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Is it worth it? It pretty much guarantees that I'd get a qt3.14 gf
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>>28086982
The average Mormon man is 6'3, blonde, blue-eyed, and has features chiseled by the gods.

How can robots compete?
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>>28086982
No religion guarantees qtpa2ts. Being really attractive does.
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>>28086982
you mean pretending to be a Mormon? I fucking hate it when people talk as if they can simply change their beliefs.
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>>28087514
why do you think he wants to change his beliefs? all he said was he wants to become a mormon to get a qt3.14 gf, not to find "god" or some bullshit
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Utah robot here. Former Mormon.

No. It's the same. There are robots and there are Chads, it's no different. You have a better chance of getting married is all. There's good looking ones but you gave no chance because you'll never be one of them. I could've married a girl, but I'm gay, so I jumped ship.

Also the religion is whack. Happy to answer any questions.
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>>28087547
>Converting To Mormonism
maybe its not what he meant but its annoying
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>>28086982
My buddy converted and moved to Utah, he seems really happy now and there are lots of qt Mormons in Utah I think.
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>>28087497
>ignoring the 72 virgins
Fucking plebs, have any of even READ the koran?
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>>28087558
hey fucker. where you at?
I'm in cache county myself.
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>>28088053
>is Islam the most robot-tier religion?
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>>28086982
No, Mormonism will not get you a qt gf because religion can't cure autism.
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There's this relatively new porn site called mormongirlz.com. Are all Mormon girls like that? It's pretty hot.

What exactly do Mormons believe in btw? Are they Amish just not that hardcore?
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>>28088481
they're americas muslims.
Basically.
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>>28088481
That Jesus came to America to preach to the Indians which were descended from the lost tribe of Israel before he went back to Heaven.
The Mormon prophet Joseph Smith found this out from some gold plates he found in Upstate New York, and the Garden of Eden is in Missouri.
They're interesting, but you know, probably not real Christians at this point.
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>>28086982
Someone post that greentext where the guy converts to being a mormon and then gets cucked by another guy who makes the girl leave the church and then he realises what the fuck he just did to get a girl
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islam would be easier because then you just have to compete with inbred retards.
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>>28088553
>not real Christians

yeah, because.. theres totally such a thing as "real christian" these days.
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>>28088599
>what is... Catholicism
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they will take away your time, money and soul anon.
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>>28088053
>he thinks anyone has read the quran
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>>28088616
>what is... orthodoxy(both eastern and oriental), jehovas witness, smiths friends
>what is protestanism and its derivatives(Anglicanism, lutheranism

and dont get me started on all the crap theyve got going in africa and the far east. Not to mention all the weird sects that arise all the time. Why are all Americans so ridiculously ignorant that they never even consider that things are different outside their own country? Ill never cease to be baffled by this
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>>28088500
They're not actively killing and bombing people so not quite. In fact they keep to themselves quite well.
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learn enough to pretend to convert, get an easily impressionable qt gf, slowly lead her out of religion altogether by convincing her to convert with you to other more lenient religions until you're where you wanted
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>>28086982
>joining a cult to get a gf
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>>28088053
It's 72 raisins and only after you blow yourself up.
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Hmmm, this. Any kind anon?
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