Islam is best religion for robots

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Islam is best religion for robots 2016-04-24 05:58:03 Post No. 28086226
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Islam is best religion for robots Anonymous 2016-04-24 05:58:03 Post No. 28086226 [Report]

>Be beta indian muslim
>Religion bans dating and talking to women
>Pic related, is how parents feel about relationships before marriage
>Doesn't really matter since I am robot, unable to get gf or talk to wymyn no matter what
>Parents will arrange a marriage for me
>Will never be forever alone because am Muslim
>Will get free cum dispenser and meal maker for life
>Robots will die forever alone, I will live happy sex-filled life

Islam is the best religion to be a robot desu, as long as your parents are Muslim too, they will give you a wife no matter how autistic you are

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 06:10:37 Post No.28086437
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Anonymous 2016-04-24 06:10:37 Post No.28086437 [Report]

poo in the loo, originalcomment

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 06:33:41 Post No.28086793
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Anonymous 2016-04-24 06:33:41 Post No.28086793 [Report]

>>28086226
Fuck off you moozslime brownfag

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 06:36:38 Post No.28086825
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Anonymous 2016-04-24 06:36:38 Post No.28086825 [Report]

>parents choose who you will marry to
>gets the worst possible woman
>can't change

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 06:45:15 Post No.28086940
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Anonymous 2016-04-24 06:45:15 Post No.28086940 [Report]

>>28086825
Lol, not like OP was going to get a good woman if he chose for himself anyway

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 06:45:54 Post No.28086948
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Anonymous 2016-04-24 06:45:54 Post No.28086948 [Report]

put it in the loo.

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 06:47:54 Post No.28086972
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Anonymous 2016-04-24 06:47:54 Post No.28086972 [Report]

>>28086948
Hey, goats are people too! Don't talk bad about OP's future wife!

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 06:48:51 Post No.28086988
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Anonymous 2016-04-24 06:48:51 Post No.28086988 [Report]

>>28086226
Go blow up your loo with an Improved Explosive Diarrhea

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 06:51:12 Post No.28087020
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Anonymous 2016-04-24 06:51:12 Post No.28087020 [Report]

>>28086226
you will have to work at least 2x harder if not more to pay for the "free cum dispenser" and the spawns sustinence

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 06:53:08 Post No.28087039
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Anonymous 2016-04-24 06:53:08 Post No.28087039 [Report]

>>28087020
OP can always use the spawns as cum dispensers too once the wife is full

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 06:57:25 Post No.28087088
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Anonymous 2016-04-24 06:57:25 Post No.28087088 [Report]

>>28086226
>free cum dispenser
>dispenser
>"something that expells"
>free cum expeller
>tranny/gay "wife"

gg OP

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 07:02:32 Post No.28087140
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Anonymous 2016-04-24 07:02:32 Post No.28087140 [Report]

>>28087088
OP is a Muslim, why do you expect him to understand english beyond "rape rape!"

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 07:02:46 Post No.28087143
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Anonymous 2016-04-24 07:02:46 Post No.28087143 [Report]

Why do you keep making this shit thread every day?

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Anonymous 2016-04-24 07:43:01 Post No.28087608
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Anonymous 2016-04-24 07:43:01 Post No.28087608 [Report]

Sadly I'm an Indian shitskin who lives in America so I can't do that shit, either way, gr8 job m8.