>>28084112
I know that feel anon.

Diabetes ruined it for me, no way in. I did lie but they caught me.

>>28084202
What'd they do, test your blood sugar?

>>28084112
>not asking the recruiter to just fuck your boipussi so you can get rid of the virginity problem then and there

>tfw mom won't let you join army so you can die and make the girl that rejected you in art class sad

>>28084112
I can't tell if this is real or not.

>>28084112
>tfw disqualified from joining the military because you're a virgin
fucking whaaat?

>>28084361
It's part of the psychological stability screening. Shows you lack social competence or something.

>>28084390
whose military?

>>28084244
Yep, MEPS. Was 200. Dead give away, I could have said I didn't know but cracked under interview and cried and told everything, they called my doc to confirm then threw my ass out.

>go to recruiter's office
>everything goes fine and we were about to finalize everything
>recruiter suddenly goes: "oh, this totally slipped my mind, how long is your penis?"
>FUCK
>I stutter out "s-six inches..."
>He immediately tears up all of my paperwork and tells me to get the fuck out of his office

>>28084397
Army Reserve

>>28084112
>disqualified for juvenile criminal record
Fuck.

>wanting to join the Military

so, various posters: gay or just retarded?

>>28084434
if that's true thats the most retarded thing iv ever heard.

Im a paramedic who used to do lawnservice. i had the most sales and was the highest in customer satisfaction in the company (i wasn't a salesman by trade either, just a lawn tech), got the coach's award when i wrestled in highschool, and was also team leader in Sea Scouts

But hey, i guess not plowing sloots makes me socially incompetent or something