Ask a chuck E Cheese employee anything
More like cuck e cheese
What model chuck e cheese animatronic does your branch use? also what do you guys do with the chicke costumes that get old?
Do you "enjoy" it? wink wink
>>28083464
Do you remember when it was Showbiz Pizza?
>>28083639
Model c, looks like this
>>28083659
You know it!!!! Hot girls of all ages
>>28083464
What do you do throughout the day? All I remember the employees doing is being at the register, cooking pizza, or adding more tickets to machines.
>>28083704
I remember but didn't work there at the time
>>28083752
I am a party host, I serve pizzas and am a general slave for the party moms
>>28083639
Also old shit gets sent to corporate
>>28083659
Young ones
What's the craziest shit you've seen happen while working there OP? Has a kid ever puked on you?
Any good stories OP?
>>28083464
IS it true that you guys Jizz on the pizza sometimes?
>>28083464
Do you guys have a chuck e fursuit? Have you ever borrowed it to bring home for extra practice?
how do you not go insane from the sound of little kid voices?
>>28083767
It's cool, dude. It's just nice knowing someone else remembers. Don't have too much fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY6YC3CkBw8
>>28084289
Thanks for nigger play-by-play, Jamal
Now we go to Tyrone for sports & weather
>>28083967
I walked in on a kid shitting in the urinals... That sucked but no vomit
>>28084054
Nope, we never have
>>28084076
Fuck no, we don't hire furfags
>>28084102
I actually like it
Do you ever get tokens and play the games? Which game is the best for winning tickets?
>>28084489
All the time, and we have a game called gear it up that is pretty easy
>>28084452
Damn dude. Didn't have to say it like that. ._.
What do you see more of MILFs? Or hot teenage older sisters?
>>28084603
Older sisters, a few damn fine milfs though
>>28084650
Is your location infested with mexican "fiestas" and their nasty adult women?
>>28084666
No I live in Washington so it is all white
Ever get ptp?
I remember the pizza there being good. Is it or is it nostalgia?
>>28084806
I just remember it tasting exactly like Pizza Hut so pretty mediocre
>>28084806
It was decent. Had some a couple years ago for a relatives birthday
Have you ever seen single lone adults come in
What is the absolute oldest person that went into the jungle gym
What are some good recent arcade games, I actually don't think I've been to a video game arcade since the last time I went to chuck e cheese like fifteen years ago
>>28083712
Thats fucking creepy dude
Oc
>>28084879
Not OP but they don't let you in if you aren't accompanying a kid
>>28084918
?
I have gone when invited to parties and nobody stopped me from going in.
>>28084918
How is that even legal?
I remember a Chuck E Cheese story from when I was a kid
>School has day off
>Mom takes us to Chuck E Cheese because we got good grades or something
>Having fun, it's not very crowded because it's early-ish in the day
>There's one full-grown man, probably 25 years old, playing the games
>He's obviously mentally retarded
>They announce that "The Chuck E Cheese band will be giving a performance" or something
>He looks up like a deer in headlights with his jaw dropped
>Screams "CHUCKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" at the top of his lungs
>Sprints across the building over towards the party area where the animatronics are
>Vaults over that little 4-foot tall wall thing that divides the areas
>Violently shoves a little kid out of the way as he runs towards Chuck E's booth thing
>Gets taken away screaming by two workers and his handler
One of my most surreal childhood memories
>>28084938
Because they're a private business and can do what they want why would it be illegal
I remember learning that they serve beer and wine, is that actually popular with parents? Do they ever get drunk?
>>28084938
Businesses can refuse whoever they want to serve
>>28085030
>Do they ever get drunk?
Two beer limit. I had to sneak out and drink in my car the last time I was forced to attend that shithole.
>>28083464
do you diddle little kid?
>>28085048
Oh, like gay people? Sounds legit.
>>28085097
They can't say it's because they're gay because someone would cry discrimination but yeah
Why do you waste your life working at chuck e cheese?
The only time I went to chuck e cheese, this fat spick kid slapped my token cup out of my hand and his friends ran over and grabbed them up off the floor, I only ended up with like 1/4 of what I had.
Do parents ever go into that playground thing and get stuck in it? Is it common for adults to play the games?
>>28084988
This was the only worthwhile post ITT thanks4posting
Do you think any of the men or women working there could be pedofags? Do they screen for pedofags in the interview?
>>28084938
>>28085002
>>28085048
>>28085119
people who do not have children are not a protected class in america
>>28083464
Is it a placd where kids can REALLY be kids? That seems like bullshit
>>28084918
This is a lie. A couple of years ago a group of friends and I went in with no problem. We were all 20+.
>>28085097
some paki at a convenience store refused to sell me a lighter once, he asked for ID and I was 15 at the time
I've never even smoked a single cigarette in my life, my parents sent me because the last prolonged power outage made it clear we had no flashlights, batteries, matches, candles, lighters, any mobile light source (this was before cell phones)
So I asked for matches and he still asked for ID. Holy shit, fuck that guy
>>28084988
I miss tard stories
Are the robots still scary, evil looking motherfuckers? I haven't seen a pizzaria robot in like 15 years
>>28083464
I need to know since mummy plans to take me there next Friday, are standard value Goodboypoints legal tender in exchange for pizza and tokens?
Do you trade tendies for tickets?
