>Mom found the smegma bottle
>>28082997
Tell her to eat! Eat it all till her hearts content!
>>28082997
>mom find my cummie cannon
>>28082997
>Aunt found my cream of cum soup.
>Dad found the fuck goat
What do I do now?
>>28083160
let him have a turn you selfish prick
>Brother-in-law found the dildo sharpener
The authorities found the Shakespearean misery machine
>cousin found the love glove
>Papa found urine freezer
>best friend found my california raisin blow up doll
>>28082997
>sis took a bite of the boogie burger
Son found the breastmilk bucket
>wife's son found the blood hole
>dad saw the dozens of empty beer bottles and cans in my trash can
>step aunt rode the elephant dumpster
>brother found the mario stash
>mom ate the panty house
>step dad killed my vibes
>baby sister found my autismos
dad found my cum petri dish
>my wife's son found my tranny porn
>dad found my (expired) comdoms
>uncle found the meme cream
>mom fucked the rape dwarf
>>28084351
MA WHERE ARE THE TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28082997
>Aunt found my diarrhea knapsack
>computer tech guy found my CP files
>mom found the nuclear reactor bottle
>big sis found my cummie snuggie
>>28082997
>CIA found the baneposting bot
>>28082997
>grandma found the ass catapult
>>28086488
if that happens you're just a fucking retard
>brother found my semen demon
>Aunt found the carpet cookies
is this a new meme or something? Its not even remotely funny
>>28087906
>>28087815
>>28086639
>>28086604
>>28086501
>>28086488
>>28086213
>>28084866
>>28084786
>>28084431
>>28084351
>>28084245
these ad hoc one liners werent even funny the first time
kill your selves
Stepson found my pickle pulverizer.
>>28087927
>>28087931
Fuck you faggots this is hilarious
>video killed the radio star
>trump found the illegal aliens
>>28087996
lol
do you fucking watching the big bang theory too?
do you piss your pants in laughter every time sheldon says bazinga
fucking mongoloid
>>28088156
fuck off you autistic redditor fuck
>brother found the booty banana
>Wife's boyfriends's son found the Asian puking porn.
>>28082997
>cat found the self sustaining organic human waste ecosystem
Goldfish found the kitty diddler
>dad found some used condoms, beer cans, weed baggies, and stacys phone number in the trash
im sitting in the normie corner now
>>28088917
>keeping used condoms
>normal
>>28084245
that's really hot actually
>>28088934
whoops looks like I pulled the trigger on that post before I read what I was replying to properly. You have a nice day now
>mom found my sticky old t-shirt
>sister found my shower video shooter
>granma smelled my alcohol breath
>uncle found the penis ballista
>girl at party I was going to fuck saw my boner hiding apparatus
>dad drank out of the cum bottle
>>28084866
>tfw rape dwarf meme didn't catch on
>>28082997
>not keeping your smegma bottle in the same cage as your rape dwarf
Fucking normalscum I swear to god.
>dad wore my poop hat
>the maggots are back again
