>just finish having sex with an escort
>we start cleaning ourselves up
>"you have a big dick, baby. your girlfriend must be very happy."
>our girlfriend must be very happy
>girlfriend
>implying I'd be visiting an escort and paying money for a simulation of affection if any female at all loved me on a romantic level.
I bet she did it on purpose.
Anyone here a johnfag or a prospective johnfag who wants to know what it's like to take the plunge into hiring excorts? Post stories and questions here.
>>28082123
How do I locate a prostitute without getting arrested or infected or robbed?
Do you rent a hotel just for the occasion or what?
>>28082123
Do you have to wear condom for everything including bj? Can you even feel anything with plastic around your dick?
>>28082386
Depends on the girl, yes but it depends on the rubber
>>28082123
>tfw you beat off to the good times you've had with whores before you became a nervous shut-in
good times, man
Never happened, it was all just a sweet dream.
>I bet she did it on purpose.
Of course it's flattery. Never trust a ho.
met a guy on grindr way out of my league and he said he'd give me a hj for $60, a bj for $100 and fuck for $200. after I came i figured i'd regret that if i did it. closest i ever came to visiting an 'escort'.
Plenty of taken men see escorts.
Source: ex who saw escorts before we were dating but he was taken by his exgf.
Men like variety. One woman can't satisfy that after she loses her shiny new dopamine smell (approx. 6 months).
Not to mention that escort was just flattering you because she wants your business again and wants you to associate her with dumb cave man feelings of affection and positive reinforcement.
>>28082354
Where do you live, America?
There are websites for escorts, but they're usually pretty expensive over there. I don't know enough about how it works in America to tell you.
Honestly, so long as you use protection and don't stick it in girls who blatantly look like they've got something, you should be fine. No different from having sex with any girl, really.
>>28082386
Depends on the prostitute but, as a general rule, you don't want to have unprotected sex with anyone you don't know or particularly trust, especially an escort. The good escorts will also refuse to have penetrative sex without a condom.
That being said, some will do oral sex without a condom as there's a low chance of catching anything. They usually charge a tiny bit more for it, though.
Still, better to be safe than sorry when playing with escorts, though. You'll still feel things through the condom, but it'll probably be easier to cum with her mouth or hands than it will with her pussy.
>>28082526
>>28082505
tbf I do have a fairly big dick
>telling on your gfs
Bad John is a bad boy
>>28082354
FWIW, a white male here worked in Asia during his 20s.
I regularly went to saunas with 100+ girls working, lined up in bikinis in long hallways in front of a door, within which was a massage table, king size bed, and nicer bathroom with shower.
You would pay at the front, about 700RMB in 2008, have a shower and change, and then be led to the hallways.
The girls were at par with JAV porn models. Some had implants (not into that); most were just very cute, young students/migrants. Accommodating and very service oriented. Went several times and would say the best thing was being able to examine the girls in their bikinis. .
Transaction begins with shared shower, massasge and then blowjob on table, followed by fucking on bed.
The one i went too, Golden Sauna in Chang'an, was unlimited pops over an hour. Top floor was VIP pricing and specialized in 9 and 10s.
White males in the West (except for Germany I guess) wil never understand what that means because they are completely cucked (often circumcized for example)
Would anyone recommend getting a pornstar escort? Its the only type of escort I would consider getting.
>>28082693
what the heck does being circumcised have to do with being able to understand the awesomeness of legitimate asian massage spots?
>>28082770
That was just an example, as I said, that speaks the entire cuckedness of sex in the West.
It's a social phenomenon (the cucked) manifested in many ways (marriage laws/alimony, chad/stacy social worship, feminism becoming mainstream, male genital mutilation
Because of all these social pressures, robots will never experience being in a 5 story sauna literally filled with 100 ready-at-that-time bikini wearing young student sluts that will enthusiastically fuck in a service-oriented way. Even prostitutes in the west are cucked FFS
>>28082693
>you'll never be able to do this
>>28082891
Okay, if that's your point then I agree, most robots won't experience the sensation of walking into a place, whether it's a sauna, club, or brothel and knowing that not only can you fuck any woman in the place, but that if youaren't a complete asshole she'll be responsive and enthusiastic about taking the dick.
It's amazing how many people are scared to travel and see it for themselves.
>>28082693
>>28082891
Yeah but I know none of those girls were as good as your mom last night.
>>28082958
Totally m8.
Better than Golden Sauna is top-level VIP saunas in Shenzhen, where Full Sex isn't on the table.
Well making up for that fact though, is a computer terminal in the foot massage area where you can comb through literally 100+ HOT cosplay-wearing JAV model style girls.
After selecting one (these girls are 10s) you get a cosplay style massage as well as hand-release, all for 500rmb.
While no fucking is involved, having a 19 year old cosplay model jerking you off is 10s
>>28082693
In the UK prostitution is legal in everything but name. Basically, you're allowed to be a prostitute so long as you're not doing it out on the streets and so long as you never actually say it's what you're doing. So technically you're just paying girls for their "time" and anything that happens after that is between two consenting adults.
The best way to get escorts over here is online. There's a particularly useful website called adultwork.com which allows you to search for active escorts in your area and contact them.
It's a pretty sweet deal.
>>28083192
It's really only a sweet deal when you compare it to America. Isn't being a john still illegal in the UK?
>>28083192
Flawed, because its online. Misses the point.
In Guangdong, you can go with your mates to a sauna, go for foot massages, drinks, food, and then pick the girls to fuck, face-to-face from amongst 100s.
The UK model sounds OK, but is ultimately incompatable with non-cucked culture
>>28083416
Okay, I guess? Wasn't really giving an argument, I was just informing.
>>28083309
Literally the only things not legal about prostitution in the UK is doing it in a way that makes the country look bad (ie doing it where people can see you). You're even allowed to talk about it in the media and escorts and clients aren't prosecuted for engaging in it.
Really the only ones who have to sweat under the UK laws on prostitution are the exploiters of the sex industry like pimps.
>>28083309
Exactly, the UK may be better than the USA, but thats it.
Guangdong, while 10X worse than before the crackdowns (up to 2008/2009) is still infintely better than the West today.
Before 2009, Dongguan had sauna complexes with 1000+ girls (mostly students) many of whom were proficient with the harness, which was ceiling mounted
>>28082625
Yeah, I'm American.
desu senpai i'm not really into asian chicks
>>28082123
>reminded of your worthlessness to get you to come back for more
I think you just got negged by a hooker OP
:^)
>>28083496
I would say consumers also suffer.
DESU, it doesn't seem user-friendly - i.e. online ordering, bait and switch, high prices.
You can fly Canada to Hong Kong next month for 600CDN return.
MFW, It's literally worth the ticket price just to fuck college age sluts and get some new clothes.
>>28083496
Maybe I have you confused with some other euro country, maybe France.
>>28083525
Beyond China, what do you think are the realistic effects of living in a society where prostitution is normal, accepted and visible? Because I'm American, I've only been able to do it for short periods of time, but I've definitely noticed the difference in being much more social when I'm in a place like that, whether it was Mexico or the DR. I wonder if that was a result of not having the pressure of worrying about women at all since fucking was something you could do at-will, or the idea of being part of a secret society of men who were doing something other than the normal western things.
>>28083601
>bait and switch
literally has never happened to me in my history of fucking escorts. Sure, sometimes they're not as touched up as they are in their photos but I've never been to one who was literally nothing like their image or who was an entirely different girl. And even then a lot of them use non-photoshopped images so you can just go to them.
Also the prices seem fine to me. I don't know how cheap shit is over in poorer countries, but I've never been hard up for a reasonably priced girl.
>online ordering
nah, that's not it.
it's basically a facebook/craigslist of escorts. You just call them and arrange to meet up for either an incall or an outcall then everything else happens as it normally would.
It's really a convenient system that hasn't let me down so far.
How does incall/outcall work?
Do you get a hotel or invite a hooker back to your place?
>>28083916
incall means they have a room and you go to it
outcall means they come to your room
Escorts in America literally suck, please just boycott them all. I can't even get into how bad it is and why, but literally every other country has better hookers.
>>28083563
Stay away from Asian chicks.
They're different than most prostitutes. They are imported wholesale from Cambodia or something where they work for a greedy mamasan that oversees every thing, if they ask you "Want massage?" always, always, say NO. Or don't, and find out what happens next.
>>28083968
>I can't even get into how bad it is and why
why not
>>28083992
w-what happens next?
>>28083998
He just said he can't go into it
>>28083601
>600CDN
Mate I could get 30/45 minutes with, like, 5 escorts for that price in the UK. I don't know how high you think our prices are.
>>28083968
>please just boycott them all
Then what else should I do?
Should I go to a massage parlor?
How dangerous is outcall? I know the majority of escorts have a drug problem, and the last thing I need is them seeing my speakers and TV, then getting the bright idea to come back and steal my shit at some point.
>>28084008
Surprise, a gentle yet forceful push as a girls slippery hand goes wrist deep into your butt and her fingers knead into parts you never considered.
>tf everyone has, mouth gaping
>tfw your favorite ho moved away
She was literally perfect. I have yet to find a replacement.
>>28084081
>Should I go to a massage parlor?
kek nuruued
>>28083998
it just makes me mad
American escorts on backpage think they they aren't really hookers, that they are just going on "dates" (and that is what they literally call them).
They act as stuck up an bitchy as they would if you were trying to take them home from a bar.
Its all about them, there is not even a concept of pleasing you.
One even ordered me to "get hard" myself and she stuck her ass out and went on social media
>>28084106
It was CalienteGuera, wasn't?
>>28084084
I don't know where you're from, but most escorts don't have "drug problems".
Most of them actually forbid the use of drugs during your sessions and refuse to partake in them with you.
Usually escorts are just regular men and women who have sex for money. They're only in it for the money and they have an interest in getting repeat business, maintaining a decent reputation and staying healthy.
They're not going to rob you or trick you or some other sitcom shit. They're going to get their money, fuck you, maybe make some light conversation and fuck off.
What was the name of that massage parlor review site?
>>28082386
I've had unprotected sex with a prostitute because she forgot a condom. She swore she was clean, but it made me wonder how many other people she's done it with.
As for getting a bj with a condom it pretty much feels like nothing. I recently found girl who will suck my dick without one so I'm definitely gonna see her again. Hopefully it's not that likely to get an STD from oral.
>>28082123
This is why brobots deserve their fate. A girl comments you telling you that you have a big dick and you have such rock bottom self-esteem that you find a way to be insulted by it.
Why would anyone love you?
>>28084109
Depends, where in America are you?
>>28084084
You don't do outcall to your place, you get a room. American prostitutes are criminals. You don't let any tier of criminal know where you live.
>>28084156
rubmaps?
>>28084081
Well, it is better overall, but still overpriced.
Why not get a ticket to San Diego and go to Tijuana? With the exchange rate its like $14 bucks to fuck a chick w/ paying for the room and she will be hot and like it
Or you can go to Hong Kong night club in Tijuana and its like Quentin Tarantino From Dusk Till Dawn tier, actually better, hookers in the club and naked chicks everywhere
>>28082123
An escort isn't paid to say "You have small cock, no wonder you're paying for me", otherwise you'd never return.
>>28084172
>i'm so stupid I can't realize when someone is insulting me
>inb4 thanks
>>28084173
>rubmaps
That's it. Danke.
>>28084192
At some point the flight to SD is too much money/time depending on how far east you live, plus some people have to deal with time off work and that shit.
I feel like TJ is on some mid-level to advanced shit. I wouldn't want to try to have my first whoring experience there unless you're going to go straight to HK, post up and then go right back to the border.
>>28084173
Philadelphia
>>28084192
I don't have money for anything aside from some junkies. It would be cheaper to develop a personality and to get in shape. But in case I ever do come into some extra money to blow, I'd like to know stuff.
>>28084106
I just found my perfect escort, I think.
>when I came through the door she was friendly and talkative and made me feel at ease
>she had XL condoms on hand and wasn't apprehensive about my being bigger than usual
>her blowjob skills were insane -- minimal teeth, could alternate between fast and hard and soft and tender
>she starts playing with my balls without having to be asked at all
>during the blowjob/handjob section she starts biting/lickign my nipples which felt amazing and which I didn't even know I liked
>during the sex portion she's tight, wet and warm.
>she runs her nails down my back, kisses my neck and shoulders, tongues my ear, leglocks, rides like crazy, plays with my balls in doggy style, -- it's like fucking a goddamn tiger.
>she lets me go over time if I haven't cum in the alotted time and makes it all about me
>she also has big tits, a plump ass and a hot accent.
>she's clean, professional and doesn't rush me after I cum, even kissing my body and playing with me a little more
>I came like a fucking tidal wave and she was still sucking.
>plants a little kiss on the end afterward.
>seems to show no signs of leaving any time soon
Never gone to a girl more than once, but she was a fucking professional and I'm seriously considering making her my regular girl.
>you have a big dick, baby. your girlfriend must be very happy
Kek, a prostitute has feeling for OP and he's to much of a dipshit to notice
>>28082123
Fucked a tranny for the first time last night.
Ask me anything I guess robots
>>28084491
US? whered you find him?
>>28084491
Did you kiss it?
>>28084374
>I only have junkie money
well this isn't going to do you any good. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?654-Philadelphia
>>28084517
Australia. Online on an escort site.
>>28084523
Yes, but no tongue.
>>28084455
>Kek, a prostitute has feeling for OP
That's not how it works, man.
They tell me I have a big dick because it's a big dick and they want me to feel good about it so I'll come back/rate them highly, that's all there is to it
>>28084400
I envy you5
>>28084555
>no tongue
Gross.
I made out with the tranny hooker I banged.
>>28084601
I regret even kissing it. I don't want to catch anything. I was just so drunk and horny.
>>28084618
>>28084601
>>28084555
>>28084523
>>28084517
>>28084491
This is why we can't have nice things, damn degenerates
>>28084618
Unless you're fucking a literal slag you should be cool to kiss your escort as they look after themselves and get regular check-ups. You're probably safer than you would be making out with some rando slut in a club/bar.
Just don't have unprotected sex, is all.
>>28084601
Also how was yours?
Considering doing a tranny 1 more time then quitting for good. She has a cute face and an 8 inch dick, but no tits. What do you think? Should I give it a go?
>>28084654
True. The reason I don't think I'll ever fuck another whore is Im afraid of herpes. Condoms doesn't stop that man.
>>28084655
She was latina, a bit chubby, and had super sensitive nipples, which was pretty great. She also gave me the best bj I ever had. And now that I think about it, I don't think I ever saw her dick.
>>28084698
>She also gave me the best bj I ever had
Something about looking down as a tranny sucks your dick is so much hotter than a girl.
100% agree. Stay away from Asian chicks, outside of Asia.
The fact this is all illegal in most of the West gives rise to all the consumer-suffering market distortions, replete with touched-up photos, bait and switch, shady low profile encounters, as well as generally, much lower quality.
I was in Shenzhen last year and fucked a very nubile 19 year old. Flawless body. Full student uniform on. Amazing experience.
The West can never compete with the service, quality, choice, and general consumer-friendly experiences in place like Macau or Shenzhen, IMHO.
>>28084717
She was also really into eye contact, so it made the bj even better.
>>28084757
Yeah same as the girl last night. Fuck I'm getting hard thinking about it. She was so much more into it than female whores.
>>28084757
>>28084775
Man I forgot to try frottage too. That's like my biggest turn on, but I was so shit faced I just forgot. You ever do that?
I'm in the US. I found out that there are about 10 asian massage parlors in my medium sized city that advertise on backpage as escort services. There's one in my nice neighborhood. It's basically a whorehouse. I've gone there like once a month for about 2 years now.
I like it when the girls enjoy it. What I'd like more is a girlfriend, but I've been really depressed for a long time now and even though I can hold a good job and probably fake it at home, I don't want to. So this works.
For my massage parlor bros:
are there actually massages involved? I'm fat and I don't really want to do nothing besides fucking her.
touchfeet.com
What do you guys think of this?
>>28084951
The one I go to had longer massages when they opened. Now it's a brief massage with no oil. It probably depends on the massage parlor. It probably depends on the girl too.
>>28084979
disgusting fetish
