Hey /r9k/, where do you keep your rape dwarf?
>mine is under the stairs!
>>28081884
I think /b/ is what you're looking for
Op here, I'll start
>be me
>36
>on my third rape dwarf
>daddy gave me his old one when I was 12
>he was a hairy little bugger with a prolapsed rectum
>his name was snuggles
>I raped him nightly
>unfortunately after being broken in by my dad, he didn't cry as much as I would have hoped
>on my thirteen birthday, my dad got me a new rape dwarf
>I named him Alfred
>dad said I had to get rid of snuggles
>so I choked him to death with my cock and burnt him in the backyard
>I still have his skull to this day
>>28082046
The rape dwarf thread started here, motherfucker.
>yfw your mom finds your rape dwarf
>>28082145
t was good because it was spontaneous. Forcing it into a shit meme is...par for this board actually. Continue.
>the rape dwarf got a gf before I did
>>28082305
>tfw you could just get a rape dwarf and lose your virginity