Fill'er up. If you get 3 lines or more you have to kill yourself.
I'm a gigantic loser and still filled no lines
If you included anime music with vidya and meal then I would have one line
I prefer soda, but can no longer drink it without getting sick, so I do actually drink tea.
Not the OP, but here is another version for you, /r9k/.
>>28081711
>been clubbing
>not a virgin
Out out out
I score so little it's not even worth posting.
I used to almost fill it whole a few years ago. We're all gonna make it, bros.
>>28081515
Which way to the suicide booth, friendalino?
Some notes:
>I don't have a car, but I do have a motorcycle.
>I only own a few video game action figures.
>Not all muscular bodies are disgusting, but most are.
>I haven't deluded myself into thinking sex isn't important, it actually isn't.
>I only watch a few animes.
>Cargo shorts are functional, the ones I wear aren't too crazy like some are. I only wear the trenchcoat in the rain.
>I haven't been on a date, had sex, or asked a woman out, but I've had female partners on projects in school and didn't sperg out too badly.
>The video game music I listen to is mostly fantasy, so it's not very bad.
All in all I honestly don't think I'm that bad. Perhaps a little on the odd side, but really not gone too far. I'm 27 btw.
>>28081834
>I haven't been on a date, had sex, or asked a woman out, but I've had female partners on projects in school and didn't sperg out too badly.
>>28081765
Just hoping that the lord has mercy and strikes me down soon in a painless death!
>>28081858
No it's true. It didn't go well, but it didn't go poorly either. So I wouldn't count that as a strike against me.
Sex really isn't THAT important. This is not delusion. What you really want is companionship. That's really the best part of a relationship.
How did I do, phams?
>>28081515
clubbing and lifting are for pathetic losers though, shit bingo
>>28081515
>not being interested in retarded degenerate clubbing makes you a loser
Wew lad
I drive but the car's technically not mine.
>tfw avoided bingos all over the place
wtd does "ever played his hand held in public" mean?
>>28081769
Clubbing is for losers these days.
>>28082196
I think it means if you're over 13 (ie. not a kid), you can't play handhelds in public without being a loser.
To be honest, in this day and age nobody gives a fuck if you're playing a 3ds or whatever unless you're obese and smell like shit.
>>28082236
really shouldn't be on the list since phones are basically handhelds at this point
I just want to fit in desu
>>28081765
Filled up the very first line
Four of the second
filled up the third
filled up the fourth
filled up the fifth
Jesus
i got it decent
does this mean im cool?
>>28082284
Yeah, but there's still people who think they live in a time where video games aren't commonplace.
>thinks a muscular body is disgusting
anyone who tells themselves this is just a delusional fat fuck
I'm a skinnyfat piece of shit but I know that I would be more attractive if I actually got off my ass and went to the gym
>>28082236
Am I a normie yet guys?
>>28082342
yes, now get off my board
ree
Welp.
Aint that bad.
>>28081515
>>28081765
We're all gonna make it brobots.
>there are people who honestly still believe in a high school movie-esque linear hierarchy with "losers."
jesus christ you people have a warped view of reality
i mean of course some activities are more socially accepted than others but you guys oversimplify this shit to such a ridiculous extreme
>>28081515
ha, just made it
Wew lad, that's one near miss!
oregano commento
you have been muted fuck u robot
>pathetic loser for staying with parents so I can save up money quicker to get a house
kill yourself, op
>>28083835
What? You don't want to pay $400 a month to share an apartment in a shitty area with a group of people that you don't like? Fucking freak
Kind of wondering why I post here at this point
![1413e88258[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wG7HESf.jpg "1413e88258[1].jpg")
>tfw cyborg
We're rising, normies.
Also
>accidentally cuck a guy when I was 19
>she miscarried
A pity.
>>28083936
Shoo norman shoo shoo reee
>>28081515
How did I do?
> STOPCOCKBLOCKINGMENIGGER
>>28084066
I cant shower daily though I would if I could.
this is a pathetic loser bingo? most of this is normalfag shit, i haven't left my house and had human contact in 6 years
>>28081765
i play piano
y-yay
>>28081765
after the first one i thought maybe i am a normie. nope
Welp, here ya go boys.
>>28084238
im on pace for that. no contact in 2 and a half years here
>>28083622
no normie neither
>>28081515
do i win any prize?
so many are filled
yet I don't a bingo
am I a normie?check the syllable count
>>28084774
fuck
>don't HAVE a bingo
fuuuuck
I don't even know senpai.
>>28081515
>Deluded himself and believes that sex is not important
Explain how sex is important
>>28081515
This bingo chart sounds like it was made by a summerfagging normalfag
>>28081515
reeeesaf afs sf a bbb
>>28081515
Why the hell is not liking clubs in there?
Clubs are
>loud as fuck, can't hear anyone talk
>drinks expensive as fuck, have to get piss drunk pregaming to keep a buzz on
>shitty pop or mainstream edm
>random faggots start grinding against you
>girls are chubby std ridden whores
Plenty of normalfags hate clubs too
>>28081515
Am I the ultimate cyborg?
I have a job and friends and am somewhat social but am ugly as sin. I get okay grades and am going to a good college next year.
>>28086467
Pic here guyyyzzz
>>28086483
>>28086467
>almost bingo in both
>much closer in normal side
You're pretty good for a cyborg I guess. You're just an awkward dude probably.
>>28081515
Just one note: it's my mother who moved into my place and won't fucking leave, not the other way around like normal.
>>28081515
BINGO tbqh lads
>>28081515
almost
And yes im being honest
I think I'm doing okay
1/2 memeblox
2/2 blolxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>28081515
8/25 I guess that's not so bad
>>28081765
Keep'em coming lads
>>28081515
ayyyyyyyyyy
This bingo's brutal, bro, but too many loopholes.
If ya really wanna knock-'em-dead, gotta put in more punts about being a kissless virgin.
E.g. : "Sex is unimportant", well, sex is important! It makes children! But I don't have to have it.
Your statements are so broad and sweeping that someone can deny them outright on a technicality.
>>28081515
welp..... If I get a job I'll save myself
i'm rekt
>>28087034
another time of my life
>>28081515
I'm getting the gun to shoot myself now...
>>28087026
wow, I I barely got 3...
>>28081515
The action figure one I accidentally filled in and fucked it up because I used the inbuilt edit feature on 4chan.
I think having this much is worse than bingo
orca comet
I guess I truly am a cyborg
>>28081515
>4 days without leaving his house
do normies consider this a long time? I often don't leave my house for like a week at a time when im at home from college
>>28081515
I don't get how anybody gets through life without a non family hug. I mean I got hugs from kids I babysat all the time.
I don't even.
Original comment.
>>28081515
FUCK the jpeg format
save your original templates as PNG
I'm a jew desu
>>28087145
FUCK YOU, FUCK OFF, GET THE FUCK OUT FROM THIS BOARD. I'M STARVING FOR ANY KIND OF PHYSICAL CONTACT AND YOU COME HERE TO BRAG ABOUT YOUR LIFE
why the fuck am I on r9k? It serves me nothing but constant reminders of my failures without any implication of things ever getting better
>>28087172
I mean I'll give you a hug, anon... I'm driving into Phoenix Arizona right now
>>28087241
>Anon just wants to ree
Alright.
>>28081515
Cargo shorts are comfy as fuck.
I don't place half the importance on sex that you faggots do and I have a qt. gf who I fuck frequently.
I don't need a car- public transportation is very developed where I live.
Clubs are stupid- why would I ever go. I don't even drink (former alcoholic- not a normalfag).
Fuck normalfags.
>>28087241
You get the fuck out of Phoenix.
>>28081515
NO, THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING
>>28081515
>cargo shorts
Is this really autistic, I like cargo shorts
>>28087498
>longest relationship 5 months
>used to drink 31 times a month
>never been tight on money because I'm responsible and capable of holding down a job even as an alcoholic (is that so difficult niggers)
>gf is on birth control
>don't remember the last time I went to a wedding or funeral
>not a fucking normalfag who watches tv or movies.
>>28081515
Bingo, I guess I'm pathetic.
that clubbing one is pretty shitty. even a large percentage of normalfags don't like clubbing.
i don't know how anyone can like EDM and i can't even get drunk to tolerate because i can have seizures if i drink on my medications.
>>28081515
...but no cigar.
how many do i have to get to be a normalfag
>>28081515
>tfw 4 lines
>>28087573
Further proving that I'm not some fucking normalfag.
>>28081515
>has EVER watched anime
stupid fucking chart right there
even DBZ and yugioh have appeared in normal fag nigger memes
nothing non normie about watching it ONCE
now if you watched it on a regular basis after the age of 18 id say yea thats pretty non normie
>>28087509
Why, m8? I'm on 75th avenue right outta Tolleson right now.
But really. I'm at the Walmart. Come make me.
>>28082342
>>28082367
>>28082660
>>28083936
>>28084066
>>28084488
>>28084637
>>28086208
>>28086876
>>28087057
>>28087160
>>28087554
>>28087585
>>28087651
>>28087753
why do you normalfags even come to this board?
you have really no reason at all to be posting here
nobody wants to see your shit opinions or take your "b urself" advice
you contribute nothing to anything, all of you have social groups and friends you can talk to,
yet you insist on posting here and shitting up everything that doesn't involve you.
Just two years ago there would have been almost none of you, then due to the news you retards decided to come over here
>inb4 i-iii-it isn't your board tripffagg!!
no of course fucking not, however it definitely doesnt need your shitty opinions about anything either
If you aren't a virgin you need to leave this board
>b-but prostitutes maymay
fuck off
not not original
>>28087846
i didn't even get bingos why did you quote me
I am one of the greats.
I'm >>28087850 and I think this bingo is stupid, it is too 'murican centered.
My country does not depend on cars to move, public transportation is nice so people use that adn bikes even if they have money. People also don't leave the house after turning 18 years old.
I don't understand the "evenr eatched anime" part, even normies have at least watched one anime, it should have been "has watched more than 7 animes".
>>28081515
just kill me already senpai
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
wew lad
Im quite sad
>>28081515
Originality string: niggerniggerniggerbananabananabanana
Yes.
Almost a 100% complete loser
>>28081515
got one
sex is not important, but I am not deluded.
>>28081515
only got one line
fate worse than death
>>28081515
Fuck you OP, clubbing is degenerate. It's normal to live with parents up to the age of 20 in our country due to our educational system. Showering daily is unhealthy and I got tested for that intelligence.
>>28088564
>still a virgin
>believes sex is important
yeah, real smart
great test you got there
How much does helium cost?
>>28088594
Fuck, I missed a line.
An hero when?
>>28088586
I believe sex in marriage is important, it's also important for preserving human race. I simply do not seek it, yet.
>>28088339
Yes yes, whatever you say, Anon.
>>28081515
Nothing wrong with not owning a car when you're not a lazy american
>>28087886
Might as well go for the remaining two at this point.
>>28081515
originalente
>>28081515
Some of the questions are worded in a stupid way:
eg, not everyone who believes they are intelligent is actually not intelligent.
Also, sex isn't important? That's not a delusion...
I have a question: what if I've worn cargo shorts to work, and my job is dealing with cargo?
Yay, I win, and by win I mean lose miserably.
>>28081515
It's not that bad. R-right?....
>>28088746
if you're playing along with this bingo sheet you probably aren't what most people would call intelligent
>>28081515
The really pathetic thing is OP, that spreadsheet is bullshit.
Not leave the house for four days can be entierlynormal, I had a big operation last year, I was happy to go alone to the bathroom in the week I was allowed to leave the hospital.
I can't believe there are people here who can't score at least 2/3 of that.
I may have watched anime before but god I hate it
Also metal is gr8 famalino
>>28089887
Also my normie one
>>28081515
Post more like this baka
>>28081515
I love this eternal suffering. I have been out of bed for a total of two hours today. Fantastic.
I'm not terrible.
(Cargo shorts are comfy tho)
>>28081515
yeah i still watch south park. all chads i know like south park.
>avoided a bingo
>most of the squareday are filled
>>28081515
Fuck this shit man...
I'm only 19 though so it's not that bad...
original whatever fuck you
Here's my normie bingo
>>28081765
kek i was going to do this one but i havent done anything on there at all
I guess I could try harder, but I don't really care.
soc shit is becoming the norm on r9k, so fuck it.
>>28081515
wew that was close
When I was like 8 I had cargo shorts I don't know if this even counts
Never had a trenchcoat or a fedora
>>28090647
And the other one
If other patients at a mental hospital count as friends I get the top middle one
Not really sure if you should count them
>>28081515
Wait, are cargo shorts bad? What shorts should I wear?
>>28081515
Only one bingo. Better than I expected.
>>28090755
honestly, you should have zero bingos
a lot of normies think clubbing is dumb and even if they don't most understand why some aren't into it
>>28090720
Don't wear shorts
>>28082236
I ticked "playing handhelds" but I haven't done since I was 12.
>>28090778
I live in Texas. If I wore pants all the time I'd probably kill myself.
Cool no bingo at least.
>>28090848
You have a bingo
>>28090911
Not the guy you're talking to, but.
Read my name, faggot
>>28090943
>>28090960
Brb gotta kill myself now.
>>28081515
Only watch Jap cartoons
Only drink water
Wouldn't mind a /fit/ body
>>28090980
Y-you too
Rbolxoxo
I filled in all the squares. What do I win?
Should I kill myself?
Original comment
I dunno what to think about this result tbqh
>>28081515
I'm not that bad. original you fucking piggu robot!
>>28081515
kill me
ewfs
trgfade
a-am i allowed here?
BINGO BITCHES
>>28081515
glad (?) i'm not fat
Im on phone so i can't paint it
12/24 i guess im half a pathetic loser
>>28081515
Not too bad tbqh familia
>cargo shorts on the level of fedora or trenchcoat
dat subtle trolling
