How's your saturday night?
>at my dad's 65th birthday party
>>28081265
Brothers gf cut my hair. She's nice and easy to talk to. Just shitposting on a few boards at the moment.
Don't have too much fun.
>>28081265
today is my 23rd birthday. I am drinking alone.
I've come to a point where I despise my gf, and desperately want her to break up with me because I have some inane need to not be the bad guy, but I know she won't end it because I took her virginity.
I no longer jerk off to porn, I go to dating sites and look for girls within 10 miles of me to beat it to.
even in my dreams I give my gf the cold shoulder and make out with literally any other female in said dream.
so basically 7/10 night, glad my gf isnt here
>>28081370
Why do you detest your gf so much?
>>28081370
>23 and has a gf
Guess one mans hell is anothers heaven.
>>28081410
I'm no longer attracted to her in any way. Both her personality and appearance repulse me, and when we sleep together, I have dreams in which I scream at her to stop touching me.
>>28081265
Who eats one wing?
>>28081520
democrats
>drinking wine
I'll give you a tip to that
>virgin
>almost 20 years old
>no gf ever
>met a girl not long ago
>7/10 but a bit stupid
>parents out for the weekend
>invite her home
>we make some cookies
>kiss and cuddle all day
Normie reee etc but it gets better
>her parents start calling her to come home
>I convince her to stay a while longer for Netflix and chill
>watching a movie
>we start making out
>shit gets serious
>get on top of her
>start undressing her as we make out
>unbuttoning her pants
>her phone rings
>its daddy
>she has to leave
>her mom is waiting outside of the building
>she gets dressed
>goodbye kiss
>she leaves
And here I am getting drunk as fuck. Ok it was a good day I won't lie, but I was so close. So fucking close. I was finally gonna get laid and become a normie, yet here I am. Fuck it. Fuck everything.
I had some soup then watched anime until 11pm then I went to sleep
>>28081370
>>28081471
addendum to these posts; I just got a text from my female supervisor, and I was happier with that than I have been with anything my gf has said to me in months
Just got off work and have three days off. Trying to paint some posters tonight and on the days off. I just bought $50 worth of spraypaint and just letting my emotions go on the vinyl posters I got for free from the local mall. Just ate a sandwich and drank two beers. Feeling a little better after work.
>>28081265
shit looks fucking lit, bruh.
>>28081587
What would your majesty drink instead?
Made a cardboard stand for my bedroom window because it faces the parking lot of my apartment complex and the blinds don't completely block the light from the streetlamps. Played some video games and browsed 4chan. Probably going to bed soon since I work 13 hours tomorrow.
Made some scrambled eggs and watched YouTube a all day.
>>28081265
Sitting in bed eating soda crackers.
>>28082561
Cider is both tasty and classy
