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>Want to buy a Hooker to finally lose my virginity, parents
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>Want to buy a Hooker to finally lose my virginity, parents gone this week

>Look up some escorts online

>Literally every girl that's cute is "No Black Guys!" in their profile

>Tfw even women who take dick for money won't fuck you
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Just tell them you're half and act like Urkel.
Cunts are just afraid you're a crazy gang banger that's going to cut off their head.
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This is why whites can't be bots. Every white man can get laid.
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The only reason is because that black guys are notorious rapists, murderers, and thieves. it has less to do with your appearance.
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maybe it's a blessing in disguise. do you really want to use someone's body for money? what about the chance that they're being forced into prostitution?

either way, having your first time, or any time really, with someone who doesn't know or like you seems worst to me than staying a virgin.
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>>28081104
Call them and they'll say yes. They only say that because it's a lie to their small dick insecure customers and their Pimps get jealous if they fuck another man.

Source:Was a pimp
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Blackbots have made me lose all respect for black men tbhq senpai.

I think I might punch a black guy tomorrow, they'll probably be to beta to do anything.
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>>28081104
Just tell them you're not trying to pimp them and you just want some suck and fuck.
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>>28081202

Once you're 20+ and still a virgin you're not gonna have a good "first time" though.

Even if you somehow do get a girl, She's taken dozens of dicks and it's your first time.
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>>28081104
No black guys is just code for no non-whites.

I'm half gook and I get rejected as well. I think I should just not mention it at all, but then I fear I will just get rejected in person instead of over the phone.
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>>28081104
Here's how you get laid as a black man.
1.Eat tons of celery(at least one entire head of celery)
2.Walk outside and talk to a girl
3.The pheromones will make her say yes
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>>28081282
How could they tell and why would you even mention that?
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>>28081295
ill try it
hewq
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>>28081247
I don't mean first time as in some teenage love fantasy. I mean first time as in one you'll always remember and bar minimum one you'd want to spend with a girl you somewhat care about. To me at least, if I only ever had sex once, and it was with a stranger, I might feel more pathetic.
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>>28081295
>just eat celery bro, you'll get laid lmao
sometimes this board is too much
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>>28081377

Well i don't care anymore. I've given up all hope and just desperately want to touch a cute girl. I don't even care that much about the sex, it's more I just want to hug and kiss a girl. I'm so emotionally stunted from never have any physical contact my whole life.
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>>28081458
there are KVs left on this board? Nice.
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>>28081104
Go anywhere where you deal with the whores in person instead of over the internet. Ho's are a lot less racist in person. Also, save up for a trip. Sosua was ridiculous for black men looking for decent whores for cheap.
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>>28081104
>want to buy a Car to finally get my license, parents gone this week

>Look up some used cars online

>Literally every dealership that's legit is "No bad credit! No joy rides!" in their listings

>Tfw even car salesmen who sell cars for money won't sell you a car

So let me tell you my fellow melanin enriched brother, I went down to that dealership high on PCP and got myself shot by the cops.
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>>28081597
Words to live by.

Origin.
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>>28081203
I'm glad someone else knows the truth.
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>>28081104
No prob anon, I'm sure there are plenty of whores who will.....

Oh.

Oh nevermind. Sorry.
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>>28081832
>black guy is virgin because he isnt white
>goes to backpage
>sees qt prostitute
>reads all those nice words of promises
>stoked to get her service
>SORRY NO NIGGERZ
>Immediately starts to hate all women
>becomes statistic
>/pol/ makes fun of him, doxxing every facet of his lie and noting down meticulously all the things he did wrong in life to discredit him, as they do with all historical non-white figures and celebrities
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>>28082039
now don't say that's not the jews fault
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What are some hooker red flags?
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Throw some escort websites at me.
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>>28081104
I really dont care about your problem
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>>28082484
https://www.zonadivas.com/principal.html
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