>It's a "Anon's sister is having sex with Chad in the other room, and he has to hear all of it" episode.
She's gotten laid more times this week than I've been in my life.
Go in there and tell them to shut the fuck up or you will lock them inside and burn the fucking house down to the foundation with them inside.
>tfw in the world there are girls that are having sex THIS SECOND and have been everyday, multiple times daily for years
If your parents are against raising her spawn, pop some pinholes in her condom supply, chad roulette on who gets to raise it
>>28080625
Why don't you do the brotherly thing and go in there and give her some too?
>>28080625
jerk off to it
most people have had this experience thousands or maybe tens of thousands of times by their 30s
doesnt it get boring after all of that?
>>28080625
At least it's not Jamal.
>>28080834
Pretty much this OP. Stop being a cuck and just do it.