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>psychologist cries when she hears you've never been intimate with anybody, not even a hug
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>>28079625
are you the same person who posted in the other therapist thread?
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>psychologist pretends to be shocked when you say that you've never had gf

every

fucking

time
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>>28079625
>psychologists
>therapists
>psychiatrists
You are all being scammed
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>>28079625
>psychologist said "wow", sighed, and leaned back in his chair while thinking about something when I told him I hadn't had a conversation since January
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why not just hire a prostitute if you need someone to talk to? at least you can get sex too
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>>28081017
i go for free. thanks obama
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>qt psychologist said "I guess you can practice with me" when I told her I'd never had sex before
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I quit therapists when my last one kicked me out.
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go to a psyjewocologist if you want but NEVER take the medical jew. they stunt growth
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Why do Americans see psychologists all the time?
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>>28081081

Why did you get kicked out?
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>>28080886
>start going to a therapist
>after a few sessions she started wearing these huge black sunglasses the entire time
>her hair and clothing got sloppier and sloppier, and she put on a pretty significant amount of weight
>get a call on my cellphone 4 hours before my next session
>it's my therapist's therapist
>she tells me that my therapist will not see me any more and that I am not allowed to come to the office
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>>28081142
because they want them to perscribe medication, probably, because retardedly permissive drug laws
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>>28079625
>psychologist says you need to get a life and laughs
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Both my counselors dropped me because I was too difficult and incurable. Last counselor is pushing me for meds even though I told her no.
Spoke with a psychiatrist and he said um a model client; working hard to get better and I don't seem to need meds. He says im doing great and he's been very encouraging. Too bad I only get to see him once every 2 months. Feels bad man.
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>>28081146

got into an argument about the virgin age limit, she said I was making excuses to not pursue women, but I told her that it was pointless because all women would reject me just for being a virgin. She said she got tired of me talking in absolutes and never wanted to deal with me again

short version is she didnt have an answer, tried blaming me and got mad
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>>28079625
This is why I will never try therapy again. Having her cry over how pathetic my life is made me lose it. Ended up running home in tears.
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>>28081251
why are so many therapists women when 100% off women are completely fucked in the head
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>>28081251
be virgin
think women wont fuck virgin
remain permavirgin

nice logic there
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>>28081251

Should have got a male therapist. Getting a female one will always be counter-productive if you're a man.
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>>28081251
>only a virgin deals in absolutes!
I guess she had the high ground
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>>28081316

>think women wont fuck virgin

I'm right about that tho

she got mad about that
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>>28081251
>>28081312
the big mistake is robots going to female therapists. i'd been to 2 women therapists before i met by current dude, and it's been a night and day difference. granted i'm still a failure and making little to no progress, but at least he gets me and makes for some good conversation for an hour every week. don't go to women therapists. they actually have 0 empathy to male problems. i remember i told my past therapist about how i was depressed because i was 5'6" and she had no idea how that could negatively affect my life. they're completely clueless
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>>28081251
>female psychologist/therapist/psychiatrist

Literally a waste of time if you're male. Over the hill Stacys will never understand where you come from.
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>>28081364
The male psychologist I see told me he dropped some dude because the guy complained alimony payments were akin to slavery. Seemed a bit harsh to me.

>>28079625
I didnt complain about the issue, but psychologist found out and seemed to find it odd. He wasnt really surprised, but I think he probably deals with people that are sexually promiscuous more than incels.
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>psychologist wants to do a confidence building exercise
>we role-play me asking out a coworker at the office (I don't work)
>she sets up a scenario, I make light conversation and ask her out for coffee
>therapist laughs in my face and calls me a shrimp-dicked manlet with a greasy face
>she tells me that this wasn't a confidence exercise, it was a reality check
>she suggests that I start getting really, really into video games and Japanese cartoons
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>>28081543
>The male psychologist I see told me he dropped some dude because the guy complained alimony payments were akin to slavery. Seemed a bit harsh to me.

WTF? That seals the deal. No matter how bad life gets, I'm never seeing a psychologist.
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>>28079625
>cries but doesn't fuck you

find a better psychologist
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>>28081569
bruh I'm dyin
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