Trips decides how I kill myself
>>28079608
you keep living
gorging on cock
By getting your life together.
by loving yourself wholeheartedly
>>28079608
Eaten by lions
>>28079608
cut your throat with your mothers sharpened femur
Drowning in toilet water.
until nature takes it's course
>>28079608
Overdose on eggs
Smothered by cats
shitpost to death
>>28079608
Die of old age.
You don't, anon. Now go and sort your shit out.
>>28079608
By snoo-snoo.
I'm saving lives.
quads decides
Soccem boppers. To the death.
Piano wire method.
Saying wew lad too much
>>28079776
>one off
fug
>>28079776
>>28079778
MOTHER FUK!
>>28079608
Handcuff yourself to a tree
69 a grill and suffocate yourself in ass
Elliot Rodgers style
Post on here so we know you followed through with it
By catching AIDS from fucking so many black women raw.
Write a book about it too called "My Willy's Wonking Tales As An Oreo Factory".
>>28079608
Drown in cement
>>28079608
A million paper cuts
>>28079985
>ds decides
so close
also roll
Out of loneliness
>>28080009
winrar original
Choke on my cock
Drinking sulfuric acid
inhale drano
>>28080009
let's do this
So OG
You don't. You instead hire a hooker and rethink your life while inside her.
Let a feminist rape you to death
To be quite honest with you famly, there is so much beauty in life that you would miss out on; even if you are the type to not believe in a afterlife. Things can get better if you actively try your hardest, 110%.
>>28079608
Don't do it anon, your life is precious.
>>28079608
Take out car loan/rent car of your dreams. Crash it into a wall going max speed on a desolate road in the middle of night.
>>28079608
Opiates
Oragenoll
Trips and you don't
>>28079608
hugged to death
hammer
>>28079608
Binge on vidya for 40+ hours without breaks
being a friend of mine
Suffocate under my ass
>>28079608
Obesity related diseases
Suffocate between my boobs
>>28082368
Depends on how much boob there is.
By something painless op, and that will ease your suffering
Death by botched assassination.
kill as many black people as you can then off yourself however you like
large quantities of bonded whiskey
Kek you dont kill yourself
You die by me white boi
Live stream a hunger strike.
No...by me
Sorry op, I'm no good at this
by tugging yourself to sleep :)
And now, no hope this night
Suffocation by having a landwhale sit on your face.
Try and kill Hillary
Sorry, no luck tonight op. I'll see you another time
You live
As soon as op dies, his waifu who has been waiting for him in the afterlife from their previous life, finally comes back only to find his gravestone.
Eat crayons until you die
Doesnt
>you can do this anon
>>28083385
Rawling for buttdeath
>>28083485
This right here op, this right here...
Sorry Phamalam
>>28083485
Re roll on this. Sorry op, gotta give your life that tragic finale.
Livestream yourself drinking bleach one drop at a time.
Rolling.
>Wait until 3AM at night, when the streets are empty
>hang yourself in a frequented public area, e.g. From a shop awning
>MEGA BONUS ROUND: use piano wire, put the noose around your neck, superglue hands to head, jump.
Self inflicted .45 gunshot to the temple
dont die suck dicks for a living instead
