>Morning anon! I really enjoyed last night,hey uh you want some breakfast?
>N-No oil in my salat. please
ayy yo this is gay senpai
>>28079388
Why are men superior in literally every way to women? >>28079383
>salad for breakfast
>>28079513
In non burger countries we sometimes don't eat sugar or meat for breakfast. I know it's shocking but it really is our custom
>>28079431
he's not pouring it on the salad
>>28079388
Where did you get this picture of me volunteering at the local soup kitchen?
>>28079554
salad for breakfast is wholly homosexual though, not just yurofag
>Ayo anon help me finish this pizza bro
>C'mon Anon, stop looming over us, take off your shirt and get under the covers! You won't believe how fun James is to cuddle.
>>28079668
What's with the fucking bear
>>28079388
Breakfast in bed?
Bro you shouldn't have!
I wish I lived in a world where I could just casually cuddle with my bros and we could suck each other's cocks from time to time. Life would have been so much more bearable. Sadly we never could have evolved this way because nothing would ever get done, barely anyone would have anything to do with women, and we'd go extinct.
>>28079554
No one eats salad for breakfast except retards
>>28079561
If you're implying what I think you're implying I don't want that either because it might make me break out
>tfw stereotypically 9/10+ men intimidate you so much that you don't even think they're attractive
>tfw no cute but average bf
>>28079388
Yeah I enjoyed fucking your wife in front of you last night too. Hope you enjoy raising the kid since you are infertile. I was glad to help.
>>28080236
No one cares, homo.
>>28079554
Sugar and meat is really all you need senpai
>>28080371
t. disgruntled virgin
>>28079388
"Dude... I'm gonna need to know your routine and how you get such a nice tan. Might also want to put something on."
>sorry anon I spilled something on my shirt so I had to take it off and put it in the wash. what are you giving me that look for?
>>28080090
Stop this, dude.
Franco is my husbando and it pains me to know I'll never cuddle with him.
>>28081286
Why is he having sex with a ghost?
>>28081351
He didn't have the Ghostbusters' number.
>>28079668
> Tfw no cool joocy as fuark.Chad bro to hang with
God damn lads
>>28081286
You gay m8?
uhhh why are you naked?
>>28081492
Hell no. I just want a cute bf to kiss and cuddle and have sex and go on dates with. That ain't gay.
I don't normally keep food in my house. That shit's probably all expired from when I used to keep food.
>>28081660
> he didn't say no homo
Ok faggot. We all know you're gay.
(No homo)
>>28079561
Full image? Sauce? This is an original reply?
>>28082041
Oh shit I'm sorry. (no homo)
>>28080853
>what are you giving me that look for?
BECAUSE YOU'RE WASTING WATER AND DETERGENT ON ONE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST WASHED YOUR PANTS AND UNDIES AND SOCKS AS WELL
NOW YOU HAVE TO DRY YOUR SHIRT AFTER IT'S WASHED
YOU PROBABLY THINK YOU CAN JUST PUT IT BACK ON AFTER IT'S DRY
THINK AGAIN
YOU HAVE TO BE SHIRTLESS ALL DAY NOW AND LET ME LICK AND KISS YOUR ABS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
