Hey uncle anon, can you do me a favor? Can you drive me to chads house?
get a job, bitch.
only if you wear the helmet.
>implying any of you sad sacks would respond with anything other than a monosyllabic affirmative
Well I may be the age of the uncle, but I tell you, nobody else here is past the age of 25 and they will not be uncles. So fuck off.
>>28078692
>implying i can drive
orginaal commeent
>>28080213
I, for one, would just give her a weak-willed look and say "nah, I'm sorry, your dad would get mad at me, sorry." and after she was like "Come on uncle anon, he'll never know, I thought you were cool!" I'd be like "S-sorry, no, I can't, I have to watch you..." and this would go on until she got so mad at me that she started berating me and left the room, leaving me to cry on my brother's much more expensive and luxurious furniture.
It'd probably end with me drinking when she goes to bed and making an ass of myself, in front of her, my brother, his wife, and whatever other children they have, and regretting it for about a week until I realize it doesn't matter because my life is shit and I want to die.
>>28078692
Welp, if he's Chad then I'm Chad too
Jokes on you, I lost my car last week.
