>eating a banana
>get a boner
>>28078457
>see an anime post
>its by an effeminate overweight neckbeard who didn't get any exercise while growing up
>>28078494
Why are you upset though?
>>28078930
Because you're gross and weird
Fuck this site
>>28078457
I want to stick my hard throbbing cock in your hot steamy mouth
>Smell garbage can full of nothing but my last six shot load
>Get a boner
>Take a thick shit
>Get a boner because it applies pressure to my prostate
I really wish this didn't happen.
Bananas are fucking delicious so that makes sense.
>>28079003
Good boy, those things get me hot too.
>>28079052
T-they do?
Do you experience any shame? Have you been able to stop it?
I hate myself for being unable to control getting stiff from pooping. At least I can empty the garbage bin. My butt didn't get any less sensitive even after not playing with it for a few years, fapping without something up there feels wrong now.
>>28079112
I don't just pop instant boners, but I get turned on by smelling my own cum and the act of pushing out a fat log.
I feel no shame about anything anymore.
What do you like to shove up your butt the most, bitch boy? Do you buy dildos and hide them in your bedroom from mommy and daddy?
>>28079160
>What do you like to shove up your butt the most, bitch boy? Do you buy dildos and hide them in your bedroom from mommy and daddy?
A-an aneros. I always try to go without it, but halfway through I always wind up stopping and sticking it in. Before that I use fingers and Sharpies, but what I have now is perfect.You seem like you'd make a good lewd friend.
>>28079003
>>28079112
>>28079241
You filthy disgusting pig.
I bet you were already getting flustered beforehand simply from the thought of eating it.
>eating a dick
>get a boner
