I HATE MY JOB I WANT TO DIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I need new job senpai, suggestion?
It has to be not soulsuckingly awful (NO IT)
Autism friendlyish
Not too hard on the bod
At this point I don't give a fuck about the pay anymore. So anything from about 25k will do.
GO
>has job
>robot
pick one
>>28078342
one of the requirements of working in IT is to be a robot faggot, normies won't survive
so you're more robot than me, so your autism is more autistic, so what.
>>28078193
What do you work with, what's your salary?
>>28078569
wat
bloxxy blox bloxxy
I can't go NEET guys, I'll never get out of that hole.
But IM DYING
>work in office environment
>Been there for like 2 years now
>i'm one of 2 dudes to work in this office of nearly 30 woman. the other guy is some 60+ year old knocking on retirements door
>boss is 35ish y.o. not a feminist but shes all about female power
>shes constantly giving really upbeat speeches to everyone about how they can do their best
>stay late one day because the one lady fucked up all my submissions the one day and I had to go back through and make sure every single one from a weeks worth of work was correct
>3 and a half hours later after everyone else went home I finally finished
>about to take off but notice bosses light is still on
>go into her office to turn it off as she might of left it on but shes still there. Bottle of vodka on her desk and she was masturbating to some internet porn
>without evening seeming to skip a beat she gets up, closes the door, tells me to sit in her chair and take off my pants because she'll give me a blowjob to make sure I don't tell anyone about this
>think I might get fired if I refuse so I let my obviously drunk boss start blowing me, was surprisingly nice because I came pretty fast
>few seconds after I finish she starts uncontrollably crying into my lap
>pretty much cries about all her problems about how she thinks shes a terrible boss, how alone she is and how she cant get a man, how she thinks she just fucked up by blowing me, thinks how the world is out to get her
>spend about an hour comforting my boss while she crawled up ontop of me and uncontrolably cried while my pants were around my ankles and she was still half naked from when I walked in on her masturbating
>next day she called me into her office first thing and kindly asked that I forget about everything that happened the friday prior.
that was like 4 months ago and I was glad I didn't get fired.
Become an Alaskan Crabber. Deadliest job in America.
>>28078927
Das pretty hawt, senpai desu
>>28078934
That is fantastic Joey, but I said not too hard on the bod, don't want to break my back working manual labor for decades, no thanks.
