>a-anon. could you take me out for dinner?
>>28078028
Can i cum on your glasses?
>>28078044
jizzing on glasses is impractical. It can damage them. Then you need to replace your girls jizz stained glasses and that's no fun.
>>28078155
>jizz can damage glasses
Do you have acidic jizz?
> I-I'm late for school, see ya later'
>>28078028
>I have no car and I have to ask my dad for 40 bucks,
>is that ok?
>>28078740
Worst. Superpower. Ever..
yeh i had some money just drive me to a place
>>28078028
fuck off anita, Asian-white master race
>>28078028
K, you can get two dollar menu items and I expect a blowjob, by the way I sincerely love you and I'm a good person
>>28078028
You're paying for your own food since I'm wasting my gas driving you.
>women can't understand people not bending over backwards for them
>>28078028
Are you just using me for free meals?
Your feminine tricks do not work on broke guys like me
Why don't we hang out at the park instead?
>>28078028
qt pie
Wanna hold her hand/10
>>28078919
BASED
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>>28078028
Only if you come back to mine after.