Boyfriend Resume Thread
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We had this thread the other day and it surprisingly took off. Thought we might try again.
If you missed it, tell us why you deserve a girlfriend. What are your qualities?
Fembots judge
I'll start, it can only go up from me
>5'6" (damn manlet genes)
>150 lbs
>Always rate 5 or 6 on /soc/
>Own a home
>Vehicle
>Good job (sys admin)
>No drug problems
>No mental illness
>No ex's or children
Thats pretty much it.
>>28077967
>150 lbs
>Always rate 5 or 6 on /soc/
>Own a home
>Vehicle
>Good job (sys admin)
>No drug problems
>No mental illness
>No ex's or children
not a femanon, but this seems pretty good. only bad part is your height :c rip.
>>28077995
yah and height kills me i think
that or a 5 on /soc/ means 2 in real life
>>28077967
I don't DESERVE a gf, but I'd like one nevertheless. Here are my qualities:
>6'2"
>72kg
>Always rate 7-8 on /soc/
>Studying Maths (whoo, usefulness)
>Fun to be around when I'm not depressed
>Know how to play guitar
>Know multiple languages
>Not overly experienced with girls, but not cluelessly inexperienced either
My god, I hope I find a gf soon. It feels so fucking lonely without one.
>>28078076
see this guy blows me out of the water
if he can't find one, i may as well an hero
>>28078114
Dude, there was some 10/10 rugby player on some tv show not so long ago and he was a virgin cause he was hopeless around girls. Don't lose hope, looks aren't everything - it's what you can do with what you have that counts.
>>28078164
Though more often than not, that's worse, since the average robot is fucking hopeless when it comes to talking to women.
>6'2
>180 pounds
>Black
>Tattoos
>Renting a one bedroom apartment
>Barely watch any TV besides Rick and Morty, Better Call Saul and Adult Swim
>Hate movies except 80's action flicks like Terminator or Mad Max.
>Never read books unless it's Lovecraft or about the Occult.
>Listen to only Black metal and Synthwave
>Speak a little Chinese/Russian/German
>No drugs except I drink socially
>No mental illness
>No children, one ex but we're cool
Actually I think I'm shitty boyfriend material,
>tfw no qt to have late night conversations about how Nazi Germany had the best dressed military in history.
>5"11
>215 lbs
>i have a good face, maybe a solid 7- or even an 8
>rent apartment (with real gf)
>Vehicle and motorcycle (doesnt run)
>Good job, i actually enjoy most of it.
>drug problem. dependent on morphine, not a hge deal and is a cheap habit with my rx's, but getting off isnt in my near future
>OCD, bi-polar, anxiety (better with new job, but now different.)
>if i got a new gf my current would probably be a crazy stalker. she would surely hate anyone who comes after her, like new mortal enemy
>blonde hair
Okay NSA, I'll contribute to your database
>5'10''
>175lb
>brown hair brown eyes, pale skin
>don't post pics on /soc/ seeking validation because I know I look fine
>live with parents
>about to graduate with my masters degree
>own a car
>no job lined up but some decent contacts (state dept. of ecology, EPA, FEMA, state legislature and my hometown's city government)
>no drugs or mental issues
>good relationship with my parents, no family drama
>khv, no past relationship drama
>described as a funny and a bit weird
>generally a boring person (due to some unique traits of my upbringing I can sit alone in a room with nothing to do and be more or less contented for hours on end) which is why I don't attract female interest
>>28078318
Try kratom
then you can be addicted to kratom, costs me like 300 a month about, although prescriptions are probz cheaper
good part though is i can pass a drug test
>being a beta fucking faggot by thinking you need to meet this arbitrary checklist of "boyfriend" traits
this is why you fail
if you make her feel "butterflies" all of that shit goes right out the window
>>28078347
>Okay NSA, I'll contribute to your database
The NSA is full of queers so it figures they'd want a bf
>>28078357
Yeah but it helps if you have some desirable traits
>5'11"
>130 lbs
>math grad student
>rent a studio apartment
>be told I am a good dresser
>reasonably funny if comfortable
>no addiction
>no mental illness
>no kids
>>28078357
This guy knows what hes talking about. You can tell he's rolling in pussy by the fact that hes posting on r9k on saturday night
>>28077967
>sys admin
you left out your autism
>6'3''
>176 lbs
>Blonde and blue eyes
>Half normie half sperglord
>Make absolutely delicious apple pie
>Don't drink or smoke
>Sailed across the Atlantic ocean and traveled a lot of places
>>28078435
Mildly humerous/10
>>28078076
Jesus fucking Christ dude. Don't deaerve gf? What kind of an excuse is that?
>>28078435
i used to roll in pussy now i'm just a suicidal drug addict
idk if i belong here
>5'11
>155 lbs lean lanklet
>hapa
>virgin
>microbiology degree from top20 world university
>almost no debt
>low ambition
>planning to go back to school to get a technical degree for medical lab work
>tutor kids that are behind in reading and math
>own vehicle and enjoys driving
>more male online friends than irl
>paranoia is probably my only mental illness
>no drugs
>alcohol socially
>still have hair
>take care of a dog
>live with parents
>good relations with family
>almost no anime watching
>almost no game playing
>watches friends play games mostly
>>28078491
not him, but nobody 'deserves' anything, especially not the affection of another person.
>6'0"
>303 lbs
>Don't go on /soc/, assume I rate a 6
>Effectively homeless
>Work all the time and simultaneously none of the time
>Dont drink
>Dont smoke
>Maybe low-T
>No kids
>Penis is a can of cola
Oh. I'm addicted to caffeine. If that's a counted drug.
>19 yo
>6'2"
>180 lbs
>Pretty good looking, square jaw
>Home with parents
>Have a car
>Uni student (Economics)
>Work on saturday and Sunday as a delivery boy in a pizza restaurant
>KV
>Speak Italian, Spanish, English, Serbian and i will start learning Russian from next year
>>28078559
Well obviously, but he sounded like he was saying he didn't deserve the chance to have a gf, or that it would be necessarily wrong of him to have one for some personal reason.
>>28078076
Are you the south american spic?
>>28078572
I love you, should be illegal caffeine drink.
>>28078610
When he says DESERVE in all capitals, it's a way of putting emphasis on something in this context. It's clearly not to say that he is unfit for a gf, merely that he is not entitled to one.
>>28077967
>6'0"
>starving ethiopian build
>31 and still live at home
>no vehicle but licensed
>smoke weed/cigarettes like it's a foodgroup
>good listener
>shit pt job
real girls only pls
>white slav, but since robot dont act like one
>23y
>5,9" (1,81m)
>176lbs (80kg), have good weight controll
>7 inch dick
>hhkv
>green eyes, ppl on my occasion said i have beatiful eyes
> extremely secure job but only $2000 a month
> dont smoke, drink, no illness only mild allergy to pollen
> interested in science and shit
> introvert and afraid of women because I think they're hard to maintain and would sap my energy away
> im good at making others laugh, but if i get to much attention I stop because of previous point
I think I won't ever get a gf, I literally am not trying and also I on purposely make sure that I'm not around women, and ppl anyway, all day
>>28077967
>150 and 5'6
You're a fat ass so your automatically not worth it
>5'11
>150
>Going to college for Biochem
>vehicle
>lab tech connections
>no drugs
>handsome
I don't deserve a gf but fuck it.
>5'9
>245 lb (fatty I know)
>Wage cuck college drop out
>work in tech support make about 37k a month
>own a car
>apartment with one room mate
>like vidya, movies, football and watching documentaries
>have diagnosed depression
>smoke pot and drink occasionally
>pretty average in social situations but introverted
>23
>White/Russian/Jew
>6'0
>230 lbs
>Work out 4/wk
>Will hold you in my big arms
>Hairy, chest, back, arms, have big beard am like a big teddy bear
>Have my own apartment/car
>Good job/own my business
>Smoke a bit of reefer
>Nerdy, into anime, games, books, movies, etc
>Homebody, I don't enjoy clubs/bars, but go out enough so none of my friends think I'm weird
Pls give GF I will be nice and introduce you to my mom and feed u
>20 years old
>6'1"
>engineering college student
>tons of friends/normie social life, browse /r9k/ out of habit
>am fun to be around
but
>overweight (~250 lbs)
>drink/occasional drugs
>no confidence in relationships
>no vehicle/stable job currently
>>28077967 (OP) #
>150 lbs
>20 yo
>about to graduate with shitty international studies degree
>Not /fit/ but strong from manual labor
>Live by myself in apartment
>own a bike
>15 hour a week groundskeeper
>Smoke weed & drink a good deal
>Severe anxiety
>Had sex twice but I wasn't any good
>>28078918
>He actually typed (OP) #
Great way to show you're a newfag.
>>28078918
Mean to include
>6'1
>chess trophies
> white but speak Spanish because catholic family >>28078918
>>28078918
>>28077967
Okay I'm going to do this but I'm a female
>Tall
>Chubby (Not obese)
>College Grad
>Stable career
>Not a coalburner
>Has only been in long term relationships (no hookups)
>Wants a family
>Will only depend on you for emotional support
>Very physically active (which is why I'm no longer obese)
>Racist, /pol/ mentality
>Slight mental illness but nothing that can't be calmed with medication
>>28079026
Only having a phone makes it difficult
>72kg
>170cm
>20yo
> loves cooking
> rates 5 6 on/soc/
> have a normie social life
> engineering student
> own a single bedroom flat
> does sports
> enjoys cold war /lilt/
> knows multiple languages
> drinks only at parties
> doesn't smoke
> has been depressed for two years now on my way to remission
> can't drive cuz i'm blind-ish
>5'11"
>139 pounds
>18 barely legal
>Bongrips before school and before bed, it helps me sleep and talk to people.
>Pale white skin
>Dirty blonde hair, but my body hair is black.
>Sam eye color of a black person
>Work in family business as a contractor
>Lots of cash
I can't get a gf because the only people I meet are either related to me or a family friend. And all our family friends are a bunch of ugly, sketchy Ivans. People that think all russian chicks are hot are wrong. I was born in America but my relatives weren't. I just want someone that isn't an ugly, spoiled, vodka-chugging ivan family princess. But I know I can never have one because of the family I was born into.
>>28077967
>25 years old
>5'4 (God damn mexican genes)
>146 lbs (Chubby)
>4/5 /10
>Run a small business making good bank
>Studying IT in college for CCNA
>No car
>Pretty good at almost everything i do.
>Dont do drugs
>No mental illnesses
>No genetic diseases
>Everything else
I enjoy fantasy books and riding bikes.
I have motivation to lose weight and work out but i dont have much time.
Im calm and relaxed. I hate arguing with people. I dont get mad easily. I like to just go with the flow.
Im hispanic although i can never find a group of people to fit into because im not really mexican on the inside but im not white on the outside either.
Basically, im a Mexicant.
I also dont have citizenship.
There goes my height and genes fucking my shit up again.
Where the fug are all the GFs?
>>28079508
It's the weekend the robot girls too busy getting plowed by chad.
>>28079539
oh that actually makes a lot of sense
>6' 140lbs
>don't post my pictures on 4chan so don't know what number rating i would get
>have a piece of shit car
>med student
>a few mental illnesses
ready to be ignored.
>>28079539
Theyre probably just reading this and laughing their asses off.
>>28078491
I meant to say that it's just shitty wording. I'm not entitled to one, that's the woman's choice, but it'd still be nice to have.
>>28078617
No, I'm British/Russian.
>>28079734
I know I am. It's pretty funny.
>6'3"
>own home
>car
>welder
>no vices
I just want a shooting buddy
>24 years old
>Irish-American Catholic
>6'0"
>thin
>lawyer
>IQ in the 130s
>happy, healthy relationships with family
>no drugs or alcohol
>4chan always says I'm attractive
>lots of friendships
>funny af
>still kissless virgin though with no real gf experience
>big music fan with varied interests
>big baseball fan but only casually into other sports
>not a vidya or anime guy
>generally open minded
>depression and anxiety well under control
I think I actually do look real nice on paper but I've never prioritized romance/women. All I need is someone to point me in the direction of eligible women who are within a day trip of my home.
>>28080075
I'll shoot with you, mamalam. Where do ya live?
>>28080075
have you tried /k/ meetups? they look fun
>>28080097
Church. It's where my brother met his wife.
>>6'5"
>>280
>>not ugly
>>Own a home
>>Two Vehicles
>>Good job
>>No drug problems
>>No mental illness
>>No ex's or children
>>Can cook and travel
>>28080164
But like there are no early 20s women in my hometown. There are no colleges or attractive jobs around here. Girls pretty much disappear from high school graduation until they return in their 30s with their young families.
>>28080181
Why not just post a picture? Ugly is subjective.
>>28077967
>5'10
> don't know but I'm skinny as shit
>implying /soc/
>be neet
>my feet
>neet
>No drug problems
>No mental illness
>No ex's or children
>>28080220
Guess you're fucked then.
Church anyway. Some grandma will try to marry you off to get stupid hot granddaughter who does not care about you at all.
>25
>188cm
>97kg
>hate my tiny noodle arms but working on it
>gigantic screwup with zero irl friends
>job
>car
>anime, videogames, guitar, movies
>no drugs, conditions, illnesses
>no rate but pretty good. women try to talk to me
>voice rate was sexy/10
>very odd looking eyes
I deserve a gf who won't mind that once I hit ~80kg I'm joining the forces and won't be around much for 7 years.
References available on request.
>5'11"
>19
>140lbs
>Never been called ugly
>I live with my aunt
>uni
>looking for a job
>severe mental illnesses
>?????
>>28079076
STEM career?
>>28080126
>>28080157
I live in South Dakota. I'd go but what if it's a honeypot?
>>28080262
>I'm joining the forces and won't be around much for 7 years.
Youre going to get cucked mah nigga
>200 lbs
>5'10"
>No home or vehicle
>Shit factory job
>Probably borderline
>No hobbies or lasting interests
>Can't keep an interest in anything over a week
>Except relationships, I will stalk you and kill you if you so much as look at anyone else
Any takers?
>>28080288
I drive a truck and don't care if you murder me. It'd be tough to get to SD, but I can ask my dispatch.
>>28080279
Yep, I have a BAS degree.
>>28079076
You sound based af
NORTH CAROLINA
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>>28080255
I've never seen my church as like a community setting though. People seem to get in and get out.
Is that a Catholic thing? A suburban thing? A Northeast thing?
>>28080352
I was just in North Carolina actually! Unfortunately I'm about 500 miles away. I'm sorry anon.
>>28080293
Not if I take her with me.
It's a lot to ask though so I plan to leave her behind or just break up when the time comes.
Backup plan is to go back to school but finding the money would be tough.
Fuck resumes, this is now a "find some bros to hang out with" thread.
>>28080330
You got any experience with firearms or hunting?
>>28080395
I'm still obese.
>>28078572
>5'10" (damn manlet genes)
>155 lbs
>Nice appartment
>drive nice vehicle
>Good job
>No drug Problem
>>28080419
Zero whatsoever. I held a revolver once.
5'9"
90kg
I don't think I'm attractive but I'm not hideous
Good job (registered nurse)
Car just broke down buying a new one Tuesday
Live with roommates in a trendy suburb of a nice city
Alcoholic
Spend my time either at work or uni because I'm doing both full time
someone have link to previous thread?
Ok ill give it a go
>6ft3
>89kgs
>go to gym 5 days a week, very fit
>Work at a prison, make good money
>have my own car
>currently renting in a sharhouse
>have no friends, but im used to the loneliness
>set to inherit 300g one day
Im a 26 year old virgin btw
>>28080375
That sucks.
Well, hope you got a good impression of NC.
>>28080336
You sound interesting. Please post a throwaway email.
>24
>very smart
>made $100k last year
>decent shape from lifting
>average to above average face
>5'9"
>tfw no gf
>5'6", don't actually care except for the times I think about how I wish I could be a bouncer because how fucking cool of a job is that
>144 lbs but I look really /fit/ if I wear a shirt that fits well
>Generally rated 7 on /soc/
>Live with mommy
>Drive Lexus
>Community College Student and Elementary School Custodian
>Marijuana Marijuana
>Mentall Illness? Sometimes I talk out loud when envisioning a conversation
>I have two dogs and they're my kids I love them
And
>I'm laid back to a fault
>The most empathetic person you'll ever know, I understand and respect everyone's problems, and do so with ease
>I'm the first to forgive in almost any given conflict
>I keep my head and rationality in almost any state. Angry, Drunk, High, doesn't matter.
>I'm smart as shit and not a goddamn person in my life would dispute that
>I have a fetish for plain girls
>I helped an old lady carry her groceries home once
>Took an Aspie test and scored Non-Aspie, pic related
>I cook
btfo /r9k/
>>28080502
All the "I look good" posts with no pics
>>28080518
How did you make that chart?
>>28080487
I'm really not comfortable posting a throwaway on here, but if you're willing to post yours I would gladly send you a message!
>>28080483
It was absolutely beautiful. I drove up the coast with a few friends and had a great time. Everyone was very nice and had qt accents as well. I felt like such a northerner.
>>28080541
>tfw first one to post a pic
>tfw only positive feedback
Feels good man.
>>28080395
No thanks. I have bros. I need to talk about girls instead.
>>28080502
>>28080518
>>28080473
Why do all you richfag failed normies think you have come to this board? You don't have any problems if you make 100K a year and have a dignified job. You faggots have no idea what suffering is actually like, get out.
>>28080449
Fuck /k/.
"Why didn't you just grow up around guns and hunting."
Fucking elitists.
>>28080541
Ok well if you want to see me here you go
>6'2"
>190 lbs
>Tallented guitar player
>Live at home
>Can't drive but I walk everywhere
>Unemployed
>Occasionally take drugs
>Borderline personality disorder
>A few ex's
>Been cheated on multiple times
>I just want to trust again
>Please hold me I'm so alone
>>28080600
>thinking failed normies care about NEET scum or what they think
>>28080627
Yeah. Head has a good shape, but it's too small.
Also
>Thinker's smile
My impression:
>>28077967
>300 lbs
>Heavy beard
>Ride motorcycles, also have old car
>6'
>Psychotic
>Own home in decent neighborhood
>Make decent money
>No children that I know of
>No tats or body mods
>No drugs or drink issues
>Currently have gf
>Wouldn't mind another
>>28080669
Wew. The preview image didn't look like that.
>>28077967
>MFW this entire board has become one giant breeding ground for normie attention seekers who have no respect for it's original culture or purpose.
Seriously, you guys have decent jobs and decent friends and you think you belong on this board because you are temporarily single?
Jesus christ, get out of here you fucking narcissists. You are absolutely embarrassing, lining yourselves up and begging imaginary girls to take interest in you. Complete cucks, every single one of you.
>>28080668
Thinking any girls are going to date you because you post your ugly mug on an image board for NEETs.
>>28080700
>Cuck
>Wants female attention
Not correct.
>>28080744
Fuck! I'm doomed!
>>28080754
>posts pictures of their ugly faces on 4chan in a desperate (and futile) attempt to court a mate.
>Not a giant cuck/beta.
>>28080765
Man child confirmed.
>>28080765
>>28080669
>>28080627
>>28080541
>>28080518
>>28080502
>>28080473
>>28080429
>>28080428
>>28080222
>>28079819
>>28079139
>>28079150
>>28079076
>>28079026
>>28078918
>>28078890
Y'all nigga's postin' in a troll thread.
There are no girls on 4chan.
>>28080813
Fuck yeah bb
My feelings are hurt so I'm gonna give my thumb some succ.
>>28080375
Are you in NJ?Pls be in NJ
>>28080864
Buddy, you should feel bad. You look and act like a manic child. perhaps some shame will make you humble and realistic.
>>28080920
Oh fuck, some guy is trying to get under my skin on the internet. I better call my mummy.
r9k is not for bullying.
>>28080960
You're just sad and pathetic posting like this. The fact you are fat and ugly is just icing on the cake.
>>28078076
>>28078347
>>28078400
>>28078597
>>28078781
>>28078834
>>28080097
>>28080473
>>28080502
you guys all pass, dont know why some of you guys are HHKV but so am i eh
>>28080920
Dude, at the end of the day, you'll have a normal life, while this guy will stay looking like... that.
>>28081000
I mean alright. I'm getting the distinct feeling you're actually just ashamed you can't be comfortable with yourself. But no, I'm definitely your problem.
>>28081003
>get validated on /r9k/
>part of the "cool" group
Honestly, that really brightened up my shitty day, so thanks for including me(:
>>28081052
I didn't get validated man I'm mad as shit.
I bet it's the noodle arms that did me in.
I fucking hate my noodle arms.
>>28081043
>gets called out out for shitposting and being ugly and fat
>respond with accusations of not being comfortable in one's skin
Way to side step the comments. I think we know whose self conscious don't we?
>>28081052
<3
>>28081119
sorry i scrolling down pretty fast, mighta missed some :(
>>28081119Which one are you?
originalo
>>28081120
>Shitposting
I mean why else would I be here?
>Told I'm ugly/fat
I mean duh?
Yet that's not sidestepping anything, it's directly stating your reason for coming at me is I'm comfortable enough to post myself on a board full of people I will never meet.
Sorry you haven't the stones for that, but yeah, I do see who's self conscious.
>>28081186
I'm this faggot.
>>28080262
I'll play.
>6'3" white male, bald, fit, 185lbs ~20% body fat, maybe less, not more.
>30 years old
>two jobs, both part time, both shit wages
>live with parents
>graduated college, shit degree, shit GPA
>2 years served Peace Corps
>moving overseas to begin real life and make/save money for future
>emotionally stunted ~ have to fake emotions socially
>great social skills
>kids and old people love me
>beta personality unless I want something or feel like I'm getting the short end of the stick, then hardcore alpha, no fucks given
Why the fuck not
>22
>5'11" 194 lbs
>moderately muscular
>have car
>have job
>about to finish bachelors degree with 3.7 gpa
>have had 1 gf previously
>have played guitar for 7 years
>able to grow a beard that is not a neck beard
>able to speak to girls without dropping my spaghetti
Thats all I can think atm. Inb4 leave normie.
>>28081287
God fucking dammit this place is full of normies.
>>28081287
leave normie.
Jk you can stay.
>>28081287
27 BMI
Fat
Not obese. Yet.
>>28078347
I'll date you, I am a KHV female. How old are you? What religion are you?
>>28078547
I'll date you. What religion are you? How old are you?
>>28081346
>>28081367
Failed normie to be exact.
>>28081378
Was 207, im aware I am borderline fatass and trying to hit 180. Can't shave my beard until I do or else you see my fat neck and chin.
>>28078834
I'll date you if you convert to my religion and quit weed. :(
>>28080075
I'll date you? What religion do you practice and what is your age?
Also what do you shoot? Animals or objects?
>>28080097
I'll date you if you leave Catholocism.
>>28077967
These threads are cancer, post more of that woman though. Also I highly doubt femanons are going to jump in when you start your thread with the anti-thesis of a chestlette.
>>28081242
My main issue would be your weight (you seem a bit above average), the no friends and amine thing, to an extent. The rest seems fine(:
>>28080913
NY! Upstate, though. Sorry anon :C
>>28080181
Tell me your age and religio. Thanks.
>>28080455
If you stopped drinking things would be good.
>>28080502
Age? Religion?
>>28080518
Why do you smoke weed? How can you afford a Lexus?
How can you remain calm and rational when you purposefully put substances made to inhibit judgement in your body?
>>28080627
Which one are you?
>>28080661
People with borderline tend to be very very annoying and manipulative
>>28080673
How nice, you are a cheater. Good job.
>>28081662
Awh boo, I was going to live in NYC for the summer too :<
/r9k/- Dating Site for Lonely Singles 15 and Up
>>28081486
You're not borderline fatass - you are a fatass. I'm 185 6'3" and I have these pockets/pouches/rolls of fat where I'm not ripped. It's fucking disgusting and you've got 10 lbs on me, are 4 inches shorter and I highly fucking doubt you're as muscular as I am. I've worked hard over the last 7 months. I can do 24 pullups and 65 pushups in a single go. I do 50 and 200 each day, respectively. 100 lunges - each leg.
>fat people think they have muscle
>fat people think visiting the gym 3 times a week makes them strong
>>28081756
This is basically some normie shit, can't they take it to /soc/ where it belongs?
>5' 10"
>250lbs
>pale
>virgin
>bad hygiene only bathe once or twice a week
>used to do a lot of drugs, can't afford any now
>no job
>live with mom
>28 years old
>play video games
>use chewing tobacco
>1 friend haven't seen in 8 years or so because he is autist like me lives with mom and hermit
who wants me?
>6' 0"
>Retarded fag
>>28081482
I don't really have a religion. I like the beliefs of Taoism in relations to humility and compassion. I am 24.
Is religion important to you? Why is it important to you? Where do you live?
>5'7
>140lbs
>born with autism/cerebral palsy/speech problemo
>ALWAYS online and ready to answer an IM
>famous online for shitting me pants [ibs]
>have the dankest mems
>i have a size fetish along with a ton of other fetishes
>get 500usd from ssi a month
>could make 3d furniture/items
>white male
skype; motivat10n
>>28081776
Okay man, sorry that im fat, trying to lose it.
>>28081621
But anime is great.
Yeah ngl I'm a bit of a fatty but I've been running for a couple of months and it's slowly going down.
Thx senpai.
I don't think I deserve a girlfriend. I just want one to watch anime and movies with me.
>>28081798
>can't they take it to /soc/
They can but they won't. This thread might get deleted if you report it, I have no idea. Depends on how the mods are feeling.
>>28081917
I'll do this. Where are you located?
>>28081925
this is robot only, thats why it doesnt belong on /soc/
go tattle tale though
>31
>5'7", 130lbs
>Probably average looking, although I've been called cute a few times. Beard, brown hair, green eyes.
>Two jobs in the service industry. Make enough to rent a 1br apartment in a nice part of town. Trying to get started in a career.
>College degree, okay GPA. Grad school drop out.
>Been told I'm funny and have an absurd sense of humor.
>Love cult movies and TV shows.
>Working on learning the piano (all I have is a keyboard right now though)
>ADHD, some depression that's improved in the past year.
>Drink casually, don't do drugs or smoke.
>No exs. no children.
>fuck
>roasties
>fuck roasties
>fuk roasties
>fu roasties
>fuck da roasties
>fuck
>FUCK
>FUCCCCCKKKKK THE
Damn roasties.
>>28077967
Might as well. Also a girl.
>5'9
>120 lbs
>18 years old
>college student
>internship at prestigious company
>major in computer science with cyber security track
>blonde hair blue eyes
>32DD
>little to no debt
>own my own apartment
Looking for awkward boy with long hair. Preferably a sub.
>>28081688
These are me
>>28080627
>>28080502
>>28081947
>Implying
There isn't a difference at this point, you're still inviting women to "rate you" like a /soc/ fag.
>Women
>On the internet unless tits are posted
P-a-t-h-e-t-i-c
>>28077967
6'2
actual 8" dink
Pretty fit
>>28081947
>this is robot only
No it isn't. If you think the people posting in this thread qualify as robots by any criterion other than being a human male then you're almost certainly wrong. You could make a near identical male kissless virgin thread on /soc/ and attract very similar people.
>>28081946
Canada, ON is where I am located.
>>28081999
>religion
Born jew turned Atheist
![11143600_10205925254025344_786226882322243955_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cfOKMS5.jpg "11143600 10205925254025344 786226882322243955 n[1]")
>>28078076
Continued
I want to become the perfect man. It's my dream to one day become the womaniser I envy. However, my problem is that I don't know what to improve. I'm thin, but my body has no muscle, so I think I'll start working out, but as far as the rest goes I have no idea what hobbies to go for.
>inb4 asking on /r9k/, of all places
Yeah, this is probably a stupid place to ask.
>>28081997
What's the deal with cs ladies being dom?
I don't fit ur criteria fampai but you seem nice. Except for blue eyes, I can't stand blue eyes.
>>28082088
Perfect is boring.
pros
>6'1" (add another inch with work boots)
>STEM job
>own vehicle (paid for)
>own house
>no drug problems
>no children
>no crazy exes
>no autism / speech impediment / etc
>no tattoos
cons
>skinnyfat
>zero hobbies
>doesn't want kids
>no facial hair
>5'10"
>fun sized dick
>diaper fetish
>I build gunpla
>>28081997
I don't think you're a real vagina
>>28081997
This has to be bait. Right? If not what are you doing wasting your life on this board.
>>28082125
Perfect =/= cookie cutter. I will still have quirks like being into vidya and shit, but I also want to have a chiselled chest and be the type of person women fantasise about.
>>28082172
>I build gunpla
10/10 man. What's your favorite Gundam series?
>>28082203
ZZ but IBO is the best I've seen in a long time.
>>28077967
I don't deserve women.
>5'8"
>140 lbs.
>usually rate 6 on /soc/
>rent a low income apartment
>drive a pt cruiser
>currently unemployed
>worked at walmart for 3.5 years before quitting
>smoke weed
>drink liquor
>very little experience talking to women
>never had sex
>28 years old
Getting a girlfriend is probably the last thing that would ever happen to me.
Putting down these stats made me realize just how average I am
>6'0
>150lb
>7/10
>Gainfully employed
>ok income. ~$70k/year
>Own home + vehicle
>engaged
>unconventional sense of humor
>homebody. hate bars but like being innawoods
>mentally sound
>>28081997
pls gf me pls
>>28082230
Embarrassingly I've watched neither, I'll check IBO out. Mine is probably War in the Pocket or 0079.
>>28082248
>engaged
Why are you posting here?
>>28082288
Nice dubs.
My money is on gay racemixing engaged.
>>28077967
Oh god I dunno if I deserve one.
Here are some qualities, most of them bad I guess.
>19
>5'11
>220Lbs
>In college for CompSci
>Own a BMW
>Wear decent clothes, polos, rolex, ray bans, etc
>I like to party, down to do any drug
>Blue eyes
>Normie hair
>Fat
>Shower twice a day
>Keep that hygiene up, teeth, face etc.
>Rent an apartment
>Have a lot of friends, but I only see them probably once a week
>BrownishBlonde hair
>Speak a little Russian
>No diagnosed mental illness
>Haven't been to the doctor since I was 10
>Cut
>5" dick
>Have been told I am a funny person by many normies
>Blue eyes
>I don't watch anime
>I play video games
>I am good with computers
I think that's all, shit.
>>28082027
I'm robbit tho.
>>28082422
That poster said this thread is robot only, which is not true. This thread has some robots and some people who are not robots, like all of /r9k/.
>>28081950
You're almost exactly like me in general stuff - I'm just taller and probably more fit.
>>28082452
Oh OK. I'm alright with that
>>28082288
Plenty of women out there who doesn't mind being the "other woman." In fact, some prefer it.
>>28082331
>>Fat
No, you're fucking obese. 30.7 BMI - get your shit together, you fat fuck.
reddit.com/r/fatlogic - seriously, go here. It motivated me to not be a lazy fuck. It could probably help you do the same + drop the weight.
>>28082718
Funny you say that as I am already dieting, I was 230lbs about a month ago, thanks for the reminder though.
>>28082331
>own a BMW
SUPREME
>>28082718
fuck off norman
>>28077967
pretty much if under 5'8, your resume gets instantly ignored. and tossed away once you leave room
>>28077967
>white
>5'8"
>machine operator
>19
>virgin
>religious
>pet lizard
>120 lbs
>brown hair
>eyes that shift from grey to brown
>no mental illness
>no drugs
>live at home
>like vidya, history, and yugioh
>too shy
>>28081517
What's your religion and why do I have to quit weed?
>5'9" 185 lbs
>kinda chubby but mostly muscular.
>face probably a 7/10
>short brown hair, grayish blue eyes
>Highschool senior planning on learning a trade
>use weed and DXM regularily and dabble in other drugs often
>decent amount of friends
>never had gf
>play too much video games
>In army reserves
>showever everyday
>brush teeth atleast once a day
>super laid back
>usually pretty quiet
>27 years old
>5'10
>155 pounds
>chinese, but korean appearing face
>doctor
>living at home because can't afford rent on resident salary
>5'9"
>own a car
>finished a degree in hotel management for fun
>can speak 4 languages (so you can show me off)
>white
>very good listener ( would remember some vague shit you said 6 months ago)
>can fuck for hours if needed
>lonely but like being alone (Can give affection and space if needed no problem)
There's probably more but I forgot
>>28077967
>6'4"
>270 pounds
>Ugly to average mug
>Ginger
>Divorced
>Father
>Work a decent job
>Drive a neat but possibly pussified vehicle
It's ogre. I'm finished.
>>28078076
Fuck out of here normster reeeeeeeeeeee
> 6" 7'
>21
>decent job at UPS
>fairly muscular
>affinity for history and social sciences
>275 pounds
>I'd rank myself at maybe a seven?
>>28083814
>Studio Apt
>Shitty car
>light drinker
>slight criminal record, charge expunged
>>28083312
Taiwanese woman here, I'd date you
holy shit why are you guys even doing this?
Let's do it boyos.
>19, springtime of my life
>quadroon with good complexion, but can pass as white just by avoiding the sun
>was in college, just "taking a break"having massive chronic anxiety
>have plenty of inheritance money from dead relatives
>170cm@65kg, lean build but no real muscle
>knows a decent amount about computers
>knows a lot about anime and vidya, but can pass as entry-level or normatron if necessary
r8 me I guess?
>>28083759
Why are you singling me out? Am I the most normal person here or something?
>>28081688
Well, friend, it's because of it provides some short term positive stimulation without any significant negative consequence. It inhibits your awareness, but I retain my judgment, and it actually provides a fresh psychological perspective with which you realize things you wouldn't sober. So I smoke with friends and we laugh and enjoy music and food and return to our lives as normal, mentally healthy individuals. I've suffered no loss of intelligence, I'm great.
>>28080600
The Lexus was 3000 bucks, it's 2001 model.
>>28080547
Name of the website actually was "Aspie test" or something.
>>28081586
Leave Catholicism in favor of what? I love Pope Francis :(
>>28084438
Don't do it anon
Protty heretics aren't worth it
>>28082110
Who knows. I've never met another dominatrix in my life, and trust me I look for them.
>>28082183
Subs usually lurk here. If I'm lucky I'll meet one. I've been searching for a while for a qt.
Ps although I've fucked guys with a strap onI'm still a virgin
>6'5" 20 years old
>240 lbs and lowering
>White and Canadian
>Never been on /soc/ rate myself at a 6
>Own a apartment
>No Vehicle
>Work steady construction
>Applying to OPP in 2 years
>No drug problems
>Maybe Some anxiety issues
>One past girlfriend, literally insane
>Better than average sexually
>7 1/2 dick
>Not religious
>Funny, but have no filter or bar limit
>>28081997
>>28084634
one of you please peg me until my dick leaks like a faucet
>>28082265
I'm bisexual if that's what you mean. I wouldn't mind having a cute girl to play with and spoil. If you mean be your girlfriend I would if you meet my qualifications...
>>28084677
Same person here. I'd definitely be willing. Have you ever been pegged before? What else would you want me to do to you?
>>28084730
>Have you ever been pegged before?
No
>What else would you want me to do to you?
Whatever you want
You're in charge
>24
>5'11
>170 lbs
>classical guitarist
>web designer
>wilderness back packer
>hate everything besides my hobbies
>a few ex's
>believe in manors, formal civility
>if you swear at me once or blow up at me more than twice, I break up with you
>I do the same for you
>no drugs
>no alchohol
>>28084742
That's not how you do it asshole.
You say
>I want you to spit in my mouth and tell me how worthless I am
>>28084784
That does sound fun...
Sorry I'm so stupid ;_;
>>28084742
I like that attitude. I just ask because some guys have certain weird limits. If you please me well enough, I'll give you a nice prostate orgasm. I also own a variety of toys I'd like to use on you.
k
>6'0
>140lbs
>7/10 says Internet
>black shaggy hair, glasses, white
>unemployed
>severe manic depression
>argue with voice in my head all day
>anime/Manga
>khv
>weed, alcohol
>would be addicted if I could afford/get it easier
>>28080845
It's not a troll thread, it's misplaced hope.
I'm not worried about it I just wanted to talk to myself. I'm a bit wary of girls that browse 4chan.
>>28084833
[email protected]
h-here's a throwaway
pls message me
>>28084803
Shhhh. I think it's cute. Makes me want to sit on your face.
>>28084833
>>28084871
Now I'm confuse
who's who
>>28084835
I'd date you. Seems like you'd be fun to watch anime and cuddle with.
>>28084882
It's the same person. I'll message you tomorrow sub I have to sleep now
>>28084914
No wait
that address deletes emails after an hour
message now so I can get your email
>>28084487
I know they're not but I can't help but be curious about the offer.
>tfw going to a wedding at a Methodist church in November
Yuck yuck yuck
>>28084947
>tfw only Catholic in my entire family and have to go to my Prot cousin's wedding next month
Gonna be shit tbqh
Haven't spoken to any of them since I became Catholic and they're evangelicals
>>28084933
>>28084914
Well I fucked up using guerillamail
>>28084891
that sounds nice desu
plus I'm /gfd/fag
>>28078076
>6'2
>185lbs
>Don't post to /soc/
>Play a bit of piano / produce stuff in a DAW
>Not religious or a follower of any cult
>Don't have any edgy personal philosophies
>Like animals and children
>Already have an undergraduate degree (STEM)
>Financially stable, can spend ~50k/year
>Studying medicine, will make much more later
>Don't smoke, rarely drink alcohol
>Enjoy anime & psychedelic drugs
I don't think I actually want a 'gf' though. Relationships are kind of a drag when you look at what happens realistically. Ideally I just want someone who fully gets me and vice versa and we don't even have to talk much to each other. We'll just do fun things, cuddle, have sex, but also spend a healthy amount of time apart. Sounds more like a fwb I'm looking for but idk.
>>28084990
Well now that's weird. I feel like my devotion to Catholicism is 99% because of my forefathers. Not sure how I feel about ditching the religion one was raised in in favor of the Church.
>6,1
>137lbs
>looks like shaggy rodgers from the scooby doo cartoons.
>unemployed
>happy go lucky likes my fair share of food.
>has always been called shaggy throughout my life.
>cartoons
>does not do drugs
>6' 0'
>145 lb
>Femboyish, but never rated on soc
>Unshared apartment at slightly reputable state university
>motorcycle and clapped out volvo
>Shit job
>Nicotine addiction
>not diagnosed, but was in a looney bin once for my anxiety
>Love 80s punk music
>generally social, love going on road trips, and doing tech/auto projects (most the time im too broke though)
>>28085084
The Church is correct
And my family was Catholic when they first came here and then became Protestants anyway
im uh gonna post cause why not
> 21, female
> 5'4, 120 lbs
> still in undergrad due to depression post-highschool but swiftly venturing out
> white/asian mutt
>ive been rated an 8 at the least on average so i guess im not ugly
>really bad anxiety, the first and only time i ever tried to have sex i got so scaref I cried and had to stop
> interest in ancient history with my focal point in western china/varying cultures along the silk road
> I'm pretty good at drawing
> I love RPGs and any video game with an emphasis on storyline
> I really really want a cuddly european cutie to marry and destroy his white bloodline with
> white guys either want pure asians or pure whites
>>28085124
would racemix with/10 tbqh
>>28085124
I'd date you, and let you destroy my white British/French bloodline all you wanted
>>28085124
> I really really want a cuddly european cutie to marry and destroy his white bloodline with
i've heard of many goals in my day but this is the best.
>>28085111
Oh, then that settles it. You're a Good Guy and your family is Weird Bad Guys.
>>28085124
Everybody is going to be all over this post. But I'm a white guy who's also afraid of sex. Find me on kik @ dcakik.
>>28085084
But anon
All non-Catholic Christians are just coming from families that broke from the Catholic church
>>28085124
Fuck you sound perfect. I would gladly play earthbound and let you ruin my pure Europ blood line
2 bad youre gonna get a bunch of (you's)
>>28085240
>>28085222
>y-you're gonna get a bunch of (you's)
>better not try
She's all mine then
>>28085124
[email protected]
>>28085124
I get the feeling i know you from somewhere else...
>>28085124
>ive been rated an 8 at the least
if you've been rated, post pics
Cool thing about girls is that they're attracted more to personality/success/talent than looks. Just man the fuck up fags
>>28085307
Everyone here is a skellyman or fit except for me and my fat ass.
Feels bad man.
>>28085392
>meanwhile some robot resumes go unnoticed.
>>28083853
>taiwanese girl
>on r9k
do you really expect me to believe this?
>>28085528
Just sniff her butt, bro.
>>28085392
this isn't true... """faggot"""
>>28085868
yeah it is. Why do you think 10/10's still have trouble getting girls. Because they 1)have shit personalities or 2) are way too awkward. Its not all about looking like the "supreme gentlemen" you Elliot Rodger ass autist
>5'11
>180 lbs
>dont get rated on soc, id prob give myself 7
>blonde, kinda pale
>no mental illness shit
>a little bit awkward?
>fucking love the office US
>programmer, love low level programming shit
>pretty good at math shit, I usually teach myself everything
>>28085943
Normie pls get out
>>28080568
My throwaway is [email protected]
>age 23
>63kg
>will graduate university this year, graphic design degree
>work retail part time
>parents give me a roof over my head, i can eat any food found at home, they pay the tuition fees but otherwise i don't take money from them
>the reason why i'm single is because asian-asian men are childish, petty and beta as fuck with no game
>the few good bf materials are all already taken
>when white men come here they just drown in clubber stacey pussies anyway
Where is my gaijin in shining armour sigh
>22
>5'8
>184 pounds
>worked out for the past year
>called cute/handsome on frequent basis
>joining navy next week in cyber warfare
>have my own car
>rarely drink
>no drugs
>mentally stable
>untainted virgin
>have kissed and held hands w/ multiple grils
>>28086092
>Where is my gaijin in shining armour sigh
Since you used kg in an entirely different country than you
>>28086203
Maybe i prefer the cultured eurofags oui oui spaghetti
>>28086092
>asian-asian men are childish
which country?
>>28086231
And if that's the case then I'm still right
6'2 215 pounds, workout 3-4 times a week. Severely depressed, play LoL when not working out. Fuck this gay thread and all you faggots
>>28077967
Honestly the fembots on here are such low tier females they don't deserve to judge us.
Female robots generally have to be below 3/10, why should they be judging 5-6/10 robots
>20
>6'0
>190
>no drugs
>have a car
>won't do something stupid and get arrested
>some people say I'm funny
>won't cheat, probably won't fuck anything including gf
>bit of a christfag
>like ice skating
idk how many of those are plusses
>>28086294
>5-6
>robots can be above average
No we're 1-5 at most
Fembots are all stuck at 1
>>28086294
honestly I'd rather get anonymously, honestly judged than get a bunch of half baked things to 'not offend me' or just straight up nothing from people come into contact with
>>28086336
True. Point still holds
>>28078076
Literally please don't pretend not to be normie here it's very inflammatory and disrespectful
>>28086316
>no drugs
>bit of a christfag
Not pluses DESU
>>28086466
>>28086316
Don't listen to this meanie anon
You're a good guy
>6'1
>185 lbs, fairly attractive
>1000 SQ Ft Apartment in a major US City. No Roomates.
>Paid off 2014 Subaru Impreza
>Software Engineer at elite tech company. Make $200k/year at 25.
>Smoke weed (it's legal here), drink a little. I like craft beer and scotch.
>Minor anxiety issues. No medication or anything.
>Have pet cat
>6'0"/1.83m
>185 lbs/84kg
>23 years old
>white
>good face
>full head of hair
>law school student studying criminal law
>come from a complete family - mother and father have been married 26 years
>no drugs or smoking
>drink socially, don't keep alcohol at home
>no tattoos
>struggle with anxiety and have been told many times I'm too hard on myself
>somewhat needy in relationships
>get attached too easily
>>28086557
Fuck off normalfag holy shit
>>28086630
If I'm so normal, plese tell me what I'm doing wrong that I can't make a woman stay with me past two dates. I'm just dying to know.
>>28078076
If that's you in the profile pic....fuck. No idea why you don't have a gf.
>>28086253
singapore
One of the most expensive cities to live in, yay!
>>28086724
I was right
Gaijan not there
>>28086736
White peepur who come here are all either
>rich corporate normies
>koala bongland normies
>some hippie backpacker normie
>>28086493
>Software Engineer
>200k/yr
>25
Uh huh
>>28086773
So move west for gaijan dick
>post resume in thread
>not even faggots pretending to be girls reply
Well, I don't know what I was expecting to begin with.
>>28086778
Top companies pay this. I've been working as a software engineer since 21.
https://www.glassdoor.com/Salary/Google-Software-Engineer-Salaries-E9079_D_KO7,24.htm
>5'8"
>136 lbs
>Decent face 6/10 i guess
>white
>Junior in college for engineering
>dabbled w/ drugs and alcohol slightly
>Mostly just like to go on walks and talk
>Am terrible at making the first move
>Have an inferiority complex bc im really skinny
>184cm
>64kg
>face unrated due to not posting my face online
>final year Informatics student
>full-time backend web dev
>no denbts
>been living with 4 other guys each year while studying
>finally have a stable income so I'll move out soon
>ride my bike virtually anywhere
>no longer dyel
>very competitive and I think I'm better than you
have this cool, glitchy wallpaper
Every single one of you is disqualified for posting here.
THIS POST ONLY APPLIES TO FEMANONS WHO ARE SOMEHOW IN THE POSSESSION OF A LARGE SUM OF MONEY (I.E. RICH) AND WOULD LIKE TO PAY FOR A LIVE-IN BOYFRIEND AND COVER FOR ALL OF HIS EXPENSES
>6'4
>speak three languages - english, gook and slavshit
>know how to dress well (actually dress well, not 'lets buy random expensive clothing' dress well)
>used to do fashion modeling
>have a deep relaxing voice and i can sing
>have been told i have great teeth
>am actually really good at cooking
>i have a good sense of humor and am good in social settings
>am slavshit so you know i can fight just about anyone that youd want me to, probably some small animals as well
REPLY TO THIS POST NOW! AND I WONT CHARGE YOU FOR THE PLANE TICKET, ALTHOUGH YOU WILL STILL HAVE TO MEET ME AT THE AIRPORT
>>28086790
No money famelya
>165cm
>58kg
>pale and sickly
>wear glasses
>girly body
>medium lenght darkbrown hair
>avoidant personality disorder and scared of girls but want a gf regardless
>volunteering in a soup kitchen but mostly NEET
>easily embarassed kinda tsundere
>virgin
>love reading, jogging, anime and vidya
>tfw i started typing seriously but i realized no one would be interested
when does life end
>>28087082
Post it anon! You can't hit the target if you don't shoot first. :)
>ctrl+f
>no pokemon
>no hellboy
>single use of toys is in a sexual context
Undateable crowd here
>>28087082
life ends as soon as you make the decision, anonyou are a wise enough person to know when, aren't you?
>>28080568
Sorry, my throwaway is
[email protected]
>6'2"
>280 lbs
> always tild i good skin
>not neet
>weeb
>furfag
>no chance
>>28077967
>5'7"
>decent/somewhat good looking
>live alone
>vehicle
>nice person
>can cook
>going to college and have job
>fluent in German
>little Spanish
>I've traveled a lot and have life experience I guess
>>28085124
just lol being an asian male.
literally your own woman dont want you
A lot of you in here are dateable.
Aside from those who are neets and depend on their parents for everything.
>gril
>5'10
>160ish lbs
>has job
>no friends outside of work
>giving school another go in the spring
>like movies, music, etc.
>social when i have to be but would always rather be at home
>every has cars, jobs and a house
How can I even compete? I really should just kill myself.
>>28084730
>>28081997
You can do things like that to me, if you want.
[email protected]
>5'6" Manlet
>60kgs
>21
>Black Hair
>No tattoos
>Don't smoke
>Listen mainly to indie music
>studying animation (bad idea)
>Australian
>Quite and keep to myself
>Kinda shy
>Sweat when i talk to people
>Never had a girlfriend
>Virgin
>Kissless
>Huggless
>Handhold less
>Don't drink alcohol
>Don't or never done drugs
>Good/ unique sense of humor
>I just want to be loved.
> 6 ft
> baby blue eyes
> toned body
> well kept
> decent in bed
> no longer a robot
Why am I here?
>>28077967
>Currently in uni, econometrics
>6"0
>160lbs
>In shape
>Somewhat muscular
>Blue eyes and blonde hair
>6,5-7,5 on /soc/
>Half dutch half spanish
>Schizo but no problem when on meds
>Have about 20k in savings
Is it good?
>>28077967
I actually once posted in a thread like this and got a qt's contact.
Later found out that she fucks dogs.
So no
>>28077967
>about 5'7
>150 lbs
>rates on soc wildly vary but usually 5-6
>live with family
>no vehicle, afraid of driving
>no job
>had drug problems i don't do anything for now
>pretty sure i have various mental illnesses maybe autism too
>never had a gf and never wanna have children
>6'0''
>haven't checked my weight lately but I'm pretty skinny
>ginger
>freckles all over my face
>green eyes
>lowest I usually get rated on /soc/ is 4, highest is 7
>studying history right now, second year
>shit, should mention I'm 20 years old, at this point
>desire to move to America at some point but plans can change
>no illnesses, mental or otherwise
>enjoy personal space but I'm not afraid to go out with my friends for a good time
>favorite social pastime is drinking and just having fun/deep talks
>love myself some vidya, I think playing some co-op games is a good way to bond
>love myself some anime too and watching it with friends online
>don't smoke, do drugs or any of that shit, just social drinking
>anything else you should ask because who writes their whole life story on these things anyway?
>>28077967
>Fembots judge
>Fembots
I hope you and everyone who knows you gets cancer.
>6 foot
>thick head of hair
>master's degree
>own home
>no drug problem
>no exes or children
it is imperative that you respond to this post
>I'm a pure and innocent 24 yo hhkv
>Told I'm good looking by mummy and people in skype calls
>I am 6 ft 2, white
>I'm an artfag, a bookfag and a motorbike fag which adds cool points to my personality
>I'm keeping my alcoholism in check and do not have a problem since I control it
>Given up on life but it's okay because I'm still alive
>24 yo hhv
>5'6''
>white with brunette hair/brown eyes
>have good job
>good with computers & a gunfag
>have depression but doing nothing about it
>not quite sure what to do with my life at this point, just kinda going with the flow
>6'1"
>200lbs
>7 to 8 on soc
>go to uni
>cyborg
>I lift weight and like to party
>got a car I payer for
>183cm
>107kg
>30 y/o hhkv
>have my own apartment in a family house
>own a car
>software developer
>mostly smoke weed, play vidya and watch chinese cartoons in my free time
>lurk r9k, g and o
>don't want kids
>like to cook
>no mental illness afaik
>try to live as comfy as i can
>6'0
>130 lbs
>lost 70 pounds in the past year, pretty sure I'm dying
>own my own house/car
>online 16 hours a day
>hkv neet
>>28077967
You are now aware how populated this board is by normalfags
Congratulations
>>28077967
>5'10
>100lbs
>rates 6-8 normally
>awkward, like 5 friends
>not even into women why am I posting here
Is the femdom fembot still here?
>>28089767
Dude eat a sandwich or something
>>28081460
no religion, 22
do you have a kik?
>>28081482
>>28078076
>Fun to be around when not depressed
Goddamn you are a faggot. The first rule about depression is not to fucking talk about it. If you talk about it, you're seeking attention.
Girls won't be your gf if you make a spectacle of your flaws. You have to make yourself seem as perfect as you can.
You're a faggot.
>>28081244
Keen bean
>>28086724
Fknn sg bro
>>28087993
Will you yank my hair and let me call you daddy?
>19
>6'2 135lbs (skinny tall)
>blues eyes, look very western european
>soc rates my face 7/10
>own car, live with parents tho
>design student
>very into fashion, photography and indie music and vidya
>basically a hipster
>no drugs and never drink
>big soccer fan
>kissless virgin
What am I doing wrong folks
>6'2
>Rate 6-7 on soc
> Have blonde hair and Blue eyes
> 80 kg
> Got accepted into computer engineering
> i'm good at history and geography also
> Autist
> south slav
> Have a car
> Have a small number of true loyal friends
> I'm a socialist and Have BTFO'd almost all capitalists IRL and internet discussions
> I'm against promiscuity, islam and race mixing
> I have many passions and idea, mainly for war related and sci fi video games(I also made an entire sci fi universe)
> I work out
> I maintain my hygiene
> I'm not cruel
> I'm not that poor
>
>>28091714
What about him stood out for that over everyone else?
>>28091723
>look very western european
>>big soccer fan
>>28091733
Cont.
>18 yo
>KHV
>My old female neighbours think i'm beautiful and that If I was born during socialism I would've had girls like before they all went for bad boy chads
>>28091737
He's as pure as snow
>>28091788
I fit all of those "pure" things too
Didn't really feel like saying I sweat when I talk to people though
>black
>6'4"
>very depressed
>4 kittens (all 6 months old)
>will kill myself if my cats ever die
>ugly
>khhv
>chemical eng, 3rd year
>do not like being touched
>intense non-meme OCD
>intense non-meme anxiety
>no friends
>no family
>black belt in Muay Thai
I don't know why I bother
>inb4 nigger
Okay
>18
>1 year NEET
>depressed for 3 years
>no qualifications
>lean body due to years of push ups and sit ups
>mid length hair
>probably shorter than 6ft
>britbong
Am I bf material
>>28091829
You're from bongistan, so no.
You cretins smoke like chimneys, have terrible teeth, no mannrtst, curse way too much, and have retarded accents.
Please stfu
>>28091811
Boysweat gets me going. I bet he has sweaty palms too.
>>28091862
*manners
Express yourself
>>28091867
Do you also like the site/taste/smell of my mother's spaghetti?
How do I get a cute korean /r9k/ bf? I'm white, not fat, and have a vagina. What more do I need?
>>28091867
If he's anything like me it's palms and pits
I have to wipe my hands constantly at work because of all the people around me
>>28091829
Yeah kinda, of you have good hygiene and clean skin (which neets usually don't)
>>28091887
Fuck off racetraitor sIut
>>28091885
*sight
Express yourself
>>28091867
can i be your sweaty bf?
>>28091887
>What more do I need?
Nothing, just advertise more.
>>28091887
>have a vagina
Prove it
I'm a Korean kid in NYC about to go back home to do some gay boy band shit.
Better hop on this dick while it's available
>>28091913
>implying you wouldn't
Originally ok
>>28087225
I left Pokemon off my resume for brevity's sake. I'm not a vidya guy but I am a Pokemon guy.
>>28091867
What if I pin you down and force you to smell my armpit?
>>28091950
Tru
I will not yank your hair tho.
I am far too gentle and timid.
You can call me daddy tho, that's cute and makes my donger hard
>>28091862
Yea my two front teeth are a bit out of place but I brush them every day lad! Though I do curse a lot...
No smoking or drinking though my good lad
>>28092023
>gay boy band shit
Seems legit, where do I post pics of my vagina ?
>>28077967
>1,70m
>163 pounds
>never posted on /soc/ but got rated 1/10 in eye thread on here
>live at home
>student
>going to get driving license soon
just fugg my shidd up
>>28092039
Will you spank me instead daddy?
>>28092079
>where do I post pics of my vagina ?
here
>tfw no princess gf to call me daddy
Get out normie
I'm pure and sweaty too
>>28092099
It'll take me a while to get into the physical stuff, as I've never even hugged a girl before. I'm sure I could learn tho
>>28092079
It is legit
They have auditions year round in big cities.
My cousins are producers and convinced me to try out.
I'll start with the normal pop circuit, but I'm hoping to focus more on solo piano work once I've got the shekels and fans.
But for now, I'm gonna have to bop across stage with designer clothes and meme hair.
Post vagina pics here or email them to me.
I prefer you post here, so my robros can confirm if fake or not
Thx
>5'11''
>152 lbs
>24 years old
>Live with my mom
>Own a small, used, japanese car
>NEET, because of education in some blue collar job which disappears due to tech progress
>Never did drugs besides alcohol
>Shy
>No ex's or children
>>28092140
I'll teach you <3
>>28092205
>>28092140
fuck off stupid normalfags
>>28092205
Ok, but I'm not having sex before marriage.
Once we're married, we can do whatever kinky stuff you'd like.
Are you a virgin?
Posting mine again pls reply
>20 yrs
>5'10"
>140lbs recovering skelly
>5.5" penor
>slightly below average looks
>college dropout
>employed
>wealthy family, trust fund babby
>interests are guns anime and camping
>decent at conversation once I get to know you
>abuse prescription xanax
>>28092239
>posting twice
Fucking kill yourself immediately you piece of shit
>6'0
>29
>Chink, but with double eyelids and a prominent jaw
>Broad shoulders and pretty muscular, lifts regularly and generally one of the strongest at my gym saved for competitive power lifters
>ivy league education, third generation college educated, came from old money family
>senior associate at a private equity fund and make around 180k/year, have trust fund, own several rental properties.
>drive a 911 turbo
>currently live in a penthouse apartment with my fiancee
>my passion is medicine and history and I may go back to school for a MD or a history PhD once I retire at 35
>love kids and plan to get a dog soon.
>love sports, camping and travel regularly around the world for business and fun
>>28092239
>>college dropout
I AIN'T DROPPED AN ALBUM BUT MY SHOES WENT PLATINUM
>>28092300
This post makes me want to laugh and cry
>calling yourself a chink
>single at 29
>falling for the vaginal Jew
>obviously no self respect
>manlet
>overcompensating by lifting
>meme car
>begging for a gold digger
Just kys senpai
>>28092180
Sure friend. Prove you're korean first.
>>28091867
Yeah, im get sweaty palms and arm pits to to point it runs down my side. you can call me 'daddy' if you want, i dont really care. i just want someone to relate to.
>>28091829
I'll add some more to this actually
>good jaw
>grey eye master race
>no social anxiety but I just cant hold conversations with people
>no interests in anything
>stay at home all day working out, shitposting and listening to music
>decent intelligence but it's probably diminished by now because I can barely pay attention to things
gf when?
>>28092256
As in I posted in the last thread too faggot
>>28092318
YOU AINT NEVER SEEN NOTHIN CRAZIER THAN
THIS NIGGA WHEN HE OFF HIS LEXAPRO
>>28092380
How?
We all look the fucking same.
I could post my cousin and you wouldn't know the difference.
You wanna see my tiny chink dick?
>Love kids ;)
>Own 750k home
>Own 2016 BMW
>Accountant, making 70k+ yr
>175lbs @ 6'2
>Like working out
>Can cook
>Single
>No debt
>Love traveling
>25 years old
>Enjoy fine arts
>Enjoy video games
>Enjoy reading
>Good family bonds
>>28092428
Timestamp so I know you aren't roleplaying
>>28092434
>>Accountant, making 70k+ yr
I make more as a paramedic and I actually save lives lol
Gg for falling for the Jew meme degree
>>28092434
>Own 2016 BMW
>No debt
Lel, don't forget your car payment this month or Mr. Shekelstein is going to come take back the BMW you're renting from him.
Just one person's opinion, don't take it too seriously guys.
>>28092189
You're too thin. How long do you think you're going to stay NEET? Rest is fine.
>>28092094
Also too thin. Rest is fine since you're a student.
>>28091829
Too young for me. I guess being a neet isn't an issue because you're 18, but you might want to do something about for long-term.
>>28091824
>4 kittens (all 6 months old)
>will kill myself if my cats ever die
>black belt in Muay Thai
Boyfriend material
>black
Dang... Not into that, sorry.
>>28091733
> I'm against promiscuity, islam and race mixing
Too bad.
You seem boyfriend material though.
>>28091723
Too thin, but boyfriend material for girls into thin guys. Good stuff going for you :
>blues eyes, look very western european
>soc rates my face 7/10
>own car
>very into fashion, photography and indie music and vidya>very into fashion, photography and indie music and vidya
>>28089740
So thin. Otherwise decent boyfriend material. I don't mind the neet-icissism, but for long term, you might need a job.
>>28089513
Only con I see >don't want kids. But boyfriend material for girls who also don't want kids. Are you ugly?
>>28089261
Boyfriend material.
>>28092479
>I'm not mentioned
Fuck off paki whore
>>28092459
Then when I get famous you'll sell my pictures to Korean tabloids and ruin my career by association to this shit hole?
Koreans already hate r9k, have you not seen the Kermit video?
No roastie is worth the trouble.
Good luck on finding your bf tho
Gf's are expensive. How do you numales do it.
>>28092509
Lmao caught out
Your story doesn't make sense. You wouldn't have a shot at fame in Korea unless you started in middle school.
Hope you find whatever you're looking for as well, thanks for the laugh.
>>28092479
>>against racemixing
>too bad
>>black
>dang...not into that, sorry
Hmmmm
Gonna guess you're Asian
>>28092515
by having a decent job or low maintenance girl.
try to find sheltered/country girls.
my ex gf was cheap. hell, she barely wanted to go out to eat or go anywhere because she liked staying home.
>>28091733
> I'm a socialist and Have BTFO'd almost all capitalists IRL and internet discussions
No you haven't stupid gommie
>>28092479
More proof that blackbots are the only real robots.
Cumskins back to /soc/
>>28092612
raceb8ers back to >>>/pol/
>5'10
>160
>Decent job, data science
>Saving for my own home
>Never did drugs or relationships
>Boring so I don't know what else can I write
>>28092554
Lol, OK koreaboo.
You're a foreigner talking about an industry you know nothing about besides your little subreddits and Facebook fan pages.
Those "middle schoolers" are in their 20's. They lie to fans about age to appeal to a younger market.
But I wouldn't expect a roastie like you to actually know anything.
Sorry for expecting you to not be so ignorant
>>28092621
>entire personality and accomplishments get dismissed simply because youre black
>fighting against 1 in million chances
whites cannot be robots.
>>28092479
>Also too thin
You must be confused, I am like 8kg overweight but it doesn't really show that much I guess since it's all on my stomach and legs. Doesn't help being a manlet and ugly tbqwy
>>28092656
fuck off racebaiter nobody gives a shit
If you actually care what these disgusting gashes have to say then you're a normie
>>28092637
>manlet
>proud member of new data mining scheme
>probably a kike
Kill yourself
>>28092621
>guys with benzo addictions
>poor guys
>manlets
>non virgin degenerates
Teehee that's k ur qt ;3
>educated black man, virgin, cat lover
FUCK OFF NIGGER BACK TO /POL/ B8ER
SIEG HEIL
Whites can not be robots
From the way some of you anons describe yourself you should be way better looking than me. But normally I consistently have a gf or fuck buddy.
>5'8''
>200 lbs have a gut but solid core
>got laid off so unemployed
>licensed emt
>play in a punk band
>also stand up comedian
>live in shitty party house
>no real plans for life
>drink and smoke constantly
>have car
>crippling self doubt
>but also very charming I've been told
Idk work out for me pretty well with the females
>>28092673
*jew data mining
>>28092673
>manlet
>implying
>proud member of new data mining scheme
Damn yes I am.which scheme?
>probably a kike
I wish.
>>28092713
Why are you here when you claim to be drowning in pussy m8
>>28092645
I don't listen to gay pop and could care less about the industry. I just think kpop boys are cute. I'm not roleplaying like you are because if you had any semblance of success in your life, you wouldn't be posting here.
>>28088377
What's wrong with that? She's adventurous and an animal lover. Also that's pretty hot.
>>28092713
>unemployed EMT
Probably because you're a fat fuck, holy shit.
Lose some fucking weight.
No one wants to have their life in the hands of a guy who'll probably choke on a donut at the wheel.
>stand up comedian
Tell some jokes, funny guy
>>28092732
I'm not drowning in pussy. It's one girl at a time, and it's normally just stable enough to last for about 6 months or so. Then I'll fuck it up or something
>>28092656
Add to the fact that even black women hate you.
There's no hope for blackbots.
Only tryone's will reproduce and whatever good their is in our race will be bred out.
Gg
>>28092558
I'm not against race mixing, people can sleep with whoever. I'm just not into black dudes, and generally dark skinned men. I'm middle eastern.
>>28092498
Relax, man. I'm not finished, but I'm not going to scroll all the way up. Which one is you? I'm not paki.
>>28089203
Age is good, height is okay, I'm 5'5 so you're taller than me. Though, lots of girls might find you short. Boyfriend material. But are hhv because you're ugly or just shy?
>>28089121
Sound cool indeed. Same question as above, how come you're hhkv?
>>28088866
Sounds like could be boyfriend material. You seem to have it going on. Plus :
>own home
>6 foot
>thick head of hair
>>28088826
Plus :
>ginger
>freckles all over my face
>green eyes
>enjoy personal space but I'm not afraid to go out with my friends for a good time
Sound like BM, but not for me as you're 20yo and I guess skinny.
>>28088515
Cons : skinny and mental illnesses. Not BM for me.
>>28088060
Great until >Schizo but no problem when on meds
>>28087993
Thin but >Good/ unique sense of humor is definitely good.
>>28087577
Not a guy or a lesbian, but you seem totally dateable.
>>28087362
Yes, BM. Plus :
>I've traveled a lot and have life experience I guess
>fluent in German
>can cook
>>28087305
You already know, furfag.
>>28087077
Too thin, again. Possible BM for some girls. But >volunteering in a soup kitchen but mostly NEET is pretty good.
>>28077967
>1.8m (5'11")
>70kg (152lb)
>6-8 rates
>own multiple vehicles
>very loyal to friends/family
>don't drink/smoke/take drugs
>no kids
>can play guitar & bass to a competent level
>have mild anxiety and confidence problems
I could go on but I'd rather answer questions than list anything and everything.
>>28092872
>Which one is you?
>DUDE JUST POINT YOURSELF OUT BRO XD
Fuck off shitskin
Hope you get raped
>>28092872
>mudslime
>fluent in German
MERKEL APPROVES THIS POST
Bring all your uncles and male relatives on over
>>28092873
>1.8m (5'11")
>70kg (152lb)
thank you mr skeltal
>>28077967
you guys need to start stating your age in those.
>>28092873
You also live in a bayou and your parents are siblings
>>28092935
And include pics. How am I suppose to pick out cute boys with no pics?
I believe nobody deserves anything, but a girl would be nice for once I think.
>6'1"
>210 lbs (started doing SS and eating lots of calories, will cut back eventually)
>Live with parents
>Pretty cool car (Toyota Celica)
>Decent job (web dev)
>No drug problems, except for alcohol maybe
>Social avoidance, ADHD
>No ex's or children
>Plays video games in most of free time
>Like to read non fiction
>Sometimes play guitar and compose music but really bad at it
I just don't see what a boring quiet guy like me can bring to a girl. Unless I change, I'm destined to be forever alone it seems.
>>28092954
>>28092935
I included a pic of my pet since girls like animals :^)still no replies
>>28092935
>>28092954
Post your age and pics first, fatty.
You're just gonna hand pick all the Chad's anyways, might as well sauce us some fap material
>>28092872
>still didn't get mine
:(
>>28092965
Wouldnohomobro/10
Celica's have always been the coolest cars my whole life.
Pics?
>>28092371
Learn to read, I am not a virgin, I am in fact getting married in 6 months
>>28093011
>had premarital sex
Enjoy your divorce normie
>>28092944
actually i live in scotland and my parents were not related until they got married.
>>28092926
fucking kek
>>28093011
>married in 6 months
Seriously, get the fuck out. Stop posting here.
>>28092474
>paramedic making 70k+
>median salary is 30k
Where the fuck do you live, New York?
>>28093011
Lol never said you were a virgin, but thanks for letting us know you are one ROFL
Your Stacy is gonna fuck Chad and Tyrone cus your lil chink wang can't even get past her outer beef curtains.
Meanwhile you'll be slaving away like a good little racemixing wagecuck
Congrats tho :3
>>28092479
im >>28089513
I dont think im ugly. Would need to lose 20kg to get to an ideal weight tho but im not a fatass
>>28093110
Cucknadia
No one wants to be a paramedic, so you make 65k starting and can make like 100-120k if you become an ACP (advanced care paramedic)
>>28078293
Dude just go to some local shows or a darkwave night.
>>28092986
20, virgin. Post dick size
>>28093172
6 and a half inches
this is not an original size
>>28093172
Also 20
Also virgin
8.5", believe it or not
>>28092925
I like how german sounds, I don't live in Germany. And I'm not really religious, actually, at all. Relax.
>>28092894
Well, if you want me to "judge" you, and I missed you or you're too high in the thread, ideally you'd show me your post. I don't know how it could work otherwise.
>>28092657
Maybe, You seem tall, that's why. Well, being ugly really is the issue. But have you been told you were ugly by strangers or even friends? Otherwise, might be in your head.
>>28092965
BM because I'm boring too. Plus :
>Like to read non fiction
>Sometimes play guitar and compose music but really bad at it
>6'1"
>210 lbs
Cons :
>No drug problems, except for alcohol maybe
>>28092994
Sorry, if it's not an issue to point yourself out (as it seems to be a big deal for some), just show me your post.
>>28092935
Would be helpful.
>>28093125
Weight/height ratio is good, but if you feel like losing 20 kilos, go ahead, probably will make you more attractive to more girls. Anyway, boyfriend material.
>>28093207
Fuck off dumb whore
Start going higher in the thread
>>28093123
Someone seems really butthurt. I have a trust fund and I only work because I enjoy it
>>28093207
>You seem tall
>1,70m
The fuck are you talking about
>But have you been told you were ugly by strangers or even friends?
Yes, twice by strangers (girls) and once by the only steamfriend I actually talk to. Should've added 4 inch dick aswell
>>28093184
>>28093195
How much money do you make? Would let you fuck me as long as I get an allowance :)
>>28077967
I don't deserve one mainly because of my disgusting personality and the fact that I'm unable to love anyone but myself, but my only qualities are that;
>6'2''
>own a lot of cash
>own a fuck ton of jewelry (obsession with it)
>aryan genes
>don't play games
>don't watch anime
>am sophisticated
>bit of a alcoholic
>>28093284
>How much money do you make?
Not a lot, but not a lot of expenses either so sure :^)
>6'2"
>White
>155lbs
>Can play the drums to a decent standard (did 3 years of lessons, and haven't forgotten anything)
>If I had to rate, I'd give myself a 6, mainly because I have a pretty big nose/ (but I'm not sure how accurate that is since I'm rating myself)
>had one girlfriend when I was 16, which lasted a month before she broke up with me because "it just wasn't working out"
>KV
>Britbong
>Above average academically
>Very low standards, just want to be with someone who also wants to be with me
>>28093227
Oh man, this just keeps getting better.
Nothing you're saying refutes the reality that you're marrying a roastie that's gonna cuck you, all because you want to live a meme life with a white woman.
After she had 4 Tyrone niglets, she'll let you fuck her one night. Then she'll give birth to new Elliot, who will be the bitch bottom of your wife's sons, and he will grow up and shoot you.
Have fun :3
>>28093284
If I wanted sex for money, I'd go to China and fuck 14 year old loli's.
You have a roast beef white vagina, why would I pay you for something you give out freely to Tyrone and Chad?
>>28093305
Does living with the parents save a lot of money, anon? (^:
>>28093369
Of course :^)even if i still pay rent and buy my own food
>>28093366
> implying I wouldn't also cuddle and provide love as well as make dinner and clean the house
Can girls post too?
>21
>Azn
>Going to uni for CS & IT
>Work parttime during the school year, have had summer internships for the past 3 years.
>Virgin
>>28086690
Thanks man, that's reassuring that at least you think I'm attractive(:
>>28091498
You can have depression and admit that you have it. Otherwise every single person taking antidepressants shouldn't be taking them, since they got the prescribed by talking to a doctor about it. Besides, as much as I love attention, depression attracts the wrong type of it, so I don't bring it up unless I'm with VERY close friends. I'm just saying it as a statement - if I'm depressed then I surround myself with my own problems and don't really think about anything else, so I don't imagine I'm fun as a brooding silent person.
>>28093403
only if they be my gf and post contact :3c
>>28077967
>6'7
>194 lbs
>Never been rated
>Rents 2 story house
>Walks everywhere
>Works at glass factory
>Drinks every night
>No mental illness, used to be anorexic though
>No ex's or children
>>28093401
See, you didn't state that.
All you said was that you'd have sex with me for money, aka being a whore.
I would only give you an allowance if you were a loyal virgin gf.
If you're not s virgin, you can still live with me rent-free and do all the other stuff, but you're not getting an allowance
>>28093380
Buy me a Trump hat
>>28093475
I'd do that
They're cheap as hell
>>28093403
This has to be b8
You're literally in the top .05% of women
What are you doing here?
Even if you're ugly, you could land a Zuckerberg
>>28093444
Post yours first.
>>28093489
I don't have many friends IRL.
>>28077967
>6'3''
>80kg or so
>Own a BMW and a motorbike
>Studying medicine
>Bilingual
>No drug problems or issues with ex's or children
>Bipolar well controlled
Hobbies
>Traveling - spend about 2-3 months a year overseas
>Outdoors - camping, hiking, rockclimbing etc
>General shitposting
>>28093470
BOI YOU BEST STOP POSTING ON IMAGEBOARDS AND START GRABBING MY BOARDS
SHEEEIT, TALKIN BOUT SOME 6'7"
LIKE IMMA LET YOU NOT BE IN DA PAINT
>>28093503
Wanna be my friend and potential future girlfriend?
Should I give you email, kik, Skype?
>>28093486
The official one, not the chink fakes
>>28093555
Kik!
>>28093551
I'll message you both when I get back home.
>>28093587
>I'll message you both
>>28093518
What are you talking about? I don't speak autistic nigger.
>6"1
>95kg
>Own a modern apartment in the city
>Own my vehicle (ute)
>Great job (Military)
>No drugs at all
>Definitely no mental illness
>2 ex's, no children (both cheated on me while I was away for work)
>>28093604
One of the guys said they wanted to be my friend... :(
> Spic, 25? years old
> 5'9", 140 lbs
> probably a 5/10 or way less if you don't like shitskins
> have a car and a job
> kissless virgin ( lost my hugless virginity two years ago when a co-worker hugged everyone goodbye before leaving)
> live at home with my mom because my dad died and she can't make rent on her own
> don't drink or smoke, never been to a party
> like going to music concerts though, im starting to feel too old for it
> enjoy all kinds of diy projects, whether it's fixing a broken sink or building a gun from scratch
> watch a fuckton of foreign language movies
>>28093587
My kik islolswagbot
Don't laff at the name pls
Talk to you later
>>28093644
I'm gonna be your friend desu
>>28081460
other guy isn't me, I'm 25 and an atheist, apathetic enough to not tip my fedora too hard though.
Any boys want to be my friends? :3
>>28093680
female friends are pointless so no
>>28093680
surePOST SKYPE
>>28093641
> Great Job (Military)
>>28093328
Nice, I think you have mistaken my Chinese fiancee's hair highlights for that she is white. I already knew white women are only good for pump and dump during my college days
>>28093703
I wasn't retarded enough to go infantry, so I'll enjoy the benefits of being a pogue with a guaranteed career.
>>28093641
You are an officer or a liar
>>28077967
>183cm
>20 years old
>56kg (got a chronic disorder im my stomach)
>live at parents house but theyre never home, each have other families
>still looking for job
>no drivers license
>never did drugs
>drank once in my life
>dont think about religion that often but i respect everyones opinion
>im a bit sarcastic at times
>i pass my time watching shows comfy in bed while it rains outside
Thats it I guess
I am very poor and lonely.
I masturbate to escort ads because I can't afford to fuck them.
I want someone to hold me while I cry
>im tall, 26, earn well, have an apartment
what i want to do currently
>build a fish tank, some colorful abstract bioshock theme
>stop dreaming about a non-existing blonde girl (i literally have no idea who is she based on or why) that upon kissing my whole face goes numb
>>28093731
>>28093722
Sometimes it can feel like being a civvy in uniform, but ah well.
>>28093644
>want to be my future gf
>he's just friendly!
no
>submit my boyfriend resume to a boyfriend internship
>they say I need boyfriend experience and reject my application
REEE how do you get boyfriend experience when you need boyfriend experience to get even an unpaid boyfriend internship?
>26
>187cm
>77kg
>7/10
>living with parents in 2 generation home with land and my old 1965 restored tractor.
>plowing fields and planting potatoes as hobby.
> no gf
> only 45yo fuckfriend (I call her mommy in bed and wear her husband pijamas)
>car and motorcycle.
>decent job
>Taking ssris
>Anxiety problems (I thing related to potato fertilizer abuse)
>No ex's or children
>>28077967
>5'6" (damn manlet genes)
not a big deal but you're clearly insecure
>150 lbs
average, you're probably skinny fat or you're /fit/
>Always rate 5 or 6 on /soc/
gross. Dropped for going on /soc/ and being an attention whore
>Own a home
you didn't say your age, but this was a good route to take, hope you bought when the market was down
>Vehicle
pro
>Good job (sys admin)
eh, kinda boring but still a good jerb
>No drug problems
boring unless you worded it so that problem means you still take drugs
>No mental illness
don't worry, I have a multitude to make up for your lacking
>No ex's or children
why no ex's?
I'd have given you a 7/10 but soc knocks you down to about a 4/10, unacceptable. Honestly. Grow up.
>>28078076
>6'2"
spectacular, just hnng perfection tier height
>72kg
hope you're ottermode
>Always rate 7-8 on /soc/
gross. Dropped. Such a shame.
>Studying Maths (whoo, usefulness)
jesus christ, this is a huge turn on to me. I don't know why. I love mathematical minds, systematic thinkers. Hnng, ugh I wish you weren't an attentionwhoring internet person I'll never meet. Oh well.
>Fun to be around when I'm not depressed
eh, subjective. I'd probably prefer you depressed so I can goad you into suicide. Joke.
>Know how to play guitar
nice.
>Know multiple languages
hnng.
>Not overly experienced with girls, but not cluelessly inexperienced either
that's the right amount!
You seem great. You'd be 9/10 if not for /soc/ so you're at a 6/10 but still your attenthionwhoring is gross. Didn't open your pic either, I don't care.
>>28077967
>~178cm
>~65kg
>kinda skinny but good body
>training kickbox/thai box
>very handsome like model tier face
>i listen to wild range of music a lot of alternative and abstract shit
>interesting personality
>knowledge about a lot can talk about pretty much everything
>unique sense of humor
>very good fashion sense, people daily comment my fits
>very good at sex will do pretty much everything
>very unpredictive and prone to do random shit
>charismatic most of people who meet me like me
>used to be heavily autistic but now only "cute autistic"
>very emotionally developed for my age
>also very intelligent people told me since i was a kid
>>28094171
be my shallow slut gf
Physical Traits:
6'0
185 lbs, Athletic frame
Dark features, vaguely European skin tone
Average face
Deep voice
So-so genetic health
Well hung
Social:
Have 3 close friends
not popular in HS, but very social in uni
Diverse network of friends and acquaintances
Raised upper-middle class
Reserved in new situations, but outgoing when comfortable
Life:
School took longer than most
Have owned a business since sophomore year
Live with a roommate
Still partly finically dependent on parents, but could live on own with cutbacks
Have long term life and career goals
Do not own a car (public transport is very good here)
Personality:
Friendly, not quick to judgement or anger
Treat most problems with humor
Often regarded as arrogant or a know-it-all; I like to argue and can't tell when others are frustrated by it
Occasionally poor at managing stress and anxiety
Cautious, but not risk-averse
Hopelessay idealistic, need to believe that others have good motivations
>>28094171
>I'm 9/10 if not for /soc/
Well, fortunately I'm not an attention whore irl, just online, so that's good to hear. Thanks for the compliments, even the underhanded ones made the rest seem more genuine(:
>hope you're ottermode
Nah, I'm not toned in the slightest. Though I've been going to the gym recently so hopefully that will change in a few months.
Already got a gf, but I'll fill this shit up, cause why not?
>32yold
>163cm
>51kg (skinny-toned I guess? no pic)
>working in family business, got it handed to me but still, better than 9-5 and more demanding too
>psychology major, but not working in this, makes me good with people though which is VERY useful in my work
>"own" a vehicle (hand-me-down but still)
>soon moving out (had no incentive to do so when nogf)
>no debt
>technically inclined
>own a motorbike
>slight alcohol problem (as in "I love it" but not full blown alcoholism, I gotta watch this shit)
>like to cook, good at it
>bookworm
>kinda lazy, but like to excersise and hiking
>clubs freak me out, too many people
>I like silence, peace and quiet
>I like to work on cars and motorcycles
>>28093246
I'm 165cm, my standards for height, aren't very ... high. 170 and over is tall for me.
Well, that sucks I guess.
>>28093470
BM except for the drinking, might be an issue? You're really tall.
>>28093507
Boyfriend material. Except for the bipolar part. Some girls wouldn't mind, particularly the ones who are bipolar.
>>28093641
BM. How old are you?
>>28093653
Definitely BM. Might be thin, but I like spics. Plus :
> live at home with my mom because my dad died and she can't make rent on her own
> have a car and a job
>>28093746
Regular dude. Could be BM. To me, definitely too thin, and young.
>>28094148
You have a fuckfriend.
>>28094740
Very BM. Plus :
>Dark features, vaguely European skin tone
>Deep voice
>>28095074
>Already got a gf
>>28095112
Why? This wasn't originally a board for kv's, just for ppl who don't seem to fit into society despite not showing it.
>>28094487
>she hasn't said a single thing about herself
>she could be a 70-year-old triple amputee
What's wrong with you.
>>28095142
>This wasn't originally a board for kv's, just for ppl who don't seem to fit into society despite not showing it.
>190cm / 6'3"
>78kgs / 171lbs
>White British, however have olive skin tone due to some Maltese and Egyptian genetics
>EEE masters graduate, working in nuclear power services
>Like to drink and smoke but had to quit the latter due to drug testing
>Experienced with girls, already have gf
>Can't play instruments
>Cynical, observational sense of humour
>Good looking but too skinny to be a real Chad
>Renting home, bit of a rolling stone
I have no real hobbies or interests and am hugely critical of most things in life. I don't know why girls like me, I think I'm shitty bf imho
>5'11
>underweight
>ginger
>glasses
>acne
>decent job, not the best but better than a lot of people my age
>socially awkward but good circle of friends all the same
>even lots of female friends, but nothing beyond that because appearance+low self confidence
I'm told I'm funny, at least...
>>28095303
You sound like you look funny tbqh
>5'9"
>150 lbs
>kissless virgin
>Rate 5-7 (self rated)
>Live with Father
>Vehicle
>Jobless Student
>loves comics and movies
>works out regularly
>No drug problems
>funny if comfortable
>doesn't drink
>ADD
>No ex's or children
>>28092872
>Sound cool indeed. Same question as above, how come you're hhkv?
To put it simply, no social circle and I don't really seek a gf. I'm not in the mental state of love and infatuation any more. Just getting by with my head above the clouds.
>I know every capital city and flag of every country and district in the world, as well as countless amount of trivia facts about almost all cities.
That's usually enough to get the ladies wet.
>>28095848
i can do that too :3
>>28097300
>not knowing seychelles
kek?
>>28077967
>6'2
>180 pounds
>vehicle
>white
>thin almost muscular
>158iq
>accounting major
>deep voice
>>28095848
>not knwoing every separatist region
kill youirself autist
>>28097300
>missing countries on every continent
Are you from Jupiter or something?
>>28097441
>knowing every place on earth
>>28077967
Not bad. I'm short (5'2) so 5'6 ain't bad
>>28098006
Now r8 everybody elseand pick me
>>28078751
if pic related is you, that's funny
nice hoverhand + both qts
>1m85 (6.1")
>70kg
>mediterranean skin
>well cultured
>studying physics
>speak 3 langages fluently (french, english, german), 2 understandable (italian, japanese)
>no drug/alcohol/tabacco problems
>no mental illness
>20
>6'4"
>fat
>handsome enough
>nice eyes
>Live in a house (2 roommates)
>Vehicle
>Good high paying job (waiter)
>Going to college (STEM)
>Funny
>Smoke weed occasionally, drink beer/wine almost daily, coffee every morning
>watch anime/ play video games
>thinking any woman cares about this shit
What we need to know:
>job
>how much you make
>how much you have
>bank account # and pin
>>28099267
kek how pessimistic
>24
>6'2
>lean, fit and strong
>athletic build
>Homeowner
>Vehicle
>Good job (software dev)
>No drug problems
>No mental illness
>Easy to converse with
>Passionate about learning languages (know English and Spanish, currently learning French, view to learn two others)
>Can interchangeably enjoy being normie as fuck or nerding the fuck out on a hobby I'm passionate about
>Been told by many adults aged 40+ that I've got a sensible head on my shoulders, that my grasp on my life goals/finances exceed those of people my age by a good amount
The best part is I'm not even looking for a relationship. Spent the last 8 months or so focusing on my self and I've never felt better for it.
>>28099511
>>Can interchangeably enjoy being normie as fuck or nerding the fuck out on a hobby I'm passionate about
Head on back to r3ddit and never come here again
uhh alright
>21
>6'1
>I plan on going to the gym, eventually.
>Have a job
>About to graduate as a Biomedical Engineer
>Don't smoke, drink, or do drugs
>Will probably be motivated to clear skin up if I have a gf
>I guess that's it
>>28092872
>Boyfriend material. But are hhv because you're ugly or just shy?
T-Thank you. I'm just really shy. I was always the short kid in school so no grills ever asked me out.
>>28093156
what do EMT's make
>American
>6'0"
>210 lbs
>Not religious
>VP small company $220K
>IQ in the 150's
>no drugs, bourbon neat
>Not necessarily physically stunning, but I
have a 10/10 charisma when playful and have to keep it in check so as not to attract orbiters.
>no sports, just hiking. Did 2100 miles in 2013.
>Pretty driven, but getting better at "just let it go"
Like girls that can excel in many roles in a relationship
Bi girls only need apply
>all these thirsty /soc/-tier normans posting.
>these are the people that populate this board
rip in piss /r9k/ we hardly knew ye
>>28100410
what's the harm in having a chance at the one thing all robots want anon
>>28100427
The harm is that it attracts roasties to this board
>>28100913
They're already here
the /r9k/ you loved nolonger exists save The Feels & Frog threads
and those usually die before they hit limit
I'm not a robot, more of an android, but I'm sorry about the takeover, there was nothing you could have done to stop it
>>28100975
>android
kill yourself normalfag
>>28101373
I met an actual robot irl once
he was the most cringeworthy fedora piece of human garbage I've ever had the displeasure of being around
so while I at least try to fit in and make something of myself, how bout you commit suicide instead, you worthless NEET
>>28101438
Not even a NEET
Now fuck off normalfag
>>28101546
>not a NEET
>not a normalfag
pick one normo
>>28101644
>never had a friend
>virgin that's was only kissed on a dare by stacies
>abused by dad
>crippling anxiety and awful social skills that have almost gotten me fired
I'll pick both
>>28101694
ooo look at you so special you're totally a robot
Why do you assume you're the only one with such problems
>>28101774
I don't
I assume there are others and they browse /r9k/ you stupid normie
>>28101840
what makes me a normie
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