We had this thread the other day and it surprisingly took off. Thought we might try again.
If you missed it, tell us why you deserve a girlfriend. What are your qualities?
Fembots judge
I'll start, it can only go up from me
>5'6" (damn manlet genes)
>150 lbs
>Always rate 5 or 6 on /soc/
>Own a home
>Vehicle
>Good job (sys admin)
>No drug problems
>No mental illness
>No ex's or children
Thats pretty much it.
>>28077967
>150 lbs
>Always rate 5 or 6 on /soc/
>Own a home
>Vehicle
>Good job (sys admin)
>No drug problems
>No mental illness
>No ex's or children
not a femanon, but this seems pretty good. only bad part is your height :c rip.
>>28077995
yah and height kills me i think
that or a 5 on /soc/ means 2 in real life
>>28077967
I don't DESERVE a gf, but I'd like one nevertheless. Here are my qualities:
>6'2"
>72kg
>Always rate 7-8 on /soc/
>Studying Maths (whoo, usefulness)
>Fun to be around when I'm not depressed
>Know how to play guitar
>Know multiple languages
>Not overly experienced with girls, but not cluelessly inexperienced either
My god, I hope I find a gf soon. It feels so fucking lonely without one.
>>28078076
see this guy blows me out of the water
if he can't find one, i may as well an hero
>>28078114
Dude, there was some 10/10 rugby player on some tv show not so long ago and he was a virgin cause he was hopeless around girls. Don't lose hope, looks aren't everything - it's what you can do with what you have that counts.
>>28078164
Though more often than not, that's worse, since the average robot is fucking hopeless when it comes to talking to women.
>6'2
>180 pounds
>Black
>Tattoos
>Renting a one bedroom apartment
>Barely watch any TV besides Rick and Morty, Better Call Saul and Adult Swim
>Hate movies except 80's action flicks like Terminator or Mad Max.
>Never read books unless it's Lovecraft or about the Occult.
>Listen to only Black metal and Synthwave
>Speak a little Chinese/Russian/German
>No drugs except I drink socially
>No mental illness
>No children, one ex but we're cool
Actually I think I'm shitty boyfriend material,
>tfw no qt to have late night conversations about how Nazi Germany had the best dressed military in history.
>5"11
>215 lbs
>i have a good face, maybe a solid 7- or even an 8
>rent apartment (with real gf)
>Vehicle and motorcycle (doesnt run)
>Good job, i actually enjoy most of it.
>drug problem. dependent on morphine, not a hge deal and is a cheap habit with my rx's, but getting off isnt in my near future
>OCD, bi-polar, anxiety (better with new job, but now different.)
>if i got a new gf my current would probably be a crazy stalker. she would surely hate anyone who comes after her, like new mortal enemy
>blonde hair
Okay NSA, I'll contribute to your database
>5'10''
>175lb
>brown hair brown eyes, pale skin
>don't post pics on /soc/ seeking validation because I know I look fine
>live with parents
>about to graduate with my masters degree
>own a car
>no job lined up but some decent contacts (state dept. of ecology, EPA, FEMA, state legislature and my hometown's city government)
>no drugs or mental issues
>good relationship with my parents, no family drama
>khv, no past relationship drama
>described as a funny and a bit weird
>generally a boring person (due to some unique traits of my upbringing I can sit alone in a room with nothing to do and be more or less contented for hours on end) which is why I don't attract female interest
>>28078318
Try kratom
then you can be addicted to kratom, costs me like 300 a month about, although prescriptions are probz cheaper
good part though is i can pass a drug test
>being a beta fucking faggot by thinking you need to meet this arbitrary checklist of "boyfriend" traits
this is why you fail
if you make her feel "butterflies" all of that shit goes right out the window
>>28078347
>Okay NSA, I'll contribute to your database
The NSA is full of queers so it figures they'd want a bf
>>28078357
Yeah but it helps if you have some desirable traits
>5'11"
>130 lbs
>math grad student
>rent a studio apartment
>be told I am a good dresser
>reasonably funny if comfortable
>no addiction
>no mental illness
>no kids
>>28078357
This guy knows what hes talking about. You can tell he's rolling in pussy by the fact that hes posting on r9k on saturday night
>>28077967
>sys admin
you left out your autism
>6'3''
>176 lbs
>Blonde and blue eyes
>Half normie half sperglord
>Make absolutely delicious apple pie
>Don't drink or smoke
>Sailed across the Atlantic ocean and traveled a lot of places
>>28078435
Mildly humerous/10
>>28078076
Jesus fucking Christ dude. Don't deaerve gf? What kind of an excuse is that?
>>28078435
i used to roll in pussy now i'm just a suicidal drug addict
idk if i belong here
>5'11
>155 lbs lean lanklet
>hapa
>virgin
>microbiology degree from top20 world university
>almost no debt
>low ambition
>planning to go back to school to get a technical degree for medical lab work
>tutor kids that are behind in reading and math
>own vehicle and enjoys driving
>more male online friends than irl
>paranoia is probably my only mental illness
>no drugs
>alcohol socially
>still have hair
>take care of a dog
>live with parents
>good relations with family
>almost no anime watching
>almost no game playing
>watches friends play games mostly
>>28078491
not him, but nobody 'deserves' anything, especially not the affection of another person.
>6'0"
>303 lbs
>Don't go on /soc/, assume I rate a 6
>Effectively homeless
>Work all the time and simultaneously none of the time
>Dont drink
>Dont smoke
>Maybe low-T
>No kids
>Penis is a can of cola
Oh. I'm addicted to caffeine. If that's a counted drug.
>19 yo
>6'2"
>180 lbs
>Pretty good looking, square jaw
>Home with parents
>Have a car
>Uni student (Economics)
>Work on saturday and Sunday as a delivery boy in a pizza restaurant
>KV
>Speak Italian, Spanish, English, Serbian and i will start learning Russian from next year
>>28078559
Well obviously, but he sounded like he was saying he didn't deserve the chance to have a gf, or that it would be necessarily wrong of him to have one for some personal reason.
>>28078076
Are you the south american spic?
>>28078572
I love you, should be illegal caffeine drink.
>>28078610
When he says DESERVE in all capitals, it's a way of putting emphasis on something in this context. It's clearly not to say that he is unfit for a gf, merely that he is not entitled to one.
>>28077967
>6'0"
>starving ethiopian build
>31 and still live at home
>no vehicle but licensed
>smoke weed/cigarettes like it's a foodgroup
>good listener
>shit pt job
real girls only pls
>white slav, but since robot dont act like one
>23y
>5,9" (1,81m)
>176lbs (80kg), have good weight controll
>7 inch dick
>hhkv
>green eyes, ppl on my occasion said i have beatiful eyes
> extremely secure job but only $2000 a month
> dont smoke, drink, no illness only mild allergy to pollen
> interested in science and shit
> introvert and afraid of women because I think they're hard to maintain and would sap my energy away
> im good at making others laugh, but if i get to much attention I stop because of previous point
I think I won't ever get a gf, I literally am not trying and also I on purposely make sure that I'm not around women, and ppl anyway, all day
>>28077967
>150 and 5'6
You're a fat ass so your automatically not worth it
>5'11
>150
>Going to college for Biochem
>vehicle
>lab tech connections
>no drugs
>handsome
I don't deserve a gf but fuck it.
>5'9
>245 lb (fatty I know)
>Wage cuck college drop out
>work in tech support make about 37k a month
>own a car
>apartment with one room mate
>like vidya, movies, football and watching documentaries
>have diagnosed depression
>smoke pot and drink occasionally
>pretty average in social situations but introverted
>23
>White/Russian/Jew
>6'0
>230 lbs
>Work out 4/wk
>Will hold you in my big arms
>Hairy, chest, back, arms, have big beard am like a big teddy bear
>Have my own apartment/car
>Good job/own my business
>Smoke a bit of reefer
>Nerdy, into anime, games, books, movies, etc
>Homebody, I don't enjoy clubs/bars, but go out enough so none of my friends think I'm weird
Pls give GF I will be nice and introduce you to my mom and feed u
>20 years old
>6'1"
>engineering college student
>tons of friends/normie social life, browse /r9k/ out of habit
>am fun to be around
but
>overweight (~250 lbs)
>drink/occasional drugs
>no confidence in relationships
>no vehicle/stable job currently
>>28077967 (OP) #
>150 lbs
>20 yo
>about to graduate with shitty international studies degree
>Not /fit/ but strong from manual labor
>Live by myself in apartment
>own a bike
>15 hour a week groundskeeper
>Smoke weed & drink a good deal
>Severe anxiety
>Had sex twice but I wasn't any good
>>28078918
>He actually typed (OP) #
Great way to show you're a newfag.
>>28078918
Mean to include
>6'1
>chess trophies
> white but speak Spanish because catholic family >>28078918
>>28078918
>>28077967
Okay I'm going to do this but I'm a female
>Tall
>Chubby (Not obese)
>College Grad
>Stable career
>Not a coalburner
>Has only been in long term relationships (no hookups)
>Wants a family
>Will only depend on you for emotional support
>Very physically active (which is why I'm no longer obese)
>Racist, /pol/ mentality
>Slight mental illness but nothing that can't be calmed with medication
>>28079026
Only having a phone makes it difficult
>72kg
>170cm
>20yo
> loves cooking
> rates 5 6 on/soc/
> have a normie social life
> engineering student
> own a single bedroom flat
> does sports
> enjoys cold war /lilt/
> knows multiple languages
> drinks only at parties
> doesn't smoke
> has been depressed for two years now on my way to remission
> can't drive cuz i'm blind-ish
>5'11"
>139 pounds
>18 barely legal
>Bongrips before school and before bed, it helps me sleep and talk to people.
>Pale white skin
>Dirty blonde hair, but my body hair is black.
>Sam eye color of a black person
>Work in family business as a contractor
>Lots of cash
I can't get a gf because the only people I meet are either related to me or a family friend. And all our family friends are a bunch of ugly, sketchy Ivans. People that think all russian chicks are hot are wrong. I was born in America but my relatives weren't. I just want someone that isn't an ugly, spoiled, vodka-chugging ivan family princess. But I know I can never have one because of the family I was born into.
>>28077967
>25 years old
>5'4 (God damn mexican genes)
>146 lbs (Chubby)
>4/5 /10
>Run a small business making good bank
>Studying IT in college for CCNA
>No car
>Pretty good at almost everything i do.
>Dont do drugs
>No mental illnesses
>No genetic diseases
>Everything else
I enjoy fantasy books and riding bikes.
I have motivation to lose weight and work out but i dont have much time.
Im calm and relaxed. I hate arguing with people. I dont get mad easily. I like to just go with the flow.
Im hispanic although i can never find a group of people to fit into because im not really mexican on the inside but im not white on the outside either.
Basically, im a Mexicant.
I also dont have citizenship.
There goes my height and genes fucking my shit up again.
Where the fug are all the GFs?
>>28079508
It's the weekend the robot girls too busy getting plowed by chad.
>>28079539
oh that actually makes a lot of sense
>6' 140lbs
>don't post my pictures on 4chan so don't know what number rating i would get
>have a piece of shit car
>med student
>a few mental illnesses
ready to be ignored.
>>28079539
Theyre probably just reading this and laughing their asses off.
>>28078491
I meant to say that it's just shitty wording. I'm not entitled to one, that's the woman's choice, but it'd still be nice to have.
>>28078617
No, I'm British/Russian.
>>28079734
I know I am. It's pretty funny.
>6'3"
>own home
>car
>welder
>no vices
I just want a shooting buddy
>24 years old
>Irish-American Catholic
>6'0"
>thin
>lawyer
>IQ in the 130s
>happy, healthy relationships with family
>no drugs or alcohol
>4chan always says I'm attractive
>lots of friendships
>funny af
>still kissless virgin though with no real gf experience
>big music fan with varied interests
>big baseball fan but only casually into other sports
>not a vidya or anime guy
>generally open minded
>depression and anxiety well under control
I think I actually do look real nice on paper but I've never prioritized romance/women. All I need is someone to point me in the direction of eligible women who are within a day trip of my home.
>>28080075
I'll shoot with you, mamalam. Where do ya live?
>>28080075
have you tried /k/ meetups? they look fun
>>28080097
Church. It's where my brother met his wife.
>>6'5"
>>280
>>not ugly
>>Own a home
>>Two Vehicles
>>Good job
>>No drug problems
>>No mental illness
>>No ex's or children
>>Can cook and travel
>>28080164
But like there are no early 20s women in my hometown. There are no colleges or attractive jobs around here. Girls pretty much disappear from high school graduation until they return in their 30s with their young families.
>>28080181
Why not just post a picture? Ugly is subjective.
>>28077967
>5'10
> don't know but I'm skinny as shit
>implying /soc/
>be neet
>my feet
>neet
>No drug problems
>No mental illness
>No ex's or children
>>28080220
Guess you're fucked then.
Church anyway. Some grandma will try to marry you off to get stupid hot granddaughter who does not care about you at all.
>25
>188cm
>97kg
>hate my tiny noodle arms but working on it
>gigantic screwup with zero irl friends
>job
>car
>anime, videogames, guitar, movies
>no drugs, conditions, illnesses
>no rate but pretty good. women try to talk to me
>voice rate was sexy/10
>very odd looking eyes
I deserve a gf who won't mind that once I hit ~80kg I'm joining the forces and won't be around much for 7 years.
References available on request.
>5'11"
>19
>140lbs
>Never been called ugly
>I live with my aunt
>uni
>looking for a job
>severe mental illnesses
>?????
>>28079076
STEM career?
>>28080126
>>28080157
I live in South Dakota. I'd go but what if it's a honeypot?
>>28080262
>I'm joining the forces and won't be around much for 7 years.
Youre going to get cucked mah nigga
>200 lbs
>5'10"
>No home or vehicle
>Shit factory job
>Probably borderline
>No hobbies or lasting interests
>Can't keep an interest in anything over a week
>Except relationships, I will stalk you and kill you if you so much as look at anyone else
Any takers?
>>28080288
I drive a truck and don't care if you murder me. It'd be tough to get to SD, but I can ask my dispatch.
>>28080279
Yep, I have a BAS degree.
>>28079076
You sound based af
NORTH CAROLINA
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>>28080255
I've never seen my church as like a community setting though. People seem to get in and get out.
Is that a Catholic thing? A suburban thing? A Northeast thing?
>>28080352
I was just in North Carolina actually! Unfortunately I'm about 500 miles away. I'm sorry anon.
>>28080293
Not if I take her with me.
It's a lot to ask though so I plan to leave her behind or just break up when the time comes.
Backup plan is to go back to school but finding the money would be tough.
Fuck resumes, this is now a "find some bros to hang out with" thread.
>>28080330
You got any experience with firearms or hunting?
>>28080395
I'm still obese.
>>28078572
>5'10" (damn manlet genes)
>155 lbs
>Nice appartment
>drive nice vehicle
>Good job
>No drug Problem
>>28080419
Zero whatsoever. I held a revolver once.
5'9"
90kg
I don't think I'm attractive but I'm not hideous
Good job (registered nurse)
Car just broke down buying a new one Tuesday
Live with roommates in a trendy suburb of a nice city
Alcoholic
Spend my time either at work or uni because I'm doing both full time
someone have link to previous thread?
Ok ill give it a go
>6ft3
>89kgs
>go to gym 5 days a week, very fit
>Work at a prison, make good money
>have my own car
>currently renting in a sharhouse
>have no friends, but im used to the loneliness
>set to inherit 300g one day
Im a 26 year old virgin btw
>>28080375
That sucks.
Well, hope you got a good impression of NC.
>>28080336
You sound interesting. Please post a throwaway email.
>24
>very smart
>made $100k last year
>decent shape from lifting
>average to above average face
>5'9"
>tfw no gf
>5'6", don't actually care except for the times I think about how I wish I could be a bouncer because how fucking cool of a job is that
>144 lbs but I look really /fit/ if I wear a shirt that fits well
>Generally rated 7 on /soc/
>Live with mommy
>Drive Lexus
>Community College Student and Elementary School Custodian
>Marijuana Marijuana
>Mentall Illness? Sometimes I talk out loud when envisioning a conversation
>I have two dogs and they're my kids I love them
And
>I'm laid back to a fault
>The most empathetic person you'll ever know, I understand and respect everyone's problems, and do so with ease
>I'm the first to forgive in almost any given conflict
>I keep my head and rationality in almost any state. Angry, Drunk, High, doesn't matter.
>I'm smart as shit and not a goddamn person in my life would dispute that
>I have a fetish for plain girls
>I helped an old lady carry her groceries home once
>Took an Aspie test and scored Non-Aspie, pic related
>I cook
btfo /r9k/
>>28080502
All the "I look good" posts with no pics
>>28080518
How did you make that chart?
>>28080487
I'm really not comfortable posting a throwaway on here, but if you're willing to post yours I would gladly send you a message!
>>28080483
It was absolutely beautiful. I drove up the coast with a few friends and had a great time. Everyone was very nice and had qt accents as well. I felt like such a northerner.
>>28080541
>tfw first one to post a pic
>tfw only positive feedback
Feels good man.
>>28080395
No thanks. I have bros. I need to talk about girls instead.
>>28080502
>>28080518
>>28080473
Why do all you richfag failed normies think you have come to this board? You don't have any problems if you make 100K a year and have a dignified job. You faggots have no idea what suffering is actually like, get out.
>>28080449
Fuck /k/.
"Why didn't you just grow up around guns and hunting."
Fucking elitists.
>>28080541
Ok well if you want to see me here you go
>6'2"
>190 lbs
>Tallented guitar player
>Live at home
>Can't drive but I walk everywhere
>Unemployed
>Occasionally take drugs
>Borderline personality disorder
>A few ex's
>Been cheated on multiple times
>I just want to trust again
>Please hold me I'm so alone
>>28080600
>thinking failed normies care about NEET scum or what they think
>>28080627
Yeah. Head has a good shape, but it's too small.
Also
>Thinker's smile
My impression:
>>28077967
>300 lbs
>Heavy beard
>Ride motorcycles, also have old car
>6'
>Psychotic
>Own home in decent neighborhood
>Make decent money
>No children that I know of
>No tats or body mods
>No drugs or drink issues
>Currently have gf
>Wouldn't mind another
>>28080669
Wew. The preview image didn't look like that.
>>28077967
>MFW this entire board has become one giant breeding ground for normie attention seekers who have no respect for it's original culture or purpose.
Seriously, you guys have decent jobs and decent friends and you think you belong on this board because you are temporarily single?
Jesus christ, get out of here you fucking narcissists. You are absolutely embarrassing, lining yourselves up and begging imaginary girls to take interest in you. Complete cucks, every single one of you.
>>28080668
Thinking any girls are going to date you because you post your ugly mug on an image board for NEETs.
>>28080700
>Cuck
>Wants female attention
Not correct.
>>28080744
Fuck! I'm doomed!
>>28080754
>posts pictures of their ugly faces on 4chan in a desperate (and futile) attempt to court a mate.
>Not a giant cuck/beta.
>>28080765
Man child confirmed.
>>28080765
>>28080669
>>28080627
>>28080541
>>28080518
>>28080502
>>28080473
>>28080429
>>28080428
>>28080222
>>28079819
>>28079139
>>28079150
>>28079076
>>28079026
>>28078918
>>28078890
Y'all nigga's postin' in a troll thread.
There are no girls on 4chan.
>>28080813
Fuck yeah bb
My feelings are hurt so I'm gonna give my thumb some succ.
>>28080375
Are you in NJ?Pls be in NJ
>>28080864
Buddy, you should feel bad. You look and act like a manic child. perhaps some shame will make you humble and realistic.
>>28080920
Oh fuck, some guy is trying to get under my skin on the internet. I better call my mummy.
r9k is not for bullying.
>>28080960
You're just sad and pathetic posting like this. The fact you are fat and ugly is just icing on the cake.
>>28078076
>>28078347
>>28078400
>>28078597
>>28078781
>>28078834
>>28080097
>>28080473
>>28080502
you guys all pass, dont know why some of you guys are HHKV but so am i eh
>>28080920
Dude, at the end of the day, you'll have a normal life, while this guy will stay looking like... that.
>>28081000
I mean alright. I'm getting the distinct feeling you're actually just ashamed you can't be comfortable with yourself. But no, I'm definitely your problem.
>>28081003
>get validated on /r9k/
>part of the "cool" group
Honestly, that really brightened up my shitty day, so thanks for including me(:
>>28081052
I didn't get validated man I'm mad as shit.
I bet it's the noodle arms that did me in.
I fucking hate my noodle arms.
>>28081043
>gets called out out for shitposting and being ugly and fat
>respond with accusations of not being comfortable in one's skin
Way to side step the comments. I think we know whose self conscious don't we?
>>28081052
<3
>>28081119
sorry i scrolling down pretty fast, mighta missed some :(
>>28081119Which one are you?
originalo
>>28081120
>Shitposting
I mean why else would I be here?
>Told I'm ugly/fat
I mean duh?
Yet that's not sidestepping anything, it's directly stating your reason for coming at me is I'm comfortable enough to post myself on a board full of people I will never meet.
Sorry you haven't the stones for that, but yeah, I do see who's self conscious.
>>28081186
I'm this faggot.
>>28080262
I'll play.
>6'3" white male, bald, fit, 185lbs ~20% body fat, maybe less, not more.
>30 years old
>two jobs, both part time, both shit wages
>live with parents
>graduated college, shit degree, shit GPA
>2 years served Peace Corps
>moving overseas to begin real life and make/save money for future
>emotionally stunted ~ have to fake emotions socially
>great social skills
>kids and old people love me
>beta personality unless I want something or feel like I'm getting the short end of the stick, then hardcore alpha, no fucks given
Why the fuck not
>22
>5'11" 194 lbs
>moderately muscular
>have car
>have job
>about to finish bachelors degree with 3.7 gpa
>have had 1 gf previously
>have played guitar for 7 years
>able to grow a beard that is not a neck beard
>able to speak to girls without dropping my spaghetti
Thats all I can think atm. Inb4 leave normie.
>>28081287
God fucking dammit this place is full of normies.
>>28081287
leave normie.
Jk you can stay.
>>28081287
27 BMI
Fat
Not obese. Yet.
>>28078347
I'll date you, I am a KHV female. How old are you? What religion are you?
>>28078547
I'll date you. What religion are you? How old are you?
>>28081346
>>28081367
Failed normie to be exact.
>>28081378
Was 207, im aware I am borderline fatass and trying to hit 180. Can't shave my beard until I do or else you see my fat neck and chin.
>>28078834
I'll date you if you convert to my religion and quit weed. :(
>>28080075
I'll date you? What religion do you practice and what is your age?
Also what do you shoot? Animals or objects?
>>28080097
I'll date you if you leave Catholocism.
>>28077967
These threads are cancer, post more of that woman though. Also I highly doubt femanons are going to jump in when you start your thread with the anti-thesis of a chestlette.
>>28081242
My main issue would be your weight (you seem a bit above average), the no friends and amine thing, to an extent. The rest seems fine(:
>>28080913
NY! Upstate, though. Sorry anon :C
>>28080181
Tell me your age and religio. Thanks.
>>28080455
If you stopped drinking things would be good.
>>28080502
Age? Religion?
>>28080518
Why do you smoke weed? How can you afford a Lexus?
How can you remain calm and rational when you purposefully put substances made to inhibit judgement in your body?
>>28080627
Which one are you?
>>28080661
People with borderline tend to be very very annoying and manipulative
>>28080673
How nice, you are a cheater. Good job.
>>28081662
Awh boo, I was going to live in NYC for the summer too :<
/r9k/- Dating Site for Lonely Singles 15 and Up
>>28081486
You're not borderline fatass - you are a fatass. I'm 185 6'3" and I have these pockets/pouches/rolls of fat where I'm not ripped. It's fucking disgusting and you've got 10 lbs on me, are 4 inches shorter and I highly fucking doubt you're as muscular as I am. I've worked hard over the last 7 months. I can do 24 pullups and 65 pushups in a single go. I do 50 and 200 each day, respectively. 100 lunges - each leg.
>fat people think they have muscle
>fat people think visiting the gym 3 times a week makes them strong
>>28081756
This is basically some normie shit, can't they take it to /soc/ where it belongs?
>5' 10"
>250lbs
>pale
>virgin
>bad hygiene only bathe once or twice a week
>used to do a lot of drugs, can't afford any now
>no job
>live with mom
>28 years old
>play video games
>use chewing tobacco
>1 friend haven't seen in 8 years or so because he is autist like me lives with mom and hermit
who wants me?
>6' 0"
>Retarded fag
>>28081482
I don't really have a religion. I like the beliefs of Taoism in relations to humility and compassion. I am 24.
Is religion important to you? Why is it important to you? Where do you live?
>5'7
>140lbs
>born with autism/cerebral palsy/speech problemo
>ALWAYS online and ready to answer an IM
>famous online for shitting me pants [ibs]
>have the dankest mems
>i have a size fetish along with a ton of other fetishes
>get 500usd from ssi a month
>could make 3d furniture/items
>white male
skype; motivat10n
>>28081776
Okay man, sorry that im fat, trying to lose it.
>>28081621
But anime is great.
Yeah ngl I'm a bit of a fatty but I've been running for a couple of months and it's slowly going down.
Thx senpai.
I don't think I deserve a girlfriend. I just want one to watch anime and movies with me.
>>28081798
>can't they take it to /soc/
They can but they won't. This thread might get deleted if you report it, I have no idea. Depends on how the mods are feeling.
>>28081917
I'll do this. Where are you located?
>>28081925
this is robot only, thats why it doesnt belong on /soc/
go tattle tale though
>31
>5'7", 130lbs
>Probably average looking, although I've been called cute a few times. Beard, brown hair, green eyes.
>Two jobs in the service industry. Make enough to rent a 1br apartment in a nice part of town. Trying to get started in a career.
>College degree, okay GPA. Grad school drop out.
>Been told I'm funny and have an absurd sense of humor.
>Love cult movies and TV shows.
>Working on learning the piano (all I have is a keyboard right now though)
>ADHD, some depression that's improved in the past year.
>Drink casually, don't do drugs or smoke.
>No exs. no children.
>fuck
>roasties
>fuck roasties
>fuk roasties
>fu roasties
>fuck da roasties
>fuck
>FUCK
>FUCCCCCKKKKK THE
Damn roasties.
>>28077967
Might as well. Also a girl.
>5'9
>120 lbs
>18 years old
>college student
>internship at prestigious company
>major in computer science with cyber security track
>blonde hair blue eyes
>32DD
>little to no debt
>own my own apartment
Looking for awkward boy with long hair. Preferably a sub.
>>28081688
These are me
>>28080627
>>28080502
>>28081947
>Implying
There isn't a difference at this point, you're still inviting women to "rate you" like a /soc/ fag.
>Women
>On the internet unless tits are posted
P-a-t-h-e-t-i-c
>>28077967
6'2
actual 8" dink
Pretty fit
>>28081947
>this is robot only
No it isn't. If you think the people posting in this thread qualify as robots by any criterion other than being a human male then you're almost certainly wrong. You could make a near identical male kissless virgin thread on /soc/ and attract very similar people.
>>28081946
Canada, ON is where I am located.
>>28081999
>religion
Born jew turned Atheist
![11143600_10205925254025344_786226882322243955_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cfOKMS5.jpg "11143600_10205925254025344_786226882322243955_n[1].jpg")
>>28078076
Continued
I want to become the perfect man. It's my dream to one day become the womaniser I envy. However, my problem is that I don't know what to improve. I'm thin, but my body has no muscle, so I think I'll start working out, but as far as the rest goes I have no idea what hobbies to go for.
>inb4 asking on /r9k/, of all places
Yeah, this is probably a stupid place to ask.
>>28081997
What's the deal with cs ladies being dom?
I don't fit ur criteria fampai but you seem nice. Except for blue eyes, I can't stand blue eyes.
>>28082088
Perfect is boring.
pros
>6'1" (add another inch with work boots)
>STEM job
>own vehicle (paid for)
>own house
>no drug problems
>no children
>no crazy exes
>no autism / speech impediment / etc
>no tattoos
cons
>skinnyfat
>zero hobbies
>doesn't want kids
>no facial hair
>5'10"
>fun sized dick
>diaper fetish
>I build gunpla
>>28081997
I don't think you're a real vagina
>>28081997
This has to be bait. Right? If not what are you doing wasting your life on this board.
>>28082125
Perfect =/= cookie cutter. I will still have quirks like being into vidya and shit, but I also want to have a chiselled chest and be the type of person women fantasise about.
>>28082172
>I build gunpla
10/10 man. What's your favorite Gundam series?
>>28082203
ZZ but IBO is the best I've seen in a long time.
>>28077967
I don't deserve women.
>5'8"
>140 lbs.
>usually rate 6 on /soc/
>rent a low income apartment
>drive a pt cruiser
>currently unemployed
>worked at walmart for 3.5 years before quitting
>smoke weed
>drink liquor
>very little experience talking to women
>never had sex
>28 years old
Getting a girlfriend is probably the last thing that would ever happen to me.
Putting down these stats made me realize just how average I am
>6'0
>150lb
>7/10
>Gainfully employed
>ok income. ~$70k/year
>Own home + vehicle
>engaged
>unconventional sense of humor
>homebody. hate bars but like being innawoods
>mentally sound
>>28081997
pls gf me pls
>>28082230
Embarrassingly I've watched neither, I'll check IBO out. Mine is probably War in the Pocket or 0079.
>>28082248
>engaged
Why are you posting here?
>>28082288
Nice dubs.
My money is on gay racemixing engaged.
>>28077967
Oh god I dunno if I deserve one.
Here are some qualities, most of them bad I guess.
>19
>5'11
>220Lbs
>In college for CompSci
>Own a BMW
>Wear decent clothes, polos, rolex, ray bans, etc
>I like to party, down to do any drug
>Blue eyes
>Normie hair
>Fat
>Shower twice a day
>Keep that hygiene up, teeth, face etc.
>Rent an apartment
>Have a lot of friends, but I only see them probably once a week
>BrownishBlonde hair
>Speak a little Russian
>No diagnosed mental illness
>Haven't been to the doctor since I was 10
>Cut
>5" dick
>Have been told I am a funny person by many normies
>Blue eyes
>I don't watch anime
>I play video games
>I am good with computers
I think that's all, shit.
>>28082027
I'm robbit tho.
>>28082422
That poster said this thread is robot only, which is not true. This thread has some robots and some people who are not robots, like all of /r9k/.
>>28081950
You're almost exactly like me in general stuff - I'm just taller and probably more fit.
>>28082452
Oh OK. I'm alright with that
>>28082288
Plenty of women out there who doesn't mind being the "other woman." In fact, some prefer it.
>>28082331
>>Fat
No, you're fucking obese. 30.7 BMI - get your shit together, you fat fuck.
reddit.com/r/fatlogic - seriously, go here. It motivated me to not be a lazy fuck. It could probably help you do the same + drop the weight.
>>28082718
Funny you say that as I am already dieting, I was 230lbs about a month ago, thanks for the reminder though.
>>28082331
>own a BMW
SUPREME
>>28082718
fuck off norman
>>28077967
pretty much if under 5'8, your resume gets instantly ignored. and tossed away once you leave room
>>28077967
>white
>5'8"
>machine operator
>19
>virgin
>religious
>pet lizard
>120 lbs
>brown hair
>eyes that shift from grey to brown
>no mental illness
>no drugs
>live at home
>like vidya, history, and yugioh
>too shy
>>28081517
What's your religion and why do I have to quit weed?
>5'9" 185 lbs
>kinda chubby but mostly muscular.
>face probably a 7/10
>short brown hair, grayish blue eyes
>Highschool senior planning on learning a trade
>use weed and DXM regularily and dabble in other drugs often
>decent amount of friends
>never had gf
>play too much video games
>In army reserves
>showever everyday
>brush teeth atleast once a day
>super laid back
>usually pretty quiet
>27 years old
>5'10
>155 pounds
>chinese, but korean appearing face
>doctor
>living at home because can't afford rent on resident salary
>5'9"
>own a car
>finished a degree in hotel management for fun
>can speak 4 languages (so you can show me off)
>white
>very good listener ( would remember some vague shit you said 6 months ago)
>can fuck for hours if needed
>lonely but like being alone (Can give affection and space if needed no problem)
There's probably more but I forgot
>>28077967
>6'4"
>270 pounds
>Ugly to average mug
>Ginger
>Divorced
>Father
>Work a decent job
>Drive a neat but possibly pussified vehicle
It's ogre. I'm finished.
>>28078076
Fuck out of here normster reeeeeeeeeeee
> 6" 7'
>21
>decent job at UPS
>fairly muscular
>affinity for history and social sciences
>275 pounds
>I'd rank myself at maybe a seven?
>>28083814
>Studio Apt
>Shitty car
>light drinker
>slight criminal record, charge expunged
>>28083312
Taiwanese woman here, I'd date you
holy shit why are you guys even doing this?
Let's do it boyos.
>19, springtime of my life
>quadroon with good complexion, but can pass as white just by avoiding the sun
>was in college, just "taking a break"having massive chronic anxiety
>have plenty of inheritance money from dead relatives
>170cm@65kg, lean build but no real muscle
>knows a decent amount about computers
>knows a lot about anime and vidya, but can pass as entry-level or normatron if necessary
r8 me I guess?
>>28083759
Why are you singling me out? Am I the most normal person here or something?
>>28081688
Well, friend, it's because of it provides some short term positive stimulation without any significant negative consequence. It inhibits your awareness, but I retain my judgment, and it actually provides a fresh psychological perspective with which you realize things you wouldn't sober. So I smoke with friends and we laugh and enjoy music and food and return to our lives as normal, mentally healthy individuals. I've suffered no loss of intelligence, I'm great.
>>28080600
The Lexus was 3000 bucks, it's 2001 model.
>>28080547
Name of the website actually was "Aspie test" or something.
>>28081586
Leave Catholicism in favor of what? I love Pope Francis :(
>>28084438
Don't do it anon
Protty heretics aren't worth it
>>28082110
Who knows. I've never met another dominatrix in my life, and trust me I look for them.
>>28082183
Subs usually lurk here. If I'm lucky I'll meet one. I've been searching for a while for a qt.
Ps although I've fucked guys with a strap onI'm still a virgin
>6'5" 20 years old
>240 lbs and lowering
>White and Canadian
>Never been on /soc/ rate myself at a 6
>Own a apartment
>No Vehicle
>Work steady construction
>Applying to OPP in 2 years
>No drug problems
>Maybe Some anxiety issues
>One past girlfriend, literally insane
>Better than average sexually
>7 1/2 dick
>Not religious
>Funny, but have no filter or bar limit
>>28081997
>>28084634
one of you please peg me until my dick leaks like a faucet
>>28082265
I'm bisexual if that's what you mean. I wouldn't mind having a cute girl to play with and spoil. If you mean be your girlfriend I would if you meet my qualifications...
>>28084677
Same person here. I'd definitely be willing. Have you ever been pegged before? What else would you want me to do to you?
>>28084730
>Have you ever been pegged before?
No
>What else would you want me to do to you?
Whatever you want
You're in charge
>24
>5'11
>170 lbs
>classical guitarist
>web designer
>wilderness back packer
>hate everything besides my hobbies
>a few ex's
>believe in manors, formal civility
>if you swear at me once or blow up at me more than twice, I break up with you
>I do the same for you
>no drugs
>no alchohol
>>28084742
That's not how you do it asshole.
You say
>I want you to spit in my mouth and tell me how worthless I am
>>28084784
That does sound fun...
Sorry I'm so stupid ;_;
>>28084742
I like that attitude. I just ask because some guys have certain weird limits. If you please me well enough, I'll give you a nice prostate orgasm. I also own a variety of toys I'd like to use on you.
k
>6'0
>140lbs
>7/10 says Internet
>black shaggy hair, glasses, white
>unemployed
>severe manic depression
>argue with voice in my head all day
>anime/Manga
>khv
>weed, alcohol
>would be addicted if I could afford/get it easier
>>28080845
It's not a troll thread, it's misplaced hope.
I'm not worried about it I just wanted to talk to myself. I'm a bit wary of girls that browse 4chan.
>>28084833
[email protected]
h-here's a throwaway
pls message me
>>28084803
Shhhh. I think it's cute. Makes me want to sit on your face.
>>28084833
>>28084871
Now I'm confuse
who's who
>>28084835
I'd date you. Seems like you'd be fun to watch anime and cuddle with.
>>28084882
It's the same person. I'll message you tomorrow sub I have to sleep now
>>28084914
No wait
that address deletes emails after an hour
message now so I can get your email
>>28084487
I know they're not but I can't help but be curious about the offer.
>tfw going to a wedding at a Methodist church in November
Yuck yuck yuck
>>28084947
>tfw only Catholic in my entire family and have to go to my Prot cousin's wedding next month
Gonna be shit tbqh
Haven't spoken to any of them since I became Catholic and they're evangelicals
>>28084933
>>28084914
Well I fucked up using guerillamail
>>28084891
that sounds nice desu
plus I'm /gfd/fag
>>28078076
>6'2
>185lbs
>Don't post to /soc/
>Play a bit of piano / produce stuff in a DAW
>Not religious or a follower of any cult
>Don't have any edgy personal philosophies
>Like animals and children
>Already have an undergraduate degree (STEM)
>Financially stable, can spend ~50k/year
>Studying medicine, will make much more later
>Don't smoke, rarely drink alcohol
>Enjoy anime & psychedelic drugs
I don't think I actually want a 'gf' though. Relationships are kind of a drag when you look at what happens realistically. Ideally I just want someone who fully gets me and vice versa and we don't even have to talk much to each other. We'll just do fun things, cuddle, have sex, but also spend a healthy amount of time apart. Sounds more like a fwb I'm looking for but idk.
>>28084990
Well now that's weird. I feel like my devotion to Catholicism is 99% because of my forefathers. Not sure how I feel about ditching the religion one was raised in in favor of the Church.
>6,1
>137lbs
>looks like shaggy rodgers from the scooby doo cartoons.
>unemployed
>happy go lucky likes my fair share of food.
>has always been called shaggy throughout my life.
>cartoons
>does not do drugs
![[www.PunksAndSkins.com] Folder.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/INV57eR.jpg "[www.PunksAndSkins.com] Folder.jpg")
>6' 0'
>145 lb
>Femboyish, but never rated on soc
>Unshared apartment at slightly reputable state university
>motorcycle and clapped out volvo
>Shit job
>Nicotine addiction
>not diagnosed, but was in a looney bin once for my anxiety
>Love 80s punk music
>generally social, love going on road trips, and doing tech/auto projects (most the time im too broke though)
>>28085084
The Church is correct
And my family was Catholic when they first came here and then became Protestants anyway
im uh gonna post cause why not
> 21, female
> 5'4, 120 lbs
> still in undergrad due to depression post-highschool but swiftly venturing out
> white/asian mutt
>ive been rated an 8 at the least on average so i guess im not ugly
>really bad anxiety, the first and only time i ever tried to have sex i got so scaref I cried and had to stop
> interest in ancient history with my focal point in western china/varying cultures along the silk road
> I'm pretty good at drawing
> I love RPGs and any video game with an emphasis on storyline
> I really really want a cuddly european cutie to marry and destroy his white bloodline with
> white guys either want pure asians or pure whites
>>28085124
would racemix with/10 tbqh
>>28085124
I'd date you, and let you destroy my white British/French bloodline all you wanted
>>28085124
> I really really want a cuddly european cutie to marry and destroy his white bloodline with
i've heard of many goals in my day but this is the best.
>>28085111
Oh, then that settles it. You're a Good Guy and your family is Weird Bad Guys.
>>28085124
Everybody is going to be all over this post. But I'm a white guy who's also afraid of sex. Find me on kik @ dcakik.
>>28085084
But anon
All non-Catholic Christians are just coming from families that broke from the Catholic church
>>28085124
Fuck you sound perfect. I would gladly play earthbound and let you ruin my pure Europ blood line
2 bad youre gonna get a bunch of (you's)
>>28085240
>>28085222
>y-you're gonna get a bunch of (you's)
>better not try
She's all mine then
>>28085124
[email protected]
>>28085124
I get the feeling i know you from somewhere else...
>>28085124
>ive been rated an 8 at the least
if you've been rated, post pics
Cool thing about girls is that they're attracted more to personality/success/talent than looks. Just man the fuck up fags
>>28085307
Everyone here is a skellyman or fit except for me and my fat ass.
Feels bad man.
>>28085392
>meanwhile some robot resumes go unnoticed.
>>28083853
>taiwanese girl
>on r9k
do you really expect me to believe this?
>>28085528
Just sniff her butt, bro.
>>28085392
this isn't true... """faggot"""
>>28085868
yeah it is. Why do you think 10/10's still have trouble getting girls. Because they 1)have shit personalities or 2) are way too awkward. Its not all about looking like the "supreme gentlemen" you Elliot Rodger ass autist
>5'11
>180 lbs
>dont get rated on soc, id prob give myself 7
>blonde, kinda pale
>no mental illness shit
>a little bit awkward?
>fucking love the office US
>programmer, love low level programming shit
>pretty good at math shit, I usually teach myself everything
>>28085943
Normie pls get out
>>28080568
My throwaway is [email protected]
>age 23
>63kg
>will graduate university this year, graphic design degree
>work retail part time
>parents give me a roof over my head, i can eat any food found at home, they pay the tuition fees but otherwise i don't take money from them
>the reason why i'm single is because asian-asian men are childish, petty and beta as fuck with no game
>the few good bf materials are all already taken
>when white men come here they just drown in clubber stacey pussies anyway
Where is my gaijin in shining armour sigh
>22
>5'8
>184 pounds
>worked out for the past year
>called cute/handsome on frequent basis
>joining navy next week in cyber warfare
>have my own car
>rarely drink
>no drugs
>mentally stable
>untainted virgin
>have kissed and held hands w/ multiple grils
>>28086092
>Where is my gaijin in shining armour sigh
Since you used kg in an entirely different country than you
>>28086203
Maybe i prefer the cultured eurofags oui oui spaghetti
>>28086092
>asian-asian men are childish
which country?
>>28086231
And if that's the case then I'm still right
6'2 215 pounds, workout 3-4 times a week. Severely depressed, play LoL when not working out. Fuck this gay thread and all you faggots
