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Once it gets out that Eggman is a Trump supporter, the campaign is fucking over.
Goddamnit
>>28077862
This makes me happy. Eggy looks very content.
isn't that the 4chan shooter
>>28077862
he drinks Mike's Hard Lemonade? Jesus. Poor bastard.
>>28077907
Eggman went to a BBQ and has a few days off.
>>28078270
To be fair, the original recipe back in the early 2000's was fucking excellent. It was actual lemonade and vodka at 7%ABV. Now it's just corn syrup, dye and grain alcohol at 5% at 3 times the price.
>tfw getting old and everything seems to have gone to shit
>>28078334
I'm 31 so I know that feel. Smirnoff Ice was actually cool in my high school for like a week. All the jock dudes were drinking it in the parking lot. Then by the end of the school year it was back to Keystone and no one ever spoke of the Lemonade days ever again.
Should eggman just shave his head at this point? I'm thinking of shaving mine because my hairline is pretty much the same
>>28078510
Eggman is high test. He does as he pleases.
>>28078299
Did his girlfriend move out or something?
>>28078270
I'm drinking this local beer to celebrate my grandfather's life.
He recently passed away from a years-long battle with cancer and had a house in Ashland.
He was a truly magnificent man and I hope to be as great as him one day.
>>28078456
>I'm 31
jesus christ you're old
what are you doing in this board?
>>28078609
>Eggman high test
https://www.reddit.com/r/transpassing/comments/4fqlou/sigh_here_goes_nothing_feeling_scrambled_f2m/
>>28079405
he's the one who liked your Egg nickname right?
also...back to work, wagey. those coffee pots won't clean themselves
>>28079405
bummer. good work with the trump though, makes your yt's worth watching again.
>college dropout wagie washing dishes for peanuts
>Trump supporter
How does this work?
>>28077862
I hope he makes a video on why he likes Trump, that'd be something.
>>28079533
>work
not very well
>>28079409
30 year old here, there are quite a few of us left here. I've been on 4chan since early 2005, and that's pretty much how I spent my 20's. Heed my warning youngbot, there's nothing here for you. Get away from the internet completely and live your life, or you'll wind up like us.
>>28079409
being sad. when i was younger it wasn't this bad. life has gotten lonelier and shittier as I've aged.
>>28079465
I have the weekend off, they'll have to survive
>>28079501
Thank you my friend
>>28079533
I'm down with taking jobs back from overseas
>>28079564
I could do that
>>28079584
I feel you bro. 28 with not a single friend in the world. Only people that talk to me anymore are my parents.
>>28079628
did your gf go to the BBQ? what do your parents think of her?
>>28079584
Remember when Newgrounds was good? I used to shoot the shit with Tom Fulp and Will Stamper in mIRC back in the day. Also the more I think about it, the more surreal I realize 90's internet was.
>you will never be 10 years old trolling pre-java chatrooms again
>>28079569
Yeah, go travel!
Drive down the westcoast!
Go to college house shows with touring bands.
Do something.
>>28079693
My NG account was made in may 2000.
I was a notorious enemy of wade fulp and drew much wrath from him after he mistakenly made me a Paltalk mod for the NG room in summer 06.
>>28079628
finally checked back in on your channel after not watching for a while cause i thought you were taking a hiatus after the whole suicidal thing a few months back. damn things are starting to heat up. just watched the cis scum video last night twice in a row.
dont worry eggy im in the process of building a business for myself with the end goal of becoming a billionaire. if i make it i will make sure to donate a couple million to you.
>>28079569
Yeah, I;m the guy he was making fun of. The young dudes on here don't realize what an opportunity they're missing. I would kill a stranger to go back in time to be 18 or even 21 over again. Being on 4chan at 31 is sad and pathetic but being on 4chan at 19 and thinking you're cooler than me because of it is sad and delusional.
>>28079693
I was big into AOL chatrooms. As sad as this sounds it was the first time I would talk to girls. It made it easier and you could have a little second life online.
>>28079628
Why don't you answer my kik messages, Mills?
>>28080007
I haven't had it working since March 11 tbqhfam
>>28080076
Why tho? I literally only registered one for myself so I can hit you up. Also I thought it required fb login but it only asked for an email address.
Ive been messaging girls from /soc/ threads tho. Not much luck.
eggman is a fucking normie
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original
>>28079879
This. This so much.
I'm 27, so not at all far off from 30/31. I fully recognize that the vast majority on this board are in their teens and early 20s. Get out while you can. Other than my childhood, the best years of my life were 16-18 and 21-24; the common factor was that I was not on any chans AT ALL and actually went out into the world and lived life. The only times I've been on this site are when I'm at my absolute lowest (which sinks lower and lower as time goes on) - I'm completely isolated and socially retarded now and am too old to try again. Don't let it happen to you.
Eggman are you still planning on becoming a hobo? I invite you to vagabond general on /out/. Youre not alone.
>>28079919
>you could have a little second life online
This is what I really miss. Fucking normies and their social media.
>>28079628
Hey eggy. Please do make that video.
He's starting to look like rocky dennis
>>28080076
If this really is eggman you should stop listening to the people calling you ugly. That shit is stupid. I think you're handsome.
Don't over do it with the alcohol. Drugs and shit slowly makes you confused and stupid and more stressed out.
Where does Eggman live again?
I'd like to meet him someday. Meet another social outcast
Please don't kill yourself before we meet
>>28080464
i know, right?
everytime i see eggman he instantly reminds me of him.
that's what makes him interesting imo
>>28080076
Take your grandpa's house my man.
what's eggy's snapchat, i wanna add him
This shows how stupid eggman is and why he is such a failure of a faggot in life. He makes under 30k a year and votes against someone who would benefit his poor ass. Trump isnt going to do shit for him
>>28080945
>Trump isnt going to do shit for him
Do you know the IMMENSE amount of dish washing jobs that illegal Mexicans take?
>>28080945
Well Trump supporters think that he will. They think he's going to make us all richer and make society more meritocratic.
>>28080997
maybe if amerifats didn't eat so much food there wouldn't be any dishes to be washed in the first place
>>28080076
Whats ur snapchat eggman?
>>28081187
>implying Americans eat anything that isn't from a disposable carton
>>28081268
amerifats eat anything they are literal pigs
>>28079405
Why'd you go all /pol/tarded on us eggfag?
Take the Black Pill (part 2) when?
>>28081384
>>28080076
>>28079749
>>28079628
fuck this ugly imposter trying to ruin my good name
i'm the REAl eggman
>>28081456
CANDLESNIFFING FUCKFENCE GO CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS
>>28079409
>anyone not my age is a weirdo lol
Grow up moron. There's lots of different ages here, us older ones either lie or don't ever bring it up. If you REALLY think that 4chan is your secret clubhouse then you probablyshould kill yourself
Eggman, have you ever considered just going on a holiday?
Where would you go?
>>28081581
grumpy old man lol
>>28081456
Brager told me to go postal on you
So I challenge you to a duel
>>28081719
i'd take a one way ticket to hell my friend
that'd be paradise
>>28081785
Thanks egg. Glad you got my back.
>>28081785
Hi Eggman! I made this OC for you a little while back but it never went anywhere. What do you think of it?
>>28081361
/new/ was my home board before /r9k/
>>28077862
PMURT
>>28082023
Oh, so that's why you're a worthless wagie Trump supporter?
Just lol @ your attention whoring life.
Fuck you and your normie ideals you fugly subhuman.
>>28082023
no wonder you're so cancerous
kill yourself you mutant freak
>>28082089
>>28082121
>unironically supporting Bernard sanderbergsteinowitz
>>28082023
if the faggots who hate you are lefties, you must be doing something right.
>>28082154
>he skipped my post
E-eggman. I love you. I just wanted to impress you with my quirky take on the classic Eggman appreciation thread. How can I cope with the fact that the fruits of my creativity are meaningless to you?
what deformity does this "eggman" fella have?
>>28082352
A bad dose of ugly.
>>28082200
I'm drunk as Fuck and I love you anon
Holy Bible I'm son very drunk
>>28082890
Thank you Eggman, but I have to know, did you love my OC? It's okay if you didn't, I just want to know.
I'm. So d5ink I don't even vst3 pleas4 send me money at my oaylaok which is [email protected] because I'm. Trying to pay off d3bt to espcpw9e. My lease and shit so hate me if you need to but I did this posyt
>snapchat
Fucking normies
>>28082984
I d3fi Italy loved it. Pleqe4 share my begging post so that everyone gates me because I can only survive in this world I'd everyone ewnt3d m3 to di3 for being a beggar leec
SO eggman who/why do you owe money?
>>28083008
>>28083043
If you show a full body pic, naked and hard, with face, I may consider sending you some money.
>>28083045
I owe 6k in credit card debt I got during Beijing unemployed
>>28078270
Mike's Hard Lemonade is top notch. If I'm going to achieve a buzz I want to drink alcohol that is savory; not try to choke down the cat piss that is known as beer.
A trillion dollar industry based off people wanting to look cool in front of their friends as everyone drinks a beverage that curdles your insides, yet everyone is forced to mask the resulting grimace so they can get laid.
You should post a photo of your ass man. Ill send you money to pay your debnts
>>28083072
Fuck that but my dick is enormous so no human could ever handle it . It's 9x7.5
>>28083086
Finally you admit this. So, you're just retarded. Good.
>>28083117
Fine, show a pic of it without face.
>>28083117
Put your money where your mouth is my man. SHOW US YOUR COCK
>>28083114
I've posted dick and ass as anon in years past so fap to random ass and dick and pretend it's mine
>>28083117
C..can I see pls eggy
Dear eggman
I saw your Snapchat, your brother seems like he's a Chad. True or false?
>>28083157
Pleeease? I'm genuinely curious. I have a feeling they're both pretty nice. The body usually counterbalances the face.
>>28083152
>>28083156
>>28083167
My dick is only shown to those who take it via penetration and it's off limits because it currently is for my gf exclusively
PS Fuck you Wendy
Trump is a shitty meme politician.
still love you though eggy
>>28077862
Hey fuck off OP Eggy probably has Lefty ideals and his folks have righty and Trump being the meme he is interests eggy enough to support it ironically like every other memer on this shit site and he's probably enjoying the reaping of his parents thinking he's become relatable let him enjoy his time with his family while America becomes a meme please. Fucking shitstorm starting shit tornado.
Pic VERY slightly upset!
>tfw will never be as popular as based eggman
though it's for good reason, my videos suck ass and I can't be bothered to make more. when I'm not working, I'm too drunk/high for any of that shit
>>28083234
>my videos suck ass
Dude, be thankful you're at least not me
>>28083222
How about your ass then?
>>28083268
your videos are way better than mine though
>>28083167
>>28083197
Here faggots.
>>28083234
Really easy get a hobby,be clean, learn to use social media and try and become relatable!
>>28083086
Didn't you make that video called the year without normies? How do you have that much saved to then that much in debt?
>>28083234
Samson how could you ever in your life ever drink out of the way because that stuff tastes so terrible I tried drinking it one time and I vomited all over the floor because it was such an awful piece of garbage.
Furthermore my brother is absolutely am sad it is super awesome and he is totally a Super Bowl and I am a Super Chat also and we come from a super sad family and I love you all very very very very much and I'm very sorry that I am a stupid stupid horrible monster person but I will always love everything love you forever and I will do whatever it takes to be a wonderful person because I hate being a total very bad person and I want to be a very nice person
>letting your memes spread into real life
Feels like /pol/tards all suffer from late onset chuunibyou
>>28083303
thats not it eggman, it is not the same res as your other pics you just posted.
>>28083314
Because Mills needs a ''''''''gf'''''''''
>>28083293
>chocovine and all the rest
>good
ONLY the dating guide is okay
>>28083303
, that is not my sausag
>>28083314
I traveled all over the entire world looking for happiness but I found nothing and now I'm even more miserable than ever was TVA>>28083332
Marriage is forever eternally memes
>>28083234
You should show your dick and butt as well. They're probably Norse deity-tier. This would be a good way to generate some additional interest in your persona.
>>28079409
>>28079569
>>28081581
tbqh if I'm still on 4chan at 30 I might as well kill myself
>>28083382
Samson has already revealed his personal all areas to the general public and I am sad that that I haven't been able to experience these particular objects but they are available for your general viewing at any time that you possibly may wish
>>28083323
god damn, you're even more drunk than I usually am. and I actually quite enjoy evan williams, especially the bottled in bond. I'll probably get a better whiskey or rum tomorrow though, as I'll be getting the three days of tips I'm owed (well, hopefully anyway, ever since the managers delegated the tip calculation to the staff, everyone's tips are getting messed up horribly)
>>28083412
W-where may I find them?
>>28078510
If he shaved his head he'd look even worse.
>Pic related: someone better looking than Eggman
>>28083363
Da'Ville Master viral I laughed so freaking hard at your chocolate vine video very few videos have been able to make me laugh as hard as yours did in comparison please continue to make videos for my angel and I will laugh at them as hard as he can I video
>>28083382
just look in the archives, you'll find them
>>28083363
still better than my autistic rambling, shaky train vids, and horrible singing
By the way I am replying via text-to-speech technology just so everybody is aware. This is the only way I can type and or respond in the way that I intend with my current level of alcohol consumption. God Bless America. Donald Trump is the savior of all mankind. I hope that all the Zionist Jewish men and women are put into internal extinctive measures. I have an enormous penis. F*** f*** I'm going to lose
>>28083455
>archive
But look at this shit though. Most of the images weren't even saved when your posts were scraped.
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/username/54m50n/tripcode/qoThYyhabg/filter/text/page/1/
>>28082890
jesus christ how mortyfying
Have you considered plastic surgery?
>>28083531
I have seen Simpsons Parts. They are super gigantic Lee enormously huge and giant. But mine are freakishly large. Most women can't even let them go inside. I need a woman that can handle up to 13 inches and 17 inches wide. I can't even describe how a gigantic. Please send me someone who can handle this. By the way if Samsung is totally cool and his model trains are the bomb diggity Diggity Diggity Diggity.
>>28077862
He's drunk and dropping mad redpills
>>28083597
Nigga go enjoy getting drunk. get the fuck off r9k
<3
>all of his posts are legible
>begs for money, barely readable
?
I am laughing so hard. Samson has been corrected to Samsung as a part of my text-to-speech talking. I can't even describe how hilarious this is to me. I am laughing so hard that my face is changing to every color of the rainbow and I'm going to destroy Israel because all the scientists Jews must be eliminated. Scientists means Zionist Jews all Zionist zionists Zionist zionists Jews must be terminated. The Holocaust was made up by propagandists and all of the things you must be exterminated.
>>28083597
His butt is most important anyway.
>no borderline mentally ill Aryan twink to cuddle and stroke from behind while my penor presses against his cheeks
>>28083433
Leave Eggy alone!
>>28083480
You're cute when you're drunk lol <<33
>>28083642
wow you are as ugly as you are annoying
kill yourself ugly subhuman
>>28083597
I can handle it bb! ;) show me it though
>>28083662
how about no
>>28083531
not my problem faggot
>>28083684
fuck you 5head, crooked eyed freak.
>>28083757
Nice b8.
I may only copulate with women who can handle 10 by 8 figures .
I am so enormous that no other female could possibly dream up ever in their entire lifetimes being subject to the two-by-four in between my legs
>>28083800
Heyy now. That's no way to talk to a lady.
You need to learn some manners Hun.
>>28083831
O.K. :(
unoriginal
>>28083642
>eggy is a pollack
of course
>>28083832
Show us your feet, cunt
>>28083832
turn off your FAS, first
>>28077862
Everyone is so deformed. Most people have one eye smaller than the other and I can't stop looking at it
>>28083832
Show us your cunt, feet
>>28083597
>Parts
Have you actually seen his ass though? I can only find this grainy picture of his cock on Google. Might it be the case that he's never actually shown his ass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKFtAQJX_bs
Jesus H. Christ...
Why would you insult the poor man's memory like this?
>>28083957
It's the chemicals the globalists keep putting in the water. Do yourself a favor and buy a Propu(TM) water filter at store.infowars.com
eggy are you a virgin
>>28083974
That's a big dick desu
>>28084027
I know, it's awful. made it because I like the song a lot, but my butchery of it is too atrocious. I will delete it soon
>>28084092
Do the Mary Ellen Carter instead.
>>28083831
are you a virgin or not you fucking ugly loser
Thanks Mr. Penis!
>>28084252
Thanks Mr. Penis
I appreciate you for what you bring
>>28084252
Thanks senor peener
>>28083757
Show us you tits with out your face
>>28083234
Make weekly liveshows
I am not a virgin. I currently have slept with approximately 6 women. I am a very normal normal person. I feel very very guilty for deceiving many people and making them think that I was something that I was not. I just felt very guilty by society and so I went on a lot of Rampages and expressed heavily the feelings I felt curly at that time. The fact of the matter is. I would like to penetrate some very loose vaginas. That could fit my enormous genitalia. I have an enormous gigantic male genitalia that most women could never dream of having. And so I seek some female who is very experienced and can handle such an enormous object. As young as possible preferably 18 - 21. And if anyone has any spare change to throw my way since I am currently in a very depressed stressed station they may as well had to gotten old and you will like him.
>>28084252
Thanks MR. Penis!
I accept your gracious gift
>>28083380
Doesnt your angel make you happy?
>>28085057
She took your two by four when she was only 17
>>28079628
please fuck off and kill yourself you fucking cunt
>>28084937
what would I do in them? I am a boring, fat alcoholic, I'd just be saying barely coherent random bullshit. no one wants that, at least not from some ugly, boring fat fuck like me
Anyone have that picture of eggman where he looks really feminine.
Like a little girl.
>>28085213
I would watch you eat a meal desu. Other people might want to see you do things. Should probably ignore anything involving a toothbrush or a toy train.
>>28085057
You expect compassion from others yet you deny us your dick? Do you not know how it works?
>>28085276
are you talking about this one?
original
can someone do a cum tribute to this pic?
thx
>>28085540
Why can't you do it yourself?
>>28085563
Because I need a penis to do that.
>>28085563
i don't have a printer desu
>>28085674
squirt on it, bitch
What is eggys youtube channel again?
>>28085746
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn1fwrq_QO0WkzBjdIM-8uQ
original
Hey guys what is up in this place tonight?
>>28085796
saddness
>>28085717
that's just pee you degenerate
>>28085796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqnmkChcgxo
If only it was real :(
>>28084252
Thanks Mr. Penis
+1in
>>28085849
>calling someone a degenerate
>on /r9k/
kek gb2 leddit you newfag
>>28085674
>femanons existing
Post-op mtf please leave
>>>/lgbt/
>>28085910
that was a troll post you idiot
i replied to you here >>28085717
>>28085973
My post was a meme post you idiot
i replied to you here >>somenumbersafter2808
Is eggman secretly a genius of our generation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzciKa3Aocw
>>28086073
it didn't link to anything
try again
>>28079584
Joke's on you, I can't get any lonelier
>>28082154
Who /hillary/ here?
Tbqh, free trade deals are incredible for NEETs. They lower tendie costs and the only downside is they eliminate factory jobs, which allows more people to live the NEET life.
huh
whats happenin
