Court is now in session for the case of Anon vs state. Defense, prosecution, are you both ready?
I plead the fifth
The defense is ready, honorable judge Jakuzure.
>>28077866
Shut your whore mouth. We don't want you incriminating yourself again.
I POOPED MY PANTS AGAIN JUDGY CAN I CALL MY MOMMY?
>>28077983
Go ahead. You're probably going to prison anyway.
The prosecution is ready, your honor.
>>28078037
Very well. Prosecution, you may now proceed with your opening statements.
All rise, now sit down and rise again. Court is now in session.
>>28078066
OBJECTION
Mr. Anonymous, is it true that on the night of April 20th, you were complaining about >tfw no weed-smoking gf?
>>28078167
My client doesn't need to answer that.
>>28078180
But I think he wants to, unless he has something to hide. ;)
>>28078180
Not yet, but he will soon
got a feelin i been here b4....
>>28078167
No. Weed-smoking is degenerate, and any girl who smokes it should be burnt at the stake.
I seriously wouldn't mind just pressing my nose against Nonon's asshole while she lies around and ignores me and just farts whenever she pleases
>>28078376
THEN WHY DID WE CATCH YOU MASTURBATING TO TRAP PORN?! THE ULTIMATE DEGENERACY!
>>28078439
O-order in the court!
>>28078473
What? No! Lawyer get me out of this!
>>28078522
Please, your honor, just let me sit behind you and sniff your asshole and maybe even your pussy a little while you preside over this case. Please. I'll be a good boy if you do.
>>28077811
I'd like to plead guilty and request the death penalty
NORMIES WILL HANG
THE DAY OF ROPE IS COMING
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28078698
>>28078759
>>28078774
Shut up! I've got this.
Mr. Pepe Poopoo Frog, that would be a crushing argument, if the trap were real! My client thinks 3d traps are disgusting and only watches 2d trap porn. She-zow, for instance, which is not degenerate at all. Therefore, he could not be the one accused of the >tfw no weed-smoking gf thread!
>>28078842
Man Shezow was so fucking bad I'm still angry about it.
You have a premise that practically writes itself and they completely blundered it. Still to this day absolutely astonishing.
>>28078842
Does it count if I'm into furry trap porn?
>>28079013
What didn't you like about it? Orig
>>28078842
I didn't want you to back me up now was my chance to die
>>28079201
>implying anyone ever gets the sentence they want
I charge Nonon Jakuzure with Criminal Virgin Shaming for not allowing my client to sniff and lick her butthole, nor even acknowledging that the request was made, despite her being fully able of granting the virgin his request.
This is a clear violation of the School Shooter Relief Act of 2019, which states that all females must perform charitable sexual acts for disadvantaged males as recognized by the Office of Lonely Virgin Surveillance.
As you all know, this sentence could lead to over 10,000 hours of community service in a NEET center for sexually disadvantaged male virgins.
>>28079395
Anon! This is your final warning! Piss me off again and I'll sentence you right here and now!
>>28079480
Please sentence me to life as your chair, with no chance of parole, and you make sure to wedge my nose right up into your butthole at least once a day while your asscheeks smother me
>>28079560
I want to masturbate to her, but my therapist said no more porn. Plus, she's a minor.
>>28079817
She might be minor, but she's got a major ass, anon, and I want it to smother me every single fucking day of my life forever.
