ITT: Your deepest darkest secrets.I used to molest my blind sister when we were kids.
>>28077669
damn, that's hot.
Describe the molestation process.
I was raped by my dad and got pregnant with his child. I had the baby but I put it up for adoption because I was only 14 at the time. I hope I can see him again one day..
>>28077844
Did you like daddy's cummies?
>>28077844
this is also hot
goddamn
I like to go to rummage sales around my state to buy loli clothing. Once I get home I get rid of everything but the panties. I've been doing this for years now and my collection has gotten out of control...
I've spent most of my adult life fantasizing about cock and posting on 4chan.
>>28077844
Was babby born with any problems?
>>28077973
No, he's perfectly healthy and fine. The family lets me know every now and then how he's doing.
>>28077906
Post collection pic pls
>>28078055
How old is the kid now?
>>28077669
i dont really have one that would shock 4chan.
>>28078086
He's 9 right now. He'll be 10 in a couple months.
>>28077844
Did it feel for good at the time? Describe it
>>28077844
Are you going to approach him when he's an adult and tell him you're his mother?
>>28078072
Here you go anon. I have at least 200 pairs, probably 300+
>>28078231
No..I don't have any right to call myself his mother, I'm just a woman. His parents will tell him he's adopted when he's older and he'll decide on his own whether to come to me or not. I don't deserve to see him so I'm not going to try and invade in his life. He'll probably resent me when he finds out.
>>28077906
>>28078317
Nice!
Couldn't you find something a bit sexier than toddler clothes though?
>>28078317
you can sell those on ebay more money
me and my coworker at goodwill would joke around that each shit and pussy stained pair of panties we found was probably around 10-20$
>>28077669
Not this anon, but from a bombshell someone dropped in a imouto thread.
>>28077669
I'm hoping you are not this anon.
>>28077844
are you a girl?
want to be my gf?
>>28078346
I have a loli panty fetish, so no.
>>28078410
I'd rather not risk it.
>>28078417
What a scum aniki.
i used to shampoo and condition my pubes
>>28078317
Why do you have so many? What do you do with them?
>>28079221
I have so many because I've been doing this since like 2012. I fap with them.
>>28079236
Do you wash them? Will you give them to your wife's daughter?
>>28079263
I wash them after I fap into them. I will never have a wife or daughter and I'd never want either.
anyone got any good stories about jerking off in public? Doesn't have to be anything crazy, just the reasoning behind it.
>>28079298
This was just posted on a (now deleted) /jp/ thread:
I used to peg my ex bf five or six times a month. I'd cram my panties or a ball gag in his mouth, get my mistress outfit on and make him my bitch. Weird how it all started as his idea too but I really did take a liking to it towards the end. relationship kinda fell apart too because of it, he just turned into a completely submissive person in bed, like I don't mind slapping you around and being in control sometimes but I don't want to take the lead ALL THE TIME. just like you I also wanna get tossed around and ravaged in bed.
>>28078317
Are you that faggot who posted something similar on /b/ a couple of months ago?
>>28079896
do you think it's because women are innately submissive?
>>28078317
Is it weird that my first thought was that you're disrespecting the panties by putting them in that garbage bag? They should be folded up in a drawer.
>>28080556
i had same thought
>>28080556
Dont question hoarders. There comes a point where you cant keep things tidy.
>>28077669
Ain't got no secrets, i am a pretty boring person.
>>28077844
That's pretty sad senpai.
I hit a parked police car that was creeping on the side of the road. I was unharmed but the officer was messed up pretty bad.
He was still alive but instead of calling for help I killed him with his own gun and went home.
My car was fucked up but I was able to drive it home. This happened a while ago.
>>28077669
Is your sister cute and will she date me?
>>28081444
Thanks for the kekaroos, anon.
>>28077669
that's really awful. how did she turn out?
>>28077844
this is also really awful.
>>28081444
Why would you do that?
robloxx
I don't actually enjoy anything, I just pretend I do because otherwise I'd spend all my time on 4chan
>>28077669
I wish my family would be killed because their insurance money is worth more to me than their lives
>>28081659
Because I didn't want to deal with the aftermath. He was basically dead already, and I saw his gun on the passenger seat and before I thought it through I just grabbed it and fired 3 rounds into his brain.
I still have his gun, it's a smith and Wesson 9mm mp shield.
>>28081771
What if he could have lived?
>>28081815
He was barely conscious and breathing. He could have lived but I didn't want to deal with reporting it.
It was a deserted back road I don't know why he was even there in the first place.
>>28081444
>>28081771
>>28081868
If that's a true story, how on earth do you feel safe confessing it on 4chan? Also, are you Mexican or Black?
>>28081868
Do you feel any guilt or regret about it?
>>28081771
If this is true, what's life like living in a dark comedy film?
>>28081905
Yeah I felt really guilty at first. I was paranoid for weeks but nobody came after me so I know I got away with it.
>>28081895
I'm safe here becauseit's completely made up, you snooping bastages. Not so bored now? Did you like the MP shield reference? I looked up common police pistols for my story :).
>>28081995
>I-I was just trolling
>>28081995
>it's completely made up
Why did you have to ruin the fun?
>>28082035
Nice tabs kiddo. How about I reverse report you?
>>28078324
He might idealize you instead. Hard to say which would be worse.
>>28077844
>>28078055
>>28078324
You sound like you love your kid a great deal. In my opinion you were a great mom because you gave him a better chance at life so I think you have every right to call yourself his mom. He probably wouldn't agree right away but I think he'd change his mind once he knew the full story, don't beat yourself up.
>>28082064
>Time is 03:49
Obviously not a real image, it hasn't been :49 in nearly an hour. Scared you were really reported?
>>28081995
>made up
Godspeed Anon. I do wish the Internet was still the way it used to be, where people could make up these kinds of stories and it would be guaranteed that nothing would come of it. On the other hand though, they probably get tips about thousands of these made up coolstories on a daily basis and have some intuition about sorting fiction from truth.
>>28082098
because other than that nothing at all is off about that image
>>28082098
Oh shit I just reported you directly to hirohito.
>>28080556
What would be weirder: finding a dresser in someone's house full of little girl panties, or finding a trash bag full of them? For that matter, I wonder which someone would be more likely to stumble upon.
>>28082192
If you don't have a daughter they're both pretty weird.
You fags know that admins can distinguish your posts right?
>>28082064
did you not realize that that is a common image here and its not real?
My brother used to rape me and I kind of miss it cause when he did it, those were the only times I felt like someone cared for me.
>>28082252
How cute were you? Did you use to dress/act like a girl?
>>28081771
Police don't carry M&P Shields you fucking retarded faggot. Is your life that shit you have to make up something that stupid for (You)s?
>>28082243
Tfw I've become too good at this and even the admins get confused and trolled.
I have a strong urge to eat other peoples flesh. I am skellymode currently and am constantly hungry even if i eat normal food.
>>28082073
What do you mean?
>>28082081
I do love him. Even though I didn't spend much time with him, I've missed him all this time. His parents send me pictures of him and I have them everywhere in my house. I would give anything to see him again and hold him. It's hard not to beat myself up, even considering the circumstances I feel like I failed him. I knew it was the right decision and I knew I wouldn't be a good mother so I ignored my feelings and did what was best for him. Deep inside I just feel a deep regret and self hatred though and I don't think it'll ever go away. The other half of me is happy he's being taken cared of and happy though so it's like a happy-sad feeling.
>>28082304
What you're thinking? You're right. It will satiate you. Start with blood bags. Make yourself a nice sausage.
>>28077669
i beat my mom and broke her arm once
>>28082317
God damn, just murder his family. You'll be the sole living family member and custody will be handed over to you. There, was that so hard?
>>28082317
Honestly instead of him hating you, it's more surprising that you don't hate him. It must be said that he's a rape baby. He's the spawn and constant reminder of that terrible thing that happened to you. I think a lot of girls would resent their child if that's how it came to be.
>>28082270
I was just pretty shy/submissive in general. And he used to compliment my looks, which I kind of liked and also miss tbqh.
>>28082340
don't encourage him
hiffrobot
>>28082371
That's very mean thinking, anon. They're very nice people. Plus I gave up all my parental rights so legally I'm not even family, I'm as good as a stranger.
>>28082388
That's a petty reason to hate a child. It's not his fault that's how he came to be. I see it more like something precious came out of something terrible. I don't really associate him with that thing anyway, it's unfair to him. I love him regardless.
i indirectly killed my sister's cat.
>>28082317
>What do you mean?
I mean, he might have all these ideas about how you're somehow the perfect mother he always wanted. It's pretty common with adopted kids, I think.
>>28082515
I don't like you. How could you?
>>28082498
What happened to your dad by the way, did you ever report him for rape?
>>28082530
that's makes two of us. plus i said indirectly. i didn't know it would actually drown.
>>28078504
>I was raped by my da and got pregnant with his child
>are you a girl?
>>28077844
I hope you reported your father or something.
>>28082498
You're a goddess anon, I wish you all the best in life
>>28082592
Stop. I didn't want to know!
>>28082517
Oh, I hope not. I can't live up to those expectations. I doubt he will though, his mother is a great person. I'm not even as good as her.
>>28082567
He's in jail because of drugs. I never reported him, I was a dumb kid back then and I still loved my dad. I didn't want to send him away. I probably won't talk to him ever again though.
When I was in 8th grade, I tripped a girl and she broke her arm. She didn't know it was me. She had to quit volleyball because of it. She invited me to her birthday party, too.
>>28077669
i molested a chick on the greyhound until she felt my 9 incher and she started stroking it instead of panicking. this is proof all womens are whores
>>28082630
well at least someone besides me knows now. i remember my parents crying when they saw the kitty floating. my dad loves animals so it probably hit him the most.
>>28082498
>tfw you're adopted but your real mother didn't give a shit about you and doesn't ever want to see you
anyone here ever accidentally or otherwise waste someone?
>>28082759
Your foster mom cares about you though, right? Isn't that what matters?
I once hugged my sister in bed whilst wanking to the human contact, she was too young to remember, also used to compare how wide me and my brother could open our assholes, it is never spoken of for obvious reasons
>>28082829
It's just not the same. She's a great mom but it's just not the same.
>>28077844
Does your kid look like a incest kid
Also you shouldnt tell him that if u ever see him it could fuck him up
>>28082317
You sound like the type of mom that would fall in love with her own son after they meet up after 20 years.
>>28082592
What the fuck did you do and why did you think it was a good idea?
>volunteer at youth center a few years ago
>mostly elementary school kids, a few older kids mostly black
>one little autistic white kid there that was always a target for the rednecks and blacks
>report card day, he's nearly in tears because his teacher is requesting a conference
>do my usual duties around there, handing out snacks to the kids, making sure none of them gets hurt, supervising them on the playground
>go back inside to use the restroom
>see that autistic kids report card peeking out of his unzipped backpack
>pull it out, crumple it up in a childlike manner and leave it on top of the trashcan
>go about the rest of the night as normal
>his aunt comes to pick him up at the end of the day and asks to see his report card
>he legitimately can't find it, starts hyperventilating
>eventually one of the other volunteers finds it in the trash, everyone thinks that he tried to hide it
>Aunt drags him through the parking lot by the arm while he's kicking and screaming and crying his eyes out, only around 6-7 years old mind you
>got kicked out of afterschool programs, his issues continued to worsen afterwards
>never said a word about it. Kid didn't show up for weeks
>when he returned I let him borrow my 3DS to soothe my conscience
>>28083112
Kek. You'd think they'd cut him a break since he's autistic
>>28083183
he was also one of the few white kids in a mostly black elementary school, so he also had alot of other issues.
>>28082970
He doesn't, he looks completely normal. There's nothing wrong with him at all thankfully. At least nothing that's obviously apparent.
He has a right to know who his biological father is so I need to tell him if he ever asks. It wouldn't be right to conceal that from him. Plus he might need to know for the future if some health problems ever show up.
>>28083206
I heard inbred people have problems with fertility often times.
I had sexual relations with 2 of my step sisters and would sleep and cuddle with my older sister.
I also killed and tortured wild animals, and would torture the family dog
Looking back, shit was weird
I'm a homosexual
Pretty tame given the stuff in this thread.
>>28083318
Why is that secret? Just be open about it.
>>28083256
He's still too young to say but hopefully he's okay.
im a piece of shit that spent his good years not appreciating them, and exaggerating about shit that wasnt really that bad to use an excuse to sit on my ass
now, im no longer exaggerating and living absolute hell because i gave myself tinnitus
literally: if you cant handle the heat, get out of the kitchen
i talked my whole life about the heat i couldnt stand, when i really could, and it wasn't even that hot
now, it's burning like pure hellfire itself, and i can't cope with it
not even a secret, just the fact that i am the pinnacle of failure and am living the consequences of my actions and can't deal with them
I'm 27 doing it with my 13 yr old sis since she was 9
>>28077844
What you do if your son ends up having feelings for you?
>>28083488
Congratulations, you're a child molestor
>>28077669
this is my fantasy!!!!!!!!
MORE DETAILS ON ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28081444
Did you yell 'JUSTICE FOR TREYTREY'?
>>28083506
she likes it
it's so great having done her pre and post puberty start
>>28083574
you're my hero
keep up the good work
>>28083505
I think if she had a baby with her son, it would most assuredly turn out as some mutant baby.
>>28082064
I think that was intentional. Pretty funny, but fake. He wasn't on a website, just googling.
I wish I was a man's sex slave so I could cook and clean for him like a wife and that I'd regularly get gangraped, beaten, castrated, pissed on, tortured, spanked into obedience and then forced to survive on nothing but jizz until I cannibalized myself and starve to death. Then I want my dead body to be raped and for my head to be preserved in jizz jello. The rest of my body will be turned into ash, eaten by a morbidly obese feminist and then shit back out into my maggoty mouth. I want to be impregnated as many times as possible while alive and for all of my bastard children to be conditioned into sex slaves and to be taught nothing else and for them to bear hundreds of children that will start a cult dedicated to fulfilling the pepe prophecy of a post-ironic universe. The men will be castrated and kept as cats and be forced to go to cat school. They will grow into an unstoppable force and conquer the world. Once we have complete control we will send all of the black people and anime in existence to the moon and leave it there for other life forms to stumble upon. Then we will nuke the entire earth and collectively erase our existence through mass suicide.
>>28083650
Pure love will overcome genetics and churn out lovely incest babies.
>>28077669I eat shit. Not in huge chunks obviously, and copro stuff on the internet disgusts me, but the taste is not that bad.
>>28079298
I used to squeeze my tip for like 40 minutes in class until I eventually came. Once I outright fapped in a bus, with a jacket over my dick so that I would be more discrete. This was in year 9. I eventually gave it up, and wouldn't do it today, for moral reasons.
>>28078145
time to /ss/ and complete the cycle
>>28083574
Do your parents know
>>28082767
When I was in middle school two bikers broke into my dad's house while i was visiting him (he was a biker too) to kill him and I mostly killed one with a bat.
>>28082304
>skellymode
drink your calories, it'll help bulking.
And quit that disgusting urge, see someone to fix you or something.
>>28083692
>regularly get [...] castrated
I have never fapped to anything besides the mental image of giving oral sex to a girl
true beta tier
>>28083780
you did what you had to do, the world thanks you for that
>>28079077
Why'd you stop?
>>28083745
nope. summer is coming up to. school's going to be out and we can be home alone all day while our parents work
>>28083891
>invoking some shitty lame hentai fantasy
Now, I'm 100% sure you're full of shit
>>28083112
You're a faggot.
Why do people here prey on the weak, many of you were in that position as well. I cant stand shit like this.
>>28083929
>grooming little sister is an unachievable hentai fantasy
ok buddy. I just wish she had more attractive friends to have a threesome with.
>>28083983
Is it really grooming if you've already done the sex
>>28084041
I thought the sex was part of it. oh well
I did an embarassing video when I was 14 and I'm terrified of it resurfacing one day
>>28083856
hahha I aim to please ladies ;) hahahhhh
Shut up, you attention-seeking fuckwit.
>>28083856
my true nigga. stay pure friend
>>28083454
how did you get tinnitus?
>>28084098
I'm in a very similar situation.
My shit was taken from me and thrown online. I had to leave my last job because someone leaked the shit to the site I worked at. Coworkers were fucking with me and I complained to HR and basically left after three months of ambiguous harrassment.
It really sucks knowing the fuckers have ammunition of blackmailing evidence that can ruin my career with people anywhere I go.
I am going to my grave empty handed. I mean, fuck people are rotten.
>>28084419
Did you fuck a skunk
>>28084231
What no I'm not trying to seek any attention with the reply I'm literally just responding to the thead topic. I don't even "aim to please" or whatever it's just a dumb fetish.
>>28084313
you too
>>28078145
Seriously, I hope everything goes well in your life dealing with this. I'm sorry to hear that this happened to you. Best wishes.
>>28082317
You're an amazing person anon. Keep your chin up, things will change and hopefully get better. I wish you the best.
>>28084447
you know me senpai. i just fapped the fuck from a 3d otako on omegle until she cut shit short cus i felt the thirst and she skipped my shit as soon as i asked for skype. 9 inches of dick can only take you so far senpai
I let my wife fuck a tall black dude
>>28084660
meanwhile i cried because a girl didn't respond to my skype message
what the fuck is wrong with me
>>28077669I have sex with my 19 year old brother and have been doing it for 4 years now
I can't tell this secret to anyone besides you guys ;_;
>>28084872
How old are you? Do you top or bottom?
>>28084872
How are his blowjoabs?
>>28084911
20 now
>>28084960
There really sweet,he licks the balls and shaft nicely. I give better blow jobs though- always making him cum
>>28082317
I'll never understand how women get so attached to babies. They barely count as people.
>>28077844
Are you going to continue the cycle? Every boy needs a sexy mommy in his life.
i fucked my cousin once, wasnt entirelty consensual but i like to believe she ended up enjoying it atleast a little because this was years ago and i havent heard anything since.
>>28083780
mostly?
you mean turned him into a vegetable?
That's fucking awesome, I'm proud of you
>>28084383
didn't put earpro when someone shot a gun off near me a single time
>>28085772
Same.
Not as uncommon as you think.
>>28084441
This post made me die of laughter I have no idea why.
>tfw scared to post your secret
>>28083112
Tell his aunt the truth.
It will clear your conscience and give you closure. Im sure she will be understanding
When I eat sausages I pretend Im Armin Meiwes eating penises
I have an unusually large clitoris, like it's a mini-penis.
>>28086009
Pics
oreos
>>28086009
Has any guy you fucked given your clitpenis a blow job?
>I'm an incest baby
>I was molested by my cousin growing up
>I've been struggling with suicidal thoughts and depression since I was 14
>I used to do incest roleplay with a hooker I would hire every month
>I lost an eye to cancer 2 years ago and haven't told anyone
>I'm probably going to kill myself when my cat dies
Mostly pretty tame stuff for this kind of thread.
>>28083488
more details!
first time and all other DETAILS!!!!!!!!!!
I'm addicted to interracial cuckold porn.
>>28086142
Do you wear an eye patch?do you sex the cat
>>28086190
>Do you wear an eye patch?
No. I got a glass eye not long after they took out the real one. That plus sunglasses makes it less obvious.
>do you sex the cat
No, he's just my best friend. My best friend growing up had a cat, and her cat had kittens, so she gave me one, and I still have him. He's my little buddy.
>>28082317
Maybe not all femanons are shit.
>>28086142
No you're not... you still have distant relatives that can fuck you in the ads, mouth, and now your eye
>>28086142
What's life like without an eye? Is your depth perception messed up or does your brain somehow account for it? Legitimately curious.
>>28086323
No I'm not what?
>>28086142
I feel bad for you dude. Hope you find some happiness in life
>>28086142
how fucked up is your family tree anon? are you the only incest relative?
>>28082843
How did gaping yourselves become a thing, and how old were you guys?
>>28086339
Mine was never great to start with, but it's messed with it, yeah. The biggest effect is on my driving. Have to look around a lot more to compensate for the great big blind spot I have.
>>28086350
It's too late for that, man. My cat's the closest thing I have to a friend anymore, and there's nobody I can talk to. I always take deaths hard to start with, but losing him is going to be the death of me. I've had days in the last month where I considered ending it, but without him there'll be nothing keeping me here.
>>28086368
As far as I know I'm the only one. There could be others I don't know about. I'm just the product of two siblings.
>>28086381
If someone threw you a baseball, could you catch it?
>>28077669
I masturbate one of my best girl friends, but she has a boyfriend and i'm constantly in fear that she could decide to tell him everything and I get my ass kicked by him,
>>28086406
Maybe. I was never very coordinated, either. If they threw it from my left I wouldn't even see it coming, though. From the right, I could probably catch it. I've got a rubber ball I toss around when I'm bored. Helps me get better at catching things. Only downside is I've developed a habit of tossing everything that way. When I'm putting groceries away or getting spices out or anything like that, I'm habitually tossing and catching them like they're my ball.
>>28086438
Awesome. If you can't tell, I'm weirdly fascinated by people that have lost some part of their body and how the brain copes with it. Got any other super powers?
>>28085938
>afraid of secrets getting out on an anonymous image board
fuck off then
>>28086517
Not that I know of, no. I guess I'm just decent at compensating for it.
I've gotten most of my friends from personas and fake pictures
Guilt over being a fake POS haunts me because I really care about them, and I feel like shit for having lied but I'm too much of a pussy to tell them because I don't wanna lose them
>>28083692
this post sounds like what poets who try & fail to write like unstable psychopaths want to emulate, but you actually achieve it. i felt a real emotional reaction, but not disgust or pleasure or anything similar. thanks anon
>>28083856
this is c*te
>>28083112
you may have just made a future robot.
I hope you're proud
>>28086517
I've lost some of my hearing and have a horrific screaming in my head now and my brain isn't coping with it at all
I have to cope manually by thinking about suicide all the time
>>28086142
what do you mean by haven't told anyone? like haven't told anyone you've seen in real life?
>>28085428
My smug folder can't describe this smug
>>28086748
Is your super power the fact that you haven't offed yourself yet?
>>28086751
I mean the only people who know are me and my doctor. My parents don't know. Their parents don't know. My cousins, aunts, uncles, none of them know. Haven't told anyone at work, either. I just took all my vacation time at once and by the time I came back I had the glass eye.
Well, I've got like 30 kids from donating sperm for beer money when I was younger. One day I'm going to bring along the pictures I got from their moms to a family gathering, just in case my parents decide to ask me (again) when I'm going to give them grandkids.
Molested by mother. Used to touch my dick in the dark and have me make out with her when I was very young.
I told my therapist about this and I think I'm still sorting it out. 15+ years after it happened I kept it surpressed, then one day it just randomly dawned on me that what happened wasn't normal.
>>28086769
Won't be for long
I masturbated one time by using my little sister's electric toothbrush as a vibrator and fantasized about tribbing with her and making out.
I gave my brother night terrors
I don't feel bad about it
>>28086843
You that pedophile lesbian SJW bitch?
>>28086843
thats really hot can i date and fuck you
>>28077669
I'm actually always afraid people will hurt my feelings.
>>28086851
How do you give someone night terrors?
>>28086851
I used to wake my brother up on random days by telling him it was Christmas. It was fuckin' hilarious.
>July, he's 6 years old or so
>wake him up
>"Come on get up it's Christmas!"
>he gets really happy
>runs out to the living room
>no tree
>no presents
>no snow outside
>just gets a confused look on his face
>mfw
I dated my most recent ex because I was lonely and wanted sex. When I finally broke up with her I told her that and that her face made having sex difficult since she looks like her dad. Pretty much destroyed any self-esteem she had, now she's a shut-in at home with no friends. Feelsgoodman.
>>28086865
probably not i don't fuck people really.
>>28086861
nah, i'm not a lesbo. also we're only like 3 years apart(13 and 16 at the time) so idk if I counts as pedophilia really
>>28086878
You hit them a lot with objects
He does mma so I'm not sure why he is afraid when I'm a worthless neet but he was always a nervous person
>>28086929
how about dating i need a gf to wallow in misery with
I once met a 49 year old man from craigslist and made out with him while he jerked me off. I could never wash the shame off
>>28086975
maybe. we can wallow in misery together for sure. skype?
Incest relationship with mom, we live as a couple.
>>28086801
devastate your parents in one shot.
i like it
>be teenager
>be in relationship
> work with children
>gf isn't satisfying
>see qt little girl
>get boner
> what the fuck.jpeg
>guess I'm a pedo
What do anon? I don't want to touch a kid that's fucked up
>>28086918
you cute bitch!
>>28087003
ill email you it, do you have a throwaway
>>28087040
I'm kind of looking forward to it. Pull out a picture, read off the name and date of birth, hand it over to them. Then when I'm through all the kids, just ask them if that's enough grandkids yet.
>>28087045
I know it's your job, but can't you just take fucking break?
>>28086984
How old were you? Was he hard? Did you cum?
>>28087056
Oh, I know. It was so mean but I laughed my ass off.
>>28086771
oh, i assumed you had an eyepatch or it was somehow more visible. makes sense.
>>28087003
[email protected]
hit me up we can suffer together
hello darkness my old friend
>>28087144
>20
>yes
>y-yes ;-;
>>28087003
Hit me up too, I'm just looking for friends
tfwnodomgf at gmail
I'll give you my Skype from there if you'd prefer
I have no secrets because no one knows me
>>28087404
were you hard
>>28087418
I came so yes
>>28077844
Fuck off my board roastie , that's what you get for not keeping your legs closed
>>28084589
Get a load of this faggot rofl
>>28087003
p-pls
origina cmomoment
>>28086801
you must have great genes to be selected that much
>>28082340
I didn't donate blood for my mom's surgery but I would gladly donate blood for canijbalannon
>>28087151
I want to wake you up during a nap with a terrible scare and before you process anything fuck the shit out of you.
>>28087404
Oh anon..I onced erped with a 40 year old when I was 15he knew
;_;
I fucked/raped my aunt for years.
Now some cuck is raising my kid with her.
Kind of proud of it desu
>>28087648
Don't worry anon. We will take these secrets of gayness to the grave. You, me and everyone in this thread.tfw getting desperate enough to do gay shit again
>>28087694>gay;~;almost met up with one desu
Married a 14-year-old girl
>thought I had no good secrets to share
>read through the thread trying to come up with something good
>suddenly, repressed memories of being molested by my older brother are coming back
T-thanks guys
>>28087023
make videos please
>>28087045
an onahole and loli hentai would suffice
>>28087736
What fucking country are you in where the marrying age is still 14-16
Medieval ass nigga
>>28087802
>its le 2016
Fuck off.
I constantly masturbate to the thought of raping my oneitis and getting pregnant with his child then trapping him forever.
>>28087844
Eat shit
Literally where the fuck is it normal to do that
Not even about the current year, that's some fucked up bygone era shit
>marrying 14 year olds
Fuck off pedo
I had a very autistic friend growing up. I was forced to be friends with him because his mother and my mother were best friends. He couldn't speak or act normal at all.
>one night when I was sleeping over his house, I slept on the floor
>I wake up to him licking my asshole
>feels good
>let him do it sometimes
>one day, I decide to try to get him to suck my dick
>he breaths on it and licks it
I'm not even gay. I just wanted to know what it felt like getting your dick sucked.
The kids mother was a very cute British redhead lass. She moved to America as a teenager. She used to fondle my dick and balls when I was younger and she gave me and her son a bath. One day, she licked my balls and dick and sucked on it for a good ten minutes. She told me to grab her tits and I did. Then she laid down on the ground and told me to lick her vag while her son played in the bath. I did. I licked her for a long while.
Whenever I slept over her house, she would wear no shirt or bra so I could see her nipples. She used to have me lay in her bed and suckle her tits like a baby while we watched tv or something.
My mother and her ended up having a falling out and not being friends anymore. The British lass ended up moving in to a house owned by two Middle Eastern guys and literally being their sex slave in return for having a place to stay for her and her two severely autistic sons. She does hard drugs now.
It's a real shame how she just gave herself completely to a father and son team like that.
>tfw no deep, dark secret
>tfw whole life has been a boring one
Me and my sister used to share a bed. She used to feel me up and play with my genitals while I was "asleep". I let her do it at first because I was a horny teenage boy for the first part and sometimes she made me cum and even if I thought it was wrong I was a degenerate hentai-masturbater who loved having a girl touch my junk, and later i let her do it because I realized what kind of trouble she'd be in if I admitted what she did or ackowledged being aware of what she did to me so I just didn't say anything because she never hurt me or did anything that made me resent her so I kept my mouth shut whiile she did what she did. But she got arrested for messing with other boys and I never heard from her since but I thinfk my parent keeps in contact with herl. I think enabliig her was probably bad in the long run and it's something I regret, I kind of dream of just telleing her no the first time she reached down my pants so shed recosnder what she was doing and maybe wouldnt end up where she is
I ejaculate onto random girls in public.
>>28077669
I don't have secrets because I don't give a fuck. I've beaten a puppy once. Fucked some animals and assorted fruit. I covered an entire two story house in talcum powder when I was like six.
>>28087760
ARE YOU AN IMOUTO?!
>>28088005
Maybe if you gave her D properly, she wouldn't have to go around molesting other kids.
Ever thought about that?
>>28087023
GIVE MORE DETAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST TIME!?
ANAL?!
LOVEMAKING?!
WHAT LED UP TO IT!?!?!
>>28088096
TELL THAT FUCKER BRO!
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING!
>>28088005
NOT GIVING HER THE FUCKING OF A LIFETIME AND HAVING HER WORSHIP YOU...
you make me sick...
>>28087890
>normal
LE CURRENT YEAR
Fuck off redditshit
>>28088115
Well it's not the first time posting details, but we've been together as a couple for about seven years now. At first it was just a fling for us but in having our first child unplanned we decided to become a proper couple.
First time I take it to mean full sex, but it was a good amount of time and buildup for us that penetrative sex was one of the few things we hadn't done. Anal is something we've done but neither of us are fans of it. Lovemaking is more like it though it's not easy to find the time or chance with the kids these days. We try to keep an active love life but setting aside hours for sex or intimacy is easier said than done. Leading up to it is complicated but I could go into more detail if there was anything else you wanted to know. Within the bounds of keeping our secret of course.
>>28087765
That's crossed our mind for our own benefit but not in any way that can demonstrate our being related. To clarify since we live as a normal couple, any other husband or wife, mother or father, there's no way we can show being mother and son that any other couple couldn't try to claim or imitate. Not without risk to ourselves I think.
> tfw not sure if my life was just uneventful or if I have repressed memories of something dreadful I did
>all these normalfags with sisters they had sexual relations with
Fuck off
I'd kill to have had a sister
