Have you ever had sex?
Did you like it?
>>28075953
No and non-applicable.
>offer my girlfriend a massage
>slowly undress her during the process, telling her I don't want to get lotion on her clothes
>eventually just wind up fucking her till we fall asleep
sex is the best stress reliever come finals
>>28075953
Yeah and yeah but its really not as good as people make it out to be.
>>28075953
Had sex a few times with a fat chick I was dating a few years ago.
Didn't particularly enjoy it and would finish jerking myself off almost every time. Sex is overrated, smells bad and is too much work for the same reward you could get fapping with a high quality onahole.
>>28076029
lewd, anon!
It's pretty good. It's not better than a want though...just different.
I nut harder from sex though.
Sex is highly overrated
Biggest source of deception, frustration, misunderstanding and insecurity
>>28076090
>>28076805
Same, sex is like a nice treat but it's not all it's hyped up to be.
I'd rather have a nice steak dinner right now than get fucked to be honest.
Once you have a long term girlfriend you understand why Al Bundy always avoided sex with his hot wife.
>>28075953
>Have you ever had sex?
Yes
>Did you like it?
No
>>28075953
Yeah I fucking love it, though not so much the physical part as much as the emotional "a woman wants me and I'm pleasing her" part.
Yeah a few times, but it's not really that great, every time I finish I feel really empty inside
Honestly it's much more pleasurable when its just me, weed and some porn
Plus girls have this stench on them post sex that gets in my skin and smells so fucking gross, sometimes it takes a few showers to get it out
so based on last time, I'm fine never having sex again, too much work/risk and emptiness rather than just fapping
>>28075953
Its amazing, truly gods gift to the earth. After i cum inside a chick i feel absolutely nothing for her tho, kinda sucks.
>>28075953
not with every woman
>>28075953
cured me of a 20 year long depression tbqh.
even if you don't enjoy sex, it's absolutely necessary to get over depression & anxiety issues. No amount of medicine or therapy can compare to penis in vagina for 5 minutes.
>>28075953
Yeah.
When you fuck a girl you don't really care about it's just marginally better than a fleshlight. Of course it's coll to feel her body for the first time, but the novelty wears off.
Fucking a girl you love is amazing, at least if she's into it too. But never forget that she can't love you back as much as you love her. Women operate on a different biological progamming and will gravitate to chads when they ovulate. If you don't emit chad signals she will inevitably tire of you.
>>28077067
is this "cured me of a 20 year long depression" thing a meme now? saw it several times the past hour.
Ye.
I did it again after the first time, so I clearly didn't hate it.
Though it was technically statutory rape.
>>28077176
are you a virgin? I'm telling the truth.
>>28077009
>Plus girls have this stench on them post sex that gets in my skin and smells so fucking gross, sometimes it takes a few showers to get it out
I'm a virgin and I've never heard of such a thing. Is that really for every girl? Can anyone else confirm?
>>28077067
That kills me. I'm too depressed and anxious to have sex in the first place.
>>28076029
>call a girl your "girlfriend"
>have to trick her into sex
Her bull must be fantastic
>>28077247
Confirm not every girl. He slept with a fat chick.
>>28077266
>obsessed with cuckolding
What has 4chan done to your brain?
>>28075953
Yes and it's amazing, best feeling I ever had.
After that I've been longing for more, longing for something I now how it feels but I can't have it.. It's been 10 years and I'm accepting I can't get what I long for anymore, it's just too much working against you on this.
>>28075953
It felt like an unsatisfying physically exhausting wank.
Maybe she was just loose, but I dont get what the hype is over.
>tfw literally can not imagine myself having sex, almost the same like not being able to imagine nothingness
This is a shitty feel that I hate feeling. Since I can remember I feel permanently locked out of certain things, like sex.
I can't even imagine how it feels to think normally of sex and have it often and shit.
