What's the ideal woman?
Personality wise she is flawless, appearance wise I could go for something else but she is the closest I have to an ideal woman.
>>28075917
my gf
notoriginal
>>28075917
Ideally..
>>28075917
Appearance wise, that woman is pretty closeI'd actually like even bigger boobs
Personality wise, someone likeHelen Keller or Rosa Luxemburg
>>28075917
Pizza. She has everything you would want.
>Cute.
>Feminine penis.
>Can bring the bantz.
>Slut.
>Has daddy issues.
>Likes to be chocked and dominated.
What's not to love in there? Perfect sex slave material.
OP's mother
Right here.f
Ones who prefer personality over looks
One that's into mehasn't happened yet
2D
yuno how it is
Illya or Kuro
>>28075917
A woman with a penis
one who isn't fat
>>28077096
G-ghost girls?
pic related, qt and with a great bum and small boobs
>>28076648
m'comrade
>>28077103
Or in other words, a man. If you want to be real about it.
>>28075917
There isn't one because the absolute ideal is also absolutely subjective.
You could probably work out the basic aspects of a woman that pretty much everyone wants; the skill floor, as it were; but the skill ceiling will always be impossible to reach in all aspects.
One that you give a fuck about after you're done fucking her. Rare, but out there.
>>28076648
>likes big fat women with dried up ovaries
>Le edgy marxist man
Hellloooo reddit, good goy, a real woman has curves
pic related, an actual cute girl
10/10 imcho
>>28076867
>>28076908
>>28076648
I believe that OP posted a picture of a girl with a nice ass as if to say, "what's wrong with her ass?" or, "is her ass not good enough?", because you need an insult to make yourself look cuter, or above another, I do not find your ass cute to look at, for I see the true evil in your personality.
Then, you are the reason that maybe I would turn to a different sexuality, paedophilia included if you imagine high-dosage of your personality in reality.
OP is a Jew (I know this because I'm educated on the subject and can spot you a mile off), and is a derived paedophile for anyone who cannot find the beauty in the correct gender, and pick the normal sexuality, it is because of OP and others who are like OP, and their evilness/ugliness (disguised perverseness).
I did not post this due to insecurities, I posted as I like putting myself in ugly situations and healing problems at the source rather than scraping the surface like most anti-intelligent Jews. "Sexuality" is a lie, it adds personality to an external view, I'm not straight because I have sex with one women, I would be "straight" purely to facilitate myself into this modern society, that's socially based around sex. I am a weapon, I am built to survive, and sex bares no significance over my life when OP is not considered as relative.
>>28077238
Nice memes friend
I just like huge tits desu
>>28077145
>hory shet bruv
Me want boobies! Me want boobies! Me want suck suck Femanons let me suck boobies I'm hungwy ;________;
>>28077327
>I am a weapon, I am built to survive and sex bears no significance over my life
I love you
>>28077327
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).f
>>28077168
If it looks like a girl, its a girl regardless of genitals.
>>28075917
9/10 would wife that thickness.
Depends on who you ask
>>28075917
If you're a normie, an ideal woman is a reliable and trustworthy normie. If you're not a normie, then there's no such thing.
Or well, I should say the ideal woman is VR and Fleshlight desu.
Posting my deal woman, pls if you meet all or most of the criteria shoot me a message:
>has a few interesting hobbies (not videogames or anime or anything else uninteresting)
>very empathetic, loves to share feelings and be cared about
>does not desire marriage
>does not want children
>is alright with trying an open relationship
>is not religious
>has leftist political views
>is not a sjw
>would prefer to live broke but free rather than comfy but restrained
>>28078033
>is alright with trying an open realtionship
you like the idea of getting your dick wet around town but trust me, when she's fucking other dudes you will be one salty dog.
other than that though sounds like we have similar tastes bruv
Women with large breasts, long hair, not mindwarped, that are proficient with firearms and not afraid to use them.
>>28078615
>you will never have a sento slave
This one.Muted for 2 seconds again :^)
>>28078033
You can't live free when you're broke.
>>28075917
A cartoon teenage girl.
>>28077007
I frew up.
>>28075917Only if she can cook tho
Titcow masterrace
>>28079704
>"BRING ME CAPTAIN SOLO AND THE WOOKIE."
>>28078033
>open relationship
>liberal
Nice bait, cuck.
the ideal woman is one who has only ever seen you, you keep her locked away, she only thinks you exist so her mind can't wander thinking about other cock
>>28077096
What is this anime about?
Everything I've seen from it involves that brown girl molesting the other one.
Somebody post Milana. Do it now!
>>28075917
My gf if she had bigger tits a slightly rounder ass and blue eyes.
>>28075917
Pic related
Thank you /s/ for finding a chick that looks pretty close to my idea of perfect.
>>28075917
She has to be 2d, be pastel colored, and have hooves
>>28075917
I really wish a girl who looked like Mia did porn.
>>28076301
Normie out
Organize companies
>>28075917
she's.....a bit old don't you think?
What kind of fetishes does your ideal woman have?
>>28082955
Lactating. I want her to nourish me emotionally and literally.
Facesitting, I want to smell her ass so I can recognize her unique scent in a primal way.
>>28082955Daddy kink.
>>28075917
Bakes her opinions and cooks her thoughts instead of talking
>>28075917
Curvy and more loyal than a dog.
>>28075917
The ideal woman is non-existent. No woman in either 2D or 3D is literally perfect.
>>28075917
two X chromosomes, to be honest
>>28075917
Healthy, exciting to be around, and interested in me.
