>Anon, I'm cookin dinner tonight. What do you want? I'm not makin any frozen crap.
>>28072838
Is that peppers in his left hand, hahaha
Wait till he has to pee
>>28072838
I'll have some sausage, please.
>>28072838
stir fry peppers and tofu extra spicy please and thanks
a tossed salad would be welcome as well
Tendies are out of the question then?
>>28072906
Firstly, those are sweet peppers. Secondly, are you retarded?
>>28072838
Tossed salad and beef lo-mein, please.
>>28073128
Sweet peppers? What a pucci.
You've never touched your dick after cutting peppers? Do you even cook bruh? Ramen doesn't count
>>28072838
I'm not gay but if he told me to I'd get on my knees and suck his cock while he called be a beta bitch
>>28073187
Oh. I thought you peeing as in after digestion.
... Yeah thanks for the PTSD, btw. My poor balls :(
>Peppers
Stuffed peppers sound good.
>>28072838
Put some clothes on you sick fuck
>>28072838
I'll have some homemade chicken tendies and fries, please.
>>28072838
I'm sorry, Chad, but Tyrone invited me out to eat some fried tendies at his place. Maybe tomorrow.
>>28073215
It's probably how women feel giving birth, worst pain of my entire life so far
Wash your hands! ESPECIALLY after touching spicy food.
>>28073206
why do beta fags like being submissive so much even though "not being gay"?I agree thats a pretty nice cock btw
>>28073268
>have a sweet veggie garden as something to do in summer
>one year decide to plant habaneros
>have a couple big bushes of plump habanero peppers by the end of the season
>decide to slice and pickle them
>finish up, forgetting about it
>later, sitting on couch talking towife, watching tv
>hands migrate to balls
>...
>2 seconds later in bathroom, mounted onto the sink, running balls under faucet, begging god to kill me
>woman nearly vomiting from laughter
How about some glazed buns
>>28073484
Fuck man, my condolences
