A reminder that if you're good looking, you can't be a robot
>>28072617
>5/10 body
>6/10 face AT BEST
why live
>>28072656
6/10 face is above average
fuck off to /soc/
>>28072617
i would cuddle you all night and kiss your face and neck all over. stop fucking pretending.
Good looking robot here. Autist with no friends. I'm inside all the time I might as well look like a potato.
>>28072617
i see. Ok.
Guess i'm going back to /v/ then.
>>28072617
Here come all the undercover chads and roasties to tell you they're tru robots that are only here because "omg i'm so socially anxious and awkward xd".
>>28072764
Same here man. I could even be a chad if i lifted but it's not like anyone sees me anyways
>>28072996
"my mom tells me I'm handsome, I could be a model desu"
>>28072617
how can i tell if im good looking?
>>28072704
gay as fuck, man
>>28073059
post a pic and I'll tell you
>>28072996
i think im ugly enough. pic is me.
>>28072617
>tfw I wasted my Chad genetics
>tfw too lazy to lift and show them
>tfw no one would notice regardless
Of course good-looking autistic robot virgins exist. Or at least those who would look good if they only took a shower, shaved, and got a haircut.
>>28073125
do you have fetal alcohol syndrome? serious question
>>28073059
>get mirror
>ask yourself if you'd fuck you
if the answer is 'yeah' then congratulations
>>28072617
wait is this supposed to be a guy
>>28073125
You are uggo enough to be a robot
>>28073197
yes it is, famamamam
>>28073176
no
>>28073203
hooray!
>>28073125
if you had an upper lip youd be pretty normal looking
>>28073247
that's a pretty guy
>>28073249
are you sure? have you ever asked a doctor? you really look like you do.
>>28074120
he doesn't desu
sauce - I'm a doctor
Do I qualify to be robot?
>>28072617
Counterpoint: if you're a real robot you can't tell how good looking you are, because you lack the social skills to pick up hints and gauge interest.
>>28075685
you qualify to be a huge faggot
>>28075685
you go a step beyond
>>28072617
I'm good looking
it doesn't help because I'm fucking insane. Tomoko levels of anxiety, clingy as fuck, and too nice for my own good
I should never reproduce, and probably never will
>>28073125
do your hair
wash your face jesus
do what you're doing with those teeth maybe whiter
get rid of that eyebrow thing in the middle
>>28075878
>I'm good looking
more like ugly narcissist
>>28075878
>I should never reproduce
>last time had sex: 3 days ago
>men slept with to date: 23
>>28075685
>actual neckbeard
dammit anon
>>28073125
You just have fetal alcohol syndrome. If only your mother didn't drink when she was pregnant with you, you could have been a Chad.
>>28073181
But I'm not gay so I wouldn't fuck me even if I was really good looking.
>>28076004
how can you tell he has fetal alcohol syndrome?
>>28076023
it's not gay to be attracted to yourself anon, it's just incredibly narcissistic
I belong her tbqh.
>>28073176
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng oh shiiit
>>28075833
>>28075860
>>28075946
Bow to your New God, niggers
>>28076216
>broad manly shoulders
>expressed jaw
>chad lips
>deep dark brown eyes
>prolly tall
>expressed nose
>full deep dark hair
>casual style
10/10 chad get off my board
>>28076340
put your fucking trenchcoat back on
>>28076340
weakass fatty manlet, if you flip me off IRL i will put you in a fucking coma under 10 seconds
>>28076342
>broad shoulders
>prolly tall
I have huge shoulders, but I'm 5'6". I'm also 250 pounds.
Nothing Chad about me.
What does Orb count as?
Been told I'm a 8/10 cute young hunk guy type and always get compliments and chicks wanting to be friends, etc
But really feel like a 2/10 almost everyday due to terrible self confidence and crippling depression that literally refuses to let me see my so called attractiveness...
It's hard to deal with let alone explain it so I just spend my time on the internet and working with PC
I loose so many potential friendships with normie chicks because:
1. I find building a friendship with normie hard
2. I'm don't use social media at all and we all know normies thrive on social media
>>28076368
Say that to my face. Not on the internet, and see what happens
>>28076493
im gonna knock you out in 2 punches max then im gonna stick that finger up your ass faggot
>>28076419
his craziness shows so he is 6/10 at first sight dropping to 1/10 after he starts talking, he is a robot like us
>>28076493
you're straight edgin' m8
7/10 face , 7/10 body
Socially retarded 20yo virgin
>>28076571
Oh hey that's me
Just one year older
>>28076419
Chad. He can get laid on tinder within HOURS with a made up shitty personality even.
>>28076571
>he thinks he's a 7/10
>>28076529
I'll get my sand niggers on your ass. There will be one more beheading to be added to the list
>join Internet group
>fuck around and drink, mess with people all day
>eventually all friends and start calling and camming
>get called hot etc
>"it makes no sense! his face doesn't go with his personality or voice at all!1!"
>group starts getting weird
>stop camming
>>28076602
"Oh hey there gurl dammn straight I can make ur curvy hips swirl bring that to me str8. U down for Netflix an chill xxx"
"Wooow u r so cute dat hair and mouth omg boy yes Im so down 4 you.."
>>28076622
Posted my face and body in rate threads
>>28072617
>that
>good looking
wew
>>28076636
Sounded like fun
I will describe my face in a haiku for you.
strong face, broken nose
Blue narrow eyes, robust brows
diamond face, thick lips
Well, Am I a chad or not?
>b-but my anxiety!!
If you're attractive, people consciously and unconsciously treat you better. They think you're a better person and they will be attracted to you more easily.
Attractive people CANNOT be robots.
op so you are saying that being a robot is a combination of being ugly+autism personality?
>good looking+autism
cant be robot
>ugly + confident extrovert
cant be robot
is that like the same way that you cant be racism to white people because
racism=prejudice + power
hating white people to die=not racist
ty op
>androgynous face
>puffy cheeks
>acne
I think I'm ugly enough.
![WP_20160423_010[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lxI7CkX.jpg "WP_20160423_010[1].jpg")
Do you know what it's like to have to wear a hat all the time to hide your baldness? If not, then fuck you.
H-how did I do here?
>>28076971
reply some shit like
"haha gladly :)"
so far so good
>>28076934
Bald black guys look normal. Stop being a dummy. White women don't even care.
>>28076932
mate you could actually be decent looking if you put some effort in
>>28072617
Am attractive, can confirm. I once got free coffee from this chick just because she recognized me from work.
Daily reminder that it's never too late to start working out.
A-am I ugly, anons?
Body not as bad as spooky skeltal, but still very thin. Too hairy to feel ok being shirtless.
>>28077673
Nice owl Familia
You aren't ugly
>>28077547
Like what?
The acne is incurable without accutane that I can't afford. Losing weight is hard on antipsychotics.
>>28076932
Paul Dano 2bh m8?
>>28077673
You look like James Franco you fucking Chad. Stop playing dumb
>>28077771
i don't think i look like him.
>>28076932
i'd fucc yr moufpussy :3
>>28077791
I was told I
I was told I could fish tinder sluts with this picture. Is it true?
>>28073125
Chad in training
>>28075685
Lazy Chad
>>28076216
Quintessential robot. You can stay.
>>28076340
Loser failed Chad
>>28076419
Are you fucking serious? Chad
>>28076932
Chad in training
>>28076934
Tyrone in training
>>28077673
Jew in Chad training
>>28077870
Not quite Chad but almost there
These are objective ratings.
I was told I could fish tinder sluts with this picture. Is it true m8?
>>28077893
>Not quite chad but almost
TFW it was a ruse
>>28077933
You're fat but good looking. What's the ruse?
>>28077893
>>>28076932
>
>Chad in training
how
>>28077961
You're good looking, just have acne and pale skin. Get rid of those and you'd be a Chad.
>>28077957
That I'm more afraid of people I want to penis at seeing me naked than they probably are.
>>28077980
unless the acne goes away on its own (i'm 24 and had it since 12) or money falls into my lap to accutane then it's not going away.
i'm too afraid of people to go outside.
Looks don't magically cure autism
>>28078020
Being attractive opens almost all doors.
>>28078038
Maybe as a female
>>28078049
As a male too. Women will bow to you and do whatever you want. Men will be intimidated by you.
>>28078020
Sure they do! I got stupid fat and now I'm not afraid to post really fucked up pictures of myself.
There's only three legit ugly people in this thread.
>>28073125
>>28076216
>>28077673
But... but... people said that the "dad build" is quite popular. They said that girls dig men that have a belly and not a whole lot of muscles. Have I been fooled?
>>28078187
Ye. You're never getting laid.
Also it's fat +muscle, not just lardass.
>>28078100
That ass senpai
>>28078216
You fucking pervert. I was posting my GLASSES
>>28078100
Your teeth look really nice, familia
>>28077893
Not socially adept enough to be a chad. Plus only had one gf but only lasted less then a month. Still virgin
>>28078207
Truck, come back, we're sorry he banned you
>>28078616
You look normie. Almost everyone in the thread does.
What this guy >>28078116 said is pretty true.
>>28078699
I don't know how that thing works.
>>28077870
TRUCK WE NEED TO MAKE A NEW DISCORD HOW CAN WE FIND YOU?
>>28072617
I'm pretty ugly, and going bald at only 24. At least I have alcohol and my comics.
>>28077870
safe travels truccboi, big misses
>>28078947
Nah that sounds like work.
3/10
I'm honest with myself.lost 30 pounds tho but that doesnt help
>>28079034
I'm sorry for the autists Truck, the chat is just circlejerking about how much they hate everyone now.
>>28079065
That's uh... Cool?
>>28078991
Looks like a nice collection in the back. Post pics please
>>28078991
You look like an average guy.
>>28079054
Average looking.
Seriously, most of you could get gfs.
Only the obese guy and >>28076216
>>28077673
Would have trouble. The second guy just needs to shave.
>>28079175
I haven't fully shaved since I was 17.
I think I'll look like a child if I do.
>>28077673
You look like 90s Enrique Iglesias with less balding and a beard.
>>28077870
I'd hate to be interrogated by you.
>>28077928
8/10 for a guy trying to look like the synthesis of a lumberjack and 12 year old girl. You are trying to look like the synthesis of a lumberjack and 12 year old girl, right?
>>28077933
Bear. That's the only word that comes to mind.
>>28078100
Cottage cheese.
>>28078207
Cream cheese.
>>28078616
Neckbeard in training.
>>28078991
>24
Holy shit... my condolences. I thought you were 30.
>>28079054
You look like a Wild Wild East era Russian businessman.
>>28079253
If my only fault is that I look slightly older than I actually am then I guess that's not the worst.
>>28079118
I have a feeling you made this thread and turned it into a robot pics thread.
/Conspiracy
>>28079118
It's not organized and it's pretty much autism incarnate. Only upside is that there's no sonic merch.
>>28079318
Watching Django?
>>28079318
hey this guy looks pretty coo-
>mlp
>>28077780
I thought he WAS him for a second. Kek.
>>28079318
Other corner.
>>28079361
You bet.
>>28079365
*horse noises*
tfw only around average when only well above average is accepted these days.
Will I make it brobots.?
>>28079589
Your hairline probably wont
>>28079589
The only thing you'll make is a convincing trap.
>>28072617
I think I'm probably a 6-8/10 based on photos I posted to /soc/ from right after my high school graduation when I had to put myself together but I only shower about once a week, I never brush my teeth, I only shave when it starts to get annoying when I eat and drink, don't wear deodorant, I haven't had a haicut in half a year and it's a mess, and I usually just go to bed in my clothes most nights and figure that since I'm already dressed I'll just wear them the next day, even if they have mustard stains or something.
Can I still be a robot /r9k/?
I also have le depression if that counts but it's mostly that I just don't want a gf or anything. I get the most happiness watching anime in my room alone so why should I bother?
>>28079253
>I'm a bear made of cottage and cream cheese.
Odd feel.
A reminder it is possible to be shat on by society and be good looking
>>28079898
Whatever, whiner.
Wish I could get some actual criticism from a real female. It'd help knowing how the opposite gender sees me.
>>28072617
>tfw every time I post on /soc/ I don't even get replies
>>28079941
Dont worry, anyone who posted here doesnt have any chances - otherwise they didnt post here.
>>28079969
I know that feel.
>post pic
>thread dies
And if I do get a response, it's to tell me I'm 2/10.
>>28079969
That sounds kinda sad.
>>28079941
>females on /r9k/
Try /soc/
>>28080001
/soc/ doesn't help because it's a circlejerk for all the women to fawn over the good looking guys and for all women to get tons of replies from all men.
>>28080048
try /b/ then.
>>28079969
IKTF, it means you're not quite ugly enough to be noticeable but not attractive enough to want to pay attention to
