I'll start.
I came here for meme
I stayed here for feels
/r9k/, such a funny place
Now wagecuck please tie my lace
I spit hot fire
Come at me skrubs
You aint got shit
Check outmy dubs
>>28072411
hot damn, man, you did it, you absolute madfuck
lurking for cringe material
bump
>>28072411
THE ABSOLUTE MOTHERFUCKING MADMAN.
/thread
>>28072411
I work two jobs
The hours are taxing
I'm not like you snobs
Who're only good at relaxing
>>28072411
I'm mad But I k e k k e d,
Consider your dubs checked
>>28072411
M A D M A N
A O
D C
M
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>>28072411
Damn, senpai
How amazed I was when I checked your numbers
Singles? Nay.
Doubles? Yay!
Yay, indeed for repeating digits never lie.
Oh, anon how I wish your magic stopped your cries.
I want attention
But I get ignored
So i've decided to cut myself
And rub the scars with salt
I hate Niggers
I hate Jews
I come to r9k
To sing the blues
>>28072526
Here's your (you)
Please stop it at once
That's a naughty thing to do
You dirty little Ponce
>>28072552
thanks for the reply
I think i'm in love
Can we be friends
I'd buy you a scarf
>>28072500
Calm down son
I dont have time for your bickering
Get bcak to workthe clock is ticking
>>28072579
I thought it was just misbehaving
You had potential; your heart was achin'
Your life was worth saving
I was wrongly mistaken.
>>28072585
It's kinda funny
I'd love to eventually meet
But seeing your lifestyle?
You're just another pathetic NEET
>>28072585
My wife and I cuddle and love
You frogposters waste away
Your virginity lost to a glove
Trapped in your dungeon of anime
I have a mommy
She doesn't know that she is
She walks on carpets
Red ones that can never match the hue of her hair
Yes, I have a mommy
I have suckled her breasts in my dreams
As her radiant face explodes the box office
She must have forgotten the day she had me
For through her eyes reflect no love back on the tele
I want my mommy
>>28072737
The neet life is great
Ive got plenty of time
To sit on the 4chans
And bust out sweet rhymes
If you ever want to see it
Just come and holler
Another day
Another dollar
whiskey on a saturday
ice in my glass
lately such a horny-toad
sphincter tease my ass
a fap a night
i cum quite wildly
sex life is null
to put it quite mildly
but whiskey in my glass
time for some fun
good think I'm happy
and don't have a gun
tfw no gf
never had a love
all i truly need
my finger, ass, and glove
so suck it roastie
no time for this game
in my bed and toasty
'bout time again I came
PTHC
You know I like em young
Cause it makes me feel hung
Age is just a number
Cops are such a bummer
Saggy tits don't need ya
Just gimme that cheese pizza
I can only fit one finger
Preteen climax bringer
Their panties Hello Kitty
Make their pussies pretty
Little boy cumshot clear
I just lick off their tears
Tiny beestings on their chest
Are the titties I like best
Ripping off their overalls
Fuck em up against a wall
They don't have any pubes
I don't use any lube
>>28072363
sitting eating cereal
watching tv
waiting for my mummy
to return with tendies
28 years gone
inside my home
memeposting with robots
before the bullet hits the dome
>>28072932
I stay away from the Devil's nectar
I've never felt it seduce my taste buds
Well, that was a lie
I have had drip and drops
Nothing more
As for your other pleasures, sir
I must tell you as a good man
That a man's cavern must remain unexplored
The foul must leave and none may enter
Otherwise God's grace you will see never
>>28072411
Checked and capped
>>28073109
god abandoned me long ago
made me degenerate and alone
many a time i wanted to be normal
just needed one girl to pick up the phone
Jesus is my mentor
he seems quite the guy
but crying hell for buttplay
i just can't stand by
so damn me if you will
i probably well deserve it
but just so you know
you'll be joining me in the pit
>>28073119
Hope you get a lot of upvotes :)
Pretzel in the pee hole
Feels like bliss
My shoe has a sole
I hope I don't have to piss
>>28073300
Looks like someone beat you >>28072411with double dubs smelly neet
>>28072363
>tfw can't rhyme
I guess it's my time
....
Yah I cant do this
>>28073638
Poetry doesn't have to rhyme dear redditor
You can just say anything, forget about grandeur
This is a jug
Tis full of piss
Rag full of cum
My dick smells like fish
>>28072363
Were my noodle arms bulky,
I mightn't be so sulky.
I think I haven't the power, and cower.
And invest more hours in straining and training.
But I hear something queer.
Girls loathe physique out of fear.
On their lists, it is 'Medium' that most appears.
I don't care, I still want to lift.
Everywhere I look, normies I see
Normies to the left and to the right of me
They don't know my feels, I just want a girlfriend
But I mustn't break, I mustn't bend
Just love of some kind, a hand to hold
"Just be yourself," I am constantly told
Most are disgusted by what they view
So I put back on the mask, big guy for you
I say I'll make changes starting tomorrow
But changes never come, not even in sorrow
Days pass me by like bitter cold
The years go round, I grow old
People are settling, they all have a wife
But I have not begun my life
It's too much, I cannot do it
One chance at happiness, and I blew it
Nothing in life, no legacy
Generations of fathers, and it ends with me
I am nothing but an empty shell
I can already here the funeral knell
Empty chairs, empty casket
People will walk just right past it
I'll order that helium tank one day
One day never comes, I learned the hard way
I have no other outlet but rage
Fuck you, fuck this thread, sage
So while I wait for my doom
I post on a board for little girl cartoons
I join in this culture of hate
Against those people who did not wait
It's all I have left in this sad life of mine
They still don't understand, they just think I whine
What l wanted in life will never be
Nothing Ieft to do but just go RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28073856
Is this original?
Dam Son
Going on /r9k/
Every single day
I'll post a pepe
I'll talk anime
I don't have one friend
I don't have a job
But I can pretend
I'm more than a slob
Confessing at frogs and feels
Girls are sluts wearing heels
Dumb normies eating kale
Trying not to be land whales
But healthy diets fail --
Tendies make the best meals
>>28074062
I've posted it before but yes I wrote it
The NEET is asleep
his rhymes don't offend me
because I sneak in his house
and cum on his tendies
I make it short and sweet
Gonna go beat my meat
But before that I'm gonna bust a nut
You guesses right, your oneitis gives mad succ
While you're glad being a cuck
The face when you were born too late,
The face when robothood lingers near,
The face when modern times damn my fate
The face when social acceptance means accepting fear
The face when no sweet trad' lass
The face when no kids to rear
The face when you are all but forgotten-
-forgotten by time's marching feet as they pass
The face when those new trends
The face when all of it offends
The face when its prison or death
The face when I'll be glad of that final breath
*drops air mic*
>>28072363
>saying please to wagecucks
>>28073103
>before the bullet hits the dome
Powerful shit
I want to find friends with similar feels
but not with the faggots that /r9k/ yields
>>28072363
Par e pall
falling asleep has become such a struggle
I wish I had the woes of a muggle
wondering if she'd ever call back
or if what I had said was seen as a personal attack
but these concerns will never plague me
the life I covet is not one I'll ever see
I sit in front of my computer almost every night
after daily struggle and internal fight
what is my worth? why do I try?
I wish I had the courage to die
These scars on your arm,
Mark depression, self harm.
You hide the cuts as well as you will,
But the truth will eventually spill.
They talk about you like a freak,
It makes you feel so weak.
But you just put on another mask,
Before you commit to the unavoidable task.
>>28074161
It just sounded familiar
