>There are robots on this board right now who are UNIRONICALLY voting for Bernie
So I can still vote for him ironically?
he's like santa claus for liberals.
>there are robots on this board right now who are UNIRONICALLY voting
>>>/pol/
Also, what's wrong with Bernie other than his economic unawareness and libtard pandering (that wouldn't actually equate to any new policies)?
>>28072481
Commie faggots deserve no reprieve.
>>28072496
Thanks for the fantastic political insight and in-depth analysis. I'm gonna change my vote to Bernie now, since I guess you can't present a reason.
>>28072314
So what are the choices? A bigot racist fascist, a jesus freak and a woman.
>>28072542
eat a dick retard
but crazy uncle bernie promised me free college!
>>28072481
you just mentioned them
>>28072546
she's not a woman, she's a human being
>>28072481
>What's wrong with him other than these two fatal flaws which should prevent any rational-thinking person from even considering voting for him?
>>28072587
Gladly, if it's a feminine dick.
I'm genuinely curious as to what your political viewpoints are on Sanders though. I'm currently leaning towards Trump, but if other Trump supporters are as autistic and hotheaded as you, I might be making a horrible mistake.
>>28072393
This
Needed to be said
>>28072546
You forgot Trump, the best choice.
>>28072628
other than those two horribly fatal flaws that make it impossible for me to vote for him, he seems like a nice enough guy.
promises a lot of crazy not possible shit.
but nice enough as soulless politicians go.
>>28072652
>literally hitler.
Yeah, no. He wants to jail every mexican or deport them. He also hates blacks.
>>28072481
>Businessfags run country into ground with dereg, free trade, and open borders
Berniefags say, "stop that"
>Businessfag sez, "you commies don't know how to economy!" as Lambo repo'd on way to sell plasma for underwater mortgage.
>>28072652
He wants to nuke China, Russia, Mexico and probably Canada too. I'm sure he'd make a great potus.
>>28072691
How exactly does he hate blacks?
>>28072719
he's openly racist and also a KKK member
>>28072691
I know this is a shitpost but I'm sad that there's people on this planet who actually believe this just because they base their entire narrative on their liberal echo chambers.
The world could be such a prosperous and wonderful place.
>>28072713
hey crawl up bernies loose asshole ok?
>threre are people who don't pretend to understand economics unironically voting for socialism
>>28072314
DONALD
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It's really true. Degenerate NEETs sissy cucks vote for Bernie so they can more money for autismbux.
WAIT UNTIL TRUMP CUTS YOUR GOVERNMENT BENEFITS AND PUTS YOU INTO LABOUR CAMPS, FAGGOTS.
>>28072741
>Tumblrtale
I now can only #FeelTheBern
>>28072628
The libtard pandering doesn't really count, since it's just hopping on current trends and appealing to his target demographic for votes. Every candidate does it. It's not like he can do anything in office to "eliminate racism" or "eliminate the gender wage gap".
There are obviously people other than the POTUS that can allow or prevent the big decisions from going through. I disapprove of the $15/hr. thing, but he's obviously not going to singlehandedly ruin the economy with his other ideas. He has years of experience as a lecturer, mayor, and senator. He's not as dumb as you guys make him out to be.
The only issues I actually care about are abortions and health care being affordable and available and keeping god out of the public sphere. I'd rather Bernie hurt the economy by trying something new than Trump hurt it by expanding the military and getting cucked by Mexico into paying for a giant wall.
