>I spent every waking moment of free time for all four years of university refreshing 4chan pages instead of learning how to make friends
WEW LADS YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
i'm sure a lot of people do some variant of that. i was lucky enough to have a decent enough (still below average) amount of socializing and partying, and now 3 years out I barely do any at all.
>>28070618
you didn't fug any college whores?
I hear they suck your dick for zero compensation
>be me
>in college
>find innocent (virgin) introvert gf
>get super drunk
>make her choke on my dick
>cum in her mouth
>tell her to go home and pass out in my frat
Bet you wish you could be a "nice guy" for her.
I get the biggest boner knowing this greentext is real and how much hatred you faggots feel for me.
>>28070740
no one cares retard
>>28070771
>implying I care about the opinion of society's trash
I come here to shit on you guys an nothing else.
sorry kid
>>28070740
Grrr!!! I'm just seething with rage right now!!!
>>28070669
Well that's your own fault isn't it, you stupid failed normalfag.
>>28070802
>I get the biggest boner knowing this greentext is real and how much hatred you faggots feel for me.
>>implying I care about the opinion of society's trash
time to put the shitposts away and turn off your computer for the night boy
>>28070740
>be me
that sucks
>>28070802
>Nothin personnel kid
Take that shit back to >>>/b/
Your balls haven't even dropped yet
>you fucked up so many times getting too attached to people in high school that even when someone seems to like you now you drive them away by never, ever initiating contact
>>28071368
>girl you really like has a massive crush on you also
> shut her down brutally when she initiates conversation, she looks like she's about to cry
>now she thinks i don't like her
>but i still masturbate to her
> you can't make this up
