>You sir win the internet
That phrase makes me physically ill
>>28069805
I regret that I have but one upboat to give you.
>>28069805
You. I like you.
Edit : Original text
>>28069805
>>28069914
>>28069964
pls stop. pls
You sir win the internet
I'm throwing money at my monitor but nothing is happening!
TIL science journalism is never wrong
Edit: Gold?! Thanks so much kind stranger.
>>28070037
Hi, you have subscribed to cat facts.
Cats have four feets.
>You have won the interwebs.
You get all the interwebs. Go to reddit facebook and twitter to claim your price.
>>28069999
>>28070037
>>28070074
I'M WEAK
blox
dude funny meme baby hahahahahahaha
>Who's chopping onions in here? :(
>>28069999
Those quads have just won the internet
WELCOME TO THE RED PILL XDXD
a thousand internets to op
Damn Bowie and Prince in the same year!?! God why did you not take Kim Kardashian or Justin Bieber I bet everyone is gonna pretend they liked him now that hes dead. Im 16 but ive always had a great taste in music while all my dumbass friends listen to rapshit and boring pop
>>28069805
A winrar is you, OP
>>28070175
I haven't seen someone say this in like 7 years, I kinda miss it
ALL DEM FEELS ;333333
Truly epic post OP. Many lulz were had.
>you just triggered me
Mainstream social media is about 10 years behind the cutting-edge 4chan.
>>28070204
I miss everything from 7 years ago.
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!1;$
>>28070151
Bowie was a really big deal to artists, alt people etc. Prince is kind of a meme, to me.
CATUUURDAYYY XXXDDDD ANYOne else who agrees? *holds up three pronged utensil*
dat ___ tho
>>28069805
like if you're watching this in 2010
r.ip my inbox XDDDDDDDDd
>>28069805
>hilarity ensues XDD
>...ensues
jfmsu
Or go on Yik Yak I don't know if it's just where I am but it's pretty much Reddit and Tumblr's bastard kid.
This.
Pretty much this.
THIS!
>>28070361
both 2deep4u trannys desu
I find this post very racist and problematic, can you please do yourself a favor and delete it?
Edit: I'm serious.
To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risk click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.
CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed.
Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fag, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. woosh.
Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentIe. I have the weirdest boner right now.
EDIT: Thanks for the goId.
>break the internet
When will it end?
>>28070962
You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker
POLAND CANNOT INTO SPACE
DARE YOU ENTER MY MAGICAL REALM?
>>28070264
+1
>bot keeps muting me
>>28069805
You. l like you
>I took an arrow to teh knee
I switched to porn because it was easier to explain xD
I'm on that weird part of youtube again!!!
>>28069805
4chan invented it all. Reddit just raped all 4chan memes. Fucking ragecomics WERE hillarious. People who say it's just nostalgia fags are fucking kiddies and shills. All boards were objectively better. Hell even /b/ was funny as shit but now it's just pure gay porn, sissy threads and gore. R9k used to be fun too before people started killing people. I know I'm only here from 2008-9 so technically a newfag still maybe a little bit of an oldfag. But I still saw the place deteriorate like fucking Germany after ww2. MEMETIC APPROPRIATION I TELL YOU!
>>28070264
it feels good to be on the cutting edge of meme research and development
>>28070526
>*holds up three pronged utensil*
God damn I love oldfag humor; can't believe how funny I think this is.
>>28071511
Could you imagine the memes of a superior alien race? Like their memes are so advanced we can't fathom them until we're entering a meme singularity
>>28069805
You sir won five internets
>>28071576
they proabably shitpost by using sacred geometry
>>28071306
Oh fuck, I hate this faggot shit too.
>>28069805
>sone dyke with dyed hair and 30 piercings posts
>I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN
Sigh *unzips*
>>28069805
>I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO
>>28071774
Woah calm down Satan lol
Why isn't the internet divided in to age sections, like tables at a big family get-together? Imagine all content, comments, and all around presence of anyone under 25 being completely filtered if you so choose? I'd be willing to completely give up my privacy and have my eye scanned every time i started my browser just to make this work.
>>28069999
Your, sir...
>daily reminder
this shit makes me irrationally angry
>Who else is listening to this in 2016?
>>28069805
>not sure if trolling... or just very stupid
>so this is a thing
>X is a thing
>is that a thing?
Is way worse
>>28069805
No one has literally said this since 2009.
>Omfg your memes are so dank xDDD
>>28069805
>The final boss of x
>They aren't talking about a video game
>>28069805
>BREAK THE INTERNET, KIM KARDASHIAN
>>28069999
I suppose this says a lot about the board.
>>28069999
>>28069805
This phrase originated from 4chan fucking newfags
>a thing
>dank memes
>interwebs
>>28073603
Does that make it any less retarded?
>>28069999
HOLY SHIT QUADS OMG lll!!
>>28070962
this post gave me cancer.
hycuk hyuck hyuck
>that one guy you know who only speaks in those reddit meme sentences
>>28069805
>so win
>much epic
>very meme
this shit induces murderous tendencies
>twittersphere
>>28073812
I bet he wears oversized jeans, running shoes and a vidya tee
Hold this Li fcuking hate that phrase so much
I despise the word 'vidya' to no end.
>>28073912
No but it isn't much better. He's a 5'5 manlet and wears /r/mfa le gentlemen tier clothes
>>28074044
looks like the result of a wm/af relationship
>>28074044
He looks pretty dapper, but screams of insecurity since he positioned himself to seem taller than he actually is.
>>28073960
THANK YOU!!!
there's nothing fun/cool/good/etc about the word vidya. it's worse than the word spoopy
>>28074044
>le gentlemen tier clothes
post your idea of good fashion sense pls
>>28074093
Very snazzy indeed. But it looks quite cumbersome for everyday things.
>plot twist
>that feel when
>>mfw
>trololololol
>le me doing le thing
>aw yisss
>drumpf lol
Well, that escalated quickly.Holy shit it hurts to type and whenever I read that I get mad
>>28069805
>All these reddit newfag tourists itt who are experts at reddit lingo
"I'm not like the other redditors, im cool like you guys, redditors piss me off too!"
Just fuck off
>>28070264
Nah, it's about 3 or 4 and catching up. 10 years would be longcat type shit, most of them are already at pepe or further
>>28074154
No matter what I'll post you will say it's shit so I wont even bother. My point is that this menswear stuff (aka dadcore) redditors love may look good if
>it would be the correct size
>they were tall
>they had good facial structures
If you're 5'5 and ugly you just look silly. Especially if you are between 16 and 25 (like most redditors are).
Just go to /r/mfa once, it's just cucks all wearing the same shirt/sweater/boots combination. And yes, I browse /fa/ but I don't like ugly Rick Owens crap either.
>>28074322
>tfw it's just you
I'm glad I'll never know how it feels to be you
>>28069805
last time i heard that was in 2006
>>28074375
my point was that the guy in the pic does not look bad at all, and you're making him sound like a tryhard idiot
>>28070151
Normieshit: Everyone cares so much when a celebrity dies but no one gives a shit when a true hero that protects our freedoms dies. I care more about our brave soldiers than celebrities!
Me: ok, name one soldier that isn't related to you that died
Normieshit: ...
>>28074375
Is this pic implying it doesn't look good on 2 or 3?
The dudes look normie as fuck. Only 1 looks like a tool.
*divides by zero*
