>So you spend aIl of your free time, literally hours everyday, sharing pictures of cartoon frogs and bald albino men with other unemployed, involuntarily celibate male adults, trying to get as many of them as possible to respond to the pictures you post because of the adrenaline rush you receive when you view the word "you" in parentheses above what they write?
Right in the feels man that's harsh
>>28069238
In comparison to what, exactly?
>>28069238
do you have this picture where the therapist is pepe?
>>28069238
>adrenaline rush
Fuck. I wish she was my psychiatrist. She's too qt.
>>28069348
>implying dopamine isn't a form of adrenaline
>>28069238
You forgot the part where you've learned to hate this place yet become so addicted to it that you can't stop coming back.
>>28069368
>her hand is cupped perfectly to where you don't know if she's married
>>28069238
>psychiatrist instead of therapist
>also meme woman instead of real therapist
>>28069407
"In 2009, Kendrick began a relationship with director Edgar Wright[11] after meeting on the set of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.[12][13] The couple split in early 2013.[14] Kendrick resides in Los Angeles, California.[15]"
There's still hope for us, robot.
>>28069493
Best movie confirmed.
>so let me get this straight, you work two jobs you hate to simply exist at a poverty level?
>so let me get this straight, you spend the majority of your free time front of a TV?
etc. etc.
Doesn't matter how you enjoy yourself.
>>28069388
It's not that you're addicted. This is just your comfort zone. Before the internet, it was videogames. Before that it was TV. Before that you were probably working on a farm somewhere anyway.
>>28069238
Hang in there buddy. Have a (You)
>>28069238
or maybe we are all here 'cause real people sucks and only social misfits like us can have an empathyc behaviour.
But probably you are too busy in your wage-slave work to enrich your jewish boss to notice anything outside it
>>28069547
>have a (OP)
FTFY
>>28069238
>unemployed
>paying for a fucking psychiatrist
you're fired
>>28069581
>not receiving government bennies for your autism
Normie GTFO ree etc.
>>28069581
obamacare mental health parity bitch
>>28069537
Accept video games and other comfy activities are objectively fun. I'm so sick of shitposting in this cesspool yet I still come back again and again, I'm addicted.
>>28069368
Nah man trust me I had a qt therapist and it was awful since I couldn't really open up and tell her all the fucked up think.
>>28069577
Thanks for the (You), friend.
Apparently that was not original.
>>28069655
I'm a psych major so I believe in the system more. I'm autistically honest and not that fucked up so they like me more.
>>28069238
never tell them about 4chan I just say I listen to music,play vidya and listen to music.
Do you want the (You)? Have (You) been a good boy? Tell me (You) have been a good boy /r9k/ and I will give it to (You)
>>28069716
You must really like music.
i also jack off several times a day, but other than that you got it right on the money
>>28069631
You enjoy talking to people about what's really on your mind. 4chan is the autistic Facebook. Plus, you know, this is free.
>>28069728
fuck I ment to put watch tv at the end not more music
>>28069754
Yes, I do. Your point? And facebook and face to face interaction is free too, family
pinned it with a small metal pile-like contraption
>>28069238
honestly, i do it more for the red "!" on my tab than for the (You), but their both really nice..
>>28069794
My point is that you can leave any time you want, but you're comfy here. Is using 4chan really a problem for you?
>>28069814
Looks like a good r/4chan post
>>28069836
Tell me why you chose "their" instead of "they're."
>bald albino men
FUCKING LMAO
>>28069856
if you ever post some stupid shit like this again im going to fucking hang myself
>>28069856
so somebody would correct me and replay to me, thus giving me a "(You)" and a red "!" :^)
Does anyone stay inside and shitpost just out of the fear of what you look like to others?
>>28069841
le reddit reposting meme
>>28069888
Trips confirm!
>im
>no capitalized I
>no apostrophe
>>28069837
Not really, if I wasn't on 4chan I'd probably be doing something just as unproductive. It's probably a greater motivational problem.
My point is that this board objectively sucks but I keep coming back, that's it
Gotta post this on /r/4chan and tumblr
/r9k/ is such a funny meme website
Talking with a therapist is a fucking waste of time. Been there done that.
>>28069960
You keep coming back specifically because it doesn't suck. You love this place
>>28069581
>paying
>>28069238
Yeah, pretty much.
While we're on the subject of stupid shit though, doc...
So, you're most assuredly going to die, likely painfully, probably much sooner than later; and yet you only relegate doing what you want to do, to a very small portion of your entire life. The rest of the time, you do things like spend your free time pretending to give a fuck about the problems of worthless crazy assholes solely for money, like some kind of mind whore.
And none of that is going to keep death at bay. Nor will it help you accept it. You're just wasting your time, too.
Cunt.
>>28069841
plz include me
Y-yeah, but I also watch videos of cute underage girls on Youtube, being attracted to them non-sexually, because they make me feel so good. Is that bad?
That sounds objectively more interesting than watching netflix every night after work and getting drunk once a weekend.
>>28069518
>implying i enjoy myself
>>28070370
>non-sexually
we're not here to judge, anon
>>28069238
yeah pretty much
now let's fuck
>>28069238
>tfw you often spend 30 minutes coming up with witty commend but too insecure to post it
I don't have a single pepe or wajak saved to my hard drive because I hate the kind of posts that use them.
>>28070605
Have your free (you)
>>28069335
just made this in a couple minutes
>>28070820
Normie, leave.
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>>28070820
>brags about no glorious pepe
>uses faggy anime pics
You disgust me.
>>28070882
It's just not the same high anymore man....
>>28070820
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kys senpai
