taking a shit rn ama
general poop thread
I am also taking a poop at work
Ama
>>28068690
hows the poop coming along mate
>>28068611
>hairy feet
Disgusting. How subhuman can you be?
The laxatives are kicking in.
>>28068611
Obligatory Soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6IbKt7HVo4
woa
took me almost an hour to poo
had a great poo dudes
If you don't use a foot "squat" stool, you are literally retarded.
>>28069470
If this is "Takin' Care of Business," I'm going to be so mad.
>parents out of town for the weekend
>take a shit completely naked with the bathroom door open
I am one with nature
>eat fiber like /fit/ told me to
>go into woods and do a slav squat
>massive poo comes out in under 40 seconds vs my usual 15minute poos
has this all been a plot by the American Jew to waste my precious anime time?
>>28068611
Just drank my coffee.
About to go for another cup, a poop, and an enema.
Having to take a shit literally pisses me off.
You can take a nice, satisfying shit, but then you have to sit there and wipe your ass raw trying to get all the shit out.
Sometimes it's pretty good, where you barely have to wipe after a nice, fibrous shit, but then other times, you get cursed with having a sharpie shoved up your ass, cursing you to sit there and wipe for 10 minutes.
It's a love/hate relationship. Mostly hate.
>>28070504
Humans are built to squat.
>shitting
>birthing
Little kids do it all the time but then for whatever reason it goes out of style around age 10-12. I see people bend over to pick things up and I sperg the fuck out
>>28068611
yeah op gonna need a timestamp of your poop or else u ain't no real poopin poster u just a fake
>>28072210
fuck off its real poo hours
>>28072338
I just ate a burrito so I'll be joining real poop hours soon lads
>>28068611
I have a bowel decease.
I've been pooping blood and diarrhea for the past 5 years.
Hopefully i get cancer by the time I'm 35. Speeds up the missery a bit
Pooping is one of few good things in life that prevent me from suicide.
