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>tfw finally got a GF. We're all going to make it.
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>tfw finally got a GF.

We're all going to make it.
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>tfw finally left my job and will start my NEEThood next week.
It's going to be alright.
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>>28067314
don't forget to junction
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>>28067314
Enjoy getting sloppy seconds

There's no such things as purity.


5 months after you ate her out, she'll tell you that she had Chad dump a hit load in her the day before that, and you basically gobbled up his priceless semen
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>>28067405

Can I have thirds?
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>>28067314
We're gonna make it bro.
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>>28067314
fell for the gf meme

not going to fall for it again fampai
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>>28067314
You normie... you god DAMN FUCKING NORMIE, GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>28067623

#normies #poopjugs #HilaryClinton2016
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LEAVE NORMAN

oregano
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>>28067314
>mfw I just broke up with my gf
It's terrible. Everything's so fucking terrible.
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>>28067314
How did you get said GF?
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>>28067314
That's what I thought too. I got myself a robot bf but he ended up leaving me and got back together with his ex-gf. At least I can now kill myself without anyone getting sad over it.
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>>28067314
what did you do, how many times were you rejected
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>>28067581
Same here desu
>Before I met her I was learning to play the fiddle and teaching myself how to draw, now I have to spend my evenings texting or calling her and I can't spend the time needed to focus on hobbies
>If she doesn't text or call I spend the time worrying instead
>Have to stay over her place every weekend, taking away valuable weekend free time, usually at least 24 hours of relaxation down the fucking drain
>Pussy smells awful and everytime we fuck I feel dirty and violated

Shit fucking sucks man. I don't have the backbone to end it though, she'd probably cry and I'd feel terrible. I just want to go back to my comfortable robot life, I should have never taken the normie bluepill.
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>>28067314
>Inb4 you get dumped

Like the rest of us.
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>>28068544
At least you know who she left you for
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>>28068808
Oh yeah also forgot:
>Have to spend $400+ a month going out and doing stupid shit I don't care about
>Gained over 30 pounds the past 6 months because I don't have time to gym anymore and we eat out 2-3 times a week and drink a lot
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>>28068744
Nobody gives a fuck about your "problems", you stupid attention whore. You'll get over it in a week.
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>>28068884
Did your mommy forgot to buy you tendies or why are you so bitter?
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>>28068744
I hope your mother gets raped by a pack of wild niggers while your dad and you have to watch, and when they're done, they slit your dads throat and stuff his lifeless, mutilated cock down your mouth choking you to death with it.

Also, nobody cares about your bullshit problems. You're just a hole, nothing else. Acquiring holes to fuck isn't hard even for eggman. Besides, you're a low quality hole since you're obviously so unwanted and undesirable that you decide to visit an online sanctuary for socially introverted males to get attention instead of just chilling with the tumblrinas like all normal female outcasts do.
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who here /has a gf but likes to posts nonetheless/ ?
I like the place
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>get a gf
>be together for a few months
>still feel something isn't right

Can't shake this feeling.
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>>28068884
Lol, virgin beta orbiter will never fuck and his tiny bitter dick finds fun by being mad at successful lovers and livers on the internet
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>>28069021
shes probably cheating on you
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>>28069021
Shes tryna get preggo
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>>28069048
>>28069063

Both are possible lads.
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>>28069021
>feel something is wrong, feel sad etc
>she comes over
>we cuddle
>instantly feel like everything is alright, she smells like heaven and she's comfy af

the woman who loves you is fucking magical man I swear
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>>28069118
>the woman who loves you
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>>28069118
Kek. She's gonna leave you for a Chad one day. Mark my words.
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>>28069187
delet this
>>28069147
everybody is gonna make it bruh
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>>28067314
>tfw got dumped after the second date
We're all going to commit suicide.
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>>28068744
>ex-gf
>robot
You dated a failed normie, dumb roastie.
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