Would you date a virgin NEET girl from /r9k/?
ew no gross
I would. It might be awkward and shit, but at least we could be losers together.
>>28067309
Yes i would, would a girl date a NEET virgin guy from here?
I would rather date a feminist with a sense of humour.
I wouldn't date anyone because I'm a disgusting person, there is a reason why I'm alone. I have so many mental issues, I would be a horrible bf.
>>28067309
Depends... If you're morbidly obese it's a no.
>>28067309
Yes. I'd make her a very happy person and we could help each other out of this pit.
Only if she will walk around in Nazi uniforms.
>>28067327
Shame those don't actually exist.
>>28067309
No, but I'd fuck her all night and coat her insides and outsided with my cum.
I will ruin her purity for others and she would never forget me.
Would be nice to have another booty to call when I'm bored, too.
>>28067353
i will wear it
>>28067392
can i wear a russian army uniform and slav the shit out of you?
>>28067399
NO
RUSSIAN GET OUT NOW
OUT
OUT
OUT
>>28067309
Yes
Must like
>WW2 movies
>Horrors
>Mystery films
>Outdoor activities
>Shooting, camping, Hiking etc..
>Enjoys working out
Please send resumes.
>>28067415
can't cyka the blyat
>>28067365
>what is a virgin NEET girl from /r9k/?
>>28067309
Yes, I browse here every day hoping to find one.
>>28067365
all girls on /r9k/ are virgin NEETs
Yeah, sure. She could come live with me and I'd support her too.
>>28067309
Better question would she date any of us?No she wouldn't, fucking kikes and sluts all of them
We gotta gas them all
>>28067482
>kikes
fembots confirmed for oven dodgers
>>28067482
Fembots are just ugly attic-squatters
>>28067309
sure, but they don't exist.. and if they did I doubt they'd want a virgin NEET guy either
>tfw no autistic gf to love her and never ridicule her
Yes, depends on how hygienic you are and what your body looks like.
I'm a NEET but I at least lift and eat well. I expect the same from you.
>>28067617
>female neets
>maintaining their appearance
top fucking kek
Yes, as long as they weren't fat. Once you go into double chin territory I just couldn't do it.A U S T R A L I A
Yes. Sign my ass up.
>>28067309
I would but only if she was an even bigger loser than me so that's probably not gonna happen.
>>28067309
I want to take a virgin NEET girl from /r9k/ to live with me. We won't have a lot of money, but she'll be provided for and I will have dinner waiting for me when I get out of work, and we can cuddle and play vidya, watch anime, or fugg. I could make her happy.
>op makes thread
>doesn't respond once
nice
>>28067309
fear of intimacy would make me a bad partner and they would get tired of it eventually, I'd rather not try it to begin with
Actually I would prefer a girl from r9k that is not a virgin. It seems that a lot of girls use places like r9k to find fuck buddies. I suspect that they like to be doms.
>>28067309
No. The fact that you're a NEET tells me you're undesirable.
>>28067309
I would prefer a normie girl desu. If she has patience with me, I could get better hopefully.
>>28068019
a breadwinner bf can put his NEET gf to work around the house.
>you will never live broke but free as a vegabond with a qt anarchist gf that you met on r9k
>>28067309
in a heartbeat
would demolish 6 ways from sunday every day of the week
>>28067392
Could you sew your own uniform to wear, if I get you the materials?
>>28068032
I don't think it works that way anon. You get better because you want to get better, not because someone better is around. You could get better if she threatens to leave you if you don't, and you would rather the discomfort of getting better than that of a breakup. The problem with that is that you aren't equals in the relationship, and she will date up at the first opportunity, and when she leaves, you will have no reason to keep up your act of being better, and slip back into old habits.
>>28067309
A girl from here is pretty high up on my tier list actually. If I can shitpost with you or trade stupid smug 2d cunt pictures with you, then sign me the fuck up.
>>28068037
I'd have to train her how to handle basic hygiene for herself. Not worth the time.
>>28068093
girls here can't handle the bants most of the time, they just get bitchy
>>28068105
More like all the time, even in real life they start getting soft and whiny.
>>28068088
>You could get better if she threatens to leave you if you don't, and you would rather the discomfort of getting better than that of a breakup.
How did you know? You must have experience with this.
>>28068088
This is Eggman's fate. Take heed, mortals.
>>28068105
>tfw knew a girl from here that could bantz with the best of them
>she lives on the other side of the world
>>28068101
I think it is. You don't have to teach her to take a shower, she already knows how to take one, she just needs a reason to clean herself up every day.
that diddly feelerino when.
>>28067309
>Would you date a virgin NEET girl from /r9k/?
I doubt she wants me back so no
>>28068124
it's just common sense that that's how weak people think
>>28068088
Actually I meant it as an opportunity for me to get better mentally. Being with someone who might just be as fucked in the head as I am wouldn't be healthy for either of us, I think. I guess a friendship with a normie is what meant the most rather than a relationship. I don't know about most anons here, but I certainly am not happy at all being an insecure shut-in NEET.
>>28068160
let me guess, she's from australia? australian girls have good bantz, they have to balance out all the men shit posting
>>28068170
Fucking this. My hygiene is shit because I don't go outside and don't have anyone to see so what's the fucking point.
>>28068204
like i said, though, whatever you gain because of having gf will dissipate when she leaves.
>>28068211
UK senpai. We used to go back and forth on steam/skype a fair bit shitting on eachother. It was a ton of fun.
>>28068198
>it's just common sense that that's how weak people think
How do strong people think, then? I can't imagine anyone would be so different.
>>28068233
are you looking for employed robot bf? I could give you a reason to have good hygiene.
>>28068240
tfw no UK qt with an accent to banter with
>>28068241
strong people don't get dependent on some whore, or break down if she leaves them
>>28068274
I've seen the opposite, and I think they do.
>>28068198
It's not how weak people think, it's how everyone thinks. Every choice is a cost benefit calculation.
>>28068240
That sounds depressingly beta/friendzone
I do and have been for nearly 6 years now.
One of the most decent human beings I know but they are from the pre-frog /r9k/.
>No tats
>No piercings
>doesn't makeup
>isn't overweight (actually worked out for me to tone)
>creative and accepting
>smiles with glee whenever I brought up my weird fetishes, have practiced all the possible ones
>didn't leave me when I lost my job once
>didn't leave me when I got a disease
>talks about redpill and bluepill shit being a plan by the powers that be to turn us all against each other
>talks about aliums with me in bed at night
>cooks the weekly meals
>expert at frugality
>games and anime
>handy with crafts
>dresses conservatively in a pretty way
holy shit i love that woman i tell you what
women fucking hate her, all the women in her family are giant landwhales who exiled her for being a decent person years ago
makes me laugh how the worst enemy of women being decent people is other fucking women
yeah i'm bragging but desu most fembots on here are sluts and /soc/ tier but in amongst them are decent ones and even most of the self professed decent ones are these brooding dark cunts who think because they aren't a /soc/ slut that they're still functionally decent. Nah.
>>28068310
>tone
stopped reading right there fucking kill yourself
>>28068296
"getting better" shouldn't be painful at all
and neither should a breakup
it's only painful if you were weak and stupid enough to trust someone else in the first place
>>28068345
You sound like someone who trusted someone else deeply and got fucked and now you can't get over it.
>>28068345
Sociopath detected
Original commento roboto
>tfw no normie gf to turn me into a normie
>>28068334
you know what I mean, you fucking /fit/ autist
skinnyfat into higher muscle percentage to go with that bodyfat percentage
>>28068358
you sound like a roastie who dodges the point with ad hominems
>>28068373
Say that to my face and not online and see what comes about
>>28067422
>Come back
>No resumes posted for me to look at
I don't like having hope
I can only date virgins fampai, of course I would in a heard beat
>>28068391
you should try doing that the next time there is one of those qt chart threads
also when the fuck did r9k become a dating service?
>>28068389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq1dKV3QJ-w
>>28068364
hey, don't cry when you get used
"sociopath" is just a word used to make betas feel better, and to make women scared of guys who aren't beta
>>28068405
>you should try doing that the next time there is one of those qt chart threads
No one ever replies so i stopped posting.
>>28068345
nothing is painful if you're perfectly stoic and frame everything correctly, but that ability is rare. People fall into habits, and it's uncomfortable to break from your habits. Getting better means getting new habits, which requires an extended period of discomfort while training yourself into those habits.
Also, a breakup is only not painful if the girl meant nothing to you.
>>28068415
I find that it helps if you respond to your post atleast once
>>28068449
I'm not stooping that low, maybe it just wasn't meant to be.
>>28068467
keep trying anon,
maybe someone will find you interesting
better to get no responses and try than not try at all right?
>no chubby, awkward gf to bathe and cuddle, to tease her little pit hairs
>>28068419
if a girl ever means something to you you're fucking up
"tfw no gf" is just a joke we tell, right?
no one here is actually stupid enough to believe having one will automatically improve him, right?
>get coffee with polish 7/10 4chan girl
>start relationship
>2nd time together things start getting hot and heavy
>hand in her panties but something feels weird
>tfw confirmed beef curtains
>go flaccid
>make lame excuse and drop her back off
>never speak to her again
and then,
>start dating local qt 8/10 asian girl that regs /r9k/
>its looking like we're about to fuck
>don't feel any beef curtains thank fucking christ
>get her naked
>tfw black pussy lips
>lame out again
idkfam something is seriously wrong with like every fembots vag its no wonder.
>>28068573
it's almost as if women look for men on here because of insecurities
>>28068573
I DONT CARE ILL TAKE THE FUCKING BEEF CURTAINS AT THIS POINT GOD FUCKING DAMN
>>28068298
You can call it friendzone if you want since we were just friends, but it's not like I was pining over her or some shit.
>>28067309
No, in my prior experience with them they just turn out to be a salty bitch. I'd much rather date a trap.
>>28068173
>that entire picture
GAAAAAAAAY
She probably doesn't exist, and if she does she's likely to be a 400 pound autistic gorilla.
If she were at least cute then yes.
Will she adhere to her duty and give birth to many Aryan children?
I have no interest in her unless she can join me in creating the Aryan resurgence and ultimately TOTAL ARYAN VICTORY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASdk04vlLSg
>>28067309
Yeah I would but It'd be a really shitty relationship
Women are mentally inferior and that means they have plenty of problems, imagine a girl from /r9k/
If they're proper-fat (over 150lbs, unless they're 6ft, which is unlikely), then no; you have to atleast be able to maintain a decent weight and keep clean. I doubt any of them would put up with my shit though so it's academic.
>you will never sing a nasheed to a gf from /r9k/
>>28070015
>150 lbs is fat
Yeah if the nigga is a midget you fucking faggot
I guess if she would go out and do shit with me
>>28067309
>would you date a hideously ugly woman
probably no
>>28067309
I think I deserve better.
The average fembot is far too bitter and weak.
But there's probably at least one qt I'd like who lurks or perhaps posts here.
No. Fuck. No.
Blox
>>28067309
If her face is cute and she's nice and accepting of a NEET robot.
>>28067309
> implying they exist in the first place
>>28067309
>she's on r9k
Thats not a red flag, thats a black flag with a bleeding skull on it...
I was capable of turning a dyke into a half-dyke using my first and second kiss
what makes you think I'm going to settle for a bitter bitch OP?
>>28067309
Yes because if as long as we were both persistent I'm sure we could make it work.
>>28070642
a good fucking would be enough to cure any "lesbian"
I would. I'm not neet myself but I would.
eeer, one sec, from r9k? no thanks
literally the only reason I come to this board. Of course all "femanons" who don't act like frigid cunts are 1) underage 2) mentally ill 3) far away, but one can hope right?
CANADIAN WOMEN HIT ME UP
I'm a girl and I want a cute neet gf from /r9k/.
Only if she let me eat her ass without saying "eww"
>>28071213
What if I'm a boy but would let you turn me into a girl?
>>28071296
I don't know, anon...are you cute?
>>28071371
>I don't know, anon...are you cute?
Yes, I'm cute.
i'd date pretty much anyone age or gender if they were interesting and open minded enough to fuck around with someone like me
a lot of you guys burn bridges and stone wall, you avoid other people then talk about how you're lonely.
>>28071417
Me too : ^)
Oregano
>>28071515
>Me too : ^)
That's a perfect match, then. Wanna do it?
>>28067309
I've got higher standards than /r9k/ girls
>>28067309
yeah, just don't be fat, original comment senpaitachi
>>28071650
How do we do it?
>>28067309
Sure, why not?
original commentarino
>>28071762
>How do we do it?
Uhh I don't know. Email me?
[email protected]
>>28071794
Sent ;^)
Originally
>>28068532
Don't post that again.
>>28067309
As long as she's not fat and/or black
t. Blackbot9k1
There's only one virgin NEET Fem"bot" ID date off r9kBut Lynn hates me
Yeah if she's an artsy person. I dated a virgin NEET for a while last year and now I'm a cuck who doesn't learn. So sure why not? It can't go wrong like that again I'm sure.
Will I get to tongue-punch the fartbox?
>>28068573
>>confirmed beef curtains
Top zozzle
>>28071203
Breh, the fembots in Canada are all trash.
Don't waste your breath.
Go get a slag off /soc/, at least she'll help you become normie
>>28067309
>Would you date a virgin NEET girl from /r9k/?
A better question is "Could you?" And the answer is "No." Because inevitably (and I am not memeing here) they will find someone else within a few weeks to a month of talking to you, no matter how hard they whine about being utterly undesirable.
This is what I have personally seen occur with every single "fembot" I have spoken to thus far.
As a female, no matter how repulsive you are - no matter how irredeemable of a failure of a human being - you will have absolutely no difficulty whatsoever securing a partner who matches your every specification to ten decimal places.
what does an /r9k/ girl's pussy smell like?
do they shave?
I'd try but it might end up being awkward. I have trouble trying to keep conversations going, every time I try to think of questions to ask my mind goes blank. Works out if the person I'm talking to is talkative but I think most fembots are too reserved.
Is she relatively qt?
Does she have giant boobs?
Then the answer is yes
>>28067309
ofc i would. but im from chile desu
>>28067309
If she was a real girl, yeah.So, no.
>>28070156
150lb is pretty fat on a girl, famalam.
Like 20-30lbs overweight for a girl of average height.
