How do I find someone to be my girlfriend's sexual boyfriend?
I'm her emotional boyfriend and right now we've tried 6 guys to be her sexual boyfriend but none were good enough.
just let her open a tinder account and she can have as many sexual boyfriends as she wants then
wow man that must bee very hard. make sure to stay supportive of her because I am sure she is struggling.
>meet gf's sexual bf
>he's mean and patronizing to me
>tell him to cut it out when he and my gf start making joking about how my penis must be small
>says he'll beat me up if i ever talk back to him again
>emotional gf threatens to break up with me if im "mean" to her sexual bf again
>>28066722
>>28066764
I bet she's given you at least one kiss with the guy's cum on her breath.
>>28066817
>kiss
does your emotional gf let you kiss her? should i demand kissing privileges from my emotional gf?
>>28066722
Kill them both and then yourself. Come from behind with a baseball bat and go for a really hard hit on the back of his head and hope it works out
love, anon
>>28066722
We're here for you anon ;_; Let us know if you need to vent
what the fuck is this shit
fucking cucks everywhere
>>28066846
You have no power to.
Enjoy the ride
>>28067741
Fuck off back to /pol/ you ignorant prick
>>28066722
Geez, could you be more of a cuck? Put an ad on Craigslist or something. Go to a university and find some young stud to plug your gf.
What. This is beta fucking cuck if I ever did hear of one. She's gonna leave you for her 'sexual boyfriend' Chad after a few good lays man.
>>28066746
This.
And that's fucking hot BTW OP. you're living my dream.
Tfw no slutty qt gf to have casual fuck sessions with Chads whenever she's horny.
>>28067741
We're a tolerant liberal board
That's why we shit in hard and live with mommy
Go back to /pol/ with your hateful "independent" culture garbage.
I'm voting Bernie for more NEETbux to spend on my Bull's lube, and there's no amount of hate that can stop that
>>28066722
memes have truly gone too far
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that are incapable of identifying irony
