Saturday night New Holland thread.
What are you doing this fine evening ausbots?
Bamp blawx
No strayans 2nite? ;(
shit posting while listening to music like always.
>>28066019
Ahh. Hullo resident.
What song playing currently?
>>28065699
Bought two bottles of wine for $8 and now I'm cutting my arms to bleed
>>28065699
Looking for weed. Why can't I find weed goddammit. I even tried Craigslist but everyone wants me to use moneygram or some shit wtf is that.
Any Southern Suburbs Adelaide fags got the buds??
in melbourne with plenty of cash but no drugs...
>>28066156
Shoulda gone 5L fruity gordo for $15. Hang dat shit on a clothes-line and breathe in.
What do you get out of cutting your arms? Relief of some sort?
>>28066178
See
>>28066169
I feel the plight anon. How do I break the shakles of autism and find connections?
Just put my doggo to bed and now I'm listening to music and regretting that I dumped my gf
Least I got a new Bench PR senpai :(
>>28066187
>Relief of some sort?
The thoughts in my head build up for days. Today and yesterday I couldn't focus on anything because all I could thing about was how repulsive I am but when I cut those thoughts go away for a week
>>28066221
use craigslist
weed is so easy to get now its retarded
>>28066221
i just want to try shrooms or acid once to see if it can help this depression.
would be willing to pay 3 times the usual price if necessary.
>>28066225
Why'd you dump her?
>>28066250
I tried that but it feels way too sketchy and everyone wants money transfer instead of cash... Apparently I can release the funds after I get the goods but still too scared I'll fuck it up.
>>28066262
Didn't mean to. We both had really bad previous relationships (she was abused and I was drugged and raped) so we both have our own demons. She's an scholarship student and I'm on honours so we both have a lot of stress for grades. We had a tough week a uni and we started arguing and I just told her if she's not happy to leave. And she did.
I can't even look at her without crying and shaking and I'm a 6ft 2 boxer :( and from what her friends said she's not coping any better then I am.
Tonight's been rough due to an old injury and I thought i should come back to the board I first called home before /fit/, good old /r9k/. I really Missed all you robots
Would you ever date a Jehovah witness girl?
I want to ask one out but i dunno if i can deal with the super crazy. Need some thoughts.
>>28066254
I have had great experience with darknet. Feels way more legit than buying LSD from a dealer which, in my experience, has always turned out to be nBome.
Also if you're looking for a trippy/enlightening/mind-opening experience DXM is definitely worth a shot, and can be bought in high dose over the counter. Ketamine is known for amazing clarity towards problems/depression and DXM (also being a dissociative) can have a similar effects... Overall probably more weird/confusing than ket though lel
>>28066355
I've had the same temptation for a Mormon girl. But the religion makes it too hard man. Still - do if it you want too
Watching terminator 3.
Any other ausfriends go to the psych ward?
Where did you go?
RBWH for 2 weeks here
>>28066355
Don't even know what Jehova's witness' are- literally all I know is they go around knocking on doors with regards to something about religion?
If she's crazy religious and you are not religious, I would not do. But I knew a guy in highschool who was totally easy going, was very lewd/crass and generally not-uptight, and I was surprised to find out that he was a JW.
So if you don't think the religion thing is going to cause any problems it could be ok.
>>28066331
>I was drugged and raped
Sorry to single this out but I am honestly intrigued... So this was a woman, who drugged you and then had sex with your unconscious body? Or it was a dude?
>>28066368
>>28066416
Yeah I'm pretty relaxed about religion and i do really like this girl.
I'm just worried about the weird customs and shit JWs have. I don't think they even celebrate birthdays or christmas or anything. I like that shit.
>>28066465
Woman, and I wasn't totally /passed out/ but I couldn't move much and was so clouded. Kinda like a bad dream where you see it happening but can't do anything?
>>28066411
I was in the short-stay psych unit at Flinders Medical Centre (Adelaide) a few days ago. Now in some chrisis-care accommodation thing for a week. Not even doing anything mental health related, just having food prepared for me while I try to find some weed lel
>>28066361
Brisfag here
Ketamine and DXM seem to ward off depression for a while after use, but they are generally awesome drugs to chill at home with anyway. There's a lot of stigma around DXM but it's actually probably my favourite drug at the moment, K is too short lasting and really hard to get a hole on unless you IM it. MXE was a god tier robot drug back when it was still available, what I would give to M-hole one last time.. Makes me forget I ever had a negative thought in my life. Though Some of my best nights I have just done shots of DXM while watching Neon Genesis Evangelion lol
Going to drop some acid tomorrow and play vidya which should be pre fun
>>28066361
different anon but i'm doing some LSD tonight, good shit
>>28066512
How would I go with getting DMX? And how much to feel it?
>>28066505
Was she aware you were under distress? And what happened after, broke up straight away? Did anyone else find out?
>>28066576
She did, and so was she but it happened and we haven't talked since. It's been 3 weeks, and from what I'm getting we still can't look at each other.
We share 1/3 of our friend group, but after they found out most of them sided with me (out of the two of us I was the outgoing fit one and she was the smart kind one so Idk why they're choosing me over her)
>>28066521
Have you done it before?
And where did you buy- dealer or darknet?
When I first started using "LSD" I realised I had been using nBome the whole time. I would read reports of how LSD should be completely flavourless, but would still overlook the subtle metallic taste of nBome- until I got real LSD from darknet and was amazed to find that it is legit indistinguishable from plain paper lulz.
>>28066512
How often have you been using DXM? I lost the magic some time ago ;(
I used again for the first time in about a year recently and had a pretty strong trip but it feels so tainted compared to my early trips- just a massive bundle of confusion clouding everything.
>>28065699
Went on to beyondblue live chat and the counsellor disconnected with me, not sure how to feel tbqj wty famalam
>>28066564
DMX is a rapper senpai
Go to Chemist warehouse and find their cold flu medicine section, where the cough syrups are. Look for the Robutussin cough syrups and get the Light Blue coloured 200ml bottle labeled 'Dry Cough Forte'. The only active ingredient in it is Dextromethorphan and is the only syrup in Australia that contains it. The good thing about Chemist Warehouse is that they generally don't have them behind the pharmacy counter, and therefore do not have to ask for it plus it's never more than $12. Either way you can always purchase it without a script from any pharmacy.
The 200ml bottle contains 600mg of DXM, which on average is a high dose especially with no tolerance. However the first time I did DXM I took the whole bottle and had no problems, it was a fantastic trip with amazingly dissociative experiences.
You can take it two ways.
Pour the whole bottle in a glass, pinch your nose and scull like a champ and do your best to hold it down for as long as you can.
Or you can do what I do, which is consume the whole bottle over about 30 minutes by taking a couple shots every once in a while. That way I never throw up and always get a full experience with little to no nausea.
Weed can help but I would suggest only smoking a tiny bit so your trip isn't too intense because you're stoned af.
Also, listen to your fave music while coming up and watch Trippy videos on YouTube, like Electric Sheep in HD
>>28066777
FUCK any helpline. They don't fucking work.
Every time I try anything it just makes me feel worse. I love when I called up the acute care team from the psych ward that's supposed to help and got some woman who sounded like she was having a real hard time answering a fucking phone.
If you want to talk then talk to me.
>>28066564
Walk into chemist and go to the counter next to the prescription meds counter- where they have cold/flu meds and panadeine extra and shit.
You want "the dry cough" Robitussin. If they have trouble finding it, tell them it is the blue one.
If they ask why you are using it, tell them you have had trouble falling asleep due to a tickle in your throat- you can't stop coughing. Do not worry about whether or not you seem sick at the time of purchase, they do not care I promise. If they ask if you have phlegm say no. Whatever the case, if they try to offer something else, tell them you have used this in the past and you know it works.
>foot tips went to shit because poort Adelaide
>>28066830
>>28066801
Champs - thanks I've been cruising with codeine until now, should be nice to have something different
>>28066720
You can lose the magic really quickly with DXM desu
I've been using it sporadically since I was 18 and I'm nearly 23 now, trips are no longer really deep and trippy unless I do nitrous to really dissociate me, but I've learned to just enjoy the feeling of being on DXM while watching NGE or listening to music too.
Sadly as I've gotten older I've realised I need to take a shit tonne more drugs to get really good feels or mix complimentary drugs.
>>28066169
>'living' in the southern suburbs
Lol fucking degenerate, shouldn't you be smoking meth?
>>28066823
First time I've tried it, been thinking about it for a week... What really pissed me off was she said I wasn't serious about getting help because I didn't put my actual info on the pre-screening form (yeah I'm going to put my name, date of birth and phone number down, what the fuck are you thinking beyondblue), and that was right after I had just put down a scattergun of the emotions that I have been trying to articulate for about a year. So after finally verbalising just what it feels like, I cop some shit that basically just made me feel like I'm not ready to get better because I don't want to self-identify as a victim. Like I'm sorry it's somehow become the norm to be out and proud about being depressed, but I don't want my name attached to some incredibly vulnerable and depressing convo.
>>28066888
Elizabeth is a northern suburb mate, not a southern suburb
>>28066633
I'm sorry for your experience anon. Though I cannot relate to these friend/relationship worries. Loneliness ftw amirite
>>28066868
Dxm is really different to any drug besides maybe ketamine or really good acid, just be prepared for a deep trip senpai
The usual, fapping to cocks and butts
>>28066906
That's okay anon, it's the thought that counts - and I love every single one of yous
>>28066911
Will I be able to talk to people and play board games whist on it?
>>28066801
Nigga I been scrappin behind the counter this whole time and you now tell me I can get it off the shelf for $12? Revolutionary.
>>28066902
>"hi, what issues are you experiencing?"
>"I just don't feel good tonight"
>"okay, you don't feel good?"
>"I just feel really off"
>"okay well have you told your case manager?"
>"it's friday night"
>"okay well this is probably something you should discuss with your case manager. Now you're not thinking about hurting yourself are you?"
>"umm... what if it's already happened?"
>"well you sound pretty under control at the moment. Do you have any other questions?"
>"No."
I went on to cut all up and down my arms and scratched my face up with my keys.
>>28066959
Sorry that they were so useless, anon. If you need to talk, we're here.
>>28066959
We here for you homie
>>28066984
>>28066959
And then these cunts will act surprised when/if I kill myself. Seriously a major deterrent to suicide is just picturing the fucks at my funeral crying and acting like they didn't know I was struggling. Also pls bro no more self harming :,,( I think we can get through this.. I hope... I think more than anything I just want someone to tell me that life sucks sometimes, but it can get better... But no one older than me has ever spoken about depression or getting through it... Yeah thank ficking God we have depression awareness week and cunts making their fb status, meanwhile growing up no adult ever spoke about dark days. Are we destined to be sad forever? I fkn hope not
Pornography, homosexuality, drinking, drug use, cross dressing. Australia is a land of degenerates.
>>28066879
>unless I do nitrous to really dissociate me
Oh god only tried this once on DXM.Fell through the floor like usual with crazy detailed red patterns surrounding me. But I fell waaaaay further than usual, ended up on some sort of elevator that emerged into a room full of aliens and shit, had deep enlightening conversations about how the universe works and such.
When I came back to the real world I tried to plug my headphones into my computer but couldn't get them in. Was trying for about an hour I think. Woke up the next morning and found my headhone jack bent 90 degrees and weird scratchy dents in the carpet- turns out I was trying to plug them into the floor LOL.
>>28066903
Lol Southern subs guy here- was gonna reply with "at least it's not the Northern Suburbs."
But Noarlunga is pretty filth.
>>28066950
Like I said, it's kind of a robot drug. Dissociatives are a class of drug that is kind of similar to anaesthetics or even high doses of alcohol in a way. There won't be much stopping you from talking or playing board games, but I generally find socializing when I'm dissed is a bit of a chore. It's hard to even play a video game because your thoughts are scattered and often elsewhere than where you should be focusing them. That's why it's good to just lie down with your laptop in a comfy spot and listen to tunes with visuals or a good trippy movie eg. enter the void
>>28067062
our land abundant
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our beauty
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>>28067075
Kek, nangs and DXM go brilliantly together. The only problem is how ridiculously expensive a nang habit can become, especially when you're doing 60-100 a night while tripping on DXM.
Nothing will beat those early robotrips when you first start doing dex, I remember a trip I had where I just fell back as the come up was really hitting me and was riding on an energy wave that was the song Punching in a Dream by The Naked and Famous, it was luscious and golden and surrounded by pure white light which carried me though a neon green city with enormous Dynamo towers revolving and up through the Martian soil where I looked up and saw an enormous Flying disk decending over my head. Good days
>>28067136
>enter the void
Yeah it's interesting that I can generally maintain some connection to reality until I just sit still for a little while and then everything just falls away- and when I come back to reality it's like "oh fuck. I've been tripping that whole time"
>>28066902
I have a few friends who work for lifeline and they told me that they get so many dudes calling in to jack it over the phone that they end up being more blunt when talking to men who haven't provided identification and aren't in obvious distress because they are half expecting you to suddenly stop talking and reveal that you are beating off. They try not to let it effect how they treat callers but after fielding a dozen calls in a row of guys momentarily pretending to be depressed before launching into heavy breathing dirty talk it is difficult not to come off a little sharp to the next guy that calls in.
>>28066984
I wish I had friends to talk to, I tried so hard but it's too late.
>>28067237
Ahah fuck in an odd way that has made me feel better... I may resent life itself and be filled with nihilistic anger but at least I don't jack off through lifeline.. Feels pretty fkn good tbqj with you famosa, Ty for your support
>>28067250
That's alright senpai, don't let the normie mentality get to you. You can still be a good person and not have friends (shock-horror!), and idk,
Maybe you can even have a bearable life. I hope you're doing alright famigliani
>>28066862
>watching the inflated leather jew
ATTENTION ADELAIDE FAGS. WHO GO THE BUDS.
>>28067306
It's just these fucking anti-depressants are making me desire social contact again but it's so difficult after being a shut-in for years. Even posting info on /r9k/ I haven't found someone to talk to.
I considered calling a helpline tonight but thought I wouldn't even fucking bother because they're that fucking useless. I'm just getting drunk and bleeding again like a dumb emo faggot
>>28067384
Nah man don't do that, cmon famoulli. Go to sleep or some shit, sleep is always good I reckon (is this dumb gay normie advice? Idgaf I reckon this one is true)
>>28067406
I just can't win. I want to be scarred up and it gets worse every time. The psychiatrists and social workers can't fucking help.
I don't even care at this point. I'll wear a long sleeve shirt if I ever get a job. I don't care how I look. There just isn't that downside
>>28067406
>tfw dreaming
>tfw wake up again
>>28067486
who wants to be scarred up do youa ctually feel better when your cutting yourself its taking your mind off things?
focus on how much of a faggot you will feel having to explain the cuts, shame is the next best motivator after fear
>>28067250
I'm glad I don't desu, just puts a black cloud over people
>>28066169
Moneygram is a scam, you dumb cunt. Cash only.
>>28067752
I'm genuinely so fucking ugly that there's not really much I can reasonable do to myself to make it worse.
I've given up. I'll be in and out of the ward for the rest of my life and I've accepted that now. I'll never be right in the head and it gets worse every single fucking day.
Honestly, so many people knock it but they haven't tried it
>>28067795
so you cut yourself because you think you are genuinely ugly even though beauty is completely subjective? seems illogical, please correct me if i'm wrong.
>>28067785
Well I was too scared to attempt any sort of money transfer anyway but thanks for comfirmation.
That said, how can any dealer put themselves out there like that? Would cops not be onto this shit in an instant?
>>28067384
I doubt this will help at all, but my first real social interactions after being a shut-in for a few years were with literal pants-shitting retards, because I took a job in disability care. Its a good warm up to proper socializing because you don't have to stress about being judged when your conversation partner can't tie their own shoelaces. I like to think of it as a heart-warming tale of a mentally ill loser and a bunch of tards proving they could be useful for something, even if only helping each other. I would try to turn it in a screenplay but it probably involves too much butt wiping and assisted showering to ever get picked up by hollywood.
>>28067859
Well, when I try to get drugs off Craigslist, they always use encrypted messaging apps to message me, so I don't know. I have never used Moneygram to pay for weed, always cash cus I'm a paranoid cunt
>>28067859
theres a reason all the ads say to use money gram. same reason you cant use a credit card to buy drugs off the internet (read: le dark net)
>>28067847
By that logic then maybe I'm probably doing a positive because maybe more people subjectively think I'm more attractive with cuts
>>28067881
I actually volunteered once a week with the disabled. The down-syndromes made fun of me
>>28067898
Who the fuck are yotu
>>28067900
yes, by that logic your'e scarring yourself to be more appealing to certain people, not more people. which means you are scarring yourself to seek the attention of said people.
>>28068058
Does it matter?
I've never been attractive to anybody and I never will be no matter what I do
>>28067938
God's gift to boring threads, where morons think they can fight depression (read: chemical imbalance) by self medicating (read: making things worse)
Going to uni makes me sick, seeing all these young attractive women and knowing they only interact with and fuck chads, it makes me fucking sick knowing every single girl that isnt morbidly obese can get chad while most of us normal guys suffer.
Who /adelaide/ here? Semaphore represent
>>28068109
I think there was one reply in this thread which mentioned a potential benefit of drugs (something about depression and ketamine).
But pretty sure we're all just trying to get fucked up
who /brisbane/ here?
>>28068171
Homeless here. Currently around Noarlunga. Where's the goddamn buds.
>>28068193
Ive been trying to get buds for ages man
>>28068193
>>28068205
http://melbourne.craigslist.com.au/search/sss?sort=rel&query=420
>>28068180
Here
Do you want to be my friend?
>>28068205
I mean srs. You're practically in Port Adelaide. I'm in the toothless-scrub. We should be able to sit down at a bus stop and have garbage bags of weed pelted at our heads for free.
>>28068082
does it matter to me? not the slightest, i get paid either way.
to you? possibly, in the sense that it stops you from pursuing other things because you have placed so much stock in the need to be attractive and deem yourself a failure based on the few people who have, subjectively, found you unattractive.
>>28068248
Sure! The real question is do you want to be my friend?
>>28068245
>melbourne
Right.
I have tried Adelaide CL. Too scared.
>>28068267
No, everybody finds me attractive
>>28068278
It depends on whether I like you or not
>>28068266
youre mad its like you think this shit grows and trees or something
>literally buy seeds from everyonedoesit.com
>literally go out to a bush or plant the seeds in your back yard
>mfw ordering cannabis seeds is not illegal if you just collect them
>mfw some people confound me
thank me later
>>28068291
Stop being a pussy.
Use Wickr (Encrypted messaging app) taht doesn't require phone/email
Don't do Moneygram transfers, as it's a scam and people usually just run off with the cash.
Do face to face trades, for cash. Don't be an autist. Go get some weed.
>>28068245
Well im adelaide but how do i know which one of these is legit? Talkimg about how they offer heroin crack lsd and dmt makes me very sketchy
>>28068313
Well fuck how long before the plant has grown?
>>28068301
Well I guess it would be hard to be friends if we didn't like each other.contact deets?
>>28068336
If they sell/offer anything but weed, avoid them. That's what I do.
1. message them on wickr
2. arrange time and place to meet
3. message them that you're at place
4. tell them what you're wearing
5. do it in a public place so you can't get robbed
You don't really know they're legit until you've got the weed in your hand, then once you do, keep going to them.
>>28068316
-.-' I will try
>>28068372
Thanks man i really appreciate the advice
email: [email protected]
kik: cardboorubox
>>28068408
>>28068376
It has legitimately never been so fucking simple to get weed in Australia.
No other countries have such a thriving weed market on Craigslist. This is the golden age of weed in Australia.
>>28068367
>>28068435
Wow I'm fucking retarded
>>28068408
I was messaging this guy earlier anon think he might be legit:
http://adelaide.craigslist.com.au/wtd/5550846885.html
Bailed on the whole thing before I got too far tho, gonna try again.
Wizzy420 asks for moneygram.
Also you will notice most of the posts are by all the same people- it seems like there are only 4 or 5 discrete dealers in Adel.
>>28068515
>http://adelaide.craigslist.com.au/wtd/5550846885.html
Yeah I saw that ad, it stuck out as legit to me.
>>28068515
Yeah i found this guy and i was just about to message him when i read this
To advice anon, whats a good way to go about approaching them? As in, what do i say to make them think im legit?
>>28068592
"Hey m8, I saw your ad on Craigslist, can do you do me a quarter/fifty/halfer"
>>28068640
Thanks and assuming it goes far enough to make the deal, what advice can you give me to make sure i dont get caught/ripped off? How easy is it to not look sketchy in public?
>>28068592
All I said was
>"hey saw your ad on craigslist, am wondering if you have any pure indica strains [what he is advertising is a hybrid]"
>yup we have all kindsa shxt
>"cool can you deliver to [suburb]"
>yup
>"what's the smallest size you do?"
>we do a quarter for $120
I am a bit taken back by this price. I have paid $70 for a quarter in the past. But apparently this is medical grade, so can someone comment on whether or not this price is ok?
>>28068700
Do you meet him somewhere or how does it work?
>>28068688
Simple really, most people are just going about their day so don't really notice the you in the five seconds it takes to exchange weed/cash.
I've never been ripped off personally, like I've always been sold weed.
Best way to avoid getting ripped off is just making sure that there is an exchange of goods, not you giving him the cash as he goes around the corner to get it, etc.
He might also sell you something that isn't weed, but that has never happened to me, so I doubt this would be a concern, but always have a look at when he gives you to make sure it isn't parsley or something.
>>28068700
I pay between 80-120 for a quarter and between 160-210 for a half for a q. Good price depending on quality.
Muh competitive weed market.
>>28068736
Well he said he will deliver to my suburb so presumably he would drive to my door if I gave him the address, but I plan to meet in a carpark somewhere.
Still not sure if this guy is legit tho, the above convo took place a few hours ago after which I deleted the app. Only just messaged him again and awaiting reply- hoping he does not ask for moneygram
Played my Paladin on WoW private server (WotLK so I'm not a cuck class)
Now listening to Eminem and preparing to shower. Also watched an episode of Heroes tonight, was pretty good.
>>28068762
>Muh competitive weed market
kek.
>>28068780
GOOD LUCK
It's a bit late now though, isn't it? I scored this afternoon.
>>28068829
>It's a bit late now though, isn't it?
Yah he's prob schleepin ; - ;
Also Prob best to wait til daylight so my only defense against being mugged isn't some dingy street light 20 metres away aheh..
Who here /brisbane/ and wants to be friends with a mentally ill shut-in?
>>28068915
I dunno can I suck your dick?
>>28068878
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
P.S. Do not take screenshot, message came up "screenshot detected- copy sent to all recipients" lel.
>>28068937
Depends on how feminine you are
>>28068970
I have a beard but I could shave :^)
>>28068958
>moneygram
He's a scammer, sorry bud. There won't be a second meet.
>>28068987
That's kind of gay, man
>>28069010
pretty gay... 4 uyou know you want to
>>28068958
Fuck man this just replied to me saying yes and i was happy as fuck, but thank for posting this so i know to avoid him
uni is shit they don't teach you how to do the job they make you fucking write about shit and talk about your feelings FUUUCK
>>28068801
Which server bro
Was it lordaeron
>>28069130
>implying uni isn't an indoctrination centre
>implying degrees outside of stem and some english degrees aren't mems
>>28067136
>dissociative drugs
Would I be okay taking these if I might have s dissociative mental disorder. I'm not diagnosed proper, but sometimes when I look into a mirror I get this weird feeling that I don't know who I am. Like I actually forget who I am as a person.
>>28069140
yeah it was/is
>>28068958
>>28069051
I'm so sorry guys. Hopefully you find somebody soon. :(
>tfw Melbourne and have over 20 dealers and i've met them all and they compete to sell me weed cus i'm a great regular
>>28069130
>alright year 7's. It's time to get serious! Highschool won't be like primary. You need to prepare.
>bludge harder than ever
>Listen up year 10's! There will be no more bludging in senior years. You will need to do 5 hours of homework a night
>bludge harder than ever
>Get ready year 12's. Uni will not be like school, I promise you that. No more handing up work late. You won't have your hand held there, it's time to get serious
>MAAAXIMUUM BLUUUDGINGGG
Seriously uni is fucking pre-school.
>>28069287
Yeah man ive looked around and spoken to a few and none of em are legit
>>28069253
I've never considered that the two would be related. The dissociation from drugs is a spacey, trippy kinda feeling, and you can lose your sense of identity, but still I don't think this happens in a way that is conducive of depersonalisation disorder etc.
That said, ANY drug can severely exacerbate the effects of an existing mental condition (and dxm is very strong) so be careful.
>>28069378
Just move to Melbourne.
Adelaide is a shit hole anyway.
Rumor has it it's fucking shit for employment in Adelaide.
True?
>>28069428
Yeah pretty much man
Adelaide is just a big small town, its not really a city
>>28069325
I wanted training/knowledge in regards to the vocation (accounting) but instead I got report writing that's thinly veiled sociology/human science and fucking multi choice quizzes
>>28069426
Ok, it doesn't happen often. I used to smoke a lot of weed in my early teens, 19 now, and I haven't done many drugs since I was like 16.
In your opinion, how many shots of cough syrup should someone who has never done it before do?
>>28069474
>>28069428
WAAAAA I WANNA MOVE TO MELBOURNE OR SYDNEY WAAAAAAAAA
those cities are fucking dogshit.
>>28069597
Do it then, you fuckin pussy.
What other ausbots are staying up all night?
True ausbots never sleep
>>28069140
>>28069270
Horde Paladin, names Ekimu. Feel free to group up or erp sometime
>>28069687
Im piss drink and watching trailer park boys, which reminds me a lot of australia
>>28069509
There are 4 stages (plateaus) when you use dxm. Taking more gets you to a higher stage, with stronger (and surprisingly different) effects.
First plateau: energetic, "wow this is cool" (personally I have never fealt this stage and wouldn't even bother)
Second plateau: a major shift in reality, cool visual and bodily effects. Can be very intense. (I recommend this stage for first time, go for the low-end of this plateau if cautious, but I personally would go for moderate-high)
Third plateau: extremely intense, lucid dreams, open and closed eye visuals/dull blown hallucinations, can be very disorienting and you definitely want a nice quiet place with no interruption. Memory loss, possibly quite a bit.
Fourth plateau: memory loss. Intense. Disoriented. Don't bother.
Also there is another plateau whose validity is controversial, "plateau sigma" which occurs when you redose and remain high for many hours, and is often described as induced psychosis.
Use this to calculate: http://dxm.darkridge.com/calc.html
>>28069687
Didn't find any weed so gonna be up til at least 5. Prob won't reach tru ausbot status tho ;(
>>28069597
What are best city?
>>28069746
Thanks, that was helpful.
>>28066777
I always get the impression it's supposed to be people who are gonna kill themselves, but why would they call up instead of just trying to kill themselves?
Or maybe the people working there are the sorts who like to say how much they care and wanna stop it but honestly don't.
>>28069930
The type of people who generally call up are depressed females looking to talk to someone and spill their emotions out to.
>>28067056
It's all kinds of bullshit out there mang. Ignoring normalfags or just giving them dismissive acknowledgement helps me get less mad about their stupid shit and leaves me more energy to get mad about my stupid shit.
In the end, you're in it for you, there is no-one else.
>>28069846
You should read this FAQ: https://www.erowid.org/chemicals/dxm/faq/
It's pretty long but you really should know what you're getting into. If you don't wanna read it all, skip to the contents and see what needs clearing up.
At the very least, read some trip reports so you have an idea of how intense it can be.
Oh and I almost forgot! Cough syrup is so fowl it makes me wanna die. There is no way I could keep that shit down without something to kill the taste. And there are a lot of guides out there for how to keep it down, but I am amazed how few of them mention GINGER. It is epic for killing the taste AND prevents you from vomiting/naseau cos it's a total boss.
I recommend sculling a whole bottle (less if your dose precedes this) then munching a ~half teaspoon of ginger. Really try to munch it and get the taste all over your mouth to block out the syrup. Munch small pieces thereafter and try really hard not to vomit. YOU SHOULD BE HOLDING YOUR NOSE THE ENTIRE TIME, until you are satisfied that the syrup taste has been mostly quashed.
Or do smaller sips, but for real eat some ginger yo. I even munch a piece before hand to prep my belly for naseau and also to get used to the ginger taste which itself is not so nice.
>>28069687
That's me, anon. Gonna lay around fapping like a good lonely robot.
>at two packets of timtams today
Fuckin love that shit.
>>28069687
Can't go to sleep, my heads spinning and I feel bad. Don't even want to wank cause I'll get >tfw no gf
>>28065699
Reminder that I'm the only real ausbot.
Normies please go back to Facebook if you
>have been here less than a year
>are underage
>have kissed a girl
>use drugs socially
>have a good job
>only use r9k or b
>most importantly - have 0 mental illness
