I'm a demon
Ask me something and maybe I'll answer it
>>28065346
Don't snowflakes melt in hell, anon?
Is hell fun?
How do I lose weight? How do I communicate with a demon? How do I channel spiritual energy?
What chance is there the person I want to talk to will speak to me?
>>28065380
Do 200 push ups every day for a bit.
The kind that get your legs and back too, put your feet up.
Then do sprints or distance. Your choice. Keep doing push ups.
>No one knows your a demon on the Internet...we have phones too?
That last question I won't answer
>>28065346
How does one become a demon?
>>28065346
Will things get better for me?
Will you be my semen demon senpai~ ??
>>28065346
How to enjoy in other peoples sufferings?
You like sucking shit covered cocks?
>>28065346
How can I become a qt girl?
remember xiaolin showdown?
When's she coming back?
>>28065658
It takes time a long time
>>28066145
If you have a heart I have bad news for you
>>28066946
Time isn't really a problem. Were you always like this?
Specifically how does it happen?
>>28065346
Are you triggered by Doom?
How do I summon one of your brethren to destroy my entire town?
Yeah, uh can you go back to /x/ you roleplaying faggot
How is cheese made in hell ?
>>28065346
What are your powers? Can you be summoned by those who ascend into wizardhood?
>>28065346
why are you so unfunny and boring?
gotten allergies lately, i give you my soul and u get rid of my allergies. deal?
>tfw son of Satan
