Guys what do you do when you wake up before your boyfriend and you're bored and there's nothing to do
get a loaded gun
put in mouth
pull the trigger
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Personally I'd just post on /r9k/. You're already doing that, so good job Bandage.
>>28064831
Okay I did this and it didn't do anything because the safety was on
>>28064824
that's a great question OP I'm glad you asked
>make him breakfast*
>do the dishes*
>do the laundry*
>sit and reflect on how good it is to have a man*
>sit and reflect on all the positive and interesting things men do in our world so we can live these wonderful lifestyles*
* said no modern woman ever
>>28064824
snuggle him for a bit and then make him breakfast because im a good housewaifu
Smoke a bunch of weed
Listen to a bunch of garbage rap music
Make cuckthreads on /r9k/ because you don't want to accept that fact that you're a worthless whore
Oh wait you're already doing all of that.
>>28064914
wow, sounds like my kind of gf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=502Ye9dzaR0
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>>28064912
I can't do these because he is 600 miles away
I can sit and think about how nice it is to have him, but I'm always doing that
>>28064947
life is so short senpai
go to him and never leave him
>>28064914
>weed
>rap
ew disgusting get out of my thread
you don't even get a cute anime pic loser
>>28064953
I don't have the money to get there
>>28064972
for real? how much does it cost to go 600 miles? like $100?
I sucked on my bfswillywhile he was asleephe woke up so mad when i kept sucking after he came lol
i didn't realise that it hurt after you did your business
>>28064947
Well you can't cook breakfast but maybe there's some other nice thing you can do for him for when he wakes up? Draw him a picture or something. Browse the internet like you would normally do, but collect some things you come across that remind you of him or that you think he would like, and send them to him when he wakes up so you have stuff to talk about.
>>28064977
Well I wouldn't be allowed to stay at his house, so I would have to find somewhere else, and that costs a lot of money and I won't have any money if I leave my job here and it takes a while to get a job so I would have to live in my car or something but then I would be disgusting and no one would ever hire me ever
>>28065001
>"draw him a picture"
lmfo
say it with me, the four warms
>a warm meal
>his warm dry (cleaned) clothes
>your warm wet pussy
>and a warm hug
those are what your bf wants, not some collection of random shite you found on the internet
>>28065014
fuck it just drive over there and tell him you're sleeping in his bed with him, if he refuses give him a blowie
>>28065041
That was my first suggestion, but its a long distance relationship, dummy
>>28065001
Earlier I found a picture of Karen and Alice cuddling and I sent it to him, saying it was usHe reads all of my posts so this entire thread is also a secret "I'm thinking of you"
>>28065041
Go away
>>28065052
He hasn't moved out yet so it's not really his decision...
Stop posting lewd
bandage bandagee
>>28065085
I already slept and now I'm awake though
Let me guess. You're both trannies.
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>>28065080
you can't do any of the four warms from 600 miles away
>>28065094
We're both normal boys
>>28065091
buy a ring & propose asap!
>>28064824
Don't you have any hobbies or interest? movies, tv shows, anime, video games, minigames, youtube cat videos, etc.
Try https://slither.io
>>28065109
>buy
I hardly even have enough money to get there to him (I might not even have enough for this anyway), how could I buy a ring?!
>>28065117
It's hard to do that kind of stuff when all I can think about is him and wishing he were awake so we could talk
>>28065117
>slither.io
just tried it for the first time
not as good as agar.io
>>28065106
i swear if all these dudes actually looked like the androgynous little cocksluts they acted like this board as a whole would be much happier
>>28065258
Neither of us are sluts
He'snever even had a boyfriend before
Go away
I wish I could sleep with my boyfriend.
>>28065273
Sure you aren't, slut.
>>28065284
tch.......... fucking idiot retard fucker
*blocks you*
>>28065299
Calm down, there's more things to get angry about. Like your boyfriend cucking you.
holy fuck this thread is gay no one cares
>>28065318
What's wrong with that?
Are you you a normie?
>>28065258
>you're now living in a world where slovenly 300lb neckbeards who act like little anime girls on the internet are getting into relationships with each other.
>>28064987
>It hurts after he came.
???
That's just him.though I have a hard time keeping it up after I cum.
>>28065333
being an open gay is about the most normie thing you can do these days
uh oh
it's time to shitpost
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IN MY OWN THREAD???
what has the world come to...
*sighs*
>>28065351
What about being cutely gay?
Sometimes I like to think back about all the old memes I used to like
I miss them a lot
2008 and 2009 were the best years for me...
I was young but old enough to be browsing the internet all by myself
I wonder how different things would be if I never used a computer...
>>28065333
>>28065360
I like where this is going.
>tfw you will never prolapse a smooth twink
>>28065360
simpsons did it simpsons did it
>>28065383
This is what being gay gets you 2bh
I don't really have the time or energy to actually post paragraphs so you guys will just have to do with straight up spam
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he said that it was like that for all guys
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>>28065401
This thread is about bussi now, so post it or get out,
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>>28065408
Why are you spamming your own thread?
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>>28065401
Why is this fucking whore getting a real thread going? Go fuckin die in a fire you fucking piece of shit. No one here gives a shit about your life or what you do with it. In fact, if you would be so kind as to end it so that we will not have to be forced to witness these fucking orbiters ruin our board we'd greatly appreciate it. ^_^
Disgusting degernates, I cannot wait for the day you sub-humans are killed again. ~~desu****
>>28065467
What about this?
Does this help?
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This is now a bussy thread, post your best bussies,
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this is the "waaah i'm depressed" board, right?
>>28065502
Learn how to make friends.
It's not that hard. You have Steam.
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>>28065522
Holy shit just kys please. You eventually will, like most faggots so just get it over with
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>>28065525
there is nowhere to meet people
everyone is just a lewdfag, a "BANTZ"fag, or a dumbfag
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oh, we've gone full circle now...............
why are you doing this bandage?really, robot?
>>28065542
4chan is hypersexual. You don't need to be hypersexual to make friends with people who are.
They aren't going to try and be lewd with you unless they think you'll be lewd back.
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>>28065562
all lewdfags are the same and are lewd non-stop
it's annoying and disgusting and I can't get over myself to look past it
I just can't be friends with them, I hate them as much as people on this board hate me
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>>28065573
Why do you hate them? There's many idiotic people who are lewd but there are plenty that aren't.
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>>28065591
I hate lewd in general, because it's always depicted in such a degenerate way
almost no one cares about pure love and caring for someone
even lewd jokes annoy me, because it reminds me of the state of the world and of the people who live on it
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Start bringing a handheld system to bed, I personally bring my 3Ds and then I play pokemon with the sound off.
I wouldn't want to wake him up, he had trouble sleeping and needs it whenever he can get it.
Or you can browse 4chan on your phone.
If you're really stealthy at getting out of bed you can make breakfast, don't wake up him when it's done though unless you know he's slept enough.
I like to stay in bed until he wakes up and watch him sleep. He is the most affectionate in the morning. He grabs me and snuggles right into my chest and traps my leg between his.
>tfw it's a LDR and this can't happen every day of my life
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>>28065634
I'm in an LDR too
I wish I could fall asleep in my computer chair that way we could fall asleep together in a call, but it's too hard
Listening to him sleep is nice, it's like I'm actually there
>>28065618
>I hate lewd in general, because it's always depicted in such a degenerate way
You can't do very many sexual yet pure things over the internet.
>almost no one cares about pure love and caring for someone
The people who are in a relationship do.
>even lewd jokes annoy me, because it reminds me of the state of the world and of the people who live on it
They're annoying because those sorts of jokes are done by dumb normies.
>>28064892
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>>28065657
It's not about between me and him, the stuff like boipucci threads and stuff like that, everyone makes it degenerate as hell
>implying anyone even gets in proper relationships anymore
They're always just cheating on each other or just fucking around
Look at all the lewdfags on this board, always ERPing with each other just because all they care about and like is lewd
it's really disgusting
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>>28065652
Do you have a smartphone? You can download skype onto your phone or if you have a newish gen ipod. Then you can skype from bed, that's what I do.
I'm also really lucky though and my bed is close to my webcam so I could have sleep call that way.
>tfw qtbf thinks sleeping on skype together is weird
;_; I just want to feel close to him
>>28065703
>It's not about between me and him, the stuff like boipucci threads and stuff like that, everyone makes it degenerate as hell
Because most fags are extremely degenerate and thirsty. That doesn't change in real life.
>They're always just cheating on each other or just fucking around
That's way I said REALLY. I worked hard to get a new job that pays more so I can see my boyfriend more often, how is that fucking around?
>Look at all the lewdfags on this board, always ERPing with each other just because all they care about and like is lewd
You're on /r9k/ though. You may as well complain about nazis on /pol/.
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>>28065739
I don't know if he's all that interested anyway
Plus that would mean his sleeping is playing out loud
If someone walks by they would think it's weird and would ask me about it and I don't want anyone to know about him
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>>28065748
>Because most fags are extremely degenerate and thirsty. That doesn't change in real life.
this is what bothers me
>how is that fucking around?
I meant fucking around as in doing stuff with others
>You're on /r9k/ though. You may as well complain about nazis on /pol/.
you're right about this, but there is nowhere else to go
>>28065783
did you get your car fixed yet?
>>28065802
Yeah, which is why I have absolutely no money right now
>>28065818
you lied to me you are bandage!
>>28065831
I'm a lot of people, because posting just as Bandage is impossible
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>>28065852
dont worry......
its all over now....
>>28065783
Well the first thing you should do is stop caring about what other people are doing. Why waste energy and ruin your mood getting upset about degeneracy? I think furfags and are disgusting but I'm not going to waste my time caring what they fap to.
By giving them attention you're simply making them want to try and get more. People on 4chan act degenerate for two reasons.
1) They like being openly perverted. Some might even get off to it.
2) They want attention, which you are giving them.
Your thread was cozy before you started destroying it yourself. If you really need to just use 4chan X's recursive filtering. There, 99% of the degenerates in the thread will be filtered.
You should slow down a bit when you get upset and ask yourself if you're overreacting. Once you learn to control your mood you're going to be MUCH happier.
I'm writing all of this from personal experience mind you.
>>28065851
I just wanted to say I'm sorry for what I did to you before, I hope you are doing well.
take care
>tripfaging isn't a bannable offence
>>28065876
If I don't spam my own threads with stuff that doesn't bother me, they'll spam it with their stupid shit that bothers m
>Why waste energy and ruin your mood getting upset about degeneracy?
It's hard to ignore when they go out of their way to bother me
Even when I'm not posting as Bandage, they'll just start their stupid shit randomly because they have nothing else going on in their brains
Filtering it doesn't help, because I'd have to see their shitty posts to filter them to begin with, and I'll already be annoyed at that point
The only solution is to find a better place to go, but everywhere is horrible
>>28065887
It's not okay, it was extremely insulting
>>28065951
>they'll spam it with their stupid shit that bothers me
Pic related. Notice the "hide replies" link? That means if you filter one post, all the replies to that post are filtered too.
>It's hard to ignore when they go out of their way to bother me
>Even when I'm not posting as Bandage, they'll just start their stupid shit randomly because they have nothing else going on in their brains
Because they either dislike you, like your reactions, or both. If you don't react how they want they will get bored quickly. Trust me, I'm a shit poster.
>Filtering it doesn't help, because I'd have to see their shitty posts to filter them to begin with, and I'll already be annoyed at that point
Which is why you need finer self control.
>The only solution is to find a better place to go, but everywhere is horrible
Reddit. No really, 4chan isn't going to do it for you and Reddit has a culture of 'friendliness'.
So OP is a gay neet who is in a relationship with another gay neet over 500 miles away? Why?
You faggots need money to have relationships jesus christ
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>>28066023
>If you don't react how they want they will get bored quickly.
Except they don't
They gang up on me and work off each other until I stop replying completely
Everyone else who I'm replying to will stop replying, too, because they don't want to deal with the garbage
At least whenever it's people posting like that at me, I can hope it's just shit posting and not the way they actually act
No, it's just a circlejerk over who can be the most PC
No one is nice for the sake of being a decent person there
About a year and a half or maybe a year and three quarters ago, when I posted anonymously, I would often find people that were just comfy and were nice while also not being completely mindless and empty, and that's what I found appealing about this board
I remember so many threads where I was just hanging out with random anons talking about stuff without much memeing or shit talking. It was nice. It almost never happens anymore.
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>>28066147
>They gang up on me and work off each other until I stop replying completely
Because you have a trip. This isn't a new concept.
>No, it's just a circlejerk over who can be the most PC
There's plenty of places where people aren't PC on reddit.
>No one is nice for the sake of being a decent person there
They are though. Even I don't act like too much of a cunt if I ever do anything there.
>About a year and a half or maybe a year and three quarters ago, when I posted anonymously, I would often find people that were just comfy and were nice while also not being completely mindless and empty, and that's what I found appealing about this board
Yes, you were anonymous.
>I remember so many threads where I was just hanging out with random anons talking about stuff without much memeing or shit talking. It was nice. It almost never happens anymore.
Happens to me every single day I'm on 4chan. Yesterday I was talking about high resolution computers, my job, anime and how bad classic-4chan could be.
Do you at least have people you chat with outside of 4chan? I have two people I talk to through the day, every day. It's a lot more enjoyable than trying to have meaningful conversation on 4chan.
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Gee, I don't know, make a completely uncreative thread bitching and moaning about whatever concept you decide to be upset about today and generally pollute the board with more filth because you are a generic underage newfag who should slit your jugular. But you've been doing that for over a year now and it doesn't seem to work so perhaps you should find a new avenue?
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>>28066279
>Because you have a trip.
No one replies to my anonymous threads and posts anymore
>There's plenty of places where people aren't PC on reddit.
I doubt it. They're still probably hug boxy as heck. Even if they aren't, they're going to be about things I just don't care about
>Yes, you were anonymous.
I post anonymously more so than with a trip on
Well not recently, since I started dating my bf...................................................................
>Do you at least have people you chat with outside of 4chan?
I talk to my boyfriend every day. No one else talks to me or I don't talk to them, because it's either I'm annoying or boring to them, or they're annoying or boring to me.
>>28066377
>No one replies to my anonymous threads and posts anymore
It's better when you bait people lightly. This thread is a great example. Let's assume it was made anonymously.
You said you have a boyfriend, which implies you're either gay or a woman, but the people who are upset by this probably aren't going to put much effort into their posts, while the people who can relate to your situation are.
Most threads you make won't survive long, but you
ll have plenty that will. Giving up just makes your chances of having a nice thread drop to zero.
>I doubt it. They're still probably hug boxy as heck. Even if they aren't, they're going to be about things I just don't care about
4chan is hugboxy too. It's all about perspective. For instance /r9k/ hates 'normies' and people actively try to shun. How is that any different from Reddit wanting to turn away "trolls" with downvoting? Every community has some kind of circlejerking going on, it's only a problem when it starts being a clique where you have an established group of people who are "in" with everyone else being an outsider, no matter how long they've been posting.
>I post anonymously more so than with a trip on
>Well not recently, since I started dating my bf...................................................................
But are you still identifiable? I haven't used a tripode since 2012 or 2013 maybe, and people still recognize me, for better or worse.
The trick is to blend in enough that the bad people don't bother you and be identifiable enough to be recognized by those who like you.
>I talk to my boyfriend every day. No one else talks to me or I don't talk to them, because it's either I'm annoying or boring to them, or they're annoying or boring to me.
That's how it works for everyone. I'd try to find a few more close friends though. 4chan is no replacement for having friends, even if your friends are online only.
>>28066553
This thread wasn't supposed to be good to begin with, which is why I posted it with my trip. I just wanted something to do until my bf woke up. This thread is a horrible example
> For instance /r9k/ hates 'normies' and people actively try to shun
Yes and I'm not a big fan of this, too. Most of the time it's just memeing anyway................................... right?
And Reddit will downvote and ignore anything that isn't overly nice. It's different. You can't bee yourself there.
>But are you still identifiable?
No. Normally I'll keep a new folder of images to post, keep in mind to write with a different tone and use different words, and make up a pretend real life situation, that way no one can tell it's me. I've been doing this for years so I'm pretty good at it
>I'd try to find a few more close friends though
It's hard, I have nothing to talk about with people and I'm too autistic to play games or whatever
>>28066680
>Most of the time it's just memeing anyway................................... right?
No. 4chan elitists like to talk about how great 4chan was "in the old days", despite having only been here since maybe 2009 at the earliest. The best part of 4chan is that anyone can join in the discussion and not stick too badly. It doesn't matter if you've been here 10 years or 10 days.
Where else can you get that? Nowhere.
>No. Normally I'll keep a new folder of images to post, keep in mind to write with a different tone and use different words, and make up a pretend real life situation, that way no one can tell it's me. I've been doing this for years so I'm pretty good at it
Then perhaps you're reading into things too much. People aren't targeting you, they're probably just shitposting in general, like me. I'm not trying to be mean here when I say you should really learn to not care about the bad content. It really isn't worth getting upset by, let alone even looking at past a glance on the catalog.
If you can learn to automatically avoid the shit and find the gems on 4chan you'll have a MUCH better experience.
>It's hard, I have nothing to talk about with people and I'm too autistic to play games or whatever
Just be bandage posting all the time. I'd drop the trip, but keep doing everything else. There are plenty of people who like you for who you are. It's just a matter of trying to find one who you can talk to easily.
That takes a lot of tries, but it's worth it.
>>28066806
>Just be bandage posting all the time
bandage posting is shitposting and spamposting
>>28066966
And that stands out enough to be likable. I doubt you started posting with a sort of persona if you didn't like doing it even a little. I've personally witnessed people who like you posting, so why not embrace it?
>>28067006
Because no one wants to actually talk to a shitposting retard
>>28067033
That's amusingly wrong. I'm a huge shitposter all the time, even on /g/. Even I think some of the shitposting I did was really cringy and stupid, yet there's actually people who actually like me.
Same thing on /r9k/ to an extent. Just because I was being lewd doesn't mean I didn't actually have people start to like me for my personality/persona/whatever.
I don't mind your bandage posting at all, it's a lot better than most of the threads on /r9k/, and I'm sure others feel that way even if you don't get 300 post threads.
>>28067079
The shitposting is pretty much the only thing people like about me
It doesn't feel good
>>28067245
Do you give them a chance to know more about you?
Sometimes people get interested in the person behind the persona, and it's a great opportunity to make friends.
I know you don't like me (I'm Miles) but I'd honestly try being your friend. You seem like a neat person.
>>28065343
My bf is the same..
>>28064824
Suck his dick like a good girl/faggot
I can't wait until Bandage gets cucked and he's so despondent and miserable he barely posts on /r9k/ and when he does it's about how suicidal he is.
I'll be encouraging him to end it.
>>28067302
https://steamcommunity.com/id/chiruchirusan/
At this point I don't even care
Post a thread about how Im bored
>>28064824
>tfw want to suck my bf's cock
>>28067497
are you a girl? or no
im just curious
>>28067661
He's not
Read the thread scrub
>>28067661
He is a faggot, based on previous claims.
So no, he is not a girl
>>28067661
No
I wish though
>>28064947
If he's NEET, he can take a bus to your town and live in a homeless shelter so you can take care of each other and have sexual intercourse
>>28068649
Buses cost money
Homeless shelters are bad
off yourself you dumb faggot
>>28068695
*sharpens pencil until it's really sharp*
*stabs you with it*
>>28064947
>my boyfriend
>miles away
ahahaha you're a whore, fuck off already.
and by the way, severa is a shit character.
