Bodies of /r9k/ thread.
Post your physiques boys.
>>28063433
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>Original comment
bump/need more
Your hairy chest is hot.
>>28063433
rate 54m50n's
Alright.
>ave1127
>>28063433
can't be real
if it is, consider suicide
W-what does it feel like to have chest hair? I'm 28 and still am a fucking smooth skin ._.
>>28063433
My hips use to look like yours OP.
You're only hope is to go skelly mode.
Thanks god my shoulders save me.
5'7 92kg
lol
>>28063433
It looks like your torso melted.
>>28063433
This is why you do sports growing up, kids.
>>28063597
Why is your right leg shaved?
I have the exact same hips as op yet also have a 6pack.
Kill me
5'10
pretty sure I got the gyno
>tfw low T
Feels alright, boys.
One day I'll make it into sick kunt mode.
>>28063809
like it even matters
you will still spend 9 hours a day sitting on your ass in a classroom.
>>28063876
I will suck all the sweet warm milk out of your tits until theyre flat again. Then I'll use your face as a seat for my boi pussy.
It's funny how the average male's body looks absolutely horrifyingly ugly, when the average girl's body looks really fucking good.
Anyway you guys need to lift, this is fucking pathetic.
>>28063902
because a women needs to do nothing but not be fat to look good, they just need to look thin and nothing more.
>>28063902
>average male's body
men are supposed to have almost no body fat
women are designed to look good with a little body fat.
>>28063940
>men are supposed to have almost no body fat
Yeah, makes sense, that's probably it.
I'm an ogre lol
>>28063962
What the fuck is this? No, seriously, what is this?
>>28063962
What is that by your fingers?
>>28063975
A victim of unfortunate circumstance.
>>28063962
Dude
Cut your hair. You look like a disgusting girl
>>28063962
wheres your penis
>>28063962
yes. yes you are.
oreganopost
>>28063962
You don't look bad.You look really nice for lots of extra snuggly cuddles.
>>28063985
Diabetes thing
>tfw no qt gf to suck my man tits
>>28063902
>Anyway you guys need to lift, this is fucking pathetic.
Nah fuck that. I'm fine being average weight, don't have a gut, and I see plenty of chubby/non-muscular guys with GFs, so it's not that. It's bullshit how men are expected to have a six pack.
Muh lifting is just a meme, it doesn't turn you into a Chad and if you're awkward and ugly it won't make a difference to your life.
As for OP I've seen far worse, dunno what you cunts are on about. He just needs to lose a few stone.
> tfw really strong, muscular
> also manlet, so it doesn't matter.
I can't even become a trap because I'm too high test.
>>28064041
How can you stand having sex with a girl, though? Girls have really attractive bodies, and you look like a disgusting blob next to them. It makes me sick, it's so ugly.
>>28064058
>also manlet, so it doesn't matter.
How tall are you, robot?
>>28064078
Somewhere around 5'5.
I don't even care anymore.
All I care about is being an original comment.
>>28063902
>you guys need to lift
>>28064075
>you look like a disgusting blob
I don't though.
It's only recently that gymcel culture has become a thing. For most of human history men were slim, but they weren't ripped and hitting the roids. Oven yourself.
>tfw no gym buddy
Let's get fat, pasty, and hopeless up in this bitch.
>>28063962
Americans really wear those white undies?
I thought it was just a meme.
>>28064096
>tfw you couldn't trap
Well, shid.
>>28064102
>tfw want that body
>bottom, last picture.
Muhammad looking pretty aesthetic.
>>28064102
>implying those are natural physics or that you know what you're talking about
>implying lifting doesn't help
>implying
>(You)
cmon lads, you really shouldn't complain about le foreveralone til you've exhausted all possible options, fitness being one of those
>>28063433
nice chain brah
nah you're still a faggot
not one good body posted
>>28063889
>>28064250
I'd suck your cocks, no homo.
>>28063962
You look like a flat chested fat girl lol
>>28064250
How about fitness your dick in my mouth faggot
>>28063962
this is the pic that should be on the cover of underwear box, rofl
>>28064288
>no homo.
faggots deserve to die
>>28064289
I think it is a flat chested girl
>>28063843
Did it a while back to see what it felt like. Felt nice. It has taken absolutely ages, months, to grow back though.
>>28064156
Lifting doesn't help when you're pumped so full of estrogen that you're developing actual tits and womanly hips like most of the men in this thread are. The best course of action here is to just lose bodyfat.
>>28064322
>It has taken absolutely ages, months, to grow back though.
low test
>>28063876
>that horrifying feel when bending over to grab something
I wish I would have taken pics or weighed myself before I started exercising again 9 months ago. I've been putting in 3 to 6 hours a week of workouts and eating at a small deficit with higher protein but, I cant really tell if I've made any progress at all even though I feel way less sluggish and am able to complete much more than I could. and to think 4 years ago I could do multiple sets of 20 pullups
If you've recently started hitting the alcohol hard, I'd recommend you take it easy or stop now before you put on 50lbs of fat
>>28064288
no homo but I'd let you
>>28064290
lol jokes on you cum swallowing is p much stealing gainz
5'7 / 60kg
>original
>someone had the exact same height / weight as me
>>28064379
>5ft7
my deepest condolences.
>>28064373
u tried weight training yet lad?
you'd be surprised how much it can slim a guy
>>28064379
im 5.8
62 kg, currently on diet, my goal is skelly mode, something around 55 kg
>>28064331
Gee, you sure are fucking observant. Did you need to go to med school to figure that out?
>>28064394
Jokes on you, anon. I love my height and don't wish to grow any taller, for I am part of the femdemocracy.
I'm 18 though, so I can only hope the "growing past 20" thing is a myth.
How often do you need to run to have it make it a difference? I did that whole c25k thing and now I can run 30 minutes straight but I'm only doing that 3/week. Am I just wasting my time?asking here cause /fit/ scares me
>>28064426
just why?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>28063962
if you had a vagina, I'd date you.
>>28064397
not exactly. Cant afford gym and I don't control the food that comes into the house so I have to work around that. Cut out sugary drinks last week (was only having 1 or sometimes 2 glasses of juice a day) and some other sweets.
I'm pretty clueless m8, I cant really do any program where I have to eat a lot and don't really care to try getting big either. I'd just like to trim away like 20lbs of fat
>>28064487
i think it does anon, maybe you should ask for contacts aye.
>tfw gonna make it
I'll get a gf someday soon
hopefully
>>28064507
everyone is saying its a guy, and I've never seen a girl naked before.
Anyways, if she gives contact information, I will add her.
>>28064514
>/fit/
>underwear pretty much says homo
You're getting a bf friend
>>28064514
you look like you take it up the ass by brazilian trannies on the regular
>>28064033
Hello, me.
Origionallio
>>28064549
only in my dreams
>>28064537
I hope he's caring.
>>28063433
Here you go.000001111111115555
>>28064514
>tfw gonna make it
Good for you, pupper.I am jealous.
>>28064514
I fixed your picture for you senpai
>>28064566
whats your roid cycle?
>>28064514
>>28064562
>Hot guy I'd bf
>He is into tranny porn
Sigh, this board is hopeless. None of you will ever get a gf.
>>28064514
small dick. i can see why you lift.
who /bigribs/ here?
>ribs stick out a solid 2" from my gut making me look super skinny from the side when in reality I'm pretty chubby
>>28064606
>implying anyone would want a girlfriend from here
Face it, you're garbage and failed living life on easy mode hence why you need to come on r9k for the attention and validation. Try losing weight while you're at it.
>>28064606
I have a better body than him and I'm not into traps. Be my gf.
>>28064606
>picks the chaddest one
>sigh ur all hopeless haha none of you will get a gf haha
>>28064632
20% rule, women only go after the chads this thread even proved that theory..
>>28064582
All natural, but I never eat shitty food, drink alcohol, do drugs, etc.
>>28064574
I had to compare side by side, nice anon
>>28064691
how long ya been lifting?
>>28064691
I am 100% sure that that picture is either not you or extremely misleading.
5'4", 160 lb. My normal weight is 145 and I'm trying to get back to it, I hate being out of shape.
>>28064709
has that hard look towards it that gives off a steroid vibe, but who knows.
>>28063433
those child bearing hips
>>28064712
you look like a man you fucking tub of lard
>>28064712
>and I'm trying to get back to it
I wouldn't even bother to be honest
>>28064712
Jesus Christ, now i dont feel at all bad when i see females on this board trying to chat up chad when they look like absolute shit. I'm not missing out on much besides a show to a beached whale carnival.
>>28063890
It does m8
>>28063576
This fucking post image combo
Pretty skinny. 5 ft 11. 21 years old.
>>28064554
Hello, me/you.
>>28064706
I do calisthenics, but I used to lift awhile back. The reason I switched is because calisthenics make me feel better.
>>28064566
>people pretend to be other people with google image search available to everyone
http://www.taringa.net/posts/imagenes/4907843/Armada-Argentina-Fotos-Los-Heroes-del-Atlantico.html
>>28064773
> calisthenics
Alright now i know you're just fucking with me.
>>28064773
That's not you though.........lol
>>28064712
>implying this is a real girl
where are your boobies
>>28064833
I'm wearing a sports bra.
>>28064844
you look like shit, hell you just look like you fucking stink for some reason.. your flapjack tits don't help your case either
>tfw will never find the motivation to pick up lifting
r8 pls no bully
>>28064844
>I'm wearing a sports bra.
Be my fat gf.
>>28063433
My body looks like this too. How do I fix it?
>>28064454
s a u c e
blox blox blocks orginal commentaro
>>28064867
if her pussy stinks like the great depression just holla, i'll lend you my gas mask
>>28063902
The average girl's body looks like shit. Girls only look good with clothes on most of the time. They don't look like they do in porn.
>>28064860
cute tummy/would rub
>>28064888
>. Girls only look good with clothes on most of the time
10000000x fucking this so many times i wish i could just fuck them with clothes on because they look like shit.
faggits hiding their faces
>>28064943
get banned for that shit homie, as well as retards on here saving your face and constantly posting it out of spite.
>>28064943
Your shoulders look pathetic. Go back to Auschwitz.
>>28064120
did you take this underwater?
>>28064956
working on that but the fuckers won't grow
>>28064956
so do all skinny guys in here tbqh
>>28064712
My normal weight is 145 and I'm 6 feet tall. You should be aiming for around 110 pounds at that height.
>>28064973
i highly doubt the cow will achieve that.
o-ok
during a bulk,looks not so good
>>28064891
Thank you i thrive on compliments
>>28064973
I have thick bones and muscles, I ran track and lifted a lot in the past. If I was 110 I'd be fucking anorexic.
>>28064860
I like your cat, you have an average body.
>>28064995
>thick bones
Top fucking kek.
>>28064995
you're a dumb cunt and look like a man, are you a tranny?
>>28064996
Thank you, i think.
I dont understand how i have more chesthair on my left side
>>28065010
No, are you? Also, I find it funny you're all tossing insults at me and not any other overweight bodies in this thread just because I'm not male.
>>28065031
>I'm not male.
holy fuck because you straight up look like a fucking man. the body and especially the chest/shoulders.
you look weird
>me 5.9ft 65kg
i have a gf she
>5.5 ft 54 kg
serious question, im kinda skelly, do i heed to start lifting, or its dont realy matters, in palce where i live, every man is lifting
>>28065031
>tossing insults at me and not any other overweight bodies in this thread just because I'm not male.
No, it is because you look the worst.
posting again
i just have a hole in the side of my boxers, they're not some kind of weird fetish underwear or something
>>28065057
pretty much this, sadly.
>>28065063
At least shave that nipple hair.
>>28065056
I think basic English should be your priority atm fampai
But yes you should start lifting
>>28065063
Wtf, you have nipple hair
>>28065079
its dont realy matters
>>28064712
To be honest all the people trying to ridicule you is kinda absurd, maybe because of the general women hate in this board but you look okay. Good luck on your workout or w/e.
>>28065026
Same thing happened on my chest too, although mine happened because I shaved only the left side of my chest and not the right, and that area grew thicker
I'm so fucking drunk i can't keep my eyes open
5'11
>>28065124
are you the strayan chink
>>28065124
because you are asian
>>28065129
no im the doctor chink
186 cm, 6.1 ft
63 kg
>tfw halfnig
>>28065180
>lemme slouch to make it look like i have a six pack
shame your body slithers away when you stand lmao
>>28064097
My front side.
I work out but since I eat sometimes once a day it doesn't matter. Too poor to afford a half decently stocked kitchen beyond a few days.
>>28065197
thats true i normally have the body of a girl but this was the only pic on my computer
>>28065073
Why? So I can appeal to your raging homolust for hairless Asian men?
>>28065084
You may have heard of this little thing called "evolution".
>>28065224
good picture to use on KIk for sluts and shit.
I drink a Iot.
>>28065203
>stretch marks from gaining too much weight
...i don't think poverty is your problem, anon
>>28064712
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
It's not like anything bad will happen from posting it.
>>28065310
You look like you're British. Are you?
>>28065328
I bet 5 pounds he is
>>28065310
Sure dont worry about it
>>28065328
Unless Bongland also shares the same time as Toronto, no.
>>28064712
OP has a more feminine figure than you, tbqh, whore.
>>28065352
I like how if you have to slide to the next screen, your finger must come in contact with my crotch.
>>28063433
cbf censoring my cock, you faggots have already seen it anyway
trying to reduce that belly fat
>>28064844
I honestly believe you dont look that bad, if youd have a nice face id gf you and most of this thread would except for that gay chad
>>28065513
of course you don't, you're a thirsty loser who'd fuck his own mother if he could.
>>28065124cute
originaall
very skinny but potentially good figure, and am I the only nonwhite here?
at least im 180 cm
also OP you look so much like h3h3
>>28064995
>thick bones
The average human skeleton (male) weighs only 8 lbs, stop with this excuse.
>>28065452
This is me but in better shape and more belly hair.
If I was a girl I'd find this hot I think.
>>28064606
Get out you ugly whore. :)
>>28064373
This is literally the perfect amount of hair and belly softness. The excess skin is negligible
>>28065523
not fat, nothing special but not disgusting either
add nice personality and pretty face and yea fine with me, because my own personality is compatible with so few girls I care about personality more anyway
>>28064712
I fixed your photo for you.
>>28063433
5'10", around 117lbs in this picture from a few years back.
Right now I'm at around 133.
>>28064606
Well, to be fair, who would want to GF you??
This isn't an excuse to post my diaps at all.
>Tfw lose lots of weight and gain it back
>Tfw multiple times
I still need to lose some weight 2bqh
>>28065988
Absolutely fucking disgusting
>>28065945
Please eat something Jesus fuck
>>28065939
wow, all those food look really fitting in that picture. It's like they belong there.
>>28065410
So just wearing pants was too much too? Why are you hard? Why are you holding your dick? I don't think censoring was ever part of your plan, now was it
>>28065410
I haven't, but I saved it, my friend.
>>28065988
goddamn fucking shit fuck
>>28066028
AM I KAWAII? UGUUUUUU~
>Absolutely fucking disgusting
y-you too
I think alot of you have Klinefelter syndrome
>Taller
>Fatter around the belly
>Clumsier
>Slower in developing motor skills, coordination, speed, and muscle strength
>Breast growth (about one-third of teens with KS have breast growth)
>Less facial and body hair
>Reduced muscle tone
>Narrower shoulders and wider hips
>Weaker bones, greater risk for bone fractures
>Lower energy
>>28066151
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!
>>28064860
What is the scar from? Surgery?
>>28066049
Sent it to some thirsty grill off tinder, couldnt be fucked taking another photo
>>28066151
You would be perfect if you didn't have a diaper fetish wtf man
>>28064379
How are you so fucking fat at 60kg? im 61kg at 5'8 and a fucking skelly.
I win this thread
Originale
>>28066152
wow, holly sin of fuckin spin
never hear about this, thanks bro
>>28066332
Jesus fucking christ.
You could have posted a warning first, wtf is wrong with you, im eating here
>>28066265
Why would I be perfect without it?
>>28066152
>most robots are infertile
>>28066332
you not deserve to kill yourself, please leave
>>28066332
cool, a new low
Who /home gym/ here?
>>28066332
the body of a white knight.
>>28066332
I nearly vomited when I saw this. No lie
>>28066382
>that one clown that isn't a robot but posts on r9k for the attention and validation
>>28066382
are you even homan
>>28066332
>>28066382
A drastic difference.
>>28066432
I'm working on becoming like that. Wish me luck!
>>28066402
I'm more robot than you will ever be, trust me, except I am autismal about working out.
>>28066447
sure you are, fuck off dickhead.
>>28066444
If you're: >>28066332
and you pull this off: >>28066382
I think 4chan in general would be amazed.
>>28066444
you would fail cause you degenerate wizard pedo human waste.
>also checked
>>28066459
Let's see:
>wage slave in a dead end, high stress job
>KHV
>in debt up to my eyeballs
Your turn
>>28066491
>im a robot more than you ever will be
>here's a picture of myself and half my face
Good try, faggot.
>>28064121
amazing atheist?
>>28066491
>wage slave in a dead end, high stress job
Wow, just half half the world.
>in debt up to my eyeballs
No ones fault but your own, fuck off you failed normie.
>>28066332
hi pepe
organic comment
Anyone /excavatum/ here?
>>28066474
In a couple of years I plan to look like that, senpai
>>28066541
allah akbar, inshallah brother!
lets see
originaloo comentoo ay
>>28066531
Hopefully this becomes a new r9k meme
>>28063433
>Bodies of /r9k/ thread.
>Post your physiques boys.
Kay.
>>28066601
one woman posted and she got BTFO by bitter aspees
>>28066601
LMBO what the fuck is that?
>>28066601
dude are you growing a paid of tits?
>>28066601
That gyno. Pinch your nips so milk comes out.
C'est moi
>>28066347
Soft hair bellies are god tier
>>28063433
>Europeans are worried about THIS taking their women
>>28066659
i take pictures in this pose because it makes me look bigger and more cut than i actually am. i know your secret boy
>>28066659
le frog fucker
>>28066659
Anudda 1
>>28066706
is your spine fucked up or something? can you not stand straight?
>>28066714
I can stand alright fammo
>>28066734
why do you look very plain and soft now?
>>28066750
That's one of my oldest pics
Here's one of my newest ones
>>28066784
but you look the same..
>>28066784
you look like shit lad. maybe stick to /fit/ and start posting your shirtless selfies again a year from now
>>28066005
No you need to gain some muscle, you're skinny enough.
>>28066659
>>28066706
>>28066734
>>28066784
Attention whoring faggot. How many dicks have you sucked? Do you like it up the ass? Do you prefer using dildos or butt plugs?
>>28066814
How about you say it to my face
you gigantic pussy
big man on 4chan
>>28066659
>implying you speak french on an american imageboard
Wep lad, i think it's pretty common with the french lurkers
>>28066382
Check, but who /natural/ here?
>>28066796
I'm more cut now
Also, strength is more important to be honest. coming up on a 85kg max bench
>>28066809
>>28066814
I just fuckin posted related to the thread and you guys started bullshitting with me
I ain't gay
And this guy >>28066821 is not me
>>28066831
I'm Norwegian
Pls be gentle guy
6'2, 190 lbs
>>28066845
>nigger
ew lol
>>28066841
>da phuc
>you faggot
>>28066683
But diaps are soft and feel good too tho.
>>28065242
If you worked out you'd have chad abs
>>28066859
He probably looks much better than you desu famkan
>>28066845
go be a monkey somewhere else.
>>28066845
Ooh bby ;)
>>28066841
Oh man, when you said "c'est moi" i was thinking of a french guy.
I actually am french...so you see, if you know what i'm saying.
>>28066838
why do you shitpost here?
you clearly not a fag
go to siberia or alaska and fight with bears, bruh
>>28066886
fuckin cant say kek anymore
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>28066838
Dude you must be one who those fat as fat ass "I lift for strength faggots" if you think that isn't achievable natty.
