>Buy box of condoms even though virgin
>Decide to just try wearing one for a day on my penis
>Been doing this for the past two years now, every morning i put on a condom and go to work
Anybody else have some weird habits?
you put a condom on your flaccid dick?
do you take it off and put it back on when you have to piss?
I don't believe you.
>>28062777
You went to a christian school, didn't you?
>>28062777
isn't this from an episode of south park?
fuck off OP, if you're going to make a thread at least come up with the material on your own
>>28062791
He ties it around his dick you fucking retard.
my neighbour gave me a key to her house in case of emergencies
Sometimes I go in her house while shes at work, strip off and walk around her house reviewing random items in her livingroom like a youtuber
and i sit on her couch pretending to talk to her except with my cock out
sometimes drag my balls and dip my cock into her fridge ingredients