>about to go to a party at some dudes house
>heart already pounding
What the fuck do I do?
Have a couple pre drinks. Calms you down then if you get there and you're acting weird just be like sorry guys guess I overdid it on the pre drinks
>>28062235
I'm in the same situation OP. Currently on the bus sweating bullets. I guess just drink and try and be sociable.
I'll probably end up a corner somewhere listening to Elliott Smith and wishing I was at home playing URF
>>28062235
Pre-Game
Get a couple of drinks before you go to lower your inhibition so you dont feel autistic but not enough to trash early. Maybe 2 to 3 shots of vodka will help
It's 3 am.
Why are you going to a party?
what do parties even consist of? Do you play party games or what?
>>28062341
>Its 3 am in every part of the world
>>28062341
WOOOOOOoooaOAOAOAOOoooooooh HERE SHE CUMS
WATCH OUT BOI SHE'LL SUCC U UP
WOWawOAwoOWWO HERE XHE CUMS
She a maneater.
>>28062352
In the multitude of parties I have attended, I can say with confidence that most parties consist of playing pass the parcel, throwing bean bags at each other, and maybe a round of duck duck goose if everyone is feeling brave. Don't forget to bring plenty of capri sun to keep yourself hydrated and in party-mode.
Get a match, get some gas, burn the house down
>>28062413
This pretty much.
Don't forget to take your party bag home. I usually get some balloons and bubbles in it.
>>28062235
don't drink too fast though, noone wants to invite the guy that was vomitting everywhere after 40 minutes
>>28062413
I feel like you're misleading me...
>>28062235
Bring a 2L bottle of soda to share, a GameCube controller and your copy of Mario party.
>>28062509
There are fucking girls at this party you niggerfd
my hands are shaking I think I'm gonna faint I drank so much I feel like I'm gonna puke already
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Whatever you do, do not get too drunk and make a fool of yourself. Pic related, how you will end up after 20 beers.
>>28062235
just b urself my man okay?
>>28062620
You're already drunk? What made you think that would be a good idea you retard?
>>28062687
It's the only way I can get the motivation to head to a party as well
I fucking hate parties
>Only know like 3-4 people that are already talking to others
>Conversation topics are uninteresting
>Stupid music
>Forced to drink alcohol to fit in
>Unnecesary loud noises
>Typical whore with cheap drama calling everyone's attention
>No good places to rest from the noise besides leaving
>That constant feeling of wanting to go home
And the worst of all is that 90% of the population loves this crap,especially women
>>28062235
Start doing squats in the corner, this is the sign that you want to mate
