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Early morning teleshopping edition
Considering buying a nutribullet
>>28061632
Thinking about venturing outside for once lads, I'm hungry as fuck and have no food in. Thinking about having a maccy's breakfast and then hitting up Subway to try the mega melt. Either those or a full English. What you says, lads?
>>28061863
Fast food today, full English for Sunday
Watching a 20 minute ad for some kind of exercise thing. I do so enjoy watching thin white & very pale black women stretching and flexing
There's too many fat people around these days
Morning lads, anyone doing anything today?
Need to clean my room and get around to making a CV~
>>28061863
>What you says, lads?
Go for it senpai~
>>28061920
>>28062092
Alright lads. Maccy's bagel and subway melt it is. I'll have the full English tomorrow. I'm gonna be moving soon to the middle of nowhere and there's no places to eat around there. Feels bad man, gotta enjoy it while it lasts.
h-happy birthday to me i guess
It was my last day of retail work yesterday lads. I start an office job on Monday, pretty excited. 9 - 5 monday to friday, it will be nice not to work bank holidays, weekends and christmas and new years.
>>28062092
Plan for today is mainly to fight off a hangover and shitpost while still cringing about how awful my shitposting was while I was drunk last night. It's all just just a little bit of history repeating.
>>28062520
I do exactly the same thing, then I remember, I'm posting anonymously. And I just let myself believe I didn't really post those things at all. It was somebody else. Somebody cringier than myself.
As recompense for my shitposting, have some harry.
>>28062689
I just want to rub him between his eyes :3
>>28062260
happy birthday pal, i'll eat this brioche roll on your behalf
>>28061632
Used some benzos last Saturday. At home. Used too much and started falling over the place. Family knew what we're going on. Fuck
>>28062745
They intercepted my fucking scale too fuckkkk
>>28062738
thank you anon, my first happy birthday
>tfw new girls pills arrived
going to be a good day lads~
>>28063003
whats the point when youll throw it all up again?
>>28063003
>still hasn't posted pictures
stop teasing us
>>28063016
I take them when I wake up and before I sleep senpai. They have plenty of time to dissolve before I purge~
>>28063026
I do not really have the confidence to post pictures in these threads~
>>28063062
I also lurk your blog
>>28063062
But you have the confidence to make such a decision as to take them?
oh dear, seem to have gotten myself in a spot of bother
Lie in with my cat Tbh
>>28063003
Mate I really think you need some help,
You're clearly not all there
Don't become a woman because some twats on a Jamaican crab racing forum think it's sexy being a trap
>>28063150
Honestly don't give a fuck about your normie problems, fuck off
>>28062260
happy birthday lad
how old are you now?
>>28063150
Was there intent, or are events being overly analysed?
>>28062260
Burger here
today is also my birthday
>>28063269
25
>>28063293
happy birthday yank
>>28063265
youre in the wrong place faggot, all the "normies" you complain of, we are the thread, we give all the content, you arent wanted here so fuck off to wizardchan or something
>baww tfwnogf i am such a loser baw baw baw
>>28063150
you're boring mate, can you fuck off
>>28063317
You're in the wrong place norman.
My breath stinks of vomit. Going to try and stop as I feel it's putting a strain on the banter with the lads. Post the waifu as a temporary way to relieve suffering.
>>28062092
Going to get some work done I guess.
>>28063301
Spent my 20th birthday alone on /brit/ desu, there are some good lads there who gave me (happy birthday)s. A few robots amongst them too.
>>28063346
funny, you seem to be in the minority, how about fucking off and taking your non existent problems with you
>>28063317
Whether you're baiting or not, everyone knows that abnormies come up with the best content
>>28063359
>you seem to be in the minority
>>28063349
Don't do it for us lad, do it for yourself. You deserve to be healthy and happy.
>>28062260
Happy Birthday pal, hope you have a nice day.
>>28063265
True. There should be more waifu posting, more poleboo/tilde posts and more talking about how we hate everyone because we're all fucking virgins. That's definitely what this board needs more of.
>>28062260
Happy Birthday......it doesn't get better.
Morning lads. Went on the piss with much older normies last night and only got caught staring blankly into space 3 times. Got some funny looks and they kept asking me how I can be interested in nothing. It's not like I can answer "I want to die" when they ask if I have any goals.
>>28063349
She's real
>>28062498
office jobs are the way forward, I could never go back to retail
>get paid minimum wage
>Have to deal with shit customers all day
>Work every single day in December but company 'generous' enough to give you christmas day off, still have to work boxing day and new years day for the 1 or 2 customers who will come in those days
>get paid 9-5 but end up working from 8:30 until 7 every day
>get called in on your single day off every week, check payslip and see you dont even get paid for it
>there are staff who get paid twice as much as you to watch you do the work
>Manager wears a suit, suddenly thinks he is Alan Sugar
>Not allowed more than 20 seconds every 4 hours for your toilet break
>Sometimes dont get a lunch break, company still docks an hour of your wages (even though your manager says company policy is 30 minutes for lunch breaks)
>Get shouted at for not greeting every single customer, greet the next customer and he tells you to fuck off, get a disciplinary for angering a customer.
How do we bring hentai to the west?
>>28063150
That bitch is a live grenade.
>>28063481
/r9k/ is an abnormie board you cretin, fuck off
I hate tilde/pakipoo and waifuposters but I miss the old days of /britfeel/ not this shit, fuck off
>>28063265
I know and I do regret forcing my normie drama on others but I still keep doing it because normies are cunts.
>>28063273
yes and no, didn't go there to fuck her but was definitely open to the idea until I arrived and realised I am more than lucky to have a gf who's as chill as mine and that my self worth is not measured by how many girls I can get to touch my cock.
>>28063320
sorry for being boring but I probably won't fuck off until I get bored of annoying people with my normie shit
>>28062260
Happy birthday my black waifu posting compadre
I hope you have a nice day :^)
>>28063666
Our board now. So why don't YOU fuck off. And while you're at it, don't forget to lick my asshole you scummy little cunt!
>>28063727
>asshole
foy
oc
>>28063727
>asshole
On your bike yank
(Also atrocious bait, apply yourself)
If you want to discuss normal shit why not do it on /int/ brit, the most normie of all brits.
>>28063667
Should probably apologise and completely cut off your ex.
If theres one thing a I hate more than attention whoring roasties its lads who take the piss out of them and turn them into insecure attention whores
>inb4 muh lady
>inb4 fedora picture
was my 27th on wednesday woop woop adult shit.
didnt do anything on the day so went out last night, got to see some friends of mine's first gig as a ska-punk band in a grimy little pub then heard about a squat party nearby only to turn up to see a wicked dub punk band called the sporadics playing, danced & moshed like a nutter got horrendously drunk on 7% polish beers, had a line of ket and threw up all the way home.
been so fucking normal recently it was good to have a little blow out.
pretty hungover right now but considering going to the park later to juggle & play kendama in the sunshine
>>28063738
>>28063773
Don't forget to use the underside of your tongue while nomnoming my buttcrack, and make sure you lick the crusty shit out, it's starting to itch. Attaboy.
fuck me lads, no idea what happened last night but i've woken up in a house with a woman im guessing is in her 30s. she's putting me a breakky together, if ur a decent looking 20 year old go out n pull ur self a milf lads its the best thing u'll ever do. gonna dog her before i leave might try get her to lick my asshole tbqh
>tfw I will never be a normie
>>28063817
>Indulging post wall women
What are you doing lad.
ALL NORMIES GET OUT NOW
I SWEAR I WILL BURN DOWN EVERY NANDOS ON THE PLENET IF YOU DONOT LEAVEEEEEEEEE
FUCK OFF
FUCK FOKCCCFJGNMG
>>28063850
easy pickings lad
>>28063317
Fuck off you awful normie cunt. Proud member of the #robotalliance here
>>28062498
>>28063607
Retail work seems like the worst. I only make minimum wage but it's a cushy office job where I spend most of my day sitting and I get weekends off.
>>28063861
Nah. I've been lurking here for years mate. Even have a girlfriend and a job. I just like it here, tis amusing.
>inb4 the ree
>>28063150
Ok be honest, did you smash that?
Because 'went over to meet her cat' is an amazing euphemism. And if you didn't smash that you wasted a prime opportunity.
>>28063481
normie posting isn't any better
>>28063346
>Norman
The vast majority of /r9k/ are just normal people who pretend to be virgins because it's funny and to screencap threads for Reddit.
I genuinely can't see how you can be a virgin in this day and age. Women are more promiscuous than at any other time, and being that half the population of the world are women, it means that you would have to intentionally try to avoid sex in order to be a virgin.
That's how you know most of these 'ahhhbloobloo I've never hugged a girl' stories are fake. They are completely unbelievable.
Entertaining though.
Happy st Georges day /britfeel/
Remember, if you are unironically vote to remain in the EU, you should not be celebrating
Friendly Reminder: If you constantly crave human contact, you are a normie.
Really jealous of everybody that can drive, tbqh.
Failed my test twice already, feel im about to fail for a third time.
>>28063904
GET OUT NOW OR I WILL FUCKING SHIT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND PISS ON HER NICK
>>28063807
Probably not your intention but you've given me a proper erection here
>>28063884
> I spend most of my day sitting
Enjoy your crippling spinal problems and general musculoskeletal disorders
>>28063933
Third times lucky I guess.
Unless you have friends to drive around with, driving isn't that fun. It's handy to be able to do but that's all I want. To be able to drive a female companion with me on day trips.
>it's a shitposting episode
>>28063955
enjoy working in dead end retail hell forever
>>28063955
I sit with proper posture. I also spend a lot of time walking between the two buildings and carrying stuff
>>28063861
>robot tries to burn down a Nandos
>either gets wrekt by the Syrian owner and his 8 'cousins', or any lads in there enjoying a cheeky meal
>gets nicked
>"I'm a virgin and was upset about it"
>media shame
>locked up
>passed around all the prisoners so 'you're not a virgin anymore'
I implore you to do it.
>>28063956
I've just got back from an hour round walk to the sorting office, it's 15 minutes with a car.
I mean, the walk was nice - and it's a nice day - but sometimes you just want to get in and out and get on with the rest of your day.
>>28063957
>Complains about shit posting
>its junlad the avatar fag
Lads in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
>>28063941
Sexy. Moar? XD
>>28063907
This. Did you 'meet her cat'?
>>28062689
Harry is a good name for a dog. I really like it.
>>28063923
You are a fucking deluded normie cunt.
Most of us on here have never been breathed on by a woman, apart from our mums.
Really glad I put those extra points in charisma instead of agility.
Will give you guys a few hours off from me blogging about my life while I go have a bath and tidy a bit.
>>28063943
I'm just doing God's work.
Just sold my Tesco shares from the bonus we got.
Gonna get a lovely 693.40 before tax. Any other Tesco bros sold their shares?
>beat abyss watchers first time
>oh that was easy
>nope, he gets super powered and comes back with full health and a flaming sword
>JUST
This fucker is going to be really annoying and take me the rest of the day to beat isn't he?
>>28064004
I really hate being single.
Is anyone else terrified of putting effort into anything?
I can't remember the last time I actually tried to do something instead of giving up at the first hurdle and taking the easiest course of action.
>>28064003
Uh-huh, sure thing. Totes believe you.
>>28063924
Happy St George's day bud. And yes, I'm voting out. Nothing against Europe in all fairness, but this EU undemocratic bollocks where they tell us what to do and we pay them 60 million a day is taking the utter piss. OUTOUTOUT.
>>28063970
>imblyign I have a retail job
m8 I'm a scientist with a PhD who does science every day
stay mad
>>28064010
Sainsburys lad here. I'm up for a scrap desu.
>>28064003
Normies are the norm here. The virgin posting is a meme lad.
>>28064004
Ok but before you go did you smash the other one?
>>28063933
Took me till my second time to pass and yeah, failing is irritating and very misery-inducing. Good luck on your next try.
>>28063924
Yesterday cemented my intense dislike of yanks.
Obama should keep is fucking dirty nose out of our business.
>>28063984
I don't normie post senpai.
>>28064004
>inb4 revenge pregnancy and shotgun wedding
>>28063981
This. The virgin should get himself on the news. I might even wank about it later.
>>28064004
>love you
You're fucked mate. She's mental.
>>28064012
>video games
You have to be 18 to post here kiddo
>>28064010
>>28064038
ASDA here. Looks like we got a three-way dance.Can we not invite Morrisons? Those guys are poor and smell funny.
>>28064034
>nothing against europe
The continent that gave us facism and the plague desu. It's full of fucking normies as well. Wouldn't mind seeing it on fire.
Reminder that if you do not hear from Poleaboo on any day next week then it is very likely that he has been arrested (and possibly remanded)
>>28064061
>Going to a party tonight lads
>Hanging out with azulad to night lads
>Where are you from lad, can I lick your bum hole lad
I think you're pretty normie desu
>>28064012
nigga looks like they ripped him from bloodborne
>>28064003
Nah sorry you're in the minority mate. Plenty of people on here who've fucked and got GFs. Most of us just generally stay quiet and lurk most of the time to avoid the demented rees.
>tfw sacked by Morrisons for "waste discrepancy issues"
>>28064055
Fucking despise Obama. Neo-liberal warmonger scum. Assassination NEEDED.
>>28064094
ie you were nicking
>>28064094
Is...is that stealing from the bins lad?
>>28064094
So nicking expired food?
>>28064093
That's going to change now lad. The robots are slowly being outnumbered. I think there's like 10 normies to every 1 robot now kek.
>>28064080
That's what we're hoping for.
>>28064074
>morrisons
absolute meme supermarket. reckon I could beat up every single morrisons employee.
>>28064076
I know. But I love their wine and cheese. And Italy is fucking pretty even if it is full of poncy cunts.
>>28064036
M8 I'm a scientist with an MSc who works for the government and I haven't actually done any 'science' in the best part of a year.
>tfw all you do is supervise junior biomedical scientists and map computer codes for some stupid bullshit government project that means nothing
I miss lab work
>>28064080
Why? What's he fearing he will get nicked for now?
>>28064119
Get dat PHD lad
>>28064080
We can but fucking hope. Then it's Tilde next for the electric chair. Mwahaha.
>>28064095
Im looking forward to someone assassinating trump and the yanks going full on nazi.
>>28064004
Can you fuck off you normie cunt
>>28064087
WHO GIVES A FUCK YOU TEDIOUS CUNTBAG!?
>>28064093
Nice try samefag. Funny how like 90% of posts on every other thread are robots and now all of a sudden its normie central.
>>28064117
>shelf stacking monkeys arguing about which monkey is stronger
>>28064108
>>28064109
>>28064110
Nah, I actually wasn't. (Well, I was, but I knew how to cover my tracks on that.)
Basically, I wasted off 40 quids worth of food, and there was actually 50 quids worth in the bag. Partially because someone added some after the fact, partially because I'm not sticking my hands into a bag of broken fucking glass to find out what's in there.
Personally, I think they overreacted, but fuck it, I wanted out anyway.
>>28064010
I worked for Tesco for a year and I'm pretty sure I got some shares, how do I check/find them?
>>28064026
>r u afraid of putting effort into things like me guise
No because that would make me a fucking loser.
>>28064143
>tfw shelf stacking is good exercise
I would fucking take you lad.
>>28064117
To be fair, the Morrisons round my way has the absolute toppest-tier slags. So they've got that.
>>28064125
Girl got informed of his activities again (posted a cap of her status update) and you know how vindictive she is
I can see this time how that could be considered stalking, if not causing fear/distress
>>28064152
Apparently you need to have gotten a booklet from Tesco stating how many shares you have then have to go on a website that deals with their shares to check.
I couldn't be arsed with all that. I just need that money to pay towards a trip to New York.
>>28064146
>knew how to cover my tracks
Hmm, apparently not though lad.
>>28064087
Going to a 'party' where we sit around playing board games isn't normie.
Azulad lets me cuddle him and suck him off, being gay isn't normie.
>>28064080
What the fuck did you do this time?
>>28064138
Calm down shoutanus. I'm poking fun, junlad is alright.
>>28064152
>>28064010
>fell for the shares meme
They sell them to you at a higher than market value price. You'll never make money on it.
>>28064154
Nah mate, I can't take a shelf stacking monkey seriously. Your IQ is probably a single digit. I see right mongs working at supermarkets.
>>28064164
Ah shit yeah I think I might have one of them but I don't for the life of me know where it is
Hmm
>>28064167
>being gay isn't normie.
Mate, sex stuff is normie. Intimate contact with another human being is normie
>>28064161
>(posted a cap of her status update)
What did it say?
>>28064167
Why are you so good at being me. Am I really that basic and predictable?
>>28064193
Not who you're replying to but I used to be a night shelf monkey and I think I was probably one of the better looking monkeys out of them all.
Luckily I got onto Dotcom so I get to be out of the shitty shop.
>>28064206
Sex with a female is normie senpai, something which I have never come close too.
Sex things with men is easy, you have to ask 'who wants sucky sucky' and you get 50 offers. Try it.
>>28064208
>the psycho stalker is in custody!
>9 likes
>lol
>I should work for the police!
>>28064193
Yeah, fair enough, there are some right retards at my work. Think the company has a policy of employing people with mental disabilities. Half the lads on night-shift spend the whole thing talking to themselves.
>>28064218
>Luckily I got onto Dotcom so I get to be out of the shitty shop.
That's good lad. Get out of retail asap. Don't be those 30 year old still stacking shelves.
>>28064161
How did she know, is there a grass among us or does she lurk here?
In which case does she want me to be her bf?
>>28064126
My MSc was distance learning through my work, literally just sitting in front of a computer, and cost me 9000
I couldn't afford a Doctorate.
My project was absolutely pointless too. I'm a biomedical scientist and the only thing I could do was divise a fluorescent test for Staph Aureaus in blood cultures (which happens in maybe 1 out of every 400 blood cultures you get).
It was an absolute pain to test, cost fucking loads to use the actual test because the kits were well expensive, and is completely redundant because there are actual better methods of doing it.
Still, it worked and I got my masters.
Never again.
>>28064196
sign up on this site, you'll need your employee number
https://www.esp-portal.com/1/EPortal/tescoemployee/en/Anonymous/Pages/RegistrationStep1.aspx
>>28064231
Get out of retail lad. You're in the same pool as those retards now.
Lost just over a stone lads, only 2 more to go.
>>28064224
Easy for normies, yah.
>>28064224
You that lad that pretends to be other people to start arguments? Junlad usually shuts up when you point out how normie being a bumda is
Either way its also easy to fuck fat birds, not gunna do it though am I?
>>28064225
So what if you get nicked again? More shit added to your case.
Will you finally end it all?
>>28064251
Reckon I can find that on my payslip? Thanks for the help
>>28064240
Someone from /polska/ grassed me up
I don't know if she has seen the message though
but it's not obvious who made the post, you could also argue that facebook posts are basically public anyway
>>28064272
yeah, it's under your name and address on the payslip
>>28064242
You know some places can fund up to 90% of your doctorate
>>28064242
I'm trying to get work to pay for me to do a PhD, guess the voernment won't do that. Do they pay well?
>>28064255
>>28064268
Lots of robots can get action with cute guys if they wanted. Post your details right here and try it. It doesn't make you a normie.
>>28064270
It'll be a separate charge if it is deemed a crime
Will really be pushed into a corner
>>28064268
>its also easy to fuck fat birds
No it isn't you fucking normie cunt. I get rejected by even fat girls.
>>28064239
I'm 24 and have no drive or ambition to do anything else. I don't know what I even want to do with my life.
>>28064280
The fuck are you doing in /polska/, why are you so desperate to go to prison?
>>28064327
Think fast. 24 will very quickly turn into 34. You don't want this to be your whole life?
>>28064340
I just don't wanna grow up to be honest. I'm not even good at anything else.
>>28064325
>poleaboo will finally kill himself
>>28064326
>I get rejected by even fat girls
Doing it wrong then lad. Try going out late, pub/clubs will have loads of desperate fat birds around 2-3am. If you get nowhere then just go for a kebab, where you will also have a chance of pulling a fat bird.
>>28064254
Good job! What are you doing to lose the weight?
>>28064310
21/m/fancies Junlad
>>28064350
You're working at a supermarket, you have a job. You already are a grown up senpai.
Don't be a waste of an adult.
>>28064334
>The fuck are you doing in /polska/?
Half the lads there seem to like me, I just wanted some Polish friends
>why are you so desperate to go to prison?
I thought it was a safe move, posted it earlier with a disclaimer (I'm not Poleaboo, I'm just a fan posting something he might be interested in)
>>28064358
Are you accusing others of being a normie and then suggesting normie things yourself? wtf
>>28064368
I know but I have no idea WHAT I wanna do that's the problem. All the things I probably wanted to do is too late since you gotta be young to get really into it.
>>28064383
>posted it earlier with a disclaimer
WOW SUCH A FOOLPROOF PLAN HOW DID THAT BACKFIRE? WHAT SUPER SLEUTH CRACKED THAT ONE?!?
>tfw all the birds at work are Polish
Literally impossible to banter with, one of them has massive tits as well.
>I fell for the work is a good place to meet women meme
>>28064388
doesn't matter, even basic admin shit in an office is better. supermarket is literately bottom of the barrel.
>>28064396
I meant it was posted in another thread with the disclaimer, I reckon I can point to that to cover my ass
>>28064385
I'm just saying that it's easy to pull a fat bird, normie or not - it's not like any of what I said was a massive secret
>>28064401
>I fell for the work is a good place to meet women meme
Depends on the job. You can't a minimum wage job and expect to meet women. All the women there will be foreign or chavs.
>>28064416
You're banned from the fucking internet you wanker, there's no avoiding this shit
>>28064411
See then I hate working 9-5 Mon - Fri. I like that my job has hours that are different.
I just wish I got into doing a trade or something. Plumbing, electrician or a builder. My friends brother is an Electrician and he makes bare amount.
>>28064385
he's not me, im the one giving fakejubnlad shit
would chicken thats a day passed it used by date be alright to use lads
>>28064444
>fakejubnlad shit
What? There's two of them now?
>>28064401
At least they look nice right? I fell for the meme too. I thought working in a shop would allow me to meet girls, whether they be coworkers or customers. Not happening.
Everyone I work with is Indian, the only white person I've met is the area manager. They all jabber away in Punjabi or something so I'm basically completely isolated there.
>>28061632
Who /stratfeel/ here
Fucking tourists
>>28064433
kek that's a good point
poleaboo kill yourself now, its all downhill from here
>>28064433
Yes but there is a difference between simply violating my bail and committing a new crime
Anyway, just be sure to ctrl+f towards the end of a thread every day this week
If you don't find "poleaboo" then it means I've been nicked
>>28064448
Open it up and give it a good sniff. I've certainly done it before, but I've also had to chuck stuff because it smelt obviously iffy.
You know there's an actual abrakababra in my city. That's pretty far out.
>>28064461
What shop do you work at? Sounds like a fucking takeaway.
>>28064472
what smell should i look for i'm new to cooking actual food mate
>>28064297
Seen some places but they're either not related to Microbiology, or if they are you'll be (contractually) stuck there for years and I don't really want to give up my (shitty) job because they pays quite good and I get crazy benefits. The only place I'd probably switch for is Galaxo Smitk Klein, but their research jobs are like gold dust.
>>28064302
Pays pretty good. I work for Public Health England, in a large microbiology lab. Worked for the NHS for 8 years as a biomedical scientist, then all NHS labs got turned into Civil Service labs. I'm a band 7 BMS in NHS terms, but a SEO in civil service terms. With on call work (which can be 1000 a month) I'm getting 65,000 a year, but as I said its all bullshit burocracy and since I'm one of the youngest senior scientists I'm doing some bullshit computer stuff which I don't really understand (nor does anyone I think) because my 50-60 year old peers assume I'll know what I'm doing. I don't like computers. I've raised it. I've been told of something goes wrong it's IT's fault not mine.
Half my day I'm just pretending to look at spreadsheets while looking at shit on Wikipedia.
>>28064448
It'll be fine. Those dates are just so the shop doesn't get sood. It'll be fine for a few more days m80
>>28064483
Fruity with a hint of ocean palm tress mixed with womens perfume.
>>28064481
I am the only person manning the bakery at my Sainsburys Local.
>>28064500
every bakery i go to is full of foreigners and old fat people. bad call expecting to meet women there.
>>28064483
It's difficult to describe to be honest, friend. All I can suggest is that it will smell bad, and like you don't want to eat it. If it doesn't smell bad, and you cook it thoroughly, and it tastes fine, then no issue.
>>28064470
How long do you reckon they will keep you at the station.
>>28064500
Send help.
ORIGINAL ORIGINALLY ORIGINALLY ORIGINATE
>>28061632
Do someone have the same version of this image, with France ?
>>28064461
>everyone I work with is Indian
Flirt a little bit and you're good. Indian women are well easy to smash, they just won't tell their families.
>>28064531
What the fuck laddo?
>>28064539
Mm yeah really want to smash those 50 year old indian women.
>>28064461
Intorduce yourself as 'Gora Sahib'
I tried that once and it worked, although I can't guarentee it.
>>28064573
Gora Pakora
>>28064461
I've had to start googling the random punjabi words people in work say so I know what they're on about
It's frustrating
>>28064527
They arrest in the morning (before noon) and if they charge you then they'll keep you there overnight and transfer you to the sheriffs court for your bail hearing the next day
I've been there for 30 hours last time
>>28064470
>If you don't find "poleaboo" then it means I've been nicked
>i've
AND THE VEIL SLIPS
CALL THE POLICE
Made this the other day lads.
You know septics have their Maccy D's Apple Pies baked instead of deep fried. Absolute cunts.
>>28064603
What does "boss" mean?
>>28064591
whats pakora?
>>28064614
He does that all the time. Fucking retard can't even read through his shitty stories and remove references to himself.
>>28064622
Type of indian food.
>>28064605
kek I can't wait desu
Happy St Georges Day lads
To the lad who posted in /polska/
it was an American flag that grassed him up
The only silverlining is that he can be reverse doxed
>>28064665
>/polska/
The fuck even is that
Anyone live near Cardiff?
Is there anything to do on a Saturday?
Might go see Jungle Book today there might have to go have nitrogen ice cream places but that seems like a waste of wages.
>>28064573
White Temple? What does that mean?
Started uploading videos to my YouTube account, getting some views, pretty happy lads maybe have more than 3 subscribers one day.
>>28064699
I'm in Cardiff, I spend my weekends dossing around the house though.
Going to the movies is the only good thing I'm aware of in town.
>>28064708
Link us lad, I will give an honest and fair critique. If its good I will subscribe.
>>28064717
>>28064699
I keep hearing normies say "Cardiff is a top night out"
Have I been meme'd yet again?
>>28064603
Are you sure it's Punjabi.
Lass I worked with spoke Hindi (urdu is identical) I speak about 500 words and she was quite impressed
>>28064722
Just some daft dark souls videos don't expect much in the way of top quality
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUVusS1QdriPsELlm5mCdxw
>>28064735
Cardiff's a good night out if you're into the Oceana style club bollocks, it's pretty shit if you're any other kind of person.
>>28064708
>posted a video to youtube
>it's gotten 3 views
It's a start, eh lads?
Got some cheap warhammer in the post
Work later, tfw the least social person in a big store on a saturday
>they don't bother asking my plans for Saturday evening anymore
>>28064680
Polish general on /int/
Apparently he's been posting there a while, they're very familiar with him
>>28064743
>its a bad meme channel
>>28064774
jesus is he that obsessed with polish culture.
>>28064735
>>28064747
This. There are some more hipster based bollocks around but it's just expensive venues and uncoordinated nonsense.
>>28064774
What a fucking moron. Polish people hate browns
new thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPmNxobIoWI
called in sick lads
really didnt want to even though i hate my job but basically had to
now ive got that shitty feeling that everyones gonna be annoyed with me at work and that i'll be in trouble or something when im next in
>>28064841
>b-but I'm from scotland
the only thing I can think of to sum up this terrible country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-LRuuqFT0
>>28064901
So long as you vote to leave the EU, I won't consider you as a Scotcuck like the majority are.
>>28064743
>memes
Wow embarrassing.
>>28064909
Don't worry. I'm voting us out of that undemocratic mess, like any true communist.
>>28064933
A red pilled Scot is a friend in my eyes
>>28064810
It's like 50/50
I got paid yesterday. I bought two knives, a stress ball, a harmonica and and a book about gardening
I got given a fiver at work last night lads what should I spend it on?
>>28065020
Pretty sure they've just elected a neo-fascist government. Same as Ukraine. Eastern Europe is a scary place to be brown.
>tfw rumours of a potential Wrestlemania at Wembley Stadium
>>28065077
I saw somewhere that vince recently said a wrestlemania in the UK is a pipe dream
I dont watch wresting anymore but id go fucking see that
>>28065036
Nice one lad. Enjoy
>>28065114
London superbowl is on the cards, hy not
>>28065064
From what I hear the two parties are extreme opposites of each other so Poles aren't represented well
Also read Polish girls messages, she likes how "tolerant" Scotland is and hates Poland for not being as much so but believes things are changing
>>28065114
They downplay it a bit, but it's basically confirmed that they've at least entertained the idea.
IIRC, they're doing a network special in September that a lot of people are considering a mini-test for a UK PPV
What's your opinion on the city of new York vs homer Simpson lads?
>>28065178
Predicted 9/11
