Friendly reminder that you will never look down and see this, all you see when you look down is your keyboard.
>>28060387
>pulling out
what a fucking waste.
You're right OP, my animal brain has always stopped me from pulling out and ending up seeing that.
I see my belly and toes.
>>28060387
>be me
>buy prostitute
>cum on her stomach
>gg
>belly button filled with cum
HHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG
I can just print it out and put it on top of my keyboard.
>>28060387
Pros: my keyboard doesn't nag me or cheat on me or dump me because its bored with me, and once I bought it I never needed to spend another penny on it. If I want to cum on it, I can, and don't have to worry about if its in the mood.
Cons: If I cum on it I have to pull all the keycaps and clean it up myself, and doing so doesn't feel very special
I think I'll stick with my keyboard, all things considered
>>28060913
>my keyboard doesn't nag me or cheat on me or dump me because its bored with me
neither do women unless you're a fag
>>28060387
That's some watery cum, dude needs some maca root supplement
>>28061016
volume looks better than viscosity for a picture like this
>>28060978
lemme guess, I'm not beeing myself well enough?
>>28060387
Oh ok good, I thought I'd killed another hooker.
>>28061038
wrong again virgin
ur not being heterosexual well enough lmao
personally, I've never seen that because I've busted inside every single time.
>not browsing on your phone
-posted from my iPhone 6s
Is there more of this girl
Gotdayum
>>28062492
>always cum inside my fwb, she won't let me cum on her
>one time decide fuck it
>doing doggy style, I pull it out and try to jizz on her back
>it's a fucking powerful orgasm and I shoot jizz all the way into her hair and past that onto her pillow
>she is fucking pissed
>pretend it was an accident and I didn't mean to cum
>>28060616
it's simple as that you bunch of depressive faggots
>>28060387
But I have seen this and done this. It's overrated.
There are cooler and better things you can do/experience with a girl.
>>28060387
Right in the feels senpai
What if that's my gf?
(it's not)
>>28063618
Or is it?
(no)
