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Having my first kiss tomorrow, any advice?
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Having my first kiss tomorrow, any advice?
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make sure to suck the boogers out of her nose
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>>28059927
How do you know it's happening?
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>>28059927
Don't brush your teeth, kisses feel better that way
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jam your tongue in and lick her palette vigorously once she's orgasming lick her gums and turn her into a pile of goo, then take out the garbage like a good boy and mommy will make your din dins
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>>28059927
Assuming it's not just a peck on the cheeks, there's a rhythm to open-mouth kissing, like waves coming to shore and rolling back so just don't stick your tongue in her mouth and swirl it around. Also close your eyes for the most part and breathe through your nose and smile.
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>>28059927
Dont use too much tounge, be gentle and dont rush. Have fun
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It's quite nice.

The first time I made out was with my oneitis, and it is something I'll remember. I had no idea what I was doing desu, I just did whatever came naturally to me. I'm fairly sure I did something right, because she escalated it with more tongue and pulled herself onto me as well. What started out as kiss became a tonsil hockey game.
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depends on whether op is guy or girl
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>>28059946
I'm going to make it happen
Ive waited long enough
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>>28060022
>>28059993
Thank you for actually giving advice, I appreciate it
I'll keep those in mind tomorrow
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GET THE FUCK OUT YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING NORMIE
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>>28059927
Face lips or hip lips?
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Enjoy your herpes.

>this original message was brought to you by anon
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Make sure to twist.
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I recommend wearing an apron when you do the mandatory sacrifice ritual because sometime the blood spills all over your clothes.
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>>28060409
Alright thanks
Which way do people usually go?
Left or right?
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>>28060585

>Left or right?

Its interdimensional twist you have to do, there is no left or right.
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>>28060621
So should I wear my VR headset while I'm doing the deed?
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>>28060585
Go left. Also, just try to relax and not be a shaking nervous mess. As far as your hands go, start off touching her shoulders, then move to her neck and hips.
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>>28060673

no need, the necklace made out the bones of a dead saint is enough.
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>>28059927
get into a rhythm

if she uses tongue then lick her lips do not stick your tongue into her mouth fully

otherwise just lock the lips, open and touch your tongue to her lips, repeat

lean left
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>>28060735
also adding on if its your first kiss id say dont french it only do the tongue thing i said if she initiates it itll seem weird af if you try to french straight away
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>>28059927
>any advice?

relax and just do what comes naturally. kissing is just something people do, like hugging, there's no "wrong" way to do it.
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>>28060770

>there's no "wrong" way to do it.

Yes there is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp-jZyzQSms
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>>28060585
here's an instructional video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYC2FUutdKA
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>>28059927
bite her lower lip, not too hard, hey love that shit
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>>28060770
theres definitely a wrong way to do it
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>>28060788
I knew someone would eventually post this video. But it proves what that guy was saying about doing what comes naturally -- the people in the video are trying to imitate what they've seen in the movies.
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>>28060919
i think they're just fucking clueless

a little guidance is all op wanted
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>>28059927
Tell your dad to wear chapstick.
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>>28060919

this is going to be worse then, /r9k/ will just imitate what they've seen in their anime porn comics

>"I'm going to tounge punch your mouth pussy!"
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Maybe my reply is a a bit late op but consider this

If you're at the point where you're making out with her you're not going to be thinking about what somebody said on here.

But if you do, don't listen to the guys above me, you'll be way too self-conscious about it, Just relax, and if you don't know what to do with your tongue, try drawing the alphabet, pushing/pulling also works if she's really into it.

Anyway just have a good time
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>>28059927
Thank your mother afterwards.
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