this chink guards the door to the anime kingdom
dare you challenge him?
>>28058157
japs don't have the upper body strength to wield that battle axe, i think i can take him
>>28058157
I challenge him for the sake of it, not for the "anime kingdom".
Sure, I'll fight the twig armed man with a larp axe.
I CCW so it's not going to be much of a challenge.
>>28058192
The axe is only there to distract you from the 3 ninjas behind you.
fools.. you dont stand a chance against the mysterious battle arts of the orient
>>28058157
I cast Soul Spear
>>28058369
you fool, ninjas don't exist
>>28058157
I think I can take him
especially if it means my gundam is behind that door
that ching chong fuck is dead if that's the case.
>>28058157
I'll parry the fuck out of that chink then rape him with my BIG SWORD
>unzips katana
>HAH you FOOL! Your weapon is too slow for me
>let him have the first swing
>parry
>slice the handle into 5 parts
>teleport above him
>FLYING LOTUS DEMOLISHER
>carve the air so fast an image of a lotus flower appears
>heh
>zip up katana
>he falls aparts into inch sized cubes
>this was personal, you block my righteous path to my waifu, kid
>>28058410
I'm glad I got my weeaboo out early by being obsessed with ninjas as a kid.
>>28058410
THAT'S WHAT THE NINJAS WANT YOU TO BELIEVE!
>>28058778
it was a hologramravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
>>28058157
My weapon
Fight fire with fire, fight anime with anime
>>28059089
>bringing a storm bolter to a melee fight
I hope you like your explosive bolts being redirected back at you
>>28058410
NIDF detected
>>28058410
You do know that Ninja denying is a crime in japan and in Germany right? Hell someone can call the UN over this you know.
