>That'll be $20.22 plus tip
>>28057924
>$20 for tiny pizza pie
please leave
>>28057924
I didn't order any pizza, I'm sorry I think you have the wrong address
>>28057924
I-idon't have any cash..c-can I pay you some other way?
>>28057952
That's considered a large in burgerland
>>28057924
>>>/v/
bloxoxx
>>28057987
I'm in "burgerland" and that is definitely not a large
>>28057924
Dominos? Listen here thot papa johns or gtfo
>>28057969
Robux will work ;)
>>28057924
Oh I'll give her the tip, alright
>>28057987
we're you trying to make a funny but failed?
someone posts those fatties with a pizza the size of their table
>>28058126
>we're
idk why I keep doing this
>>28057924
I didn't order any shitty wok, preez.
>>28058051
I don't now what that is. Is that semen?
>>28057987
That's the newborn kids size you British tea fuck
I grab the pizza and put it on the thing by the door. I rummage through my pocked and pull out a wadded up $5 and hand it to her. I ask her to hold on and let me go get the rest and that I probably left it on the table. I close the door, which she understands because the dog is there. I lock the door and go to my room and enjoy my pizza, if she rings or knocks I just ignore her until she leaves. She has other deliveries to make she won't stay long.
>>28058023
Earn some GBP
>>28058221
>she goes back to the office
>they call the cops
>they come to your house
>they're knocking on your door but you're too obsessed masturbating to your chinese cartoons with your headphones in to notice
>they break down your door and make their way to your room
>find you with your 4 inch dick out jacking it to MLP
>they die of laughter
>they later rummage through your computer and find your 100gig stash of cp which gets you life in prison
>everyone is told why you're their
>your only way of survival is becoming the prison wife of a large black man named sledgehammer
>>28057969
What a boyslut
>>28057924
*Unzips dick*
Here's a mushroom tip for you bitch.
>>28058589
What the hell is she doing to him
and why do nips draw spit so weird
>>28057987
No, this is considered extra medium in the land of the free.
>>28058051
Do they accept tix?
>>28058051
>Robux
Senpai I all have are Tix
>>28058994
>>28059042
tix were discontinued
just robux now fampai
>>28058993
Would smash those 2 girls and the pizza desu
>>28058993
Where do you get an oven that big?
>>28059068
Seriously? Is there a way to get robux easily or are they going full jew?
J-just the tip?
>>28059068
WHAT.
Jesus Christ i wonder who could possibly be behind such a act
>>28059155
they bought it from Germany
>>28057924
>tfw no qt jap pizza delivery
in all the years i've been ordering food i have only met two female delivery drivers. one was a 50 year old fat spanish woman, the other was a qt but the food was shit so i never ordered from there again
>>28057924
I got a tip for youtip of this dick
>>28059469
jej
Original
>>28057924
I'd probably give her a $5-6 tip.
I can't resist a qt girl smiling at me, even though I know she's not going to ever have sex with me
>>28059539
>implying she'd smile like that at you
Chad is holding the camera taking the photo
>>28059551
>asking for a tip
>not using her body to bleed you dry
Kek, do you even know how women work?
>>28059588
>do you even know how women work?
No, so jokes on you! hahaha.....ha....
>>28059068
>looked it up
>tix really was discontinued
granted tix was worth 1/4 of what is used to.
JEWWWS
>>28059469
haha yes, because Germans are the best engineers right?
>>28059649
Holy fucking shit they actually did it.
Those fucking madmen.
You still have to pay for it as well.
>>28057924
fuck off roastie dumbcunt
You mean its free
I got a tip for you. A mushroom tip. Yeah. Lemme have dem sugar walls.
>>28059469
LEL
>>28060002
stfu
I can give you the tip of this dick ;))))
>tfw I actually said that to the Asian milf delivery lady
>tfw got banned from local dominos
Worth desu
>>28058365
>cops bust into your house over stolen pizza
What communist shithole do you live in lol?
>do you mind if lay down, my feet have been killing me?
tip: find a better job
>>28058365
INCREDIBLY EXTREMELY VERY UNDERRATED POST
>>28060744
Get the fuck out of my house, bitch.
Spreading your sweaty roastie wagecuck filth all over my waifu humping couch
>>28060773
I don't want to look at your shitty post, m8. Don't shill your shit at me.
>>28060744
Is this a doll? There's no way this is a real person
>>28059068
>>28059649
What the hell is tix?
>>28060830
>he doesn't buy dank shirts made in MS paint using his daily bonus
>>28057924
MOMMMMMMMM!
The pizza lady's here. Where's your purse?
>>28057924
>tipping
Fuck off
>>28060987
My nigga
I will never understand this normie meme
Our company went to some dinner thing and I didn't tip the waitress, and everyone flipped out
"OMG YOU DON'T TIP?!?! BUT THEY LIVE OFF OF THOSE TIPS!!11!1"
Fuck off and get a real job. I paid the price for the meal, now shoo
>>28060987
>not tipping $8 minimum for everything
Poorfag
>>28060744
woah woah woah wait. Is this part of a set? I never knew this...
>>28060886
why the fuck arent we all playing roblox right now, someone make a roblox thread and get a server booming.
>>28061117
>o-ok. just be quick and don't tell my boss
>>28057924
that will be 12.50 plus sip
>>28061171
stop right there, whore!
>>28057924
That's way too cheap for a hooker.
Bitch probably have aids.
20.22 it will be my good lady
>>28057969
Yeah sure, we take credit/debit cards.
>>28058993
>tfw mummy got one of these at my soccer teams end of year party
I kind of want to go back and order one of these for the fuck of it
