Tell me normies, what is it like having a girlfriend? What is it like cuddling with a girl and watching movies together? What is it like having a girl sexual attracted to you and wanting to be in your presence? Normies and Chads pls respond.
>>28057329
I forgot to add please share stories. I want to hear about these experiences before I inevitably kill myself.
the only girlfriend i had didnt deserve me, she was a liar from the begining
Sometimes it's great and sometimes it's not.
It's like having a cat that's nice to look at and soft and cuddly, but if you get on its bad side it whacks the shit out of you.
Only a cat just leaves scratches that will heal in a few days, and a woman leaves you with words that keep you awake at night months after they're said.
my ex was on entertainment tonight
thats all i'm saying..she had a hard life too.
>>28057372
>I'm sorry to hear that anon
>>28057382
I actually like cats more than dogs but your post is making me rethink things
>>28057406
She must have been a super Stacy to have been on Entertainment Tonight. How do you get a girl like that?
C'mon normies. I know you got some stories to share
Bumping out of curiosity.
I have some interesting gf stories. What do you want to hear about?
my gf once dated a black guy
>>28057666
Tell me about everything Satan trips
my ex girlfriend got cancer and went into a coma while we were dating. idont think she understood how much that fucked me up
>>28057691
How did that work out for her? Are you raising your girlfriend's son?
>>28057704
OK, well to start here's a fun fact
I got her pregnant when I lost my virginity to her 6 months ago. I'm 18. She aborted but I was almost an 18 year old dad.
And we're engaged now.
>>28057764
She broke up with him after a few months. She is still childless, thankfully. I would never date a single mother.
>>28057329
Not as great as you think it is, just like everything else. It is nice though. If she truly loves you, it's great to have someone, similar to a good male friend, who's always got your back. And it sure is nice to share more of those deeper/less acceptable parts of yourself. Sex is great too of course. As a pretty introverted guy, it's a real pain in the ass when she's always in your shit though. Sometimes I just want to be alone with my thoughts.
Your problem is you care too much senpai. You romanticize it. It would be nice to have a mate for life though.
Married to high school sweetheart, old normie here.
Having someone to cuddle up with is nice, traveling together, going to new restaurants, or just laying on the couch doing nothing is all really nice. It's pleasant knowing there's someone there for you.
On the flipside, its challenging when they do stuff that drives you nuts and arguing is the most obnoxious thing. At times, I do miss solitude and being alone but all and all I wouldn't change a thing.
>>28057329
It's okay for a while when you find a new girl, but after a while your girlfriend will prove to you that she's a whore in some way or another, and you'll remember that all women are the same.
it's pretty nice anon. my gf is super sensitive so it's really easy to get her turned on. we usually snuggle on our sides her back to my chest and i'll just rub my hand on her tummy underneath her shirt and it usually turns into a game of her trying not to react and me teasing her more and more until eventually she does. or i'll lay with my back to her chest and rest my head in the crook of her arm while she rests her head in her hand and she'll run her hands through my hair or rub my stomach. it's very calming
I love watching degenerate porn and jerking off excessively; the rush is intense and shameful.
On the other hand it interferes with my ability to perform in bed. So gave it up. PIV orgasms are actually less intense but instead of shame I feel a very satisfied and pleased with myself
what is a girlfriend?
My girlfriend just broke up with me 4 hours ago.
It's kinda like having your friend around all the time with the benefit of sex. It's very nice to know that someone out there cares for you.
>>28057329
It's weird man. Currently in the longest relationship I've ever been in ( 2 months( I know it's not very long but it is for me)) , and it's pretty sweet. Cuddles and all that shit is a tad overrated, but still awesome. Advice for when/if you get there op, full disclosure is key. Keep no secrets. If you really want one, just be super caring and supportive of said person for awhile. Don't get discouraged, it took a year to get my girl, but it was worth.
OP here. I'm getting to go to a popular party area in my town and drink away my sorrows.I know I won't meet any women because I've been doing this every weekend for four years now
Keep this thread going. I want to read all the stories and know what it's like to be a successful normie
>>28058137
I don't have any stories but I'll bump in your honor OP
>tfw browsed r9k so long you don't feel you deserve to touch a woman when you actually have the chance
>all this indifference disguised as self-disgust has more women interested but I'll never make a move
Fuck you guys
>>28057329
Its a grass is always greener thing bro. When i was single all i wanted was girl to fuck and hang out with. Then with a girl all i want is to hang out play video games and surf the internet.
>>28058283
Your self confidence is your problem, bro
Don't blame it on the internet. Man up
>>28058137
Dude get drunk and talk to people.
>>28058007
>Took a whole year
So you knew her all that time? Why did it take so long?
>>28058307
this self-hatred is so deep-seeded I doubt any confidence will have me feel otherwise
No matter how much I feel confident about my abilities, I just genuinely believe I could never have sex with a woman and I don't know what to do about it
>>28057939
That does sound calming. People playing with my hair has to be one of the most relaxing things ever
Its comforting and nice, but not quite as perfect or fulfilling as you'd imagined.
In regards to sex, fapping gives you a better orgasm 80% of the time. It's still nice, but yeah.
Currently in a moderately ldr. Relationships are pointless if you aren't emotionally mature of which neither of us are. I'm jealous and resentful but don't let her know and she has issues with herself. It's an impending disaster.
On top of it I'm completely head of heals for someone I haven't see in 3 years. I'm probably more of a normie than most on here, but it's not easier this way. Social interaction is stressful and a bother.
>>28058311
I ALWAYS do this and I got a lot of crazy experiences because of it.
>Tfw all the pre-game shots are hitting me
Here we go robots! Wish me luck.
It's great if your girlfriend is also somebody that you can be friends with as well. You don't want just a girlfriend and you can't date just a friend. You need to have the in between. I always try to be friends with the girls first before I date them to really get a good relationship out of it. I just went on a cute date today though. I packed a picnic with the generic red checkered blanket and a nice bottle of wine with some dank tunes to go Along. The pictures were cute. The park is such a cute place to go and sit with a girl
>>28058431
t.beta cuck
>>28058291
This. Sometimes I just want to binge on porn and video games all day, but it's not possible anymore.
>>28057971
Hooooly shit how has this not been said before
>>28058482
Those words like don't even mean anything anymore
>>28057329
>>28057329
I just had a girl rest her hand on my head today and she rubbed my scalp, neck and throat. It felt like heaven. I rested my head on her lap and she fell asleep and I let her hand stay on my face. She poked my eye but I just ler her hand stay there as I drifted to sleep.
