Who /mischief/ here?
>tfw drive really slow in the fast lane
>>28057284
>mfw i don't pick up my dogs shit
>>28057284
i live in a pretty rich neighbor hood and people dont lock the car doors if they park on the street. i open cardoors at night so animals sneak into the cars and leave the doors open all night. especially when it rains. fuck everyone. theyre all mean to me anyway, and will never know its me. love seeing some salty face in the morning when the audi is all wet inside because it was raining all night and all four doors were open all night.
>>28057546
>not locking your car door
how stupid can one be?
>>28057494
Neither do I. That's gross as fuck and frankly not my problem.
>go to subway
>order two six inch subs that are the exact same things
>lady asks me if I just want a footlong so I don't have to spend the extra $2.50 for my order
>decline and insist I get two 6 inches
>>28057546
>theyre all mean to me anyway
lol i wonder why
>>28057284
>I walk in front of cars as closely as possibly in order to get myself killed
>they get to have fun testing out their brakes
>>28057667
They probably just think you're getting one for someone else
>at an intersection waiting for the light to turn green
>cars behind me
>slowly move foward by slightly letting go on the brake pad inch by inch
>look intently at the mirror and see other people do it as I do
I control these fucking roaches
>>28057284
>while people behind me are going insaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane
>>28058334
>I'M AN ASSHOLE
>HE'S AN ASSHOLE
>box in people who bump reggaeton/radio music out loud in traffic.
>tell therapist im not suicidal
>kill my self later that week
>>28058371
do you live in south florida too?
>>28058334
>>28058352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs
>>28058386
when will people start using the surprise pepes for shock images?
>>28058387
Yes.
Naples shithole
>tailgate people so they intentionally slow down to 'spite me'
>I'm never in a hurry and I'm actually making them late
Reverse psycarlogy
>>28058438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C91A-1aAac
>>28058454
Miami here
>>28058064
I knew I wasn't the only one, love seeing the people freak out and slam their brakes
>>28058438
Brilliant pepe. saved.
>>28058438
More pics like that one, pleasss.
>>28058064
>Cross streets at really acute angles
>don't start walking faster if a car comes
>if someone speeds up to spook me stop walking and pretend to be disorientated and confused
>>28058485
>>28058490
this. Fucking spat my water out when I saw the shirt
>>28058466
God damn i hate the place. (was born there and lived for about 4-5 years occasionally went to see grandparents till they died)
Traffic is absolutely horrendous, constant construction (on highways).
I couldn't survive living there that long. (despite being aesthetic as fuck)
Used to live in coral terrace
>>28058540
Who else /broward/ here?
>homeless person asks for change
>say I don't have any
>actually did have change on me
Not car realted
>Walking out of class
>Sports men and Communist swag cappers holding hands with Stacy and Rachel
>Fart in their path and leave before they know what hit them
Call me black cat :y
>>28058566
/westkendall/ here
>>28058624
Why do none of these articles surprise me?
>watch JOI video
>orders me to wait for her command to cum
>cum before she allows me to
>>28058571
>homeless person asks me for spare change
>give him change
>i actually needed it for the bus
>>28058741
I did this and spent the next mile walking home realizing he probably spent it on cigarettes
>>28057284
Oh fuck i kek'd at that image.
>>28058466
specify, gables here
>Play Dark souls 3
>Be invader
>Wait until the host sees me
>Jump off cliff or tower as to not give the host the satisfaction
>mischief thread
>actually post nothing mischievous
>>28058814
>>28058624
I really need to go to the beach sometime.
>>28058760
to be honest he was saying he was blind and shit but it was pretty clear he wasn't.
But i gave him change anyways ha!
take that normies.
>>28058671
I can believe all of these.
>>28058840
Its about to turn into nigger/cuban trash season so pick your beach carefully m8
>Highschool
>Me and the guys sit on the stairs everyday for lunch
>Bunch of banana peels because we like being boys
>Start playing with them until a guy chucks a peel at the wall and it sticks there
>The banana peel is still there to this day several years later, black, shriveled and hard, stuck on the wall; our legacy
>Hemorrhoids really hurt
>Crush my pinky toe with the door
>Now the brain on my toe diverts the pain signals away from my ass
Checkmate biology.
>>28058989
I don't know why I'm laughing so much at this
>>28058989
This. Best tip for when you have bad pain
>>28058989
>Feeling bad
>get a lobotomy
>cant feel bad anymore
>cant feel anything at all
take that feelings
>>use memes out of context and purposely use memes only found on certain boards in other boards
>>make small nuances that insinuate that I'm not completely familarized with 4chan's board culture
>>often misuse greentexts and pretend to assume a greentext is something a poster is actually saying
>>pretend to not know how to greentext and hurl uncalled for insults at other posters such as improperly cross-linking boards like link>>>\lgbt\
>>post my actualy name in the name field
>>rename my filenames to image and convert the file from a png to jpeg to give others the notion that I'm posting from a phone
>>go into webm threads and complain about how I'm unable to open them
>>bump shitty threads that have a single reply teetering on page 10 on slow boards
>post in thread
>thread dies
i will kill all threads on 4chan this way
>>28059381
>reply to (You)
not on my watch
>homeless guy asks for spare change
>give him a large bill instead
>>28059446
I WILL CONSUME THIS THREAD
MY UNFUNNY POSTS WILL DRIVE POSTERS AWAY.
NO MORTAL CAN STOP ME
>>28057284
>be homeless
>dont ask people for money
>see homeless man with sign saying he doesn't want money
>give him my wallet
>there was actually no money in the wallet just a picture of myself
>the wallet was really expensive though so maybe he could sell it
>it was stolen so if he tried to sell it he would get arrested
>see a nigger in my block
>light a burning cross
>lynch him>im actually extremely anti racism and love all people of all colors equally
>>28059591
How would they know it was stolen?
>>28057284
>tfw orchestrated the eviction of a roommate
>>28059770
You're a fucking asshole. That is not /mischief/
>>28059722
>homeless man brings the wallet to a pawn shop
>nobody knows its stolen so it sells
>next day at the pawn shop someone sees his wallet that went missing for sale
>they contact the previous seller but he has no phone
>they call a bounty hunter to go collect
>the BH was the one that took the wallet
>he collects the money and double what it was worth
>in normal clothing donates half the money back to the homeless man
>he didn't count the change and accidentally gave $1 extra
>mfw
>>28059722
>it was stolen from me by him
>it was a framejob all along
>i called the police on him when i got home
>they end up putting him in a rehab shelter
>he has a healthy, normal life now
>including an existential crisis ;]
>paper due tomorrow
>shitpost and masturbate all day instead of writing
Future me status: B T F O
>played that game
>that was the first ending I got
>>28057284
>Shoplifting small objects, not because I need them but because I can
>Trespassing on private properties, climbing on rooftops and trying to imagine how much of a mess these people would get stuck dealing with if I jumped and killed myself
>>28059842
Did you really just use something from Reddit?
You disgust me
Traitor
>ask to borrow money
>don't spend it on anything
>"Pay them back" several days later
They will never know...
>have several rare Pepes
>don't attach any to my post
>Steal shit from stores and sneaky af
>>28058825
>Bloodborne
>Use blue bell near entrance to boss area
>Get warped into summoner's world - they need me for the boss
>As soon as we walk into the boss zone, strip naked and run around like a retard in circles around them until we get recked
>Say good effort in private message
>>28060261
>programming project due monday
>haven't even started
>spent all day alternating dark souls 3, masturbating, and /fit/
>...can finish project in like an hour but will wait until the last possible moment
>>28057284
>work the register
>I see chad and stacy buying things
>they're buying baby formula and other baby foods
>They're paying with EBT
>I keep hitting the debit button instead of the EBT button
>tell them they're getting declined
>they eventually put away a lot of food, some of it baby food, and pay with cash
>mfw Chad and Stacy's baby will be malnourished, and become a short beta fuck
>mfw their baby will be a complete fucking failure
>mfw I let nigger ladies steal the formula, so that Chad's kid will get his ass kicked by Jerome
well well well normies, all you had to do was not bully me and grant me one (1) gf. You didn't, so now I'll make sure your genetic line gets fucked.
>wait at unpopular bus stops during rush hour
>don't get on the bus when it pulls up
take that wagecucks
>>28059770
>>28060408
>It's a tripfags don't understand the thread post
>>28060475
Tripfags are the retarded rejects from other boards, why would they understand?
>>28060445
I WILL FUCKING END YOU. I HAVE AUTISM AND I TAKE DARKSOULS VERY SERIOUSLY.
>>28060509
I can't tell you how many times I did that, knowing that they wasted a point on me, and it just kept being funny every fucking time.
>>28060367
baited with ease ;]
>>28057284
I fart in the milk, put the cap back on, and place it back in the refrigerator.
>>28061228
>I fart in the milk
>>28057494
>as a kid resented the fuck out of assholes who did this
>as an adult with a dog, don't give a fuck, le not my problem dance.
what i don't understand is what kind of an ass lets their dog shit in the concrete pavement. mine always makes a beeline for the grass meaning you'd have to be walking like an idiot to step in it.
>>28058308
> accelerating by lettinggo on the brake
> American "cars"
hah, gets me everytime
>Had girlfriend for the past two years.
>She loves how flat my stomach is.
>I've been sucking my gut in 24/7 since before I met her.
>>28058961
Ha, you just reminded me that back in high school me and myfriendswould throw Vegemite sandwiches straight up to the ceiling and get them stuck. This was many years ago but I'm certain that they're still there now too.
Good times..
>>28058064
<TFW nigger bums do this to me sometimes
I stop and ask them if they're alright while sipping a big gulp
If they say no I just drive off
If they say yes I throw the drink at them and drive off
Also mfw when they're about to ask me for a dollar right before getting drenched
>>28062828
Wrong way meme arrow >
>collect dog shit in bag
>go to library and dump it in book dropoff
>take a shit in paper bag
>buy Roman candles
>place in bag with shit
>light it on fire on asshole neighbors doorstep
>>28059821
>next day at the pawn shop someone sees his wallet that went missing for sale
I'd love to see a picture of a wallet on the back of a milk carton.
>nightwalking
>scratch random cars, especially expensive ones
>piss through peoples letter boxes
>tie random door handles to fences so it wont open
>destroy nice gardens
they will all pay
>>28057600
>frankly not my problem.
>>28061364
>as an adult with a dog, don't give a fuck, le not my problem dance.
Whose problem is it then? Reminder that if you replay with "I don't know" it means it actually is your problem and you're a douchebag who deserves to be burried alive with dog shit slowly filling up the coffin.
>>28060457
Lol, you're a bit bitter and fucked up in the head aren't ya?
>>28057494
lol, I'm that guy that likes to publically humiliate people for ignoring the dog shit they've left on the floor. Even better when passers by join in and start calling them disgusting. Lolololol.
>>28057284
seriously go fuck yourself
>>28063201
>scratch random cars, especially expensive ones
So you're a jealous nigger then. Gotcha!
>>28063377
sounds wike someone got their wittle car scwatched :^)
>>28063471
Nah never happened actually. I just despise losers who fuck up other people's hard-earned possessions because they've got the mentality of an entitled two year old brat.
>"Wah I can't afford this because I don't work. Therefore you shouldn't have it. Wahhhhh."
>>28063507
>only poor people do bad things!
>>28058438
Epic Pepe. Saved.
Normies wageslaves getting cucked by Pepe in the rat race.
Love it
>>28063558
Pretty much all the people I know in my age group are well off and doing well and simply don't feel the need to scratch other people's cars. Whereas some fucking oik with no job and minimal income is more likely to feel a thrill out of fucking up somebody else property.
>Basic common sense there mate.
>>28063337
It's the problem of the bacteria that breaks it down.
Alternatively the problem of the lawn my dog is shitting in.
>>28058438
>mfw this is literally me when cycling
>>28063507
>I just despise losers
Do you know what board you're on?
>>28063507
>$30,000 car with provisional licence plates on it
>probably a "graduation present"
Peasants taking their revenge tonight
>>28063709
>i dont know any well off people that do bad things
>therefore none of them do it!
sounds like common sense to me m8
>>28063825
I'm not on about people who do bad things in general. I was talking about dumb cunts who scratch cars. You then generalised the fucking idea to "all muh bad things" and I ignored it.
>have psychotic episode
>start driving on wrong side of freeway swerving through the oncoming traffic like in gta
woulda got jail but pleaded insanity and sent to psych ward
>>28057284
>at the gym
>rerack the heaviest weights last and watch the DYELs stare in horror at the monstrous task they have to accomplish
Did they think hogging the only squat rack, for twenty minutes, with 10kg on the bar wouldn't have consequences?
>>28063717
Next time I see you not picking shit up after your dog I'm gonna knock you the fuck down, slather your head in that shit and then make you eat it.
You better watch your back, kiddo.
>tfw neighbor lady asks if i can walk her dog a few days this week
>say yes
>walked dog on monday and had to partake in awkward smalltalk with her forever
>wake up late next day, see she texted me asking if i still will do it
>ignore
>flake for 2 days straight and just ignore her phone calls while i peak out of my window to see if she is outside
its funny in the context of this thread but because this is my life and im living it and i flake on all kinds of people like this i want to fuckin kill myself
>>28064235
At least you're reracking.
>>28063337
>you're a douchebag who deserves to be burried alive with dog shit slowly filling up the coffin.
That is the greatest way to murder someone ever, I'm fucking remembering this.
>>28058566
Coral springs here
>>28060457
Now THAT's mischief
otrgfinal
>purchase cheap bike locks in bulk
>locate normie's bike locked up
>attach own bike lock
>throw away the key
>Brody and Brandyn corner me and demand me to take nudes of my sister and give the nudes to them
>I don't want to
>Give them my girlfriend's nudes instead
Get cucked you dumb normies
>see a bunch of kids bikes laying on sidewalk
>no one around
>throw them in the back of my truck
>repaint them and sell them for $50 each
>>28057494
socially irresponsible.
>>28057667
the foot longs are cut in half kek
>>28057284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJjtQKND4W8
ayy lmao
>answer telemarketer phone calls and make it seem like I'm going to humor them
>and then I hang up the phone when they start their sales pitch!
>>28058438
>>28063743
4 u 2 btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNFaAqS2f18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5sUYhoY0eY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDxjge5hmY
>>28057284
wtf is with your pic op Ahahahahahaha
>eat dinner
>"Had enough, anon?"
>"Yes, thank you".
>i was still hungry
>>28057284
>make appointment for 2.30
>turn up and 2.20 and demand to be seen because i have other things to do
>>28057494
>not picking it up and putting it in the ltter box
WEAK
>>28057284
I backfire my car at every cyclist I pass
>>28063342
t. chad and stacy
>>28057284
I'm the guy that tails you with my brights on
Looks like we're having fun
>>28063337
>Whose problem is it then?
Whoever stands in it. I've thrown up my hands and said "I don't care"
If nobody stands in it, the fertilized grass.
>>28062828
> <<<<<<<<<<<<
back to le reddit with you!!!
>>28057284
The mom is the hottest in Starless, but her shit obsession is retarded. Scat is one of those non debatable stupid fetishes.
>tfw want to play it again but computer is broken
>>28066652
Tits or gtfo
You're beautiful by the way ;)
>>28063337
>>28066805
>>28065201
idiots who don't look where they're going (probably chads who walk head-held-high instead of always staring at the ground to boot) detected
>>28064522
>talking to neighbors
yeah fuck that noise homie, I don't have any favors I need done by useless old people.
>>28059357
>double hatching his memearrows
/DEVILISH/
>>28068513
lets see Paul Allen's meme arrows
>>28058438
I hate you and people like you so fucking much. One day I'm gonna nick one of you cyclist faggots back tire so you fall off.
>buy some shit at a shop
>"would you like your receipt?"
>"uhhh, hold on."
>search myself for a coin
>inspect the coin briefly before flipping it
>check the result, think for a few seconds, then turn back
>"yes please"/"no thank you"
>>28068852
>"would you like your receipt?"
>pull out magic 8 ball
>"cannot predict now"
>do this until people start getting rowdy
>>28057284
actually here in the states, if you drive slowly in the fast lane and you get rear ended, its your fault.
so instead of just causing "mischief" you are actually being stupid and potentially causing a wreck. a win win situation to the person that hit you. a lose lose situation for you faggot.
>>28058308
What's fun to do is.. if you're side by side with someone at the red light and no one behind you, just hit the gas then immediately break. They'll see you accelerating and do so in turn
Always makes me lol
>>28064235
You should leave the bar on set with the weight reveresed so when they try to remove one it will shoot up and possibly kill them
>>28058989
veery good my sir
>download an album from youtube
>convert it to FLAC
>upload it on torrent sites
>people eat this shit up
>tfw you write really bad stories and force people to read them
>chad in college class gives me a 8 gb flash drive
>"yeah bro can like put some downloaded game of thrones on it, I know your good with computers"
>"like all of the seasons?"
>"yeah, high quality too, me and my gf want enjoy it"
>give him low quality YIFY
heh, got him good.
>work for construction company
>people break machines and go to see the boss on the otherside of the site
>fix it and claim that someone else fixed it
>never get caught
>recommended several coworkers for raises
>its actually a sexual turn on for me know that I could get caught and undo everyones promotions
>shit-tier wageslave with unreasonable responsibilities
>everybody thinks I'm doing a good job when I'm actually causing the firm massive financial damage in the future
>>28065025
Okay, top gear
>>28058961
>>28062280
>Be 13
>Some kid takes a piece of cake and wipes it on the wall outside
>Next day it's still there
>Next week it's still there
>Next year, still there
>Go back to the school a few years ago
>Ancient rotten cake still on wall
That cake was there for most of the time I was at that school. There are children alive nowadays who haven't been breathing for as long as that dirty cake mark has been on that wall.
>Neighbours having a party
>Smoking weed outside
>Called the cops
>>28065081
Brody is my name :^) Ty for nude
>>28057284
>stop 15-20 feet behind the car in front of me at every stoplight
>laugh really loudly for no reason when someone walks by so they become self-concious
>tell the fast food worker to give me a few minutes to look at the menu even though ive memorized it and know exactly what I'm getting each time
who /pure evil/ here
>>28073376
>>laugh really loudly for no reason when someone walks by so they become self-concious
Rofl they just think you're schizophrenic you dumbass
>>28059770
Wow cool, catwiththegat !!gAyq5lzi952
Please tell us your story! I'm a fan of many tripfriends and I'm wondering if you could be my new tripfriend, catwiththegat !!gAyq5lzi952
