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Why do kids look so old these days?
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Why do kids look so old these days?
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>>28056359
Large amounts of estrogen in modern food/water. Same reason why 1/3 of boys have gyno now despite not being overweight.
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>>28056359
>so old

She looks like a 12yo with makeup and le instagram filter, nothing else
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its just the angle of that pic. You could tell shes a lil kid even in that picture. If she posted a direct front facing pic, you could easily tell.
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>>28056359
My boss's daughter is like that. He's like 80 but has an 11 year old daughter with this Brazilian chick and the daughter looks and talks like she's 15 at least.
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>>28056359
because everything about that girl is 100 percent artifice and usually people who make themselves look like that are a decade older
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>tfw 23
>people think I'm 16
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>>28056504
>tfw 23 and look 16 as well
>tfw job involves periodically visiting elementary schools
>tfw 12 year olds taller than you
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>>28056554
how tall are u? 5'7?
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>>28056359
What song is that OP?
I want to feel ancient
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>>28056554
>>28056504

>tfw 18
>tfw people think im in my 30s
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I live right next to a middle school and I swear to god those 8th grader's tits are getting bigger every year.
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>>28056600
Well, at least you can get alcohol early. Women don't take me seriously.
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I'm in my 30's

I look like I'm 16

Just waiting for my parents and cat to die so I can too, lethal dose of morphine for me.
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>>28056600
Shouldn't you be shitposting on snapchat with your teenbros
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>>28056567
I-I am :(
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>>28056389
>women look more womanly than ever
>guys in general look more beta than ever
>Chad lucked out with parents that didn't feed their children poison food and drinks
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>>28056359
>be 30 years old
>buying some dress clothes for a wedding
>cashier asks if I"m getting ready for Prom

WTF? I guess I'm flattered, maybe?
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>>28056638
I am actually terrified that this will be my future. I have been waiting to look like an adult for so fucking long.
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>>28056627

I am an embodiment of stress
my hair has already receded and I have deep wrinkles and gaunt features even though Im healthy

I will not age well
in fact I probably have 3 years tops to get a girlfriend before I turn into an old man
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>>28056504
>tfw 26
>people think I'm 13
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>>28056389
PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY THERE'S ESTROGEN IN THE FOOD AND WATER SUPPLY, BUT NEVER HOW TO FUCKING AVOID IT

EXPLAIN
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>>28056704
>>28056638
>>28056600
>>28056554
>>28056504
Man why don't we start a fucking support group? No one understands our suffering/gives a shit.
I feel like my life has been ruined by being a late bloomer, and no one understands.
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>>28056694
You also have the facial hair of a radical imam
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>>28056704
Face pic plz QT
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>>28056715
Aviod dairy products. Its all the growth hormones they give the cows that fucks you up.
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>>28056359

There's no frame of reference in that image. You can't tell how big she is. If you saw her in real life you'd immediately see her as 12.

She's also wearing makeup which obscures her age in images.

This is also why candydolls seems so erotic and gets people even who don't consider themselves pedos. It's just smoke and mirrors really.
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>tfw 28
>people think i'm 7

just because one person told you that you look young doesn't mean that's what everyone thinks. you're literally pulling the same shit old hags do with ''i'm 40 and people think i'm 23!!''
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>>28056587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk
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>>28056860
Yikes. This still feels new to me.
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>>28056849
>tfw been drinking a glass or 2 of milk everyday for a few years now

Will the effects reverse if I stop
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>>28056715
You cant, silly goyim. Gif very related.

just kidding, supposedly publix 4 gallon water you can buy is legit not full of chemicals
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>>28056715
Don't drink tap or bottled water(They put shit in the tap water and the plastics from bottled water contain a synthetic estrogen.). Get a water filter. Stay the fuck away from dairy products such as cheese. Also no soy EVER. Soy is absolutely the worst thing for a male body. They put soybean in all kinds of food now which is really fucking over men and causing girls to develop puberty at younger ages.
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>>28056915
>Stay the fuck away from dairy products such as cheese
Where can I find those underground organic, non pasteurized milk farms?
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>>28056359
kids are litterally growing faster, nothing wrong with that. We should lower the age of conscent
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Your pet niggers are drinking the water too, Chaim. How come their testosterone levels aren't declining?
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>>28056915
recommend a good filter please
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>>28056646
>tfw not a chad but grew up in a rural area where everyone has well water and gardens
Second highest number of guns per capita in the state. The highest is a similar town about 1/4 of a mile down the street. Everyone's a tradie.
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>>28056954
Do you feed your dogs soy? Soy is the biggest problem of all. Here is an article about a guy who went vegetarian for three years and mostly ate soy and tofu. His estrogen levels skyrocketed and he start losing body hair, his penis shrunk, and he grew breasts.
http://www.menshealth.com/nutrition/soys-negative-effects
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>>28056554
Fuck desu sempai I fucking know this exact feel ;_; why must it be this way
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>>28056984
Anything from home depot plus a water filter pitcher to keep the water in your fridge as an extra filter. Seriously any filter from home depot will work great.
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>>28056915
are public water fountains safe?
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>>28056743
I would join
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>>28057049
Depends on the water is coming from. Chances are its the same water as tap water.
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good genes is the only thing...kids thinking five years is so old
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>>28057071
but what if the fountains have filters?
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>>28056954
Do you mean like legit black people? They just naturally have higher test levels.
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>>28057084
Should be fine then as long as you aren't putting it in plastic bottles.
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>>28056859
no I mean like when I go to the dentist and they so my age and I say 3_ they look at me sideways with raised eyebrows
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>>28056915
Seriously tired of trying to fucking cut out everything these days. I'm thinking moderation might just be better at this point
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>>28056859
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you.
You don't understand the pervasiveness of the frequent occurrences and why it has literally destroyed my self worth.
Get out, you fucking normie.
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>>28057196
Just cut out diary, soy, alcohol, and tap water. That is it. No need to avoid anything else. If you can't cut out dairy just eat it very sparingly. Like a thing of yogurt once a month.
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>>28056359
Granted, her face looks 17... But have no fear... Her vagina only looks 13 1/2
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>>28056887
Yes it might take up to 2 years to completely reverse though. If you have gyno though that will never go away so you will need surgery.
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>>28057008
Were all screwed. Seriously.
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>>28057291
>>28057239
Seriously seems like just 1 more thing in life at this point where women have it better than men

>women can include whatever they want in their diet
>look more feminine
>man drinks a glass of a milk a day
>looks more like a woman

Saying life's not fair is a fucking understatement in these modern times
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>>28057291
>tfw hybrid gyno
>tfw sometimes my boobs are real perky and other times real flat
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>>28056359
Are you niggers blind? I'd never guess this girl was over 13 years old. Are you so stupid you can't see past a shitty filter?
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>>28057361
Welp. That explains all the betas.
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>>28057389
Sounds like some days you are consuming more estrogen then others.
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>>28057397
Soy is fucking over men big time. Most junk food and processed foods contain high amounts of soybeans. The only way to stop this shit is to stop consuming it and focus more on a heavy vegetable/meat diet.
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>>28057427
Yeah, no kidding. Damn near everything that's processed has soy in it in some capacity these days too. Can't wake up.
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I'm 21 and she's hot
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>>28057369
actually xenoestrogens are a female issue as well.

Breast cancer cells require estrogen to propagate. Excess estrogen causes massive breast cancer cell growth, exarcerbating an issue which mostly affects women.
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If you don't want a high estrogen diet I recommend you guys eat what I eat.

>Eggs
>Kale(Lowers estrogen levels significantly if eaten daily.)
>Cauliflower
>Broccoli
>Brussel Sprouts
>Collard Greens
>Turnips
>Cabbage
>Mushrooms(EXTREMELY important for men. It blocks estrogen activity on the body.)
>Flax seed(Removes estrogen from bloodstream.)
>Rye
>Oats
>Rice
>Green tea good for health and boosts estrogen in women but boosts testosterone in men instead.
>Pomegranate(Absolutely the only fruit a man should ever consume.)
>Bison
>Chicken
>Venison
>Turkey
>Beef(Only if the cow was not pumped up full of hormones.)
>Fish especially salmon.
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>>28057650
>woman makes it through breast cancer
>gets gold star and is hailed a hero
>man has fat gyno tits / surgery
>eww that's gross, men shouldn't have breast tissue, that's disgusting
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>>28057701
>le fruit is bad meme
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>>28057760
>Full of carbs
>Boosts estrogen levels

Might as well stuff your face with milk chocolate.
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>>28057805
Apples and peaches raise test levels
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Im 21 but I look like 30 sonce 15, had to start shaving my first beard with 14 too
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I don't see the problem here, androgynous is godlike.
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>>28056600
>tfw 32
>tfw people don't think anything about me because I know no one
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>>28056504
>tfw 68 year old male
>people think i'm a 13 year old girl
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>just cut out dairy
I'll take the cancer if it means I can keep eating pizza, grilled cheese, and use cheese as a topping. Yogurt and milk is tasty as fuck, but I could cut it. Cheese? Fuck that.
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>>28056915
>Stay away from soy
>mfw have gluten sensitivity and most gluten free stuff has soy in it

JUST
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